hottness!

wow shes still looking hott

OMGosh...can you please get your head out of her ass?

id go for a taco with her anyday

OMGosh...can you please get your head out of her ass?

I just have to say, im suprised Britney isn't alot bigger than what she is, considering the amount of fast food she consumes.

id love a taste of her taco....uhh huhhh

The last thing Porkney needs is fast food. But if I could hear one thing from her? It'd be someone finally flushing what's left of her laughable career down the toilet. Then flushing again to make sure she doesn't creep back up and start circling the bowl again.

That would be the most beautiful music in the world.

britney got more chins than chinatown
that girl is fat with pig face

How many Chins on Pigney's head.

join the revolution...
myspace.com/originalronmexico

she is wat i like to call.....sexylicious woow man is that girl DELICIOUS, she sure beats the girls in ma town

EWWWWWWWW I CANT BELIEVE SHE IS EATING TACO SMELL AT 2 IN THE MORNING!! SHE PROLLY SHARTED ON CHRIS SATAN!

Small bag isn't it? maybe it's just for Ali. Where are the diet cokes?

aslong as she works it off its all good in da hood

Awwww, in the third picture they look like two little girls that are playing in the car while Mom and Dad are getting the food. That is so sweet.

hey it aint no big deal,im britney spears
and i am my own toidddddddddd,i am my own
groiddddddddddddd!,eehhh,ooooomphhhhh!
bleep,bleep,bleep,..i...am....my....own..
toidddddddddddddddddddddd

Does this fat whore do anything other than feed her fat face? When was the last time this selfish bitch fed her kids?
She is an arrogant bitch with that smirk on her ugly down syndrome face. her eyes are ugly as hell.

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS

YAYAY!
I LOVE BRITNEY!
SO DOES MATI!
SHE LOOKS SO CUTE AND HAPPY IN THESE PICS
FUCK THE HATERS
U KNOW U'VE LOST!
SHE LOOKS FRESH
THIS IS ACTUALLY A CELEBRITY WITHOUT ANY MAKE UP THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE COMPLETE SHIT IN THE FACE
U KNOW ITS TRUE
BRITNEY 4 EVER
XOXOXOXOX
i LOVE U BRIT
CANT WAIT 4 UR VMA PERFORMANCE
LUV LUV LUV U
SO DOES MATI
WE LOVE U
GO BRITNEY GO BRITNEY GO BRITNEY
YAYAYAYAYA
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE YOU BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

er excuse me....i can see only one chin thankyou unless ur counting the other girls too

SOMEONE KILL THIS WORTHLESS WHORE NOW
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS BITCH GET HER BAD KARMA HANDED BACK TO HER.
HER LIFE AND SHE ARE WORTHLESS!
SHE'S UGLY INSIDE AND OUT!

she sure smells of roses!!!

I COUNT FOUR CHINS IN THE SECOND PIC

She looks happy again, so in my eyes these are AMAZING pictures....

IN THE 4TH PIC I SEE THE SACK IN HER NECK WHERE SHE STORES HER FOOD JUST LIKE A CHIPMUNK.

She looks happy, but the Taco Bell is counter productive to fitness. Oh I forgot, that's what all of the trailer trash peps eat, that's why the look like her!!!!!!

kiki they could with your detective brain in the lapd department....i mean a chins a chin right to me she has only one chin

K-Fizzle back agin, yo.
I jus finished my work on One Tree Hizzle. Bitches betta watch my shit cuz I needs the money, yo.

FUCK YOU KIKI!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE LIKE HER!
EVERYONE NOW: GIMME GIMME MORE GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME MORE!!!!!!
YAYAYAY!!!!

FUCK YOU KIKI!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE LIKE HER!
EVERYONE NOW: GIMME GIMME MORE GIMME MORE GIMME GIMME MORE!!!!!!
YAYAYAY!!!!

FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!

FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!FUCK THE HATERS!!

BRIT LOOKS HOT!!!

YAYAYA jurii come nad get me !!!!!!! u said it alll
its mati bithch !!!!!!!!!hahhaa

Aww her smile...I love it.

yea she looks hot now, but when she dresses up im saying......damn she fine!!!!!

