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It's Britney, B*tch!

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Britney's transformation has us transfixed!

Check out more hot shots in the gallery of Brit at her hairstylist Kim Vo's party over the weekend... not to mention mom Lynne, who also attended the event:

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Brit's looking bangin' and Lynne's not lookin' half-bad either! Look at that bod in black!

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Posted by: Anonymous

Oh big deal.



Posted by: Anonymous

So she covered her crotch. Call the New York Times.



Posted by: Anonymous

Still on the payroll I see. She doesn't look much different than she did a month or more ago, still with the crappy weave and now you're all in love with her. I hope you're at least getting enough to pay for your morning coffee.



Posted by: JMD

ya.. i lov e britney ..


sexy body back? CHECK
Awesome hair? Check

Hater that take there time to leave negative comments below this one ,only to make her a bigger star that she is: CHECK

we love ya brit!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Where's Jayden and Sean? Oh, yeah, she dumped them with their dad. Permanently.



Posted by: Anonymous

US HATERS OWNS YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

It's Fatney Bitch!



Posted by: Anonymous

Brain smaller than vjay jay. Check.



Posted by: Anonymous

It's amazing how a 50 something year old Lynn looks slimmer and more youthful than her fat pig daughter.



Posted by: Anonymous

If Brit-Shitter was been working out so much then why are her legs and arms beefier than ever? I don't get it.



Posted by: Jodi

Gee, all it took for her to get her looks back was pay off her ex to take her kids off her hands...Now she can get some sleep and work out all day instead of having to be bothered with raising her kids...



Posted by: Anonymous

Why doesn't this fat whore go and take care of the two innocent babies she selfishly brought into this world?



Posted by: Anonymous

FAT tree trunk legs
FAT neck
FAT arms
FAT body



Posted by: Anonymous

WOW! SHITNEYS BODYS SO FAT!



Posted by: Anonymous

FATFATFATFATFATFATFAT!
CHUBBYCHUBBYCHUBBYCHUBBY!



Posted by: Anonymous

still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!



Posted by: Anonymous

still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!



Posted by: Anonymous

still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!



Posted by: Anonymous

still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!



Posted by: Anonymous

still fat? check
still ugly? check
still can't sing? check
still rid of ugly kids? check
GOOOOOOOO SHITNEY!



Posted by: kira

from now on i will go back to destroying people on the threads. i will go back to running this place no matter what anyone does or says it is all out war on the britney threads. you thought i was angry last night. well wait till i unleash what i have in store for all of you now. just try me.



Posted by: Anonymous

such a cruel world.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHITNEY SUCKS! BOOOOOOOOO YOU SUCK!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

great great great



Posted by: 'cuse me

I can see where Brit's "classiness" comes from. I really don't think the top her mom is wearing has thin black straps coming from the shoulders. Jeez, you think the woman would own or buy a bra that would actually be covered up by the shirt. Yup that's country for ya'll.

Trash begot trash.



Posted by: Anonymous

BOOOO YOU SUCK SHITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

kira is a skanky b*tch



Posted by: Anonymous

WOULD IT KILL SHITNEY TO WEAR A BRA? SLUT!



Posted by: Anonymous

would it kill her mother to wear a strapless bra?



Posted by: Chucky Cheese

I can see where Brit's "classiness" comes from. I really don't think the top her mom is wearing has thin black straps coming from the shoulders. Jeez, you think the woman would own or buy a bra that would actually be covered up by the shirt. Yup that's country for ya'll.

Trash begot trash.

August 18, 2008 7:31 PM
Posted by: 'cuse me

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...Yeah, I was going to say that, but it looks like you beat me to it.

Next to underwear lines and black shoes with navy pants, this has to be one of the biggest fashion faux pas' going.

For shame, Ma Spears, for shame! LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

Nice to see that Brit has her priorities right. Of course, she would rather go out and concentrate on her career, but not put in the work to get her kids back.



Posted by: GC

SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL!! JEALOUS PEOPLE U SUCKS. GET A LIFE SUCKERS.



Posted by: GC

SON UNA MIERDA HIJOS DE PUTA!!! BRITNEY ES HERMOSA!! COMPRENSE UNA VIDA...APESTAN HATERS.



Posted by: jake

lynn does not look more youthful than brit, its just all the juniors cloths she wears. and i think brit knows the best place for her kids right now is with their dad. and just becuse she goes out does not mean she is not trying to get her kids back. should she be a shut in and not work, and stare at the walls until she gets them back? keep in mind this is the real world. not some perfect lifetime movies. and the girl is not fat



Posted by: Anonymous

SHITNEYS FAT!



