New Year's Resolution #1: Stay Fit!

Shitney's resolution was to quit gnawing on her artificial nails-not cut out the junk food that she inhales on a daily basis. She might lose a bit of that beefy neck; upper arm flab; tree trunk thighs and trim down the square torso if she gorged herself on salads in lieu of Cheeto's and Starbuck's coffee. Just sayin'

LOLLL mischa

FAT! do drugz instead

They nailed this one with the Queen Cow alright! Left to her own devices, she would be grazing at every burger and taco stand around and washing it down with Cheetos, cartons of smokes, laxatives, sodas, and of course her favorite finger food-fingernails!

If men had their way women would never get to eat.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

you ugly mofos are so jealous of britney. I'm so sorry you are ugly.

Hit the post button like a coked out rhesus monkey all you want! It still won't change the truth that she the #1 skank with the stank!

Britney has very good metabolism and stays fit with regular exercise as seen in all the trips to the gym last year. Besides, she looks good lately. Very toned and in shape. Such a lovely body.

7:09 PM: LOL! That moronic tirade was a bit much! Who in their RIGHT MIND would be jealous of the "Queen B"?? She's a egocentric, smug, self-satisfied has-been pop tart who has to be babysat 24/7 and is riding the short bus into oblivion. Shitney ought to be attempting to be a decent mother to her two children instead of trying to promote her "comeback" Circus Tour spectacle. I'd rather have my ordinary, simple life any day than be a mental midget like Shitney.

Exactly!

#1 skank with the stank! hahahahahahaha

I'm going on the Elvis diet this year. Coke, pills, booze and deepfried peanut butter, banana and bacon sammies!

BINGE AND PURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOUR CAKE AND PUKE IT TOO!!!!!!!

I sincerely hope Britney's "New Year's Resolution" is to become emotionally stronger and physically healthier for the sake of her 2 darling little sons.

My 2009 resolution was to eat fewer sweets. I just had my 6th donut tonight... burp! Oh well, there's always 2010.

Did she really say her resolution was to stop bitin her nails? It's really, really, really shallow, ya know?!?!

Shallow is as shallow does.

The photo of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt with her mouth agape and holding a bag of Cheetos next to a photo of Britney Spears armed with junk food - gave me chills!

Cheetos® List of Ingredients Enriched Corn Meal (Corn Meal, Ferrous Sulfate, Niacin, Thiamin Monoitrate, Riboflavin, and Frolic Acid), Vegetable Oil (Contains one or more of the following: corn, soybean, or sunflower oil), Whey, Salt, Cheddar Cheese, (Cultured Milk, Salt, Enzymes). Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Maltodextrin, Disodium Phosphate, Sour Cream (Cultured Cream, Nonfat Milk), Artificial Flavor, Monosodium Glutmate, Lactic Acid, Artificial Colors (Including Yellow 6), and Citric Acid. Contains Milk Ingredients and variable amounts of High Fructose Corn Syrup fueled craziness.

she can chew my nails

Why the f*ck do people feed their children unhealthy junk food? It's tantamount to abuse! Why the hell would you introduce that crap to your kid's diet? You have no one but yourself to blame when your children become morbidly obese diabetic lardasses!

Does the offer include your toe nails?

Scientists have discovered true love. Brain scans have proved that a small number of couples can respond with as much passion after 20 years as most people exhibit only in the first flush of love.

The findings overturn the conventional view that love and sexual desire peak at the start of a relationship and then decline as the years pass.

imdb

www.foxnews.
com/story/0,2933,475905,00.html

I hope so too.

The junk they put in food these days is crazy....all the disgusting chemicals..its gross.
and you wonder how much if it is building up in your body, it will eventually make you sick

it really has nothing to do with being fat or thin

Even Gwyneth......as ridiculous as it seems that she says she has to go on a diet, its good that she is watching what she puts in her mouth...not that i think she needs to lose weight, but thin people are not exempt from having all the gross chemicals build up in the body, and even "fit" people need to watch for that stuff...just because you appear "fit" does not mean you are healthy.

Did any of you see that story about someone breaking into britney's twitter account? Someone pretended to be her and left a lot of nasty messages for her fans with references to certain parts of her anatomy that repulsed a lot of people when they saw them. Obama's account was also hacked into too. Bill oreilly's account was hacked into and someone said bill was gay. Rick sanchez of cnn also was a victim of this and someone pretending to be him claimed that he loves to smoke crack all day long.