YAYAYA jurii come nad get me !!!!!!! u said it alll
its mati bithch !!!!!!!!!hahhaa

she is copying Criss's style.... he wears lots of rings too....hmmmm

imitation is the sincerest form of appreciation

YAYAYA jurii come nad get me !!!!!!! u said it alll
its mati bithch !!!!!!!!!hahhaa

I dont really like britney but she actually looks good considering shes not wearing any make up

go britney!!!

you look so beautiful...and pretty

i'm happy for you girl...

YAYAYA jurii come nad get me !!!!!!! u said it alll
its mati bithch !!!!!!!!!hahhaa

She gave custody of her kids to Kevin because she'd rather eat all day and night . She doesn't want to share food with them because she might have to brush their teeth. Plus all they do is cry when they are with her anyway. She never has them anyway, so why not let the better parent, Kevin have full custody. Go ahead FAT Brit, eat Eat EAT !!! Oink oink oink, y'all !
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOSE RING LOOK CHEAP AS HELL

umm this is the funniest think i've ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFgPcFPEucY

More Chins than a Chinese phonebook. Keep eating, LardHead.

Ok, I'm not a "hater"...just a regular person with an opinion. I just do not for the life of me understand how these people can write on here about "how amazing" Britney looks and how hot she is etc., etc.

Be real. Britney is a mess. Without a doubt. And I totally believe she is now just messing with everybody. The no underpants with shirts. Stripping off clothes to swim in ocean. One blue contact. Frightening ugly clothes with rips, stains, spills, etc. I swear......she's just messin' with ya'll!!

I do feel sorry for her though. She was never a true talent. Just a reasonably good singer like any pagent contestant...and a pretty good dancer. But her claim to fame was her youth, her hotness, and her ability to work a bunch of dance routines for huge crowds. I don't believe huge crowds will be flocking to Britney concerts anymore. Her songs might do ok on the play lists for eight weeks....but then what??? Britney lives an awfully vacant, ridiculous life.

Sad.

theres alot more fatter people out there

Brit looks GREAT! I LOVE her smile.

go britney!!!

you look so beautiful...and pretty

i'm happy for you girl...

Brit looks GREAT! I LOVE her smile.

go britney!!!

you look so beautiful...and pretty

i'm happy for you girl...

Note: Your food will process in 5 minutes. Practice patience and don't double your order. Thank you.

Hey y'all, it' me (again), Britney Bitch. Here ah am at 1:30 in tha mornin' eatin' mah favrit. It's how ahm able to maintain mah yootful figyer. Ah loves me some tawko bayel! Lawk they say, Yo keyerro tawko bayel! Ruff, ruff. Which er'minds me of London...hmmm...the last tahm ah saw that bugger he wuz gnawin' own a chicken bone. That ain't bad, is it? Don't make no nevermind, ahm still a little pissed that he keeps shittin' in mah cool brown boots (the onez withOUT the metal studs). If he thinks ahm gonna stop wearin'em he's as cuhrazy as I am! Ding dang! Anyhoos, ah been erhearsin' fer the VMAs, well, not rilly, hardee har, cuz ahm a pro an ah know it all. Jes'a cupple o'mirrors ta negotiate, no big. And I LURV mirrors! Gotta go find a nanny fer the kidlets soze when I leave fer the VMAs (IF ah go at all) they're not unattended fer an hour (agin) whall theyz screamin' their dang heads off. Damn kidz'r always screamin'. Thank gawd fer cold midicine!! That's it fer now. Ahm off ta shop fer some more tops. Have ya noticed ah bin wearin'em as dresses?? Ahm so hot, I mean, amAzin'!
Ding dang, y'all!

i watched the toxic video the other day and man was i in love

That Alli Sims is the dog's fucking bollocks, she really is. If she came mincing round our manor with her all-American high school cheerleader good looks, and gave us all a big 'GAW!" she could have as much cock as she wanted, no worries.

I hear she's also a bit of a singer. Well I'd like to hear her trying to belt out a show-stopper with my enormous knob in her mouth.

she's looking pretty! go britney!

she's looking pretty! go britney!

Shes so down to earth.

BRIT,
God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…

BRIT,
God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…

God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…

shes just... just so amazing

We know Brit reads this site (because 'X17 is so sweet'). Does it make you wonder just how many 'I love Brit' postings are actually from her?

We know Brit reads this site (because 'X17 is so sweet'). Does it make you wonder just how many 'I love Brit' postings are actually from her?

