Maybe her drugs finally kicked in! Don't worry Britney - the world isn't laughing with you, they are laughing AT YOU!

It's pretty funny to not care about your baby boys isn't it? Pathetic excuse for mother is Britney.

Shitneys a bad mother and a idiot.

BRITNEY ROCKS

Shitney is so uncouth and base. She has NO idea how to behave like a "lady" and is a terrible example for young women...not to mention for her two sons. Do you ever see her look this happy when she's with her children? Usually she looks bored and "put upon" when they're around. Self-satisfied, smug, over-indulged talentless pop-tart. Too bad she doesn't return to the Louisiana swamps.

I LOVE BRITNEY! shes hoT AND IM GLAD TO SEE HER HAPPY..UNLIKE THESE JEALOUS PEEPS THAT WASTE THEIR TIME LEAVING MESSAGES TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL GOOD BECAUSE THEIR FAT AND UGLY AND SITTING BEHIND A COMPUTER WITH NO LIFE ..WHILE BRITNEY IS LIVING HER LIFE..

BRITNEY ROCKS!!!!

6:05, I think she forgot she has boys. They will grow up to be the next Menedes Brothers, killing someone because their mother was a self absorbed cow.

This whores laughing because shes probley high on her drugs again.

CUTE CUTE CUTE

You nerds shut up, go put a pen inside your ass

HA HA to the idiot that said the "haters" are jealous. I am far from fat & ugly. In fact, I have more than Britney ever will. A husband of 20 years, children that adore me, family & friends that love me & I have NEVER embarassed them or humiliated myself. I don't have Britney's money, but I live well and don't want for anything. In fact, I would say, if anyone should be jealous, it would be Britney because she will NEVER EVER have what I do, not in a million year. Who is laughing now?

Kind of sad when her mom has a better body than she does.

omg SO CUTE

VOCÊS QUE TÃO FALANDO QUE ELA É DROGADA SÃO UM MAU AMADOS QUE TEM FOGO NO CÚ E QUEREM FICAR FAZENDO FOFOQUINHA DE QUALQUER COISA A TODO MINUTO, ENFIA UMA MANGUEIRA NO CÚ PRA VER SE O FOGO APAGA
/falay

Looks like Britney is reacting like the rest of us when someone said she was going to go on tour! See, even she is laughing because she knows there is no way in hell she can sing.

BRITNEY IS PATHETIC

Is it true kfed is back with shar?

BRITNEY IS Nº1 IN ITUNES, HATERS.

WTF ARE YOU, LOSERS?

GET A LIFE, GUYS.

She is total swamp scum and should go back to Louisiana!

Before she leaves she needs to pay back the city of Los Angeles 30 thousand dollars the amount it cost to transport her fat ass to the hospital the night of her meltdown . She can afford it and the city needs the money for the actual citizens. She is a cheap selfish slob.

Why would anyone in their right mind be jealous of his ignorant hillbilly? Other than her money, she has absolutely nothing. Her children will grow up to despise her; men use her; she has no talent; and she's uneducated. She merely takes up precious space on an already overcrowded planet. She's a very sorry excuse for a human being...

Haters only hate because their lives are so pathetic

OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT.

BYE, BYE, FACIST HATERS.

BYE, REPUBLICAN RUBBISH. GO TO YOUR CHURCHES, GUYS.

BRITNEY UP, YOU DOWN

:)

My asshole fans didn't ask questions about me being a drunk, holding Jayden hostage and sleeping is a pap scumbag. They love my fake pics. Eat up my fake sympathy act and are downloading my new craptastic studio engineered song!!!!!! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMAO!!!!!