Posted by: Anonymous

As usual the 26 year old had her FUCKING BABYSITTERS with her. SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE TOTAL SHIT, STILL UGLY, STILL TRIPLE CHINNED AND STILL TALENTLESS!!



Posted by: Anonymous

THE BRITARDS ARE THE MOST STUPID PEOPLE IN HERE!



Posted by: Anonymous

SHITNEY NEEDS TO DIE!



Posted by: Anonymous

OH HOW CUTE, THE BITCH WEARS A CUTE LITTLE NECKLACE AROUND HER NECK TO REMIND HER OF THE ONES SHE FUCKING GAVE AWAY..........



Posted by: Anonymous

Gotta say it, the mother is JUST AS BUTT ASS UGLY as the daughter !!



Posted by: Anonymous

NIGHTY NIGHT YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: "pop the glock" uffie

it does not matter what angle you show britney from, she's still an ugly cow who is a complete failure as a mother and as a wife. she has the body of a linebacker with tree trunks for legs and now she looks like a drag queen. her mother is unattractive too. lynne's wig has got to go. maybe that's how they look in kentwood, but in the real world that is the look of a has been harlot. this white trash family should get out of california because nobody wants them there. how's that exploitative book you wrote about your daughters going for you lynne? you will be promoting it soon so you can make a quick buck off them and in the process remind the public of how much of a failure you are as a mother. you set a bad example as a mother and it ruined britney, then britney turned out to be a bad example that ruined jamie lynn. you all must be so proud of the fact that you are america's favorite white trash family.



Posted by: Anonymous

speaking of butt ass ugly..



Posted by: Anonymous

Only this piece of shit website would call these hicks, HOT. The weave is horrendous and Lynne looks like an OLD worn out whore trying to be a teenager again. I hope Shitney does perform at the VMA's. It's time for another good laugh at her expense. The jokes are all on you, X17. Queen B is Queen Has Been.



Posted by: Anonymous

If you concider her fat... you are obviously anerexic, you should go to a doctor ASAP..

she looks hot.. get used to it, its not your business anyway,.. its her life she can do what she wants with it, your not in the picture.. dont judge people till you walk mileS in their shoes.



Posted by: Anonymous

If you concider her fat... you are obviously anerexic, you should go to a doctor ASAP..

she looks hot.. get used to it, its not your business anyway,.. its her life she can do what she wants with it, your not in the picture.. dont judge people till you walk mileS in their shoes.



Posted by: Anonymous

I agree,
haters have issues they should address.
More serious then Britney. Haters get a life.



Posted by: Anonymous

The pic gallery: I love the...you photogs need to get a friggin life......look in each pic!



Posted by: Katarina

Can I ask who did the amature photoshopping?



Posted by: Anonymous

she looks hot.. get used to it, its not your business anyway,.. its her life she can do what she wants with it, your not in the picture.. dont judge people till you walk mileS in their shoes.
August 18, 2008 9:24 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
ha ha!

she can only do what her dad says she can! get the facts!



Posted by: mitch

Britney at her best looks like a washed up crack whore who still can't fit into her clothes. Hot? Really? REALLY? You people must be fucking some busted ass looking broads.



Posted by: mitch

Britney at her best looks like a washed up crack whore who still can't fit into her clothes. Hot? Really? REALLY? You people must be fucking some busted ass looking broads.



Posted by: Anonymous

You people must be fucking some busted ass looking broads.

August 18, 2008 10:19 PM
Posted by: mitch

OR
You have some really attractive crack whores.........



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Her weight, life and brain are on a constant rollercoaster. I don't thinks she's particularly fat, but she'll always be a loser!



Posted by: Anonymous

She is never going to be thin again. She's not a teenager, she is a mom. I wish she would stop stuffing herself into small clothes. It only makes her look like a sausage.



Posted by: Anonymous

Please, you guys would kill for a body like Britney or to even resemble her. Half of you are fat losers with no self esteem and find that making fun of people who look 10x better than you will make you feel better.



Posted by: Anonymous

why should anyone visit 51 year old leszek piotr's myspace posting as sunnyday>?

Iike really.. only a nut job like britney would have old grandpa stalker fans like sunnydayand his et goobelly glop!