How pathetic it is that Britney fans say things like " shut up haters, you know youv'e lost" etc. Im not really a lover or hater, but tell me please what exactly have the haters lost out on? Nothing as far as I can see.

If everything turns out great for Britney, it won't be a problem for the haters, they wouldn't have lost out on anything. There will be no devestation for them, unlike the fans, who would be gutted if everything went wrong for Britney, (no comeback, custody etc). So stop being so immature as to think this is some sort of battle and that people actually give a fucking shit.

As alot of people have said before, many people only come on these sites for a laugh. People who come on here and get all defensive are actually the weird ones. They defend someone they don't truly know. Haters on the otherhand criticise a person they don't know, mainly due to how this person is portrayed in the media ( who know the truth anyway?)

But the thing is being critical of someone you don't know is probably more human nature than being loving towards someone you don't know....e.g, how many people look at a stranger and say " oh look she's looks like such a lovely person, ooh I bet she's nice"......probably not many. There more likey to say, " look at her, look at her spots, fat etc ". Maybe im wrong, just bored and thought i'd have a bit of a rant.

From those pictures it is absolutely RETARDED to say any of the foollowing:
1) Just so amazing!
2) Brit Looks Great!
3) you look so beautiful...and pretty
4) wow shes still looking hott

Anyone thhat says that is on thhe payroll, possibly in dire need of glasses, is like Helen Keller and can't see, hear, or talk... Is possibly totally insane and needs medical attention. Or... Is masturbating to her photos from 8 yrs ago.

Are you aware of the Jihad that has occured in between her legs. I think that they might be developing biological weapons in there. Someone needs to make a "How many degrees of seperation" chart to show what celebs havve fucked what other celebs, who has diseases, when they were diagnosed, and who now shares them. Actuallly, maybe there already is. That must be why the nasty onnes keep sharing their ex's... "Hey chris what you got? ... OMG me too! Thats so rad ya'lll, we don't even need to use a condom then."

KIKI

IS THAT YOUR HEAD IN THE BACK SEAT, HMMM!!!

i had left x17 because i was disgusted with and embarrased for all the staff there who has their face up her smelly ass...to anon1 at 4:56 - RIGHT ON! I come back and find more nauseating britwhore news..STOP X17..you disgust me...grow a spine will ya...

mean girls, huh sounds fun!!

Is this the same story. or a new one, if its a new one, then i'm expecting a video x17,RIGHT?!!

I love Britney and I LOVE her new song!! GIMME MORE!!!!!!!

I love Britney and I LOVE her new song!! GIMME MORE!!!!!!!

I love Britney and I LOVE her new song!! GIMME MORE!!!!!!!

Hey, Ron (or 'Nor',
I agree!

Stop X17.... JOIN THE REVOLUTION....

www.myspace.com/originalronmexico

I hate when she does that with her laugh! It is so fake.

Look how happy a shot of Mexican fat food make Brizney. YAY beanos frehoties mah ding dang favo-rito excepin for cheetos.

WE (BRAZIL) LOVE BRITNEY AND LOVE HER NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRETTY AND SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i loveee
what you sippin on
like how she talks about kevin in it at the begining i thinkk
and ya
umm there all cool! =]

I actually prefer her without makeup...i think she is naturally pretty, when she applies her own makeup it just makes her look crappy, stop doing that Brit, you have a naturally pretty face

alli is not her cousin

Allie is hanging out with Brit to get in the spotlight...she needs help with her career!! Britney is so stupid for not seeing it lol.

Her "singing" sounds like she's pushing while taking a dump!

well, the good news is that her acne has cleared up :) and she is wearing a normal v neck t shirt. hopefully with jeans...? i hate those skirt dresses. she looks cute here

Does this dirty slut ever take showers?

excuse me..didn't we already go to Taco Bell, or is this a second visit?

How much do you want to be that she is NOT Wearing Pants!!!!

sLUTTY FAT SLUT

X17 - LMAO at your stupidity! And also your comment check out the ring bling - how about check out those disgusting nails - the zit filled face and triple chins, not to mention her shiteous hair!

Let's see -- what would I like to hear from Brit? hmm, how about the sound of the door hitting her ass as she leaves!

6:21 Juz wondering
I think X17 is getting as much mileage as possible out of the one trip to the Bell.

Juz wondering...umm, yeah! This is the 2nd Visit!