6:42 and you think your opinion is the sh!t....blow it outta ya ASS

SHE IS HOT AND THAT IS SO TYPICAL FOR PEOPLE TO TRY TO BRING HER DOWN. SHE IS RICH AND 95% OF PEOPLE ON THIS WEB SITE ARE NOT! SO HA HA HA ..... SHE HAS CUTE KIDS ALOT IF MONEY,SUPPORT, AND BEAUTY, AND PEOPLE ARE JEALOUSE,6:42 YOU SAID BESIDES HER MONEY ...ENSINUATING THAT YOU ARE JEALOUSE OF HER MONEY SO SHUT UP. DOES YOUR BODY LOOK LIKE THAT AFTER TWO KIDS, DO YOU HAVE THE MOST DOWNLOADED SONG ON ITUNES?NO. LET HER LIVE HER LIFE ,AND LET HER BE HAPPY.GOD BLESS HER AND HER FAMILY.

6:14, I sincerely hope no one ever criticizes YOU for laughing. It must feel awful.

6:57 tell the b!tch. Hey B!TCH we dont give a cr@p about your lame ass opinion

fag

Haters..karma will get you

mommy..karma will get you

mommy why am i called special?

your the fag

jayden....yes, your special because you ROCK and people are pathetic sometimes...still there is no helping the poor and lonely

Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!

It's good to see Shit Shit smiling and laughing and obsessing over her fuly spectator pumps.

YOU BROKE BITCHES KNOW IM RIGHT! HA HA HA HA.

YOU BROKE BITCHES KNOW IM RIGHT! HA HA HA HA.

YOU BROKE BITCHES KNOW IM RIGHT! HA HA HA HA.

mommy what does screw them i'm tourin mean?

mommy says you're special too anonymous 716

She just found out that there is no way the kids could go on a tour and she won't have to scream at the maids at the top of her tar covered vocal cords "It dun shit iz britches again! Do sumthang 'bout it! NOW!"

wheeeeeeeeeee giovanni is special 2 we can be special 2gther

This whore is a joke to the world.

Its so easy to hate....

mommy can i drink from the big shiny glass bottle too? why does it smell funny mommy? why?

7:28 are you "trying" to be funny?

Shitneys a dumbass hillbilly that acts like a fool in publice.

sean say you don't love us mommy. why mommy why? i'll be good. i'll say your hot mommy. please mommy please love us.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Shitneys a bad excuse for a human being and a mother.

mommy why don't you smile at me and jayden? see my brown teeth? i'm smiling at you mommy. see?

aunt b why do the call you evil whore?

now now andy...and why are you a good excuse for anything?

wheeeeeeeeeee anonymous 740 is special 2 we can be special 2gther

LMAO

Shitneys a fat slob.

Shitney probley smells like donkey ass.

Shud yer smoke holez up Sheawn n' Jayduhn, err mommie'll git out 'er fake micruhfone cords out n' whip ya asses 'gain!

Shitney looks like crap like always.

pathetic, you use a childs name to make fun of britney...gutless c#nt

bad mommy..mean mommy...karma will get you mommy

Shitney better brush that nasty birds nest out because it always looks messy.

mommy? mommy? where are you mommy?

Shitneys ugly as hell.

This place is so boring....

yes because we did just not see her with her boys, picking them up from school. Grow up people

then you should leave, you stupid fuckwad.

mommy can jayden and me be britards? you love britards. stay and we'll be the best britards eva. please mommy please.

haha

I dun foun ou' dat win dey be teefin' I's juz dip dey mouf suckerz in dat baggie uh why powder an dey dun shud righ up!

Shitney needs to go hide her uglyass inside a garbage dumpster and never come out.

no mommy no. i don't have to go potty. let me go. i'm scareeed mommy. i want daddy.

Since this attention whore doesnt give a crap about her kids then that just proves how selfish,ignorant,low class and rude this bitch is for a mother.

fuckwad, how intelligent of you

Ⅰ always love to see pictures of Britney like this one she looks so happy with her mother...and with her kids ...but sometimes we just have to leave her alone and stop saying those bad things about her ,past is past ...she is doing great both her private life and career...so let her have a life and mind your own...see, the pictures never lies, shes happy now,so let us all be happy for her wish her the best ok,love you Britney cant wait to buy your new album ,love womanizer and the video is great...still your the best....

mommy what does you are mistakes mean?

mommy can i have ciggys like sean and you?

