Weekend Update: Britney Stops At Starbucks, Rite Aid And Gets A Flat Tire!

there you go brit!!! get those court orders done and you'll get your kids back. stick with your family and you'll be okay!

Aw...

Go B-Girl \o

We Love U

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You Guys are Mother Fuckin' Idiots... I hope you're getting paid well by Britney, to post such SHIT!

am i the first?lol

errr those photographers were like making rude comments to her in spanish and stuff thats kinda messed up

she is so pretty and she's looking good now like the old day's.

Negative drugs tests - Is it too much to hope she's getting herself together?
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SHE WAS VERY BEAUTIFUL, OMG.

LOVE YOUR BRIT..

AND WATCH OUT WITH YOUR LEGS LOL

is negative bad or good.. like does that mean she the test says she didn't do drugs or she did?

12:42pm posted by Ashley

It means she was negative for any substance, which means she passed the test.

WELL WHAT A ASS SHE IS ALWAYS GETS FLAT TIRES AND SHOWING US HER ...... YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN NOT STAND THIS BITCH

YEA I'M GOING TO BELIEVE THE CUNT LICKING HUMAN TAMPON X17.

SHOW US THE PROOF ,AND PICTURES THAT SHE BITCH WENT FOR THE TEST ,AND THE PAper OF THE RESULTS'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

HEY X17 WIPE YOUR CHIN .THERE'S SOME PUSSY JUICE LEFT ON THERE

CAN'T THE GIRL JUST STAY HOME

OK.......Maybe Not drugs????????

Is she just a fucking lunatic?

How do you get your kids taken from you, and get told you need parenting classes?

From the way she was holding that babies arm when she thought no one was looking, and when she had a cigarette two inches from it's face, also when she thought no one was looking, maybe a closet child abuser!

Can't wait till someone leaks the court records!!!

cmon brit!!!
you´re the best!!...
love u
from argentina!!

best wishesss

ha ha i knew she wasnt doing drugs she's just Britney and going through alot right now so yea!!!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE WKEND UPDATES.

I THINK BRITNEYS PAYING U GUYS, SRSLY.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE WKEND UPDATES.

I THINK BRITNEYS PAYING U GUYS, SRSLY.

does she ever wear a seatbelt?

12:38 this is all new dumbshit I have not been a fan but all the hateful things ppl have been saying are horrible ,she is going to get it together and then laugh in all your faces but then she probably already is,god bless you briteny .

I Love Britney!

I Love Britney!

i can see your pussy, britney spears

Never believe anything X17 spins on Britney. She pays them to make her look good. I guess they're her current PR firm.

She just has to flash that stinking cunt and saggy tits all the time.

Trailertrash whore!

GOD DAM RABID BRITARDS.THERE'S NO DRUGS IN HER SYSTEM BECAUSE SHE ELLUDED THE TEST FOR OVER A WEEEK.
(THAT IS THE REASON SHE LOST THE KIDS)

GOD YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM.INSTEAD OF GIVING BIRTH SPECIAL ED KIDS.

You know that's BS because the ORDERED drug test results go to the court, no faxor phone, JUST hard copies to the court ONLY. I don't think buying home drug kits @ Rite Aid is going to qualify. Why does anyone believer her bullshit?

1:07 is right, she was definitely flying in every single picture this week. Gonna take alot to clean that up, a week? She's screwed if they do hair tests.

I was just going to ask how long does it take to get drugs out of your system to get a negative drug test? Now I see why she avoided the tests. I wonder does she have to take these weekly and for how long? Hope she stays clean forever.
Now tell met can regular people call the cops when they get flat tires?

EB COME BACK...

NEGATIVE? THIS MEANS NOT POSITIVE...NO MEANS?

WELL, NOW I WANNA SEE A K-F TEST...

FUCK YOU, HATERS.

POT TAKE 30 DAYS ,MUST OTHER DRUGS 72 HOURS (THAT'S IF THE TEST IS A PISS TEST)

Hair can be tested for drugs up to 6 months! Shaving the head won't help because they can take body hair!!!! Alcohol will be present for years. She's screwed.

Coke & meth can be up to a week w/ Urine & my hair ones are above. She really is screwed. Those herbal drinks to flush you out will give you a positive if they detect it's presence in urine. They now have a wand that detects it on surfaces like hands, clothes, purses ANYTHING etc.

She had to wait to take the test until the drugs were out of her system!

Folks there are NO results. IF she took a test it goes to the court ONLY next week @ the earliest. The lab doesn't notify her by COURT ORDER! They notify you when you don't pass LOL. I doubt she took it but how stupid does she think people are that they couldn't read the orders?

I'll wait to hear from a RELIABLE SOURCE (NOT X17) that she passed drug tests. There is no WAY on earth she could pass any, unless they are just doing piss tests. A real test would conclude she has been loaded up on drugs consistently for months.

YOU ARE FULL OF CACA X17. So is Britney.