Umm ok well I'm not understanding why the same subject needs to be covered twice. One ass kissing is enuff for me.

In the 4th picture down, the one where she looks like a pig, is one eye blue and one eye brown????? What a damn freakshow she is.

Britney we love you!!!

YOUR HATERS AND LOVERS!!!

Someone please tell Britney that eating all this trash food is causing her zits.

Ugh she can't even get both contact lenses in.
One blue eye one brown...fucking disastrous!!! but funny keep the train wreck going full steam Shitney.

That girl has an awesome laugh!

She looks like crap.
So obviously saying to Alli "laugh like somethings funny bitch!" Alli sucks up with fake laughter like at Paris' party.
Sad little bitches should try cooking at home, hiring a chef and eating something healthy.

I LOVE SHITNEY FANS!!!!!!!!

THEY ENTERTAIN ME WITH THEIR IDIOTIC PROFESSIONS OF LOVE FOR A WASHED UP, TALENTLESS, LOSER SKANK.

I would rather look at the bottom of my hairy ball sack than this woman?

How the fuck is a chick in a drivethru interesting. She is not doing anything.

She is laughing beacuse we are all assholes and she is making 700K a month.
No fuckin way do I give a shit.

Naf a Ton... They Block Ron... so now its backwards like the site.

alli, i don't know why i keep getting fatter and uglier all the time. oh taco bell---GIMME MORE

mommie why did you leave us alone crying in our cribs to go on a date with greasy Criss Angel?

She tells the paps to follow her to get tacos. she has no life well none of any substance or meaning.
a few trips to vegas with gay paid helpers/dancers. and shopping squeezing her zit filled face, fucking criss angel tractor style (expect marriage #3 to last all of a year)
break a dogs paw, neglect the children with a nanny and go out clubbing for the weekend. Change ratty extensions do a home dye job on the stubble she calls hair
Its not only the junk food britney has meth face and teeth.
She looks awful one eye with a contact lense one without.
WTF?

mommie why didn't you wait for the nanny to come and take care of us? Was LAX more important? We brushed our teeth mommie.

I didn't know a two year old and a one year old could write...or go to x17 for that matter!!!

Britney left her sons home alone so she could go on a date

Britney called a nanny service to watch her sons, but she took off before the person got to her place, leaving the boys alone and screaming in their cribs for an hour. She says there was a housekeeper there to watch them, but they were crying hysterically and no one was with them when the nanny finally arrived.
Kevin found out and wanted to take the children from her immediately, but his lawyer advised him to use it as ammunition in his custody battle.
Kevin had left the children - Sean, 23 months, and Jayden, 11 months - with Britney to go to North Caroline to work on a TV Show. But on Friday night, Aug. 24, the singer realized that she needed someone to watch her babies so she could visit Criss in Los Vegas.
Revealed a close source: “She waited till the kids were sleepy and called a service to send a nanny.”
Unbelievably, the source claims that Britney left at least an hour before the nanny arrived. According to the source, the nanny got to the home and was shocked to find “two screaming babies in their cribs.”
The service tried to reach both K-Fed and Britney, says the insider. The source says that Kevin was reached by his lawyer - and went through the roof. And according to the insider, the nanny agency lodged a complaint with Children’s Protective Services.
“Britney says a housekeeper was at the home with the sleeping babies when she left, says the source, “but the nanny says when she arrived no one was watching the boys.”

“Britney says a housekeeper was at the home with the sleeping babies when she left, says the source, “but the nanny says when she arrived no one was watching the boys.”

WELL NOW YOU KNOW 6:58!!!!

Jayden and Sean..Its britney bitch.
lmao!
I am going out this weekend to fuck Criss Angel tractor style, you know where he puts it you saw the pictures of mommys c-section and her beef curtains?
Anyway London still has 3 paws if you kids get bored you can see if you can do what momma did and step on it while you're drunk.
You kids are the reason your dad left!!! and the reason I hate my mom, manager, career,redbull,starbucks and taco bell!!! the roof is falling gah!!!
oh here wipe your shitty behind with my designer dress I stole them from photo shoots.
Anyway have fun with the new nanny I know its fun to have someone new every 4 weeks, Geico caveman was you're fave right?
Anyway off to the clubs heres some lollypops I am sure they will make you sleepy.
Be good or I will bash your heads in with an umbrella like i did the paparazzi.
Gimme more junk food, tractor sex and zits.