"HI Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to
update you all on the size of my
vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor
sharp teeth."

that was hilarous.

Just trying to be helpful! ;-)

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If our troops didn't have enough problems as it was, there are always douchebags like this made up Zoe person to further rip them off! Zoe, I swear, if I could, I would stomp on your throat until the job is done! And I'm not kidding! (too bad Zoe probably won't even see this, but I hope so!)!

Leave Fatney alone y'all! she's a naturally fat girl, let her just be...

Nobody is uglier than Britney Spears, with her wide spaced FAS ugly eyes and beefy man neck. Britney does NOT have a fast metabolism. She has a hard time keeping her weight down, she has to work out hard just to stay the size she is.

lawd and the circus continues !!

January 5, 2008 11:15 AM
Posted by: whats new !!
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Oh come on! This is beyond ridiculous. Next it will be Judge Judy handling Britney and Kevin's custody case.
January 5, 2008 3:41 PM
Posted by: Bunny K.
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HAHAHA! Now THAT was funny! And true. This is a damn circus!

January 5, 2008 3:49 PM
Posted by: EX fan of that trainwreck known as Britney Spears

Haha Daddy Spears has PERMANENT conservatorship over Shit for Brains. Where's the EXCLUSIVE X17?

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD
Britney Spears’ Permanent Conservatorship Goes Into Effect
FIRST PUBLISHED: January 6, 2009 6:46 PM EST
LAST UPDATED: January 6, 2009 8:14 PM EST
LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

It’s official – Britney Spears is no longer in control of herself.

Court papers were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday, making a judge’s October ruling (which made the conservatorship over Britney permanent) official.

The conservatorship over the pop star legally began on January 5, 2009.

The agreement gives permanent control of the pop star’s finances to her father, Jamie Spears, along with attorney Andrew Wallet. While Jamie is sole conservator over Britney’s personal matters.

In the papers pertaining to Britney’s financial matters, it states Britney “is substantially unable to manage … her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence.”

When it comes to control over Britney, herself, the papers state the star “is unable properly to provide for his or her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.”

The personal order also gives Jamie Spears “the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means.”

When Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz granted Jamie Spears a permanent conservatorship over his daughter on October 28, 2008, a court-appointed attorney for Spears said the singer did not object to the arrangement.

Britney was not present in court on Monday, and instead was represented by attorney Sam Ingham.

The personal order also gives Jamie Spears “the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means.”

When Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz granted Jamie Spears a permanent conservatorship over his daughter on October 28, 2008, a court-appointed attorney for Spears said the singer did not object to the arrangement.

Britney was not present in court on Monday, and instead was represented by attorney Sam Ingham.

Britney's vanishing bust: Singer steps out bra-less and reveals her shrinking cleavage
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 1:16 PM on 05th January 2009

After embarking on a healthier diet and fitness regime, it was only a matter of time before Britney Spears's chest slimmed down just like her slender figure. Since giving birth to her first son Sean Preston in 2005, Britney has been looking noticeably fuller in the cleavage area

Only last month the singer narrowly avoided exposing her breasts on her 27th birthday.

On that occasion her black gown was so tight-fitting, Britney nearly exposed her full breasts to the paparazzi, but fortunately, hitched up her gown just in time.

But the bra-less Toxic singer appeared rather more flat-chested yesterday during a visit to a Hollywood studio. Her new slim look is sure to please Britney, who recently admitted she was less than happy with her larger bust.

She said: 'I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them. I want them smaller.
'I can't wear the kind of suits that I used to love, the red PVC one I got to wear for the Oops I Did It Again video.

'I'm tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way.'

While Britney has lost weight in recent months, her former husband Kevin Federline has piled on the pounds. Federline, who was photographed displaying a significantly expanded girth last week, appears to have gained a huge amount of weight. The hefty 30-year-old looked almost unrecognisable in his extra-large T-shirt and shorts from the toned and lean physique he'd formerly sported as a back-up dancer during his early romance with Britney.

Britney’s too messed up to properly to provide for her personal needs B U T she’s healthy enough for a 3rd Boob job!!!!

