Madonna To Join Britney On Tour!?!

Wouldn't go to that tour if you gave me free backstage passes, a limo and a hooker.

Queen of Pop and the Goddess of Humankind together... Lets prepare our knees for those days, worshipping hours are expecting us, that includes you Madonna, you may kiss Britneys boots and be her humancarpet, so we can see allmighty Goddess Britneys figure better!!

Next time you show pics of the old lady...cover her arms with something...like a warning sign. Ewww

I wonder how much tic tac paid the married owners of this site to place that ginormous ad here? I am guessing $25,000.00 for one week.
So theres no real brand new pap picture for the day so they might as well put up some old pap pics and junk journalism to rake in tic tacs money for the week with long britney bashing threads to keep tic tac happy and owners of this site rich.

Both are has beens, one old and nasty and one young and skanky, BOTH SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who cares, they are both worn out, used sluts. Truth, only one of them is retarded, but she is stupid and incompetent enough for both of them.

Looking forward to see the FAS-eyed hicks tour bomb spectacularly.

You mean 'very well sedated'. She probably won't make it through enough of her 'Hey Ya'll, I's Almost Be Sane Tour' before they give her the jacket with the tie-able arms.

They both suck and are all used up,I would not waste my money on that crap!

Perhaps Shitney's "management team" deems it necessary to bring in Madonna for ticket sales. Two sluts trying to perform for the price of one! Britney's stage presence is lackluster at best, so maybe they're hoping Madonna add some pizazz to the show. The "Circus Tour" is going to be a fiasco, no matter who's brought in to take some of the spotlight off of "Queen B". Why doesn't she just retire gracefully and attempt to be a decent mother to her two children???

So Skelator sings live while the sad clown lip syncs. It should be HILARIOUS!!

As odious as Madonna is, her body looks like a 27-year olds and Shitneys looks like a 50+ woman who's been through the mill. Those spandex shorts are supposedly working wonders to hold in her gut and butt but her upper thighs look flabby and thick and her entire torso is shapeless. Too many cheeto's and Starbucks' coffees? Shitney looks worse than ever when standing in the vicinity of Madonna...

why dont they just call it the fat old slut who cant let go tour

sounds more appropriate

AHH I'D GO IF I GOT THE LIMO AND A HOOKER!!

Britney is 27 and already looks the same age as 50 year old Madonna.

Ooooh yeah. Slutney & skanked out stringy arms on the same bill, lipsynching poorly & pretending to be entertainers. Sign me up... NOT!

I DEFINETELY would not go to this disgusting showing of skanky dumbasses, even if you gave me a limo & a hooker. There's already 2 hookers on stage; no need for one extra...

Maybe Iggy Pop and Shitney can fight over who gets to wear the top hat. Broomsticks at 20 paces!

IGGY POP....HAHAHAHHA GOOD ONE!

hey! you are insulting iggy pop

please stop that

not nice!

January 5, 2009 11:09 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
"Maybe Iggy Pop..."

LOL!

THERE IS "NO WAY" IT WILL BE A "HIGHT ENERGY" DANCE ROUTIN. BRITNEY CAN'T DANCE ANYMORE. HER KNEE IS VERY MESSED UP. SHE HAD IT OPERATED ON TWICE NOW (1999 AND 2004). THAT IS WHY HER DANCING OVER THE LAST FEW SHOWS HAS SUCKED BIG TIME. THIS IS JUST HER TEAM TRYING TO CREATE BUZZ TO GET EVERYONE EXCITED TO SEE HER BORRING SHOWS THAT WILL BE. THAT OF COURSE IS UTILL THE TOUR IS CANCELLED, LOL.

Britney can't dance anymore because of her two knee injuries she had. She hurt her knee in 1999 and had to have it operated on. Then she hurt the same knee badly in 2004 and had to have it operated on again (the same knee). If you look on some of the Britney fan sites, you can find high quality pictures of her knee. You can see some really big operation cuts on her knee, three of them, and they are two to three inches long.

And if you remember, the insurance companies would not cover for her when she had to cancel her Onyx tour in 2004. She then had to cover the cost of the cancelled tour herself.

Also, the insurance companies that are covering this tour right now have probably made some stipulations in the contract that she can't do anything stressful on her knee (such as heavy dancing like she used to do) or they will not cover her. She can't dance anymore like she used to and never will be able to again. All she can do now on stage is lip-synch and walk around. And that is not very exciting at all. Her tour will fail!