I am so glad to see her smile!!!!!!!!!You are looking at a lady that's had two babies worked her ass off to have what she's got! Been followed ever where she goes! Been call everything! and by the grace of GOD came through it all with that BEAUTIFUL SMILE! Now Watch V.M.A.And BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS will Gimme and you all more!(With A Smile) Welcome Back Britney!!! Keep-smiling And we all will be watching Sunday! (HE) WILL BE TO REMEMBER HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS AND HE WON"T LET YOU FALL! KNOCK US OFF OUR FEET!!!!!!!.Love ya girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am so glad to see her smile!!!!!!!!!You are looking at a lady that's had two babies worked her ass off to have what she's got! Been followed ever where she goes! Been call everything! and by the grace of GOD came through it all with that BEAUTIFUL SMILE! Now Watch V.M.A.And BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS will Gimme and you all more!(With A Smile) Welcome Back Britney!!! Keep-smiling And we all will be watching Sunday! (HE) WILL BE TO REMEMBER HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS AND HE WON"T LET YOU FALL! KNOCK US OFF OUR FEET!!!!!!!.Love ya girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I blame Kevin, My Mama, My Daddy, My Sister, My Brother, My Manager, My Publicist, all of My Many Assistants, Jive Records, The Paparazzi, Red Bull, Starbucks, Cheetos, The Marlboro Man and God, for my Public Mental Breakdown!

I also blame my Insurance Agent for not telling me what to do, so I just HIT N RUN

I may just fucking kill them all, or hire someone else to do it for me. Sean, where's mama's lollipop? I need a smoke.

London, shut the fuck up! I will fucking kill you damn dog!

I WILL be back yall, right after this last glass of vodka and a quick snort.

I am so glad to see her smile!!!!!!!!!You are looking at a lady that's had two babies worked her ass off to have what she's got! Been followed ever where she goes! Been call everything! and by the grace of GOD came through it all with that BEAUTIFUL SMILE! Now Watch V.M.A.And BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS will Gimme and you all more!(With A Smile) Welcome Back Britney!!! Keep-smiling And we all will be watching Sunday! (HE) WILL BE TO REMEMBER HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS AND HE WON"T LET YOU FALL! KNOCK US OFF OUR FEET!!!!!!!.Love ya girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

GIMME MORE

It's Britney, bitch

gimme more cocaine
gimme more gum
gimme more talent
gimme more kids to neglect
gimme more STDs
gimme more photos of my snatch
gimme more fentanyl pops
gimme more vodka
gimme more hair

Give it to me now bitch or I will fucking kill you!

7:09

*fell off my seat laughing! :) :) :)
luvs it!!!

I am so glad to see her smile!!!!!!!!!You are looking at a lady that's had two babies worked her ass off to have what she's got! Been followed ever where she goes! Been call everything! and by the grace of GOD came through it all with that BEAUTIFUL SMILE! Now Watch V.M.A.And BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS will Gimme and you all more!(With A Smile) Welcome Back Britney!!! Keep-smiling And we all will be watching Sunday! (HE) WILL BE TO REMEMBER HE IS WITH YOU ALWAYS AND HE WON"T LET YOU FALL! KNOCK US OFF OUR FEET!!!!!!!.Love ya girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 O Forgot we want MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shut the fuck up kyjelly go shove your keyboard as far up your anus as you can!
No one wants to read your fucking drivel over and over
Everyone knows shes a train wreck VMAs are going to make her look like the pudgy whale with fake lip synching enjoy the show you probably don't remember they gave Wacko Jacko an award too..freak show acts always draw extra ratings.
We are just watching for her wig to catch fire,, her track to skip,skip ..skip again
no wonder she needs a magician to pull off a decent show :) fake singer, fake hair, real mess. Can't wait!