She probably shaving, waxing & plucking right now!!!!! Her ex would be smart to get hair for a LONG time, for her kids' sakes.

DOES BRITNEY SPEARS OWN X17? WHY DO YOU SUCK UP TO HER SO MUCH? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. SHE BOUGHT X17 SO SHE CAN HAVE THE PAPS AT HER BECK AND CALL 24/7!

This bitch needs to PAY for a car service (AAA) or something to help with her multiple car problems - flat tires, not starting, no gas. Hire a car attendant, you cheap Piece of Shit....not cops who need to be doing real service to the public.

Call LAPD and tell them to STOP helping this skank. Let her pay like everyone else.

I'd love to believe this, but how would x17 know? Come on, we're not that dumb.

dios quiera y ella se centre, ella lo esta haciendo bien ahorita, britney que dios te bendiga!

dios quiera y ella se centre, ella lo esta haciendo bien ahorita, britney que dios te bendiga!

dios quiera y ella se centre, ella lo esta haciendo bien ahorita, britney que dios te bendiga!

Pot takes 30 days and can flush out with water and herbs,Lots of sweat and a detox diet plus she has $$$ to do colonics if she wants.You can even put the 1/4 a tip of a white sulfur match tip. in urine it will clean it out completely. cocaine meth stuff like that is like 72hrs.alcohol does not really matter as long as its NOT within 12 hrs of visitation.The courts will not pay for hair tests or skin and clothing tests.They dont do it its not a crimanal Murdeer its custody morans...Plus,Even parents who test positive for drugs like Pot get joint custody eventually.And as long as she tests clean eventually.She has not even looked high in Months.she is not doing DRUGS people.She is just really really stressed out to the max and The whole smiling for the camera is a fake.she does not want the world to see her breakdown...She misses her kids deeply and she is falling apart inside its sad.Thats why she is cuddling with that dog.she knows she made mistakes and just wants her space.how would you be with a heartbreak divorce family feuds career stress management stress agent issues and a alot of bad influences.Plus an ex husband and custody battle two children's births so quickly after one another.Two little children to care for and all the other things we have no idea about..Gosh give her a break y'all.

1:34 you are delusional too. She has to pay for the tests & they DO order Hair tests often especially in obvious cases like hers.

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The court would not release if she passed or not to the public. Britney's camp would have made a big announcement if that was true

You people with the negative comments are so horrible the page reports a positive for the girl and you are all over her again now she is a lunitic.GREAT I belive the post up on top..."Give her a break y'all"...Im glad the girl passed. I knew she was not doing drugs.Good girl. You are receiving BLessings the world is sending through prayers.Im not a holly roller girlfriend, but I knew some positive spirits would come your way.GET those babies back in your arms they Love you.they are so cute they look just like you adorable..aaaww..

I'm not giving Britney a break. So many other women go through divorces and births of children. But they don't have nannie's millions of dollars. Britney doesn't have a 9 to 5 job that she has to be to everyday then come home and clean and cook while dealing with the children. She has assistants and maids. Yeah poor Britney! The camera's wouldn't be in her face all the time if she Wore underwear and shut her legs and stayed home on a tuesday night. The Paps don't treat Reese Witherspoon like that

Britney I Love You so Much, e o Brasil inteiro também nos te amamoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosss

PERFEITA

WOW BRITARD TESSI.IT SEEMS SOMEBODY SKIPPED THEIR MEDS TODAY

She is a lunatic & "saying" it's positive when there's no way in hell SHE gets drug results is just another reminder. LMAO the court sepcifically ORDERED that she & her "people" can no longer get copies & they can ONLY GO TO COURT THROUGH MAIL! She played with the previous results due to court, blamed others for altered POSITIVE to negative & faxed altered copies to court! She also wasn't available for any tests before this week, not home, lawyers can't reach her, her people didn't give her message, yada yada yada. THAT'S why she has to do it this way no & no lonnger has children.

she probably knows she passed because she did a rite-aid one on her own FIRST..hello..

I love x17! anyone who employs illegals is A okay on my list!!!

they tell you right away-they can tell and you can tell. what a bunch of haters you are.

Kevin really should go for the hair test.

You go girl!!!!!! U r da best and we know it!!!!!!! Love ya sow much...!!! y'all...!!!!!!

Drug test results are not instant - aside from that read this snipplet - no way she will pass.

There is a bit of misinformation out there and that is cocaine is out of your system in 2-3 days. Well while that might be true LABS DON'T TEST FOR THE DRUG ITSELF. Yes, that is true, they look for the metabolite. A metabolite is something that the body produces when it ingests something, in the case of cocaine it is "benzoylecgonine" that will stay around long after the drug is gone, up to 30 days for a frequent user. THE DRUG ITSELF can stay in your bloodstream up to 72 hours. It can stay in your urine for about 1 or up to 3 days after single use. Habitual or chronic use can be detected in urine for up to 12 weeks depending on quantity, duration, and frequency of use.

