Why Britney Wants A Stripper Pole In Her Hotel Room

Successful comeback and lookin good Brit! Now try to get your kids back from K-Fat

worthless, no talent, skank

Daily Mail is about as accurate as X17. What's the matter guys ? Schlindsay's trainwreck life is just not generated the hits that this pop icon does huh? Too bad girlfriend has gotten it together, you're stuck with t

I don't care.

The skank wants to practice for her next assignment/"job". Then it will be pornography, her true aspiration and love.

She wants to be able to rub the pole between her legs since she hasn't had sex in over a year. She's such an obese, talentless sow. Her "singing voice" makes me want to cringe. She's almost 30 and she stills sings in that creepy baby voice.

It is a great workout - I can't blame her for not wanting to do it in public - imagine the shutter flutter that would take place.
I don't see how her dad can restrict this - he isn't in control of every little thing.

Well the skanky ass ho is professional stripper so why shouldn't she have her own ho pole?

Lez-Babe 9:28 am
I totally agree. Whenever I accidentally hear her retarded, creepy baby voice, it's so irritating. I guess she thinks she's still 16.

She can't help how her voice sounds. Can you change the way yours sounds? No, its whatever we're born with.

9:42 Hey nimrod, her grunting and baby voice are a singing style. Shes way too old for that singing style.

9:42

(1) I don't charge people money and make a fortune "singing" with a horrible voice like Britney does. What a ripoff! What fools her few fans are. Most people go see her because she's so weird and dumb, perfect for a circus show. LMAO

(2) Your low IQ cow goddess has plenty of money to pay for voice lessons!

Let's see. She is a 27 year old woman, why do we care what her daddy thinks? If she can't even control something this simple in her life is doesnt say much about her mental state. You would think by this point she would have control over her life. A woman pushing 30 that is controlled by her father is obviously not very stable at all.

Please install a shower in her room. And someone to show her how to use it.

10 am
Slutney can be a child all her life even though she's the mother of two. She likes someone else being responsible for her. She's not a real woman but a dumb, immature bimbo.

10:11 she's not the only untalented superstar out there, but she is laughing all the way to the bank, again

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA!!!!

She's finding out what her true destiny should be, a backwoods renta-ho hanging hands free on the big brass penis!

10:18 All her lawyers are laughing even harder, on their way to the bank. Keep screwing up psycho biatch! No matter how many freak shows you perform you'll always be one step ahead of bankruptcy.

ROFL

She is such a whore. Who knew losing your mind could turn you into the porno queen.Anyhow she needs to lose more weight to keep that big fat nasty puussssyyyy from hangin out again....SCARY SHIT.

8:59 You as big a joke a Shitney herself. SITARDS, SHE IS NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRR going to get her kids back !!! DONT YOU STUPID F U C K S GET IT ????????? SHE IS F U C K I N G INSANE !!!!!!!!!

10:59 what's a sitard? looks like you're the big joke.

so nice to see her getting herself back together ... the tour is a HUGE success. Brit Brit didn't burn her bridges and had major stars pulling her her & helping her, proving she is simply a human being who went thru a bad time. Schlinday Blohan on the other hand treated people like chit, was pompous and hateful thus is promoting her skeletor body and spray tan ... oh and her little sister's backside...anything for a photo op... pathetic. hee hee hee

I really don't think it's any of our business but I'm sure the hypocritical haters will have something to say since they care so much about her!

Lindsay never barracaded herself in her bathroom with a child with her tits hanging out. She has also never been carted off in an ambulance in front of 2 little boys who were no doubt scared shitless. People are paying money to see a true crazy put on a freak show. Rock out with your co*cks out motherfu*ckers! Shitney the fat fu*ck is so stupid she can't even act her age, behave like a good mom or even pretend to have any class. She'll always be an obese hillbilly with zero talent and a sailor's mouth.

lol, someone has their panties twisted !

"how I met your mother"
HUGE "candies" endorsement deal
worldwide tour
2 #1 selling albums in 2 years VS.

spray tan.
leggings ........... um um um

um.............

lol

"how I met your mother"
HUGE "candies" endorsement deal
worldwide tour
2 #1 selling albums in 2 years VS.

spray tan.
leggings ........... um um um

um.............

lol

11:09 Major Stars ??? Whore Hilton and Nicole Richey and the Porn sistas with big sista Kim K ???
BWAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA A AHAHAHA

Yeah, A listers, uh huh whatever you losers say.