This is AC wit Britney (yeah)
We goin' out tonight
This is gonna be a hot one baby

AC:
(Ay oh) let me do my thing with a New York verse
AC will make you hot, girl remove your shirt
I got my eyes closed you could do your dirt
And by the way, do you still got that school girl skirt?
Like the cops imma watch her watch me
Shot with a chaser like the paparazzi
Its crazy she still on top a the biz
I'm with Brit, while KFed watchin' the kids

Britney (verse 1):
He was kinda like a summer fling
Hot and heavy through that April rain
May and June he was after me
By July, it was getting hypnotic
So he kinda started feelin my fame
I don't really wanna say his name
All I know is I liked his drank
All my girls say mmm if you feel me
I saw you there, I cant get you out my sight boy
Better go and get another drank, cuz you aint getting none of mine, no

Chorus:
Ohh, tell me whatcha sippin on
Baby, baby, baby
Ohh, tell me whatcha sippin on
Baby, baby, baby

Britney (verse 2):
What I feel is more than a crush
Then again, its not quite love
Just enough to fill my cup
Whatever you do, just keep it flowin'
So tell me how you like it babe
On the rocks, or straight up babe
Oh boy don't be afraid, I'm right here and I'm gonna show ya
I saw you there, I can't get you outta my mind, boy
Better go and get another drink
All my girls say

Chorus:
Ohh, ohh, tell me whatcha sippin' on
Baby, baby, baby
Ohh, tell me whatcha sippin' on
Baby, baby, baby

I can't ignore it boy I feel like I'm yours
The way you look at me I just can't say no
So we should hook up, who knows where we will go
Cause baby when I'm with you, I feel I'm losing control

Oh boy you hit the spot
See baby, please don't stop
Do you like my lemon drop (just taste it baby)
You make me feel so hot
Summertime love is all we got
Here we are, lets take a shot
(this is AC baby)

AC:
All the tabloids tell me how you was a handful
Toxic, try to make you an example
You know me, I'm just tryin' to have you shoot for the airport(?)
Cause all this stress got me losing my hair too
Lets release, get live on the track
Got my baby in the whip, she could ride on my lap
Put that one finger up mommy, guzzle some more
Tell them the only issues you got is the covers your on, uh
One more drink, make us some a the bomb
Order shot, bartender gave one in the arm
All you rappers better recognize the best
Cuz AC about to blow like a breathalyzer test

Chorus:
Ohh, ohh, tell me whatcha sippin on
Ohh, tell me whatcha sippin on
Baby, baby, baby

So clap
Baby that's so clap
So clap (so clap common)
Are you ready for that's so clap
So clap, are you ready for that's so clap
So clap, are you ready for that's so clap
So clap, are you ready for that so clap

Ugly double chinned PIG!

THAT"S RIGHT JELLY CAUSE JAM DON"T SHAKEEEEE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lOVE yA bABYyyyyyyyyy

Hahahahahahaha. Criss Angel might be starfucker, but he's still married. And even he is smarter than to marry this freakshow. He's getting his press because he's a smart guy. He'll ditch her fatass after he's sucked all the publicity he can out of it. Trust.

THAT"S RIGHT JELLY CAUSE JAM DON"T SHAKEEEEE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lOVE yA bABYyyyyyyyyy

Where on this page does it even mmention Shitney? It lists all the performers.....

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2007/about.jhtml

7:05 Shitney:

LMAO!!!

Wow!! you guys really made my evening!!! Finally people with common sense that can actually tell beauty from trailor trash. Truth Hurts!!

Wow!! you guys really made my evening!!! Finally people with common sense that can actually tell beauty from trailor trash. Truth Hurts!!

no KY JELLY because thats what you need some lube to make it easier to fit the massive britney dildo that you brought from her fan sites up your massive clack hole ;)
JAM that where the sun don't shine :D

Hey, Ron. Why do they block you? Your posts aren't any nastier than anyone else's.

Taco Bell?? echhh

I won't even commment on how ridiculous this whole Britney worshipping is on x17 as SOOOO many people have (and has before) told you already. I just don't visit this site as much anymore because it's getting boring and VERY repitative.
I'm sure my visitations doesn't dent your hits that much, however remember it takes few then all to see how boring this site truly is. Only Britney fans venture here now and their immaturity shows in other blogs when they type 'Wheres (not where's) Britney?', like their pathetic lives depend on her.

X17 get with it! Other blogs are way more fun to read than your's! You have the same pictures of the same person ALL the time. Like who cares? Seriously. Wow, Britney in another hillbilly skirt and used up boots! - SO BORING!!!!

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Britney, adoramos sua nova música "gimme more". Estamos torcendo por vc e sua volta triunfante aos palcos.
Vc vai vencer todos os obstacúlos profissionais e pessoais em sua vida. pq Deus está c/ vc sempre.
Deus vai dar A UPGRADE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!
WE LOVE YOU.
IS THE BEST.