She probably shaving, waxing & plucking right now!!!!! Her ex would be smart to get hair for a LONG time, for her kids' sakes.

LMAO if they find the flushers they WILL do hair on her. BTW those home kits are not as sensitive as the ones they use for the courts. Sentinel has lots of people in drug court who can tell you that.

Drug test results are not instant - aside from that read this snipplet - no way she will pass.

There is a bit of misinformation out there and that is cocaine is out of your system in 2-3 days. Well while that might be true LABS DON'T TEST FOR THE DRUG ITSELF. Yes, that is true, they look for the metabolite. A metabolite is something that the body produces when it ingests something, in the case of cocaine it is "benzoylecgonine" that will stay around long after the drug is gone, up to 30 days for a frequent user. THE DRUG ITSELF can stay in your bloodstream up to 72 hours. It can stay in your urine for about 1 or up to 3 days after single use. Habitual or chronic use can be detected in urine for up to 12 weeks depending on quantity, duration, and frequency of use.

Cop should have arrested her for prostitution. She constantly fucks her moronic fans.

jeez, you guys are such pessismists. making the worst out of any single thing.

god forbid Britney cleans up her life or you guys will have nothing to fill up the gaps of your miserable pathetic lives. -_-

good on Britney, she's definitley on the right track. lets hope she's stays there.

Im sorry but her boobs are falling out and she still hasnt mastered getting out of a car without showing her coochie although the pantyhose saved her bare vagina this time. It is very unattractive. Yuck. TIP TO BRIT-Buy giant ass SUV to step down from maybe you could master holding your dress down .

Britney I'm so proud ou you, really! I believe in u girl! keep going, you'll have your kids soon! I luv the premiere video, Can't wait for the original one!

Giver her a break, she's doing as mucj as she can!

Fuck the haters, hope u'll die!

BRITNEY I LUV YA GIRL!

Kisses from BCN!

IF she does pass the drug tests, it's because she is taking something to mask the results.

Im sorry but her boobs are falling out and she still hasnt mastered getting out of a car without showing her coochie although the pantyhose saved her bare vagina this time. It is very unattractive. Yuck. TIP TO BRIT-Buy giant ass SUV to step down from maybe you could master holding your dress down .

OK! has just learned that the reason Britney Spears' mother Lynne and her little sister Jamie Lynn flew into L.A. late last night from Kentwood, Lousiana, was to stage an intervention with the disgraced pop star. Making things even more interesting — Brit's ex-hubby Kevin Federline has just arrived at her Malibu house to take part in the proceedings.

This all comes after yet another bizarre evening of hard partying and erratic behavior from Britney. Early Friday evening, Brit, producer JR Rotem and hanger-on Sam Lusty spent hours driving around Los Angeles and Beverly Hills being followed by a caravan of paparazzi, until utlimately ending up at the posh Peninsula Hotel, where Brit had holed herself up for a few days earlier this week, following the decision by Court Commissioner Scott Gordon to give full temporary custody of her two young boys to K-Fed.

Around 2am PT, the three louseketeers exited the Peninsula and drove, screaming at each other the whole way, to Britney's gated community, The Summit, on Mulholland Drive, at which point Brit inexplicably gave her two traveling companions the boot at the gatehouse.

But the night was nowhere near being finished. A few minutes later, Brit comes roaring down the hill to The Summit's entrance, where she begins to rant incoherently that her home had been broken into. Her driving was so erratic that she pulled up on a curb, damaging her tire so badly that it required repair — which a friendly photog was more than willing to do for Brit.

Eventually, officers of the law arrived and went up to the house with Brit, JR and Sam, before returning approximately 45 minutes later. No word on whether her house was truly broken into, though all signs point to "no."

So, in the early morning hours, Brit and her pals packed back into her newly re-tired car and headed up the coast to her Malibu home — where her mom and little sis had just arrived.

It is not yet know whether Kevin brought the babies with him.

UPDATE:
After a marathon intervention session with her mother, sister and ex-husband, Britney Spears appears to be back to her usual, unusual behavior.

Around 7pm PT on Saturday, the pop star stormed out of her Malibu home, where she had been locked in conversation with her family since the early morning hours, and sped off once more in her white convertible with a parade of more than three dozen photographers trailing her.

Her first destination was the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica — though it was more of a drive-by than a pit stop, as Britney only pulled into the valet area, had a brief discussion with a parking attendant and then got back on the road; all without leaving the car.

Next on Brit's latest tour of SoCal's celebrity hotspots was only 100 yards down the road at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant. Once again, her visit here was exceptionally brief as she left without eating and headed straight back home to her gated community off Mulholland Drive.

No statement yet from Britney or her family as to how and why their talks broke down.

Stay tuned!

After a marathon intervention session with her mother, sister and ex-husband, Britney Spears appears to be back to her usual, unusual behavior.