How is it going to be a high energy show when Britney can't even dance anymore? Is she going to blow a bunch of guys on stage to sell tickets for her porn tour? I guess her dad is one of the people she will be blowing on stage along with Larry to keep her "comeback" relevant, lol.

LOL 12:15. That was funny and true!

Flateney. Two freaks together on one stage.
Madoney.
Ugly arms.

Gosh, Golly, that TicTac crap really sucks.

What's Spears going to do in this big dance number? Wave her arms?

Yes, she went in for knee surgery and came out with breast implants. I can't find photos of her knee scars anywhere. If I recall she had arthroplastic surgery - they removed a piece of cartilage - easy stuff. I know, because I've had 3 of these surgeries in the same knee in 6 years. You're usually back to normal in no time at all.

Give me a break.

To those who criticise the ugly arms: wait until you get older and you, too, will be in the same shape. If you think you will stay young forever......well, you can dream, I suppose.

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312276,00.html

1:14 PM.

If you go to GoBritney.com and some of her fan websites also, such as Britneyexperts.com. They have high resolution pictures of her knee scars. Very big picts of her knee. She has three knee scares that are about 2 to three inches long across her whole knee. She has had the same knee operated on twice (1999 and 2004). That is the real reason she does not do any of the major dancing she used to do. Now she just walks around the stage waving her armes like a retard. She must have had more serious operations then what you had, or she would be doing some major dancing now like she used to.

I also saw some of those pictures of Britney’s knee about a year ago. She had some really big cuts across her whole knee. I just don't remember where I saw them or I would give you a site to go to in order to see them. But I did see them and know it’s true about her knee injuries.

Thanks for the link 1:42. Good news article.

You're welcome 1:58.

Britney looked really good when she was performing with Madonna a few months ago, very young and comfortable with herself. Its definitely being in the presence of Madonna who genuinely cares for her. I read elsewhere she introduced an indian guy to her family over New years. All the best for them, it said she was thrilled about her possible future happiness together. Also, in the last thread she looks styling wearing fur and pretty boots. Yumyum.

1:23 Yes, we all age but the prominent veins in Madonna's arms show she has an abnormally low percentage of body fat. Reducing the frequency/intensity of her exercise regime and/or increasing her carbohydrate consumption would be healthier and more attractive (not that it matters). This is a classic example of Madonna deviating from the norm. Most people need more exercise not less. If the norm was a rail thin figure, Madonna would probably descend onto the stage in a clamshell as Botticelli's Venus! ;)

Personally, I think Madonna may be hooked on the endorphin rush. It’s a fairly common problem among serious athletes. It's easy to address.

IMO, the "Iggy Pop" poster was funny!

One more note:

In philanthropic circles, “clavicle is the new black.”

LOL!

I haven't a clue what websites have pictures of her knees. But I can tell you that I googled every combination of terms you can think of and not one photograph came up. Besides, if you saw a photograph that close up, how do you know the knee belong to her??? Could be ANYONE's knee.

She had arthroscopic surgery - that means three small incisions in the knee. It's nothing.

I think it's more likely the girl wanted a vacation and exaggerated a mild injury. Nowadays they do total knee replacement as outpatient surgery and within three weeks you're back to normal. No crutches, no braces, no aids of any kind. So I really lean towards Spears making a big deal over something that wasn't. But then again.....I guess they didn't want her dancing around with the new breast implants.

What? No posting of britneys site getting hacked about her vag being 4 feet wide with razors for teeth. Come on x17.. give us a pic of that one.

Arthroscopic surgery is minimally invasive. If close-up photos of her knee exist, I doubt they would show much scar tissue. When asked about the tour cancellation, she brushed it aside as a minor issue saying, she “wasn’t into it“ and she was looking forward to taking a break from touring (if I locate the old article I‘ll post a link). Her handlers were probably fuming because it was a costly decision.

The Cost of Canceling a Tour
www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20150418,00.html

Celebrities on Twitter: The good, the bad and the illiterate

Britney Spears, US singer

Typical tweet: Congrats on the #1 Album Britney!! We're all so happy for your here at Team Britney!

Trite tweet: Our bday party insider says: Britney looked beautiful in a black dress and a soft up-do.