Britney, BRAZIL wants More
Give Us More

She got your number
She know your game
She put you under
It's so insane

Since you seduced her
How does it feel
To know that woman
Is out to kill

Every night stance is like takin' a chance
It's not about love and romance
And now you're gonna get it

Every hot man is out takin' a chance
It's not about love and romance
And now you do regret it

To escape the world I've got to enjoy that simple dance
And it seemed that everything was on my side
(Blood on my side)

She seemed sincere like it was love and true romance
And now she's out to get me
And I just can't take it
Just can't break it

Susie got your number
And Susie ain't your friend
Look who took you under
With seven inches in
Blood is on the dance floor
Blood is on the knife
Susie's got your number
And Susie says its right

She got your number
How does it feel
To know this stranger
Is out to kill

She got your baby
It happened fast
If you could only
Erase the past

Every night stance is like takin a chances
It's not about love and romance
And now you're gonna get it

Every hot man is out takin' a chance
It's not about love and romance
And now you do regret it

To escape the world I got to enjoy this simple dance
And it seemed that everything was on my side
(Blood on my side)

It seemed sincere like it was love and true romance
And now she's out to get me
And I just can't take it
Just can't break it

Susie got your number
And Susie ain't your friend
Look who took you under
With seven inches in
Blood is on the dance floor
Blood is on the knife
Susie got your number
You know Susie says its right

Susie's got your number
Susie ain't your friend
Look who took you under
She put seven inches in
Blood is on the dance floor
Blood is on the knife
Susie's got your number
Susie says its right

It was blood on the dance floor
(blood on the dance floor)
It was blood on the dance floor
(blood on the dance floor)
It was blood on the dance floor
(blood on the dance floor)
It was blood on the dance floor
(blood on the dance floor)

And I just can't take it
The girl won't break it
Ooo...

Chow down, wide load. All that lipsuction you had in Vegas is a waste. Nice horse face in pic 1. Ugh...

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS!

Britney Spears will perform her new single “Gimmie More” and another new track, “Cry,” at this weekend’s MTV Video Music Awards. The performance will reportedly feature an onstage illusion, designed by magic douchebag extraordinaire Criss Angel, where the singer will disappear in a mirror. Hey, it’s gotta be better than the original trick they planned, the one where she juggled a bunch of babies. Here’s to hoping she never reappears.

This KENTUCKY Woman Don't need no ky jelly my man got the lube.......And if he don't another one will.............

How many celebrities do you know, that are so desperate for attention,....they take their friend with them to a club opening, and switch clothes with them to get more photo ops?

Do you think Britney farts alot after she eats those tacos

Do you think Britney farts alot after she eats those tacos

Shes fucking ugly as hell.

britney can haz cheezburger?

If she has a brain in her head she'll pull a no-show. People just want to see her "perform" (using the term loosely) so they can laugh at her. I can't WAIT to read all about it next day. I don't get MTV, will they show her flop on youtube???

Do you think Britney farts alot after she eats those tacos

What a mother frackin attention whore!
This fug bitch makes me sick!
She's not quite as bad as Owen Wilson though, that is so disgusting what he did faking a suicide attempt just to get more publicity for his new movie. That is just plain WRONG!

britney can haz cheezburger?

britney can haz cheezburger?

Shes such huge sick slut and this slut dresses like a homeless person everyday.

Shes such huge sick slut and this slut dresses like a homeless person everyday.

Britney you call me I put my meat in your taco.

Shes so fucking gross and disgusting.

Ewwwww! What kind of mother goes out to Taco Bell at 1:30 in the morning...talk about desperate for attention. Better get some beauty sleep, honey, presuming k-fed has the kids... and take off the nail polish remnants!!! She must be high as a kite, needing them pinto's & cheese!!!
ha ha ha!!!

Lunatic Fans
i know today is just another day.
another concession
another delay
it's just another ordeal!
do you know how i feel?
lalalalalalala...
maybe tomorrow
i'll be on my own
calling your name
with a plastic cup
it's just that your so demanding!
i never know where i'm standing!
lalalalalalala...
i just wanna tell you people
that everything's my fault
i just wanna kick the door down
and start my twenty-four seven day assault
but my lunatic fans have tied me down

i´ll like to hear Toxic and Stronger and I´m Slave 4 U!