Around 7pm PT on Saturday, the pop star stormed out of her Malibu home, where she had been locked in conversation with her family since the early morning hours, and sped off once more in her white convertible with a parade of more than three dozen photographers trailing her.

Her first destination was the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica — though it was more of a drive-by than a pit stop, as Britney only pulled into the valet area, had a brief discussion with a parking attendant and then got back on the road; all without leaving the car.

Next on Brit's latest tour of SoCal's celebrity hotspots was only 100 yards down the road at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant. Once again, her visit here was exceptionally brief as she left without eating and headed straight back home to her gated community off Mulholland Drive.

No statement yet from Britney or her family as to how and why their talks broke down.

Stay tuned!

NEXT TIME LAPD GETS A BRITNEY CALL THEY NEED TO PRESENT THE BIOOOTCH WITH A BILL FOR SERVICES ....... HEY TRAILER PRAK TRASH EVER HEAR OF AAA NOT AA BUT AUTOMOBLIE CLUB OF SO CAL ......... THE PROVIDE ROADSIDE SERVICE NOT THE LAPD

BRITNEY SPEARS is the mosT manipulative selfish narcistic Bipolar liar.

LOOK at the video of her "flat tire" incident on her drive to nowhere at night with her dog, where she acts like a retarded child, she pretends she doesn't know why the tire was off the car when he was changing it, and why the spare fell down on the ground when he was changing it- she acted like a nut. She is obviously mentally sick.

Britney waited a week, MISSED HER VISITATION WITH HER KIDS, making up rediculous excuses that only X17 believes but noone else in the wwwworld does, to pass the DRUG test, but she'll flunk the next one, GUARANTEED.

BRITNEY, in her drugged-out BIPOLAR state, thinks she is smarter than everyone, when she is stupider than a drunk horse. She needs a psychiatrist very fast.

Yeah she just reeks of no drugs and normal sane behavior. Lock her up & down already.

we love u britney !

So what rathole is she in now? Why doesn't she just get a drug delivery guy instead of hitting up hotel valets for it all the time?

all you brit lovers say that you knew she wasn't on drugs--so i guess that means that she's a pussy, ass, and tit flasher with no excuse except she wants everyone to see it. i think the drugs were a better excuse

WTF - just because you're a celebrity you get to call the cops for a flat tire, it's called AAA - you idiot - next time you get a flat call the cops and see what happens, I'm sure they'll be pleased - AND is she jinxed with cars? doesn't she have anyone who checks these vehicles she driving and that she drives her kids in? I'm convinced that if she lost all her money, she would have no idea how to actually survive in the real world - no clue -

WHY DOES BRITNEY GO TO HOTELS? because she can:

1. Go to the Hotel Bar for BOOZE.

2. Go to the Hotel Bar to Pick Up Men and Women for S@#$X.

3. To get DRUGS from the Valets and in Bar Bathrooms.

...all away from the Paparrazzi.

BRITNEY SPEARS is the most manipulative selfish narcistic Bipolar liar.

LOOK at the idiotic X17 video of her "flat tire" incident on her drive to nowhere at night with her dog, where she acts like a retarded child, she pretends she doesn't know why the tire was off the car when he was changing it (!?), and why the spare fell down on the ground when he was changing it (!?)- she acted like a nut. She is obviously mentally sick.

Britney waited a week, MISSED HER VISITATION WITH HER KIDS, making up ridiculous excuses that only X17 believes but noone else in the wwwworld does, to pass the DRUG test, but she'll flunk the next one, GUARANTEED.

BRITNEY, in her drugged-out BIPOLAR state, thinks she is smarter than everyone, when she is stupider than a drunk horse. She needs a psychiatrist very fast.

THANK GOD, SHE IS ALMOST BROKE!!!!. MOM'S PISSED, SO IS (K-FED)!!!.

Not sure about knowing the results of the drug testing. The court order from 9-17-07 says this:
The results of said testing shall be forwarded to the Court and will be in the Court file. The testing facility is specifically ordered to file hard copies of the results directly with the Court. The testing facility is ordered not to fax the results to the Court. The results shall not be released except upon order of the Court. Any person receiving test results upon order of the Court shall receive notice that unauthorized distribution of test results is punishable by civil sanctions of up to $2,500. (Family,Code
Section 3041.5).

Distribution probably has a specific legal meaning and it may be perfectly all right for the tested person to release information about his/her own results.

yea but she would never lost all her money she have enought to live two lifes or more, to the people that says that britney pays to the x17 i don´t think so they are the only that i think that says the true, the other just want that britney kill herself, x17 rocks like britney said and britney rocks to !!she is back! so please you haters please shut up

omg, guys. shut the hell up. she isnt *flashing* on purpose. the idiot paperazzi are the ones taking the pictures. if they thinks its sooo bad, then just dont aim the fucking camera in that fucking direction.
its not Britney's fault.

she's just trying to step out of her car.

do they EVER leave her alone? no WONDER she cant have a normal life! with them idiots in her face wherever she goes.

give her some space and stop photographing and picking apart every single move she makes!, which somehow yous all think is to do with drugs.