11:26 Donte WASTE your breath. A judge AGAIN just basiclly declared the stripper clown insane and these losers who call themselves fans ?? Well they speak for themselves. Geeks Dykes Fags and Lesbos. You know the kids that were locked in the gym locker. Just dont waste your breath they still think this is Slutneys fansite. Why these losers dont post there I dont know. I mean she only gets 12 or 13 comments on her offical website Whats up with that ??WOULD A BRITARD PLEASE EXPLAINE TO ME WHY THE BRITARDS DONT GO AND POST ON HER WEBSITE ???????????????????????????

Madonna
Rihanna
Heidi
Christina
Rosie
lots of others too many to name went to see her show so far ... you are wayyyy off 11:36 by the way I am not 11:09 just throwing in my opinion
I just wonder how many of them are clearing their schedules for Lindsay's big TV premier of Labor Pains

11:35 Hmmmmmmmmm losing your mind your kids your freedom and giving all your hard earned money to daddy and all your lawyers while you get allowance at 27.

vs

a FREE single RICH (who cares what she does she has more than u ever will ) who never abused her kids.

11:41 Oh, my bad, a couple more Dlisters showed up, oh gee golly.

abncran why are you multi-posting as anonymous???? And you forgot to mention Shitney's hit movies. LMFAO!

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR TAMPONS OUT MOTHERFUCKERS!

Britney said she overheard Perez Hilton talking about how much he loves all the abuse he takes in his ass

She'll perform topless on her stripper pole for her two little boo boos no doubt.

Look what mommy can do yall

She wants to stay sexy!She wants to be the sexiest!Everything around her world is about sex!Her show her style the way she dresses herself!It's the only thing she is concern about!Staying on top of magazine earning monney and trying to get back her boys but she is stocked!She is to rich and her dad will never let her become free again!Britney isn't strong enough and mature enough to get back her own life on her hand again!I feel sorry for her.If she carry on like this she will finish like Ana Nicola Smith!She will become more and more ridiculus with time and nobody will care one day!

Shitney has set the bar really low for her sons. When they grow up they'll both be content to settle for strippers, hos, white trash and the criminally insane. Way to go, momma Shitney!

The littel Disney gril is becoming a porno gril!Nice!

11:35 We know when it's you Britney.

I miss bald Britney. Shes way more fun than stripper Britney.

Cinderella: [singing] A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep. Have faith in your dreams, and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.

imdb

Some of you all are sad. Nothing else needs to be said. If you have the time to post over and over on these web sites, than you need a life.

Than again, I'm sure none of you have any friends. So you probably think shredding someone like Britney Spears is gonna make you feel better. It won't. And dont claim to hate her, when in essence you're supporting her by commenting.

Not only are you idiots lonely, but you dont posess cognitive thought! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It makes me feel better to shred Britney Spears. She's such an easy target to make fun of. Trashing the hillbilly slut makes me happy. Happy happy happy! See how im smiling!

1:23 And the Shitney fans who do the same , they have lives I suppose ?? So because you faggots like Slutney that means you have a life ???? Dont be ridiculous and hypocritical.

1:50, i dont think that was just for you, that poster said "some of you all". that doesnt mean he or she meant fans like myself or people like you. learn to read, britard...

Ok an ugly vulgar can apy to get on cover of magazine with her monkey family behind and we can't say what we thing?How about press freedom!We have friends and we aren't lonely, but i guess it's you Britney's agent who are in charge of defending this count!Go on do your job but don't judge people!Yes not everybody likes Britney!She became half nuts!

Britney's dad is her posse.

Who else will assum a nuts like her?Must be her family!Look at Sam and the other, everybody only were after her monney and now even her own dad!

1:23 pm 5/1/09
The saddest people with one of the most difficult job in the world are the ones who are trying to prop Slutney up.....hahahaha.

One of the most difficult jobS in the world is to try to make Slutney look good, especially after all she's said and done.........lolol.

fatney is a whore, I feel sorry for her kids.