By the amount that she makes a public spectacle of herself, I don't exactly tend to believe she is trying to be left alone. The only ones being left alone from her are the kids and that is a good thing!

Turkey Neck

you don't love jayden and me. go bye bye mommy. go bye bye 4eva

This whore only buys stuff for herself but not her kids? What an ignorant bitch shitney is.

BRITNEY ROCKS, HATERS ARE JEALOUS

Now Jayduhn, ya'll knozit dat ya'll don git no ciggie before ya'll finish yer Tayco Bell!

britney rocks, haters are jealous

She must have just caught a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realized what a pathetic loser she is. I'm sure her kids aren't so joyful. GO HOME STUPID HICK!

britney rocks haters are jealous

britney rocks haters are jealous

sean shut up

I guess when you're a tween and live under your parent's roof, on an allowance, and have no right of legal self determination, there could be some form of petty jealousy.

i hate you meanie mommy. no more flash flash. you go bye bye 4eva.

Shitneys dumb as hell.

ha ha 8:20

Shitney should go hide under a rock and never come out.

Yep, mom is so happy!! She has her daughter whoring out her naked body again to keep the money train rolling. Too bad this is the only way Shitney can make a living for the classless hillbillies she supports.

Shitneys fat as hell.

nannie say jayden and me don’t have to be britards. go away mean mommy. we don't want you 2. go away 4eva.

Shitneys a bigger slut for a mother.

Shut up already, Jayden! Or she'll lock you in the closet again with all her dead doggies and make you drink an entire bottle of Nyquil again!

Lynne has that shit eating grin on like
" We got over on y'all" We be a bunch of hillbillies that came to Hollywood with no talent and y'all bought it fools. Now we got a bunch of money "

Shitneys making an ass out of herself acting like a retarded hillbilly slut fool.

you guys say all this stupid shit and nothing changes

she still famous and you guys are still losers just leaving comments on somebody much more richer and famous than you..

when you die tommrow you can say you spent your time wrting shit about somebodys else life..

what wa waste of time

OMG britney is HUMAN & trying to "relax" by getting her nails done while hanging out with her mother which i'm sure she loves (which even tho i'm a fan i think her mom kinda uses her) give the girl a fuckin' break!!! Some of you douchebags need to grow up & get a life aka job

Nothing changes because Shitney's an idiot and will keep making mistakes because that's all she knows!

andy have you ever had sex

no mommy no. i be good. no go potty. no doggy bites. no sleepy. wahhhhhhhhh go daddy. wahhhhhhhhh please mommy please.

Yes, jojo, she's busy getting her fingernail snacks again! They'll be chewed to shreds by tomorrow.

RIGHT ON 8:32....ha ha ha you are spot on

jayden and me run away. run away home. nannie and daddy save us. bad mommy bad mommy. go away 4eva and eva.

I feel like Hollywood has turned into
"Hillbillie Nation"

This whore will never change because shitney will always be a slutty whore like the whore she is right now. Shitney probley bitches alot at her kids, no wonder her kids hate fat ugly shitney because she bitches alot at them.

leave jojo alone you turd muncher

Shitney needs to be locked up in jail for getting rid of her own kids.

andy are you a slutty whore?

Britard, don't you have a G.E.D. to struggle over or something? You'll never makes 2nd assistant grave yard shift manager at Burger King without one!

8:43pm, NO

make

Andy, watch out! Someone's trying to make the moves on you!

andy have you been to jail?

Does this mother of 2 have no shame. She is totally classless and disgusting . Like mother like daughter

8:48pm The 22nd, Britard why are you asking me so many stupid questions like that?

mommy sean say you love scary boys more than us. sean say you go flash flash when grandpa go bye bye. i go now. go run away. go hide. not seek me mommy. i only hide. you go bye bye 4eva. ok mommy? you go 4eva. i go hide.

8:48pm The 1st, Really? Well Im logging off now because I have to get to bed because Im not gonna stay on all night listening to this stupid britard asking stupid questions so goodnight!