Posted by: Anonymous

"Only this piece of shit website would call these hicks, HOT. The weave is horrendous and Lynne looks like an OLD worn out whore trying to be a teenager again. I hope Shitney does perform at the VMA's. It's time for another good laugh at her expense. The jokes are all on you, X17. Queen B is Queen Has Been. "

I hope she performs as well, only so you can look like a complete idiot when she blows everyone away with her performance.



Posted by: Anonymous

britney keep up the good work you are mesmorizing



Posted by: Anonymous

Learn how to spell stupid American. It's "mesmerizing" Maybe you should spend more time in school and less time here, eh? LOL.



Posted by: Anonymous

Learn how to spell stupid American. It's "mesmerizing" Maybe you should spend more time in school and less time here, eh? LOL.



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey, don't rip on America, or we'll bring Democracy to your country!



Posted by: Anonymous

gorgeous!!!
SHE LOOKS H O T !!! thats britney i love!



Posted by: Bernard Brown

OMG!!!! The people who have posted above are completely dumb/retarded and or just meaningfully hateful....brit looks better than i've seen her in a long time including (1 week) ago....get a life and stop hating on the rich/famous.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's not fat, but a little too porky to stuff herself into those clothes. They look to be 2 sizes too small and it looks uncomfortable. Britney is OVERWEIGHT for Hollywood, and she can't perform in that kind of shape. Britney's entire image was built on being hot/flat stomach/young/sweet/ innocent, etc. That image is BLOWN. She is too beefy, has aged the hell out of her face (with tanning and smoking), and everyone knows she is a certified nutcase with drug/alcohol problems who chose seeking dick over taking care of her own children.

Yeah - good luck on that performance Britney.
And her mother should stay home and take parenting classes along with Britney and Jamie-Lynn.



Posted by: Anonymous

Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks like a fat old slut. Stick a fork in this pig, she's done.



Posted by: Anonymous

Her arm are huge and her weave looks stringy and greasy



Posted by: ?Did they git mah pikchure? Did they git mah pikchure? Did they git mah pikchure? I hope theys got m

Every chance she gets she's looking at the cameras. They probably had to drag her inside to stop her from just sitting there getting her fix!



Posted by: Anonymous

why does her racoon eyeliner always seem to be melting down her face. gross..!



Posted by: Anonymous

Her daddy must be dressing her now! She would so be wearing one of her pairs of the Nasty Brown Boots of Death with that outfit!



Posted by: Anonymous

3:30, I think it's more of a function of her FAS eyes. Her whole face is kind of saggy. And why the hell did I just get reminded that I need to buy a new mop head? Oh, that's right! Her hair reminded me! She needs to change her mop too!



Posted by: Anonymous

this fat whore loves to parade around (like a prize pig) she even gave them an over the shoulder shot as her people tried to stuff her fat ass in the vehicle...it's time to get in the vehicle britney, not look over your shoulder at the paps, trying to pretend as if you aren't starved and desperate for attention...which clearly you are, you crazy looking rat face.



Posted by: Anonymous

I wonder if her daddy makes airplane and choo choo train noises when he feeds her?



Posted by: Anonymous

this fat whore doesnt work or do anything, she hardly even sees her kids...she has to wear a necklace around her neck to try to prove to everyone that she can remember their names...Ohh! what a wonderful mom she is. She probably found making necklaces to be more fun then actually hanging out and being with her kids.



Posted by: Anonymous

"Mommy!"
"Mommy! I need you! I love you!"

"Not right now babycakes! mama's making a necklace...damn wheres that nurse when you need her?!"



Posted by: Anonymous

Luckily she didn't spell them like she says them. 'JUAYDUUHNUH' & 'SHEEEAWWNUH'



Posted by: Anonymous

Her kids probably went out for a smoke break while she tried to figure out the complexities of making a necklace.



Posted by: Anonymous

lmao@4:14

i choked on my coffee a bit

i can imagine her staring at the beads with a hard face, everyone watching to see if she can do it,
kinda like a monkey being used for a scientific experiment.



Posted by: Anonymous

The kids are probably pissed at her that there were no factory installed ash trays on their little cars!

Sorry about the coffee!



Posted by: Anonymous

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AINT SHE CUTE ?? SHE WEARS HER PERTY LITTLE NECLACE TO REMIND HER OF THE ONES SHE GAVE AWAY !! USELESS BITCH IS DONE !! I USED TO BE A FAN, BUT I CANNOT SUPPORT A CHILD ABUSING SKANK WHO GAVE THEIR CHILDREN AWAY JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE IN HER WAY !!!!!! GO KEVIN !! FIND THE BOYS A REAL MOMMY, SOON !! AT LEAST THEY HAVE THE NANNY AND LOVE THE NANNY MORE THAN MOMMY SPEAREST !!! CAN U SAY USELESS SKANK ??



