1st!
dumb cunt

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

HAPPY BRITHDAY! BRITNEY

I GUESS THE $2 CRACKWHORE COULDN'T HOST THE HOOKERS BALL UNLESS IS WAS THE FAT HOOKERS BALL

F U and your stupid foreign site.... R U retarded ? Must be

MEETRICH.COM UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR IDENTITY THEFT AND CREDT CARD FRAUD !!!!

Guess they turned you down too Nail ? U sound bitter.

Wow, I ALMOST feel sorry for those poor idiots with the cameras. You trespassed, you neglected warnings to leave, you get your eyes burned. Pretty simple boys.

Oh God, she's hanging with the other whore Paris.

HEY CRACK WHORE MOM.

I GUESS U WERE TO BUSY DOWN AT THE TRUCK STOP BLOWING MEN FOR LOOSE CHANGE TO ATTEND.

Omg that shit is funny. They got exactly what they deserved stupid bastards. No habla Ingles, They said "GET OFF THE PROPERTY". I hope to see more of this, those paps need to learn a lesson.

YEA WENT BACK TO THE 4 SEASON TO MEET PERDO THE DISH WASHER TO BUY ANOTHER BAG OF METH.

IT IS SO SAD THAT THE HERPE QUEEN PARIS LOOKS BETTER THAN CUNTZILLA

This was NOT her birthday party. It was for Scandinavian merchandise. Sh*tney STOLE the coat she is wearing and 2 others (just read it in a Swedish Newpaper). She showed up to get attention, and then provided her OWN birthday cake!!! This is what happens when you have NO friends. She has to wh*re around town until she finds a group of people, and SHE WAS NEVER INVITED!!!! Stupid C*nt!!

Your so easy to rile up it's not even funny. Your next well thought out reply will be something like "your special ed bus is waiting" ... a regular rocket scientist you are nail, & too dense to realize it. Not worth my time but thanks for the little giggle.

7:39

swedish mags suck monkey ass and so do the people who read them. They are publishing lies and you are a stupid robot for beleiving them. They gave her the coat, if she stole it, they would have called the cops. If she was not invited, the would have not allowed her entrance. Get a fucken clue you stupid douche bag.

One last note before I go
General question for all today >>>>
Besides "nail" have you ever heard of a FEMALE using words like Cuntzilla & Thundercunt? Just curious. Her Mom must be so very proud. & no "nail" you didn't learn it from my Mom either, she passed in 93. Brit has more class than you, & that ain't sayin much honey. bye bye

The whole thing with Brit sickens me!
It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

im glad they got sprayed...those people gave her those ugly ass coats.

great screaming christ and congratulations, X17online, that top photo is the absolute worst picture you've yet posted of hippo-leviathan whore, britney!

you won't top that one.

FREAK

So desperate for any attention.... so desperate.

So desperate for any attention.... so desperate.

leviathan ? comon, she's not that big! She looks good for having a 1 &2 year old. Save the leviathan for JL Hewitts ass.

She did steal those clothes from that photo shoot she had in New York for that magazine. Just because she's rich it doesn't mean she doesn't steal. Wynona Ryder stole for a while.

Britney is so cheap looking.

Can someone please help me out with the whole weave thing? Can you not wash your hair as often if you have a weave? I know, surely Britney being photographed as much as she is HAS to know that her hair looks greasy-and not just that night, but all the time! She's cute and I have to admit, I like reading about her wild ways, but what's with the hair? I've never had a weave and never will, so someone fill me in-are all weave wearers greasy heads?

If other celebs wanna party or even go out in public without being hounded, they should do it on other celebs birthdays.. Did you see how many people were there? Geez.

It looks like she is getting some skin abnormalities from all that tanning she does. She has two pretty distinct moles on her chest and a couple more lighter ones. She might want to get those checked out, they could be pre-cancerous.

Where the hell is my daily photo of Shitney in her car? Where is the daily Starbucks photo? You guys are fucking up big time.

she looks really good in the 2nd pic the top ones a bad pic of her but shes not fat!

8:04

you are a dumb ass. Wynona did it once and got caught. Celebrities have to sign off on things before the put it on. If it is missing, the celebs are responsible. God your such a dumb ass

Hey you! Yes you! If I was as fat as you, do you know what I'd do?
I'd change my fucking name to 'Britney' that's what I'd do!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Oh fuck! I've just remembered - my name is Britney!
Right, try again - I'd change my name to 'Posh Spice' that's what I'd do!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Shit! That doesn't work - she's a fucking stick insect. Oh Christ! I'm running out of space now. I know, I'd change my name to Christina 'Smells Like Teen Vomit' Aguilera - that's what I'd do!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Not a very good insult admittedly, but factually correct nonetheless.