Whoever is doing the little kid talk REALLY NEEDS TO GROW UP. Please. Thank you.

how do you know I am a britard andy, are you a whore?

She won't keep the weight off hitting the Starbucks regularly like she's starting to again.

aunt b what does evil whore mean? can i be one when i grow up?

the little kid talking is andy wishing she had children

For the last time, shut up Jayden! If she finds us hiding under the bed again, she'll make you wear that dress and make up again!

ask grandma maddie.

8:54pm YOU really are ANOYING as hell and Im not going to respond to your stupid questions that doesnt make sense at all so you could do me a favor by shutting the hell up or just go to hell JACKASS. Im not gonna stay on all night listening to your stupid act.GOODNIGHT JACKASS!

I think some of you people on here have serious mental issue's

oh dear andy, I was hoping to make you one of my working girls.

nooooooooooo i hate it. no girly dress. no smeary goo. no pink doggy hair. wahhhhhhhhh

andy, who have you had sex with?

Ssssshhhhhh!! I can feel her hoofsteps nearby!!!!!

sean preston are you gay?

mommy scare me tha way she can take her hair off at the end of the day an hang it up.

No you dolt! That would be Jayden!

no no no no no no. hold hands sean. we ruuuun. go hide. no seek. only hide. we ruuuun far far away. we ruuuun to nannie and daddy.

Jayden, I thought it scared you more when she puts her hair on you?

lol

i thought you were both little fags

Jayden, I feel really sorry for you bro! She's still pissed that you weren't born a girl! Really pissed! That's why she plays with you like you are a bad dolly!

I think the person writing for both sean and jayden is a gay as a cart load of monkeys...thats pretty gay

Pssssst! Jayden! If you talk like an adult, she won't understand what you're saying!

no bad dolly no. mean mommy say she make me special. no want to be special. daddy say i'm good boy. good good boy. nannie daddy sean love me. me love nannie daddy sean.

your brain is so small, this must be making you laugh. I think your gay

Jayden, if you crap yourself again, she'll get tired of calling the nannie to fix it and will send us back to Daddy!

mommy, when you get done getting your nails done, going to McDonalds, going to get frappachino, going shopping, going to da gym, going to back to McDonalds, going back to da mall, going to KFC, picking up your meds, going to da doctor, going back to McDonalds, going to yer production company, going back for another frapachino, taking aunt Jamie to the OB doctor, then going back to McDonalds, can you come see us at nannies house?

lol

You forgot the smoking and Redbull

mommy why did you make pukie on jayden and me? why mommy why?

this is not funny...

Jayden, stop eating the paste bro. It's ok. We'll back back at Daddy's again in a few short hours. Here, bite on this popsicle stick between your teeth when she picks you up by your arm again. It helps, trust me on that! I know!

when you gonna make another ambulance come to da house so we can see da pretty flashing lights again mommy?

Jayden, stop eating the paste bro. It's ok. We'll be back at Daddy's again in a few short hours. Here, bite on this popsicle stick between your teeth when she picks you up by your arm again. It helps, trust me on that! I know!

I wonder if she showed them her new video

sean what is vah jay jay? friend give shiny picture to me. say mommy show all vah jay jay. it look scary. look you see?

so a vah jay jay is raw hamberger?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yeah, I remember that hell hole! I remember having to constantly dodge these battering rams when I was in there. Then mommie would drink, smoke, and snort something and I just wouldn't care as much.

it look scary. see.

lmfao

ok this place is fucking spastic like the person writing as her children

After you see it the first hundred times or so, it won't matter as much when they tease you at school with pictures of it!

what are all those bubbles around the vah jay jay. they look like da bubbles I get everytime I burn myself on mommies lighters. I think mommy called them blisters.

no no no no no no it look scary. i don't want to see. 2 scary. bad dreams. make go away 4eva.