Followers: 14,049 (following 1,194 back)

Twitverdict: Dreadful dreadful dreadful. Largely written by her "entourage", it's the sort of vapid celebrity drivel that gives the internet a bad name.

www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/4125899/Celebrities-on-Twitter-The-good-the-bad-and-the-illiterate.html

Okay, anyone else notice that they have the same leg muscles? They are both so muscular.

Twitter Hack: How It Happened and What's Being Done
JR Raphael, PC World

Twitter is tackling a series of security issues, starting with a hack that hit some well-known celebrity accounts. Someone broke into Twitter accounts belonging to President-elect Barack Obama, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez, and Britney Spears over the weekend. At the same time, a phishing scam is trying to trick regular users into handing over their passwords and compromising their profiles.

www.pcworld.com/article/156359/twitter_hack_how_it_happened_and_whats_being_done.html

Madonna needs to FINALLY give her crown to Britney.

Yes, by all means, let her jump right back into the same meat grinder that helped chew her up before.
And at least Skelator can sing live and is free to make her own choices without begging for tidbits like a grounded 8 year old delinquent.

This entire thing is ridiculous. Madonna is an old hag who should have gone away a long time ago. Britney can’t dance to save her life anymore, and there is no “live” singing from her anymore. Serious singers do not smoke cigarettes because they know that it ruins their voice. Maybe, Britney will awaken one day and become aware that her sons needed a mommy in their lives; but then again; maybe not. Truth is, she is unable to even wash her face without someone telling her that this is something that everyone does everyday.

You can't blame Britney's lack of enthusiasm and all-over faded spark on some minor knee injury.

Let's assume for the sake of argument that she does indeed have a knee injury that is hindering her dance steps. Okay. So how does that account for her lackluster, emotionless "performances" she's done lately?

Geeze, look at Liza Minelli, who's like 70 years old or something ... she's got hip replacements and other major surgeries yet when she gets out there on the stage, that old lady PERFORMS!

So don't tell me Britney's crappy's performances are because of some minor knee injury. Even if it was major knee injury, if she STILL wanted to knock the socks off her audience, she could do it ..IF she wanted to. Face it -- SHE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE (mental illness, etc.). C'mon people! Her heart's not in it, and she's on meds. She needs to just STOP and focus on her mental health - and you people are idiots for buying tickets to her concert. You won't get your money's worth.

Did any of you see that story about someone having broken into britney's twitter account and posting some nasty messages claiming to be her? They were messages with references to certain parts of her anatomy that ended up offending a lot of people who saw them. People also broke into obama's personal account too. They also broke into bill oreilly's account and they said he was gay. It slao happenede to rick sanchez of cnn. Someone pretended to be him and said that he smokes crack all day long.

"HI Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to
update you all on the size of my
vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor
sharp teeth."

Britney’s tour gets off to a shaky start
By Courtney Hazlett
The Scoop msnbc.com
updated 9:25 p.m. ET Jan. 6, 2009

Good thing there’s still some time before Britney Spears’ new tour, “The Circus Starring Britney Spears,” kicks off in New Orleans. Planning for her first arena tour in five years (her brief return to touring in 2007 was just a mini-tour for the House of Blues) is off to a rumored slow start because Spears’ work ethic isn’t quite up to par.

“She missed some early dance practices and wasn’t dedicated about turning up at meetings,” a Spears source told Us Weekly. Choreographer Wade Robson was reportedly at the center of Spears’ lack of cooperation. The source told the magazine, “She didn’t want him to see that she’s not as good as she used to be.”

Nonetheless, the show will go on. Robson’s no longer attached to the tour (Robson’s camp claims his short stint was planned all along, although there are rumors that tension between the two contributed to his departure), and Spears has hired a new dance team and is psyched for a fresh start. “A lot of people are being very positive about her comeback,” said a second source. “She’s more optimistic.” To help ensure that Spears stays on the straight and narrow, dancers who were hired to go on the two-month tour with her were all drug-tested, according to several different Spears sources.

http:// www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28528704/

They are both going to have to write their name in their uterus's so they don't get them mixed up everytime they fall out onto the stage.

Britney is not in any shape to do a tour. She is an extremely mentally ill person, who needs to be in a mental hospital 24/7. Her drug and alcohol abuse has killed her last brain cell, and she can not function as an adult in this world.

The britards need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask themselves why they need to get off to a mental chick who can't sing, waves her arms like a headless chicken coz she can't dance and can barely act like she's masturbating anymore. The show's over. Rub off or jack off for christ sake.