It does look like the cake was brought in by someone. If you notice, it's still in the box, so it didn't come from the establishment.

Lindsay Lohan has a weave and it is a much better quality than Britney bargain basement polyester hair. Her rat's nest is like tinsel now and it's only a matter of time before she loses it again...like her kids

I Love her! she so cute!! go britney!!

What the F is with the stupid retard smile she *always* has? Somebody please slap it off of her face.

ENOUGH! She went out for 2 hours and then got shit faced in a hotel room. How many MILLIONS of posts does there need to be about that?

People have birthdays everyday and this was NO big deal.

Give it a rest!

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

a canned ham named al keeps trying to make us laugh, but just doesn't have the comic "chops" to get the job done.

AL STILL LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOMMY, AND SHE WASHES HIS UNDIES FOR HIM.

just keepin' it fake.

7:39

swedish mags suck monkey ass and so do the people who read them. They are publishing lies and you are a stupid robot for beleiving them. They gave her the coat, if she stole it, they would have called the cops. If she was not invited, the would have not allowed her entrance. Get a fucken clue you stupid douche bag.

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What is your first language? Since you cannot spell (I before E except after C)I am thinking you must have the same IQ as Sh*tney....20!!!!! And people in Sweden have greater IQ than the idiots trained in the US. We speak many languages, and can spell them!!!

DEBBIE- what is she supposed to do, hold herself hostage in her own house? she has every right to go where ever she wants. it's the PAPS that need to get out of her face!

PARENTAL ADVISORY

FRANKLY, IN THE FIRST PIC, IT APPEARS THAT FAT COW BRITNEY IS CELEBRATING HER 50TH BIRTHDAY.

ps. Hello to my gay lover sal at 9:43. I know our first sex has made you want to be like me. Thanks for your continuing tribute tho.

Just keepin' it real.

The guys at TMZ must be shitting bricks because they didn't get all the exclusive stuff like X17 did!! That's what they get for being asses to Brit!!

FIRE THAT JERK WHO PEPPER SPRAYED THE PAP. FIRE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

7:39 There is a video in breatheheavy.com.A man "gave" her 2 furs for her "B-day" and they provided the cake ,nice try though...

She looks great !!!

love Britney? I got a news that she had a profile at interracialconnect.com, a
niche interracial dating site for singles from each race. seems the username is britenybabe there and there is a hot video too. wanna check and IM her there.

Happy Bday again!!!
kisses

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"...however your comments do give many of us the forum to identify those who have valid criticisms vs. those who just like to spew ignorant remarks. it makes for a good laugh..."

December 3, 2007 7:42 AM - Anonymous

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

it's *YOUR* pulled out of your dirty ass remarks that show you're nothing but a BRITARDED IDIOT!!

go to x17video & check out the video of kevin spending thanksgiving with ALL of his kids - OOOOH! & no 'MONITOR' in site because KEVIN IS THE *GOOD* PARENT you DIMWITTED FUCKTARD.

shitney went out on her birthday with her loser paid for entourage & the attention whore parasite hilton just to CRASH SOMEONE ELSE's PARTY & STEAL A DESIGNERS COATS FOR GOOD MEASURE!!

yeah, she sure looks like she's starting the year off 'RIGHT', what a 'TOOL'!

do me a favor you PATHETIC LOSER, the next time you want to talk SHIT, call your fucking parents. those ASSHOLES should be the ones who suffer from your stupidity because obviously their poor parenting had a hand in creating it, not those of us with common sense.

"Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it BITCH!"

"...however your comments do give many of us the forum to identify those who have valid criticisms vs. those who just like to spew ignorant remarks. it makes for a good laugh..."

December 3, 2007 7:42 AM - Anonymous

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

it's *YOUR* pulled out of your dirty ass remarks that show you're nothing but a BRITARDED IDIOT!!

go to x17video & check out the video of kevin spending thanksgiving with ALL of his kids - OOOOH! & no 'MONITOR' in site because KEVIN IS THE *GOOD* PARENT you DIMWITTED FUCKTARD.

shitney went out on her birthday with her loser paid for entourage & the attention whore parasite hilton just to CRASH SOMEONE ELSE's PARTY & STEAL A DESIGNERS COATS FOR GOOD MEASURE!!

yeah, she sure looks like she's starting the year off 'RIGHT', what a 'TOOL'!

do me a favor you PATHETIC LOSER, the next time you want to talk SHIT, call your fucking parents. those ASSHOLES should be the ones who suffer from your stupidity because obviously their poor parenting had a hand in creating it, not those of us with common sense.

"Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it BITCH!"

She looks like a mentally handicapped moron in the first pic. I can't tell you how classy she looks sitting there with that disgusting weave, the too-small nighty/dress with her ass practically showing in the last pic. Nice, real nice. She is the poster child for no-class whores.

IT IS SO SAD THAT THE HERPES QUEEN PARIS LOOKS BETTER THAN CUNTZILLA

Dec 3, 2007 7:38AM - I HEAR THE FINAL NAIL BEING PUT IN HER COFFIN

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LMAO!!! that's soooooo funny... 'cuz i's true!! =P

Serves those paps right... They are nothing but cockroaches anyway. I hear the new bug spray called "Immigraccion policia" really makes em scatter...

Happy Birthday Britney - You looked great!

This was NOT her birthday party. It was for Scandinavian merchandise. Sh*tney STOLE the coat she is wearing and 2 others (just read it in a Swedish Newpaper). She showed up to get attention, and then provided her OWN birthday cake!!! This is what happens when you have NO friends. She has to wh*re around town until she finds a group of people, and SHE WAS NEVER INVITED!!!! Stupid C*nt!!

December 3, 2007 7:39 AM - Sh*tney

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i thought her celebration was pathetic before - but after reading this, i can't believe she is headed in the *RIGHT* direction where her life is concerned - not even by a loooong shot!

Brit has more class than you, & that ain't sayin much honey. bye bye

December 3, 2007 7:47 AM - xo

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make up your mind you bipolar thundercunt!! are you a brit fan or not - because if that's your version of support, LOL! brit doesn't need enemies...

What the F is with the stupid retard smile she *always* has? Somebody please slap it off of her face.

December 3, 2007 9:18 AM - Anonymous

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oooh! oooh! can *i* do it?!? =)

ENOUGH! She went out for 2 hours and then got shit faced in a hotel room. How many MILLIONS of posts does there need to be about that?

People have birthdays everyday and this was NO big deal.

Give it a rest!

December 3, 2007 9:40 AM - Get a Grip!

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right? x17 wants to make a *BIG DEAL* out of her birthday - when even *SHE* didn't, lol!

oh, crazy bryan dale, annie fat fannie, teen twit tonnie...

did britney *INVITE* you to her birthday party?

oh yeah, that's right, SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!! =)

have a good night anyway! there's always tomorrow for you to delude yourself with...

wat an ass he is sayin we need water we need water, does he not realise putting water on you after you have been pepper sprayed makes it worse lol i love all this crap ppl make up about her e.g she is pregnant again and that she stole the coats lol its just trash talk as usual

7:39 There is a video in breatheheavy.com.A man "gave" her 2 furs for her "B-day" and they provided the cake ,nice try though...

December 3, 2007 2:22 PM - Anonymous

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are you KIDDING me...?!? EVERYTHING on breathe heavy is doctored & slanted!! you can't believe what you read or 'SEE' there because jordan is the biggest delusional whackjob britard out there!!

why do you people come on here to bash her? if you don't like her then DON'T VISIT THESE SITES - amazing

why do you people come on here to bash her? if you don't like her then DON'T VISIT THESE SITES - amazing

December 3, 2007 5:37 PM - Anonymous fantard

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it's a BLOG not a fan site you fucking MORON!! if *you* don't like it, then go to BREATHE-HEAVY with the OTHER LOONIES DINK!!

is it me, or are the BIRTARDS actually getting DUMBER as time passes?!?

OMG stupid paps they got what they deserved. They really need to back off already what wil it take? Hey does anyone know how that guy who went to the hospital is doing?
Happy B-Day Brit
Jp

Thats funny how x17 photogs were the ones right beside the car and the one photog that got maced had no clue what was about to happen. I bet Lawyers are knocking at this guys front door. This law suit would be a no brainer, that's a definate slam dunk. Four Seasons management sitting by te phone waiting for that phone call. The photog should have a casting call on who should represent him. The funny part about watching the video and all you morons giggling is that the photog will be the one getting the last laugh. O.K. high powered lawyers, start your engine. The only criminal act commited in this video are by the FS security....

HAHA SPRAYED LIKE THE INSECTS THAT THEY ARE.