Uncle Addie tried to make us a brother, but mommie decided to give him an early eviction! But the way it looks for you Jayden, you'll never see one of those anyway.

mommy say go get vitamins good. she say good only for girlie bits. i try to make mommy smile. i go get. she no smile. she drink big shiny glass bottle. she smile. go nite nite.

cept dose blisters have icky stuff oozing out of dem

Looks just as psychotic in a gurney.

Hey, it's not all bad down there, Jayden! Where do you think I got my pet hermit crabs from?

spastics

sean not like mommy vah jay jay not scary?

Watch out Jayden, if she sneaks more or spits them back out behind Grumpa's back, we're going to have to find a really good place to hide from her! I know a place she'll never look! It's called a cleaning closet!

holy fucking shit you guys ran the britards out!!!!!

I dont understand your mentality

mommy, why daddy say we have 1/2 bother an sista. they don't look like 1/2 people...they look like whole people to me. cept dey are same color as da nanny instead same color as us.

Jayden, I'm just glad she doesn't hardly ever pick me up and only when the cameras are around! That area smells like rotten fish and uncle Addie's goatee wax!

sean what does mangled meat curtain mean?

Jayden, I've got to run for a few. The RJ Reynold's truck is backing up and I'm down to my last carton! Want me to get a carton for you?

no no no no no no. sean we go hide panty drawer. she no open. she no look. we be safe. she no find us 4eva.

see if da driver will let us sit on his lap while he drives like mommy does.

jayden thats what my head is made of

sean i want smokie 2 yay

sean boy say mommy mangled meat curtain show funny. he stick finger down throat. what does mangled meat curtain mean?

jayden don't look! mommy's mangled meat curtain will make you go blind.

ok sean i no look. no like scary.

she is gorgeous,
i am looking for a girl like her.
check out my pics @ sportinglove. c om
nice girls.

Shitney is so uncouth and base. She has NO idea how to behave like a "lady" and is a terrible example for young women...not to mention for her two sons. Do you ever see her look this happy when she's with her children? Usually she looks bored and "put upon" when they're around. Self-satisfied, smug, over-indulged talentless pop-tart. Too bad she doesn't return to the Louisiana swamps.
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How very tru, 6:05. My thoughts exactly.

And as to what made Barfney laugh - why of course, it was knowing that the paps were outside. Her moves and expressions are, as always, insincere, fake, exaggerated and totally stupid.

Her mom is 53 and has had 3 kids and has a far better body than Retardney.

Retardney should have her BRAINS done, not her nails. She chews off the nails in less than one day anyway. Maybe a new brain would last her for a week?

The stupid redneck slut is famous? Really? Famous for what - for not even being able to wash and comb her hair?

Or for not having any own hair left?

Or did you mean for whoring, having mental breakdowns, abusing her kids, repeatedly showing her smelly genitalia, f*cking a pap, takign drugs, abandoning her kids or being a selfish stupid slut from the gutter and the biggest, most disgusting scum in this Universe?

Look at how thin Brit looks, she looks great.

How many years before we find out why Britney is not trusted to be alone with her kids? What happened at her meltdown? Was Jayden in real danger?

mommy, why it it that we have a nanny at your house and no nanny at daddy's house when we are at daddy's house 90% of the time?

ETs , spirits?
The very same stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

she still famous and you guys are still losers just leaving comments on somebody much more richer and famous than you..
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Jeffery Dahmer
Charles Manson
Ted Bundy
Scott Peterson
Susan Smith

Does a laughing stock usually have the #1 song in iTunes for over a week? No, they don't.

1050

Not sure about the "laughing stock" having #1 songs on iTunes, but Mentally Ill, Pink Wig wearing, Lighter Stealing, Vag Flashing, Road Raging, Hostage Takers can!

Hope she gets probation and cant leave the county when the tour comes. Ahh heck, I hope for the boys sake she can go FAR FAR AWAY!

Jeffrey Dahmer, Charlie Manson, Ted Bundy, Scott Peterson, and Susan Smith would all be better parents than Britney.

britney is number 1 . you haters are loser

haters eat my shit

I love to see HATERS Wasting time with someone who CagA And ANDA for them

Hahahahahaha

BRITNEY WHY NOT GO TO SLEEP YOU SPEAKING HER EVIL ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bunch of unemployed

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhh. That made sense. Almost a full sentence that time.