Posted by: Anonymous

They probably knew better than to interrupt her while she slaved on those necklace/name reminders. Being quiet sure beats getting another broken arm or locked in a closet again!



Posted by: Anonymous

lol

I think her kids may end up becoming really bright and smart, as long as she stays out of their lives for the most part.



Posted by: Anonymous

Still wondering if I'm male or female! And Canuckie, shut the f*uck up eh?



Posted by: God is love

Godbless you haters

britney rocks



Posted by: bobby

Her body is soo positiv.



Posted by: Anonymous

Funny how fear at such an early age can spur defensive intelligence. Well, maybe not so 'funny', but very true.



Posted by: A

her medicine is great
her father is great
her body is positiv
that´s in



Posted by: Haters will get... Double, Double, Toil and Trouble (1993) (TV)

Kelly Farmer: Do you drink a lot of coffee?
Lynn Farmer: You might want to switch to decaf.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0106763/quotes



Posted by: Anonymous

And bless her little bullet headed fans!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

4:32

Not really funny, but good to know. Sometimes people end up having really awesome childhoods, and then do a 180 as an adult, and have a lot of problems in life as an adult. I would rather have the it the other way around,
if you have a crappy childhood, at least you can grow from it. I feel badly for those boys, but it might save them a lot of grief later on.



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow, bobby/A! That's so 'gangsta' not using an 'e' in positive! Just too cool for school, I guess.



Posted by: Anonymous

Very sad but true, 4:40. Seeing how she's having her childhood now, theirs might end up being inverted too. But I hope not!



Posted by: Anonymous

Well that's probably why kevin has sole custody (thank god) someone has to teach them right from wrong..
unfortunately, their mother will only lead as an example of what not to do, if she keeps going this way.



Posted by: Coneheads (1993)

Connie: I think I'll have some Tang.
Prymatt Conehead: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598/



Posted by: Anonymous

Keven's no rocket scientist, but he's light years ahead of her as far as choices go. And with that, Guten Morgen!



Posted by: I hate shitney and both of her nutjob fans

LOL, look at all the pix of the chunkney shitney. Transfixed? That's a big word to use for her few fans. Barfable is a better choice anyway.



Posted by: Anonymous

guten morgen!



Posted by: britneyscareerissoover

What she should be doing is staying out of the public eye -working on her relationship with her kids.
She has no talent, never had, never will - she has been replaced by those little boppers - Miley etc. Face it Brit nobody wants to see you lipsynching,or hear you breathing heavy and grunting in your songs - they want to hear real talent like Leona Lewis - now that girl can sing!- pick up her CD and listen to how its really done.



Posted by: jadakiss

the hair has got to go. shoulder length or something--the weave is nasty!



Posted by: Anonymous

She still makes sure to look at the camera to be positive they are looking at her. never one to shy away from the attention, huh?



Posted by: ROCK IT, BRITNEY!!

Let's face it, Britney isn't 17 anymore & she's not going to be stick thin like she was then. She's had 2 kids since then, she will never look that way again. She's turning into a middle-aged woman who needs to accept it gracefully & work on her curves. She has a nice bod, just need to tone it up a little bit, that's all. Most of the "drama" is behind her now & she has visitation set up for the children, so let's move on & let Britney live her life. It IS her life anyway.



Posted by: Anonymous

Really, the folks saying she is SO fat:
I truly hope you are children and not grown men!
Britney looks healthy. She will never have the figure of a 16 year old again, she is a woman who has had two children. I think she has worked really hard to get into the best shape she can over the past few months.



Posted by: Big Daddy

I just can't get over the fact the ppl actually call this fat...her legs are very nice and shapely, everyone wants to be stick thin, you all use those tired overused comments about linebackers, and beefy necks, lol c'mon give us something new...she looks good get over it, PS the word "HATER" will always be original because it's what you are :D



Posted by: just keepin it real

The truth is that she isnt fat, but nor is she as thin as she seems to think she is. She still dresses like she is 17, and seeing her mom, I guess I see it runs in the family. The amazing thing is dressing for your actual size and age would be so much more flattering. I wish her well, but it is difficult not to agree with posters who are less than impressed with her looks right now and Jesus X17, you are going way overboard with your feint praise.