Deflated: A chilly-looking Britney Spears looks less bustier than usual as she arrives at a Hollywood studio on Sunday

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Wtf did you expect? The whole fucking Spears family are a bunch of money grubbing attention whores. The nasty, greedy pig ran wild till she fried her mental brain on booze and drugs. Her daddy and brother live on her dime. Her mommy sold her out writing a pos book about her going bat shit crazy and losing her kids. Her mommy sold her prego sister out to the mags. None of them give a rat's ass about anything but rolling around in greenbacks. You fucking britarded assholes eat it up the lies like shit on crackers. Take a big gulp of air baby coz you feed these swine.

ta ta to shitney's tatas bwahahahahhaha

lol

Her life's over. They musta forgot to tell her to lay down in the pine box.

watch what your saying the britards will go all necro hahahahahaha

HA! Good one

When she tries to kill herself again and she definately will, what do you think her handlers will do? Let her check out and take the petty cash or pretend like nothing happened and push her to hit the tour hard for a bigger payday when she kills herself?

Good set of posts for the last few hours!
And I might steal the 12:54 post, so thanks ahead of time whoever you are!

So it sounds like she recently slipped away for udder reduction surgery and smaller udder were slipped in. She also sounds delusional and trapped in the past and thinks she's going to slip into her smaller outfits for many years ago. Good luck with that, as there isn't enough chicken grease in the world to make it happen. They'd have to add about a foot of material to the midsection and about four inches for her cankles. I don't think they'll be able to hide the next break down very well.

udders

Britney never got implants. If you look at pics of her boobs when she was pregnant, theres no way they look anything but all natural. Also, i seriously doubt she tried to kill herself in rehab. Theres no pics of her running around with 666 on her forehead, therefore, didnt happen. Vicious rumours made up by opportunistic staff. As for fitting into her old outfits, she could if she wanted, shes definitely still got the body for it, but shes matured since then and goes for other stuff. Like Fur. Mmmm. Hawtness.

Don't worry Kimmerly, we all know just how stupid and delusional you are. Here's one thing to choke on for a bit.
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As a teen, the singer’s mother, Lynne, allowed her to get breast implants. But after going under the knife, “she regretted the implants, particularly because her chest was still growing,” a friend says. “When her natural breasts became larger, she had the implants removed.” But Spears kept the surgery a secret. Adds the friend, “When other girls did their boobs [they admitted it] and moved on, but Britney was brought up to lie about herself.”
http://
www.usmagazine.com/mother_allowed_britney_spears_to_get_breast_implants_as_a_teen

Oops! She did it again! Pop star, dancer, and social misfit Britney Spears had a breast augmentation in 2000 following the success of her debut album. It is rumored that Spears later removed her implants and replaced them with smaller-sized implants. This rumor surfaced after pictures showed the pregnant mother with noticeably smaller implants than previous photos. The singer has always denied her first set of implants, though former breast-implanted Sally Kirkland (who has since removed her implants) claimed in 2005 that she knows Britney’s surgeon. Sally reportedly said, “I happen to know Britney Spears’ breast-implant doctor, and I just hope she does not breastfeed. Because if she does, she could give her baby so many future health problems.“ Britney has also been linked to other plastic surgery rumors, including a nose job and fat-reduction Lipodissolve treatments that she allegedly did to trim her size following child birth.
http://
www.yousaytoo.com/darbiz/top-ten-hottest-celebrity-breast-implants/7110

A friend. Uhuh. Like her "friend" Ali Sims. What a bitch she turned out to be.

Look for yourself, dumbass! Before and after photos.

http://
www.hollywoodinvestigator.com/spears.htm

HAHA and WHY would anyone be jealous of Britney???? She is nuts and the laughing stock of the world not to mention a horrible mother and look, she is starting to freak out again.

January 6, 2009 2:16 AM
Posted by: One true love

Thank you! It was a nice journalistic treatment. The interdisciplinary study was presented at the 38th annual meeting of the Society for Neuroscience. The study will be published in 2009. The technical abstract is available online. The research team was led by Bianca Acevedo, Ph.D. She was Dr. Arthur Aron’s doctoral student and began the study while writing her dissertation at Stony Brook University, New York.

If you’re interested in reading the academic studies, let me know. I will post citations to the abstract and Aron’s 2005 study. It will get you started. If you’re interested in reading more “user friendly” information about this topic, Google different combinations of the lead author and co-authors names: Bianca P. Acevedo, Aron Arthur, Helen E. Fisher and Lucy L. Brown. The interdisciplinary research spans psychology, social psychology, physical/biological anthropology, neurology and neuroscience.

I'm sorry my response was delayed. I've been busy and forgot to return to this thread. Thanks again. Have fun reading!