2:11, 2:50, Yoda been teaching you hooked on phonics?

Most likely, she is heavy on the meds.
Britney has highs and lows. She will hit her low right after her new cd tanks.

Womanizer will fall off the Top 100 fast. Her last cd was better - and it only made it for 21 weeks on the Top 100. That's pathetic. This one will be worse. The 1st week will be the only good one, then it's downhill fast.

OK losers, Shitney is NOT #1 on itunes... BETTER CASH YOUR WAL-MART PAYCHECKS AND START BUYING IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN. I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO PLAN HER TOUR AND REALIZE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HER LIP SYNC LIVE ON STAGE.... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE WHOLE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS WHAT SHE REALLY SOUNDS LIKE... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND IT AINT PERTY......BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHA ALL THE ALLOWANCE SHE WASTED ON THEM THERE VOICE LESSONS YA'LL BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VOICE LESSONS... ALLOWANCE...BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHAHAH AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BITCHES HER SONG IS ALREADY SLIDING DOWN THE ITUNES CHART AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN OUT A WEEK !!!!!! WHERE DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS ??? OFF THE TOP 100 THATS WHERE. SORRY BRITARDS, YOU BETTER GATHER THE OTHER 4 BRITARDS AND START CLICKING THAT BUY BUTTON AGAIN. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TO BUY THAT NEW BARBIE UNTILL NEXT WEEK.

Sorry Shitards but Itunes and the billboard top 100 DONT give out PITY AWARDS like mtv did. SHE WILL HAVE TO EARN HER SPOT THERE AND BY GOLLY SHE IS ALREADY SLIDING RIGHT ON DOWN THAT CHART. SUPRISE SUPRISE.BOTTTOM 200 HERE SHE COMES. UNTALENTED SKANK CAN ONLY SELL SONGS TO A COUPLE OF RETARDS WHOS PARENTS ARE PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH AGAIN SO THEY HAVE NO PARENTAL SUPERVISION.

Very Nice.

I'm convinced that "crazy" was just an excuse to keep her out of jail for abusing her children. She disgusts me.

I'm convinced that "crazy" was just an excuse to keep her out of jail for abusing her children. She disgusts me.

5:25 Agree 1000%..nothing more than a bull shit excuse or you know Lynn would have sold the story to the HIGHEST BIDDER $$$$$$ as soon as it was confirmed. The title would have read "My baby is b-polar y'all, that's why she abused and then abandoned her own babies y'all "

Why is she laughing? She's probably thrilled that she doesn't have to worry about raising her children and she can live her stupid, talentless life without them. Pitiful thing she is.

OMG She is such a sweet girl I like her laugh, she is in a great shape now!!! Go Britney you are awesome

Awww! I LOVE her smile! You look awesome, B! Keep on Rockin' Baby!

Anyone who actually believes she doesn't care for her children is insane.. there are millions of women out there (drug addicts and mentally ill woman- not saying she is either.. BUT) They do not NOT love their kids.. I work with addicts and mentally ill women EVERYDAY! As well as everyday woman who are just preoccupied with everday life, the addicts and the mentally insane show more remorse for every single thing that ever happens to their children than most of the everyday women who are more concerned with their careers and their jobs.. I have no doubt in my mind Britney loves her children, sometimes bad things happen to people who otherwise are big-hearted and would give you the shirt off their back, Britney is one of these people! She is NOT half as bad as a mother as you all make her out to be and it isn't fair.. Gaining back custody is not a quick process, it takes time, especially when one is under a conservator. She has been doing wonderfully from what I have seen.. I don't understand why that is a reason to poke fun of her?

They must know that if those legal and medical records ever leak out, they are completely screwed and that is why they are so desperate to hide them from the public!
What ever it was, it was bad enough to award full time custody to Kfed AND to restrict her from even being alone with her kids for even a single minu