-_-

good luck, B.

Kevin will fail at the test, even the piss test... he does drugs in front of the kids... there's no way he can avoid the drug tests...

He's done... Britney's back now, and there'll be nothing for anyone!

All spotlights on Britney!

Go Brit! You deserve it, girl!

"Oh goodie....I passed two drug tests....now I can use some more because surely they'll wait a couple days before they test me again, right?"

SHES THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE...
mannnn shes beautiful.. i love her hah

X17....you can't just make this up. There were no drug tests, positive or negative. She is a habitual liar and you can't believe a word she says. She cannot or will not leave drugs alone for long. ....if she is even trying, but even without drugs, it's scary. She is insane. Now she is going to drag her little sister into her make believe world. RUN Jamie, RUN.

They do not not test your hair or SKIN at all ever not in Family custody cases. not at all.I sure thats what K-dud wanted her to believe thats why she shaved her head.Thank you..everyone thought she was nuts.for that one.. I knew he convinced her probably like a crazy person threatening her with hair drug test everyday meanwhile he was using drugs too k-dud is such a pig low life.
courts do not use it unless its really high profile like murder cases.they wont waste the money. its expensive.Even when testing PO they put a bunch of samples in a big vatt and if the large amount test positive then they do individuals because of cost..

They do not not test your hair or SKIN at all ever not in Family custody cases. not at all.I sure thats what K-dud wanted her to believe thats why she shaved her head.Thank you..everyone thought she was nuts.for that one.. I knew he convinced her probably like a crazy person threatening her with hair drug test everyday meanwhile he was using drugs too k-dud is such a pig low life.
courts do not use it unless its really high profile like murder cases.they wont waste the money. its expensive.Even when testing PO they put a bunch of samples in a big vatt and if the large amount test positive then they do individuals because of cost..

GOD BLESS.....
GOD PROTECTS YOU......
GOD ILLUMINATES YOU..........
GOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............
AND MUCH WISDOM.....…
GOD BE WITH YOU.................
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE......................

By any NORMAL standards, this abnormal trailer slut would have been locked up in some institution already.

Well let me make you an unauthorized distribution of Brit's test results (see 2:45 PM):
They were positive!
(Anyone surprised?)

What does that lil ol' birdie on her hat tell you?
"Twirp! twirp!"

you brit supporters are retards, i cant believe the dump stupid comments you make. oh and saying "fuck off haters i hope you die"..doesnt sound like a very loving attitude to me. easy to see who the real haters are.

adri, tessi & other brit-fuck-tards...

britney is a fallen, washed up, coochie flashing, drug taking, tit-showing child losing, whore of a tarnished idol.

she disgusts people with intelligence. you are all just too stupid to recognize that THIS SITE LIES FOR HER!!

dumb asses.

I just love all the idiots who are screaming about how "Kevin should be tested!!!".

Kevin has been doing weekly tests since Britney went to rehab. WHY do you think the court would not order HIM to get tested as well, when there is a known history if him using? It's because he has tested CLEAN every single week for months now. Yeah, he USED to smoke pot...but unlike SOME trainwrecks we could name, he actually loved his children enough to clean up his act and get his sh!t together.

Secondly...Britney has not taken any court-ordered tests yet and she CERTAINLY doesn't have any "results" yet. She bought a couple of those fifty dollar "drug screens" at Rite Aid and then used an herbal algae component to try and "fake" good results.

I'm sure Britney will pay someone to type out a nice official-like report about her "passing" two drug tests and send it to the judge.

This girl...if it wasn't so effing SAD it would be hilarious. For cake's sake, she was trying to order Taco Bell last night...through her CAR WINDOW. Anyone who can't get their brain to send the signal to the hand to op-en-the-win-do'h before placing a fast food order...yeah, they're definitely not "on" anything.

My personal guess based on what I know from someone who while not close with Britney DOES know her is that she will test positive for opiates, amphetamines, and probably benzos as well. And if they test for alcohol...well, homegirl is just plain effed.

Alan Mercieca just phoned me and told they're gonna test her cunt for drugs now!

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

SHE DID "NOT" PASS HER DRUG TESTS. X17 IS LYING AGAIN! SHE FAILED THEM. THAT IS WHY HER MOTHER AND SISTER CAME OUT SO FAST. THEY THINK SHE NEEDS AN INTERVENTION BEFORE SHE KILLS HERSLEF. X17 ARE SUCH LIERS AND ENABLERS. THAT IS WHY THEY DON'T SHOW YOU ANY PROOF OF A DRUG TEST PASS. THEY JUST MAKE UP THOSE STORIES OR REPEAT WHAT BRITNEY TELLS THEM, THEN X17 SAYS IT'S FROM A SECRET SOURCE, SO BRIT WILL PAY THEM.

Her BOOBS in the 4th pic...ITS LIKE OMG.