Posted by: just keepin it real

The truth is that she isnt fat, but nor is she as thin as she seems to think she is. She still dresses like she is 17, and seeing her mom, I guess I see it runs in the family. The amazing thing is dressing for your actual size and age would be so much more flattering. I wish her well, but it is difficult not to agree with posters who are less than impressed with her looks right now and Jesus X17, you are going way overboard with your feint praise.



Posted by: the jfx gender bender is the dickless wonder!!!!!!!!!!!

TO; 6:04 I was always good at trippin your mind and everyone elses. Man or woman? Woman or man? Darlin you never were a sleuth and still aren't. But you did and do provide many laughs.

August 19, 2008 4:23 AM
Posted by: Anonymous



Posted by: the jfx gender bender is the dickless wonder!!!!!!!!!!!

anybody know the 4:23 dysfunctional dickless freak’s jfx moniker??????



Posted by: 'cuse me

Applauding Just Keepin It Real!!!!

Dressing your age and with some self-respect goes along way. Sexy is not trashy. Sexy is alluring, keeping somebody wondering, it's flattering what you have. Brit and her momma neither one have learned this. The bra straps Lynne is showing are tacky.

I have never called her. She has two children; that changes your body and you would think that she might want her boys to see a pic of her later in life where she doesn't look like a cheap prostitute.

X17 is up to their old tricks too. They don't put anything new on the site; they want Britney first all the time. I just want to know one thing X17. How much is she paying you to do this????? You have your heads up her a$$, swear she's the most wonderful thing that has ever hit the music industry, and that she does no wrong. I guess objectivity and remaining unbiased aren't things you believe in.



Posted by: Anonymous

TO; 6:04 I was always good at trippin your mind and everyone elses. Man or woman? Woman or man? Darlin you never were a sleuth and still aren't. But you did and do provide many laughs.
August 19, 2008 4:23 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
August 19, 2008 10:36 AM
Posted by: the jfx gender bender is the dickless wonder!!!!!!!!!!!

anybody know the 4:23 dysfunctional dickless freak’s jfx moniker??????
August 19, 2008 10:40 AM
Posted by: the jfx gender bender is the dickless wonder!!!!!!!!!!!


The dickless wonder’s name is doc1955. Docette likes to wear men’s clothes, use a strap on a dildo and mess with girls. It’s s a slut not a pimp. LMAO...



Posted by: Anonymous

thx 11:59 so this means doc1955 is a dickless wonder cause it needs a dildo rotfl!!!!!!



Posted by: Vinicius navarro

Britney rules
*-*


beautiful and a good girl, Avril is ugly and so bad....



Posted by: Chrome Dome Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: Anonymous

My MOTHER has had 3 children, is not a celeb who bases everything about her on her body - yet my 45 year old MOTHER looks sexier than Britney. LMAO! Stop with the excuses - Britney looks like shit for a mid-20s 'celeb' who has all the resources to look good. She obviously doesn't put ANY TIME into her own children.

Someone - tell Britney the truth - she isn't sexy anymore and she needs to move up to a size 10 to fit her body. And Lynne has been trying to be Forever 21 as long as I've seen her. Lynne, you old hag - give it up. Oh, and I also see the body Britney inherited - massive cellulite and all - is from her mother. LOL!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

How do you "tone up" a beefy neck and cankles?



Posted by: Anonymous

ppl wishing her to die...seriously there are some emotionless idiots in this world...typical of ppl to be even more cruel when someone lke britney starts turning her life around...i thnk she should keep on going in the direction that she's on and not listen to the haters...because she's never done anything wrong to anyone in the public....ppl need to grow up and locate their brains seriously.....sad sad world we live in



Posted by: Anonymous

ppl wishing her to die...seriously there are some emotionless idiots in this world...typical of ppl to be even more cruel when someone lke britney starts turning her life around...i thnk she should keep on going in the direction that she's on and not listen to the haters...because she's never done anything wrong to anyone in the public....ppl need to grow up and locate their brains seriously.....sad sad world we live in



Posted by: Anonymous

worst photoshopping ever!



Posted by: Anonymous

Yikes! It's a Herd of Wooly Yetti!



Posted by: Anonymous

Dont' you mean It's Bitchney?!? lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Kevin and shar will raise the boys. They spent more time with shar then their own socalled mother. britney is not hot. Hot is angelina, jessica Alaba, Heidi, Gissel, Jessica Simpson, christina some of these women actually taike care of their kids full time and are in control of their lives and career. Who wears that mess to party. Lynn looks better than both of her daughters.







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