Her voice makes me think of the Munchkins in The Wizard of Oz. Remember them and their high-pitched, denasal vocal quality? Cute for 2-1/2 ft. humans but NOT for a 26 yr.-old mother of two!

Wow she is getting very trim. Those girls look so happy together. This will be the best VMA's ever..

My shit smells like dead prostitutes and corn.

I don't know what she's gonna sing when she gets there, but she's gonna be singing 'Mama Told Me Not To Come' when she leaves.

Her eyes are twisted again LOL

Hey Alli, you're annoying, stay at home next time. I can't wait for Britney's performance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fat ass eat and then go barf whats up with the one lense dose she think its cute moron

I hope they get up to some fun. Remember when they were goofing off at the drug store? Brit wore her boots with the price tag and Alli wore a big ol sweater... with FREE and FREE Love. I love it when the play games on the PAPS!

Oh shit, "Enabler Alli" is back!!

What? Ran out of money or missed the attention??!!

Britney, if your going to do that disappearing act at the awards, please make sure she is the one in the box!

All aboard The Crazy Train.

Grey is such a suitable color for Britney what with her elephantesque physique...

I think I like Nor's posts a lot more than Ron's. Come on, Ron, this latest post doesn't even compare to your 5:56 post.
I'm a little disappointed.

Umm 8:30 (2)
it's not half as funny as the game that LIFE played on Britard.

fake ron mexico.....

How did you know that about my shit? I was thinking the same thing earlier. Except, I thought my shit smelled like Shitney Spears Vag and corn... Oh wait... a dead hooker is almost the same as Shitney.

Thanks for solving that issue for me.

join the revolution: myspace.com/originalronmexico

Fourth pic Britney is letting out a massive fart!!!

I wish I was there to have a good wiff!!!

Ewwwww! What kind of mother goes out to Taco Bell at 1:30 in the morning...talk about desperate for attention. Better get some beauty sleep, honey, presuming k-fed has the kids... and take off the nail polish remnants!!! She must be high as a kite, needing them pinto's & cheese!!!
ha ha ha!!!

I was collecting samples for the FBI. I've never seen so much shit in my life.

MY ANT WAS IN VEGAS THIS WEEKEND AND SHE TOLD ME SHE SAW BRITNEY!!! SHE SAID SHE WAS EXTREMELY STAR STRUCK! THAT SHE LOOKED REALLY PRETTY! AND MIND YOU MY ANT IS NOT A FAN.

SHE LOOKS SOOO BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT MAKEUP! I'M GLAD BRITNEY IS NOT FALLING INTO THAT WHOLE SKINNY HOLLYWOOD THING! THAT IS JUST SAD!!! HER BOD LOOKS GREAT JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!

Your ant? Wow, that's cool. Tell me, have you had your 12th birthday yet?

Ali is a user. Britney must intuit this at some level, but because she's so needy, she ignores her intuition.

The song I wish she would perform is "Britney Got Lockjaw

The 'real' Ron Mexico has left the building.

Old Brit was running for the border to get that 4th meal.

Ron Mexico will never leave the building. He is chained to his chair for his doggy deeds. As punishment, I am only alllowed to read and post on X17.

myspace.com/originalronmexico

Ron please don't add sunnyday as a friend. lol

I think sunnyday has been aprehended by the appropriate authorities... Or maybe, in his world, he has lost his battle with alien invaders.

I'm callin' it a day. ding dang, y'all!

True Story: AP is reporting that Britney Spears has signed a contract with Frito-Lay, supplier of Cheetos and Doritos to be their spokeswoman. Her new song Gimme More will be the theme song for their new advertising campaign. It is felt that Britney is more than just a mouthpiece, she is well known for her overindulgence for these products. Ms Spears rep is reportedly unhappy with the dollar amount, but Ms Spears agreed too readily to the proposal of free Cheetos for life. A rep for Frito-Lay who spoke on the condition of anonimity, said the financial department for the company is concerned at the reprecussions of supplying Ms Spears and her offspring with an endless supply of Cheetos and Doritos. Look for the ad, said to be realeased by the middle of September

im sure she is going to wear this shity fish nets in the proformence

Kevin Federline will be performing 'Play That Funky Music White Boy' at the 2007 Wigga Awards, Sept. 9th, right after the VMA'S.... Check your local channel listings.