Wendy good try but she is PROHIBITED from releasing ANY information per the order. The court files it & notifies counsel, period. Counsel notifies clients. Laughable that anyone would believe this.

Also, I just realized that X-17 is expecting us to believe that Britney took a test...on SATURDAY...and was given the results...on SATURDAY!

BAHAHAHAHA! If you need ANY more proof of the fact that "Xney-17ears" is telling a big fat one, look NO further!

Maybe X-17 will run their business into the ground because Britney pays them...but a drug testing service tapped by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT to test people and send the results directly TO THE COURT is not going to lose their asses over her. They are certainly not going to put their jobs on the line for this space-case.

She hasn't taken the tests because she knew she'd fail...same old story.

But SERIOUSLY X-17...she took a test yesterday and just happened to have the results to give you the very same day?

MAN, you guys might as well tell all of your readers (the few that are left) to bend over and hold on.

Weekend update! Britney farts, shoves huge tampon up her cunt, then farts again, then she calls the paps for another photo opp, she then farts again, then says: lets' go to Taco Bell y'all, then farts again, then runs out of gas while she cuts more gas, then says dang y'all, maybe we can get one of those sweet paparazzies that I call all the time to let me know where I'll be whoring myself out for the day to push our car to Taco Bell, then she farts again, then after Taco Bell, she farts all the rest of the day while the paps follow her passing out one by one. Ding Dang y'all, Britney Spears does fart a lot. Good update X17. Next time remember to put the fart part on your chart, lol.

Britney Spears Slept Through Drug Test
Britney Spears lost custody of her children because she supposedly slept through two court ordered drug tests and on another occasion, refused to let the technicians come to her house. According to E! Online,

Twice-weekly random drug testing was one of the many provisions handed down Sept. 17 that would have allowed Spears to retain joint custody of two-year-old Sean Preston and year-old Jayden James after Federline petitioned for primary physical custody.

But L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon ruled Monday that Spears was not “in substantial compliance” with last month’s order, citing her lack of a valid California driver’s license and concluding that a missed drug test was, as far as the court was concerned, a failed drug test.

source: ontd, e!online

They DO test hair & blood if ordered. All it takes is a suspicion of alterations to results to get that Tessi. As SHE is paying for it and it's being done privately there are no "vats" of urine being blamed for her results. LMAO. Her ex HAS been tested regularly since HER rehab, all clean that's why no order for him. She's got the history of DIRTY and MIssED TESTS that's why they were SO SPECIFIC about this. Hair will be next if she continues to flaunt her nose @ the system.

X17 is probably passing the drug test info via Britney, just like she says to them she already has her kids back. Whack-job! I'd be more embarrassed to say my behavior is the way it is because that's just me y'all, I'm just a dork y'all. I'd admit to using drugs even if I wasn't. Psychotic!

I laughed my ASS OFF at the fantard suggesting pee tests were combined and put in vats LOLOLOL Unmotherfuckngreal!

You have to hope that her ex has her IP addresses and can get an order for HER leaking all this bullshit to try and bolster her CRAZY DELUSIONS. LOCK IT UP. OMG I can't believe Paris was actually right about something, SHE IS AN ANIMAL!

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS
BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS
BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS
BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS
BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS
BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS
BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

BRITNEY HAS FAT TREE TRUNK LEGS

ATTENTION BRITNEY FANS!!!! DO NOT CHECK OUT PEREZ MON AND TUES!

I can't understand how people are saying Britney is doing so great right now. She is a total mess. She can't even comb her hair. She needs help and it's not doing her any good for people to be sticking up for her right now. Show some tough love for crying out loud or she might not be here anymore, and you will only have yourselves to blame

Could this site get any more fucktared. You have some fucktard writing bylines that cleary indiate that they're a lonely loser who lives vicariously throught Shitney every move. I bet the loser would lick the taint and cunt of Shitney if they could only manage to get into the same bathroom as her. Try the local gas station cause we all know the dumb cunt likes taking her dumps in filthy public bathroom. I bet you got your ass kicked when you were young if you're a dude and if you have a cunt I bet you never got laid up until this point in your sad lose life.

You know what would make for a good picture of Brit Brit, a bullet in her forehead.

Y'all knkow that x17 and Britney have a deal right. she calls them and tells them where she is going to be as long as they say nice stuff about her and help promote her.

GOD BLESS.....
GOD PROTECTS YOU......
GOD ILLUMINATES YOU..........
GOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............
AND MUCH WISDOM.....…
GOD BE WITH YOU.................
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE......................

I can't stand to hear the Britster talk in that stupid high pitched baby-doll cutsey little voice ANYMORE! "I love you guys." I've got my kids back already, baby." "Why did the tire fall like that?" 'Oh that's sweet, you guys are gonna pump my gas, get my lattes, order my food, change my tire, teach me how to speak through closed windows, how to drive and you're gonna pay for my taco bell?' "I love you guys, X17 Rocks!" "I passed my drug tests y'all, they're negative." X17 runs it to press. GAG! GAG again!

IT DOES NOT HAVE BADLY THAT IT LASTS FOREVER
AND NOR
WELL THAT ALWAYS IT LASTS
in life all it passes,
things good, and
things bad.
i love you brit

4:43 PM,
Yeah baby, we all know that...!!

It's Britney again bitch... don't forget to watch my new hot video coming out on Monday. It's my bestest work eva baby. See, I'm like the good blond Britney watching the bad black haired Britney walk around in circles around a stripper pole. It's hot and very autobiographical. Dang, that was a big word y'all. Watch it, I'm hot and I'm coming back bigger and betta than eva! I love you guys, especially my fans. Buy my CD guys, without you I can't keep you entertained the way I have been and these days I've only got one mouth to feed. Bye y'all!

x17 has been the only one telling it closest to the truth. Britney is not doing drugs. She finally has PROOF, and that is why she called her Mom. To say..SEE now will you finally support me against Kevin. Plus, the detective has some good stuff on Kevin and Brit wants her Mom to know.

I can't see anybody taking a blood test mandated by a court and then having the results for tests taken on Friday and Saturday already issued. It would take at least 7 days with the lab work that needs to be done. You definetly would not hear results on a Sunday. I feel bad for Britney's fans. It's just not true and I think you all are going to be ultimately disappointed in this person that you hold up on a pedistal. She has fallen from grace and is going to have to work her ass off to ever come back. I'm worried how she'll take it when all her money is gone and she looks back at this time with major regret. Then she'll need to be on suicide watch.

It is not blood it is a urine TEST! and you can tell within hours

I smell shit. Oh wait it's just x17 licking brits ass again. I heard different on the news. I heard she has missed all of her drug test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:25 You are so right! Why doesn't she have AAA road service like every other schmuck in America? With her means she can afford a driver AND tinted windows. She's lucky those foreigners put the tire on properly and that it didn't just fall off while she was driving.

As usual we need to go to a DIFFERENT place to get REAL news. X17 loves to post a bunch of sugarcoated bullshit about Britney because they know it pisses everybody off and then we post. They're not stupid. They do WHATEVER it takes to make $$$$$$$.

What I want to know is why she only saw her kids for a short time (Aww how sweet, they say here)? Why didn't she have them all day like she was supposed to? Isn't everything supposed to be about the kids? They were glossed over here in favor of boob and crotch shots and the revelation that she went to Starbucks and Rite Aid. Whatever. The truth will and always does come out.

I KNEW SHE WAS CLEAN! FUCK YOU HATERS! TEAM BRITNEY!

britney darling.you need to wear panties or you are going to get A YEAST INFECTION . THEY ARE NASTY.,. TRY TO WASH .ASLO, WASH YOUR FACE WITH PROACTIVE. I SEE THAT YOU HAVE NASTY BREAK OUT. AS A MAKEUP ARTIST. YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOUR FACE IS FLAWLESS. LOL. ALSO MAKE SURE TO GENTLY WASH YOUR VIRGINA CLEAN USE A DOUCHE AFTER SEX WINK WINK :)

Ryan. Man are you stupid. She is not clean. She failed again you moron. And as for the TEAM BRITNEY, yea, all three of you, lol.

my name is daniel I'M FROM BARZIL and I love so much britney.
add me in the msn
thehookupdaniel@hotmail.com
thanks

my name is daniel I'M FROM BARZIL and I love so much britney.
add me in the msn
thehookupdaniel@hotmail.com
thanks

daniel is a pedophile. He is in to little ones in Brazil. He is sicko and you should watch out for him. What he does not tell you is that he loves the Britney from the MMC show. He is a major pervert and he knows it. He is surfing the net right now to find more victims for his sick self.

It is also documented by photogs that she said she had her kids back.

I don't believe anything that druggie Britfreak or x17 says.
I DO believe what the judge said.

X17s source is Britney - remember how she thought she already had custody of the kids? She also thinks she passed the urine test just because she hit the cup!

I hope the judge reads these sites.

don't need say this.
I love britney like you

don't need say this.
I love britney like you

don't need say this.
I love britney like you

certain drugs on take 72 hours to flush out of your body.

If she's not on drugs, then she really IS a mental case. Geez, at least with drugs, she would have had an excuse. This is really sad news.

Sorry, I meant urine. Either way, the judge is going to do a more extensive look into the drug thing than pee in a cup and two seconds later you get the all clear to get your kids, which Britney is claiming. I don't know any judge that works on a weekend and nothing better show up tomorrow on this stupid site about it either. Columbus Day, offices closed.

For the idiots that are still talking shit about the drug test... morons, drugs remain in the system for a while. Drug tests used in court can detect drugs in the system for drug usage up to 120 days prior... She's going thru depression.. she needs HELP! Maybe with her mother at her side she will seek the mental help she needs.

smack, crack, meth mmmmmmm smells like.. deportação, banimento, desterro, expulsão. seeeeeeya fuckers

Umm.. why is her dog wearing a santa hat in some of the pictures???

she calls the police because she got a flat tire?
i didn't know the cops provided AAA service as well
tax dollars at waste

fghfdg

fat whore??

your hat is just perfect britney, its like a walking advertisment that lets everyone know you're a fuckin bird with a birdbrain

There is NO WAY they could have gotten the results back the same day.
Don't know what X17 problem is but this is NOT reliable reporting. Just spinnin' and lyin". She's got to be paying them. there's just no other explanation. I will NEVER buy anything advertised on here. That's the only other way they make their money (besides brit, of course). Maybe if we just keep using their lousy website without them benefiting from it, they'll eventually shut down. This is worse than the Nat'l Enquirer used to be.

There is NO WAY they could have gotten the results back the same day.
Don't know what X17 problem is but this is NOT reliable reporting. Just spinnin' and lyin". She's got to be paying them. there's just no other explanation. I will NEVER buy anything advertised on here. That's the only other way they make their money (besides brit, of course). Maybe if we just keep using their lousy website without them benefiting from it, they'll eventually shut down. This is worse than the Nat'l Enquirer used to be.

Just an FYI - They can get the drug test results immediately. This is what I do every day at my job so I do know that. But, someone mentioned that she is probably "clean" because she dodged the tests last week and got anything out of her system (other than marijuana, most drugs are out of your body in 48 hours or so). I'd buy that theory. ...So, if it is not drugs - what the hell is her problem then?! I think her fame has just totally screwed her up and she is just clueless anymore.

Brit,
Get a new hat, that bird is TIRED!

why doe she never where a SET BELT????? and x17 why would you show her croch again???

KILL BRITNEY

SOME DERANGED LUNATIC OUT THERE...PLEASE KILL BRITNEY. IT WILL BE YOUR CLAIM TO FAME AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL THANK YOU.

IT WILL BE LIKE EXTERMINATING A BUG.

OMG!!! X-17 OMG!!!!!!!!!!X-17 !!!!
??? U ASK ??? if U thought I had a bad weekend??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? COMPARED 2 WHAT ??????????????????????? THIS ATTENTION WHORE??????????????????
JUST LOOK @ HER RAW RED NOSE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

OMG!!! X-17 OMG!!!!!!!!!!X-17 !!!!
??? U ASK ??? if U thought I had a bad weekend??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? COMPARED 2 WHAT ??????????????????????? THIS ATTENTION WHORE??????????????????
JUST LOOK @ HER RAW RED NOSE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Good job Brit!
So many mommys are wishing you well!
Keep up the good work!

HELLO PEOPLE! So what if her drug tests are negative (probably bought "clean" piss-you can get it anywhere) but if she was watched and it really was her piss then yes, like the other post said,most drugs are out of your system in 48hours (piss test)I say they should do a hair follicle or blood test (more accurate-impossible to tamper with)how do I know? I'm a nurse who does drug testing on a daily basis...if it's not drugs, then she really is just CRAZY and shouldn't get her kids back...gonna take more than just rehab!!!

DER DER DER!! Please cover your meth face zits before leaving the house. GROSS!!

!!! look @ her fuck'n warts on her face
!! SHE PROBABLY PICKS HER METH FACE ALL
NITE LONG........ !!!!!!!!!! SPUN, SPUN, SPUN, SPUN, TWEEK,,, TWEEKKKKKKRRR
!! SCATCHY FACED TWEEEEKKKERRRR !!!
PICK, PICK PICK......LICK , LICK, LICK... EAT, EAT,,,, EAT,,, RED RAW NOSED ATTENTION WHORE..........
!!! RED RAW NOSED..........
ATTENTION WHORE..........................................................................

anyone else notice the santa hat on her dog... uhhh WTF???

I mean dressing your dog is one thing but girl you should get with the seasons

mrs.britney jean SPEARS ma tora dar Parsia miparastim .PLZ come to our country,LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE>>>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$for u for ever(your suportes iN IRAN)

ai baba yeh mosht khareh oghdehi chi migan in fohsharo berin shashia be nanehatoon bedin keh dorost tarbiatetoon nakardan ya beh babahayeh mosaferkesheh bipooleh var shekastatoon,,,zahrehmaria ,,,beh in cheh shomaha na pool darin na honar na estedad,,,yeh mosht aSHGHAL HAR ROOZ TAZAHORAT BEH KHATERE POOLO BADBAKHTI LAJEHTOON MIGIREH YAROO SAREH KHOONEHZENDEGISH BA POOLASH HAL MIKONE....

Why do u people bother going on this web site just to diss Britney, Get a life and stop dissin her she aint done nuthin to u, ur just jealous she's got everything u aint and how can she be trailer trash when she would have more money than ul ever see or have. get a life losers. go BRITNEY keep doing what ur doing u will make it and take ur kids away from that deadbeat k-fed he's a loser.