She sounds like a 12 year old and looks like a 42 year old. Haggard whore. How has she aged so much?

Put her badly aging face on ciggs & girls will quit smoking.

Brits thighs are really masculine and so is her neck. is she on steroids or a male
hormone supplement?

Eminem's new video uses a Brit tranny to punch Aiden in the face. The tranny looks more like a woman then Brit does. Too bad, so sad.

JEALOUS PEOPLE MAKING UP LIES! ALL LIES

DESPERATE FANS MAKING UP LIES! ALL LIES

She has the most disgusting legs I have
ever seen on a female. Short, stumpy and
chunky like a wrestler.

Hulkney Smears

Poor manless Slutney. Not only are her thighs and neck are big and masculine --- her shoulders and back are, too. Her natural boobs are small and hang, probably from too many boob jobs gone wrong. I guess that's what happens to a woman when she doesn't live a clean-cut, morally upright life. Yuk.

Poor, no life britards. Not only do these haters not have lives --- but you make fools out of yourselves by posting here everyday. Your once funny jokes now suck and play on repeat, probably from too many games of World of Warcraft gone wrong. I guess that's what happens to a loser when they dont live their own, actual life. Ouch.

I would like to issue a retraction of all "comments" posted by Anonymous from May 1, 2009 9:00 AM to May 1, 2009 8:20 PM on this web page. The authors have made mistaken assertions about Britney.

A correct analysis of the data showed the authors had no supporting data to validate their assumptions.

Thank You for reading X17 comments...

'Amicu certus in re incerta cernitur'.

'A friend in need is a friend indeed.' = 'Someone who helps you when you are in need is a true friend'

So you still think that's somehow funny 9:08? Douche!

Quintus Ennius, the Latin to English translation is “A true friend is discerned during an uncertain matter”. Nice comment! :D

So you still think that's somehow funny 9:08? Douche!

Why are you having such a strong reaction? I thought the master apologist/digital magic eraser comment was clever. The person disagrees with the comments and expressed their opinion in one comment. Personally, I scroll past the gushing praise and mean spirited comments because it is usually difficult to have a decent discussion with a person who holds extreme views.

^Milktoast pansy!

^Milktoast pansy!

Hmmm, you’re a slightly less likable old curmudgeon tonight!

?

10:34 No thanks, I don't like games.

'Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known' – Carl Sagan

She looks amazing!

no1currrrr

Slag pole

First of all pole dancing is a great workout. Second Britney has a man in her life that she has love with. You people are a bunch of slow coaches aren't you. If you paid close attention you would see the man that she looks at and looks at her with love and the man that takes care of her and it is not her Daddy like some of you vulgar desperate people who want to run her down to sound cute or smart or funny say. But there is a man. I saw them at the show looking at each other and I suspected before but I now know. And furthermore she is an entertainer and millions, not few go to see her. She may not be your preference but I think for most of you she is. You have obsessions with her. You know a lot about Britney that come here a lot. I have not visited with you in a very very long time and the same silly children are here saying stupid things. She has proven herself. This is quite a tour. There is nothing you can say or do to change that. The conservatorship will end soon. It was entered into for her protection but she has her children, her career and her life is fairing much nicer than yours. Her father is not on tour with her much of the time. I know you all know this. But I am here to tell you anyway. She is Britney and you will not change her achievements and accomplishments. Do not even start about your child abuse silly stuff. There is not any one that has said that publicly. She was drugged. Why don't some of you all go hang with Lutfi and see what he does to you. So what if she is an addict. So are millions. But she is clean. That is all that matters. One day at a time. She's happy. You are not.

...but she is still a stripper slut whore

When has she stripped for you, or had sex with you.,,you people claim photos are photoshopped when she looks good but when there is a bad photo you say look how bad she looks. How do you look in all your photos. She is a pretty woman. She has appeal. That is all that matters. Having sex with her is nobody's business but hers and whoever she is sleeping with. So you calling her a slutwhore without ever having proof of this is just talk and a stripper..she is an entertainer and a damn good one and you know it. And you wish you had such talent to be able to sell your image the way she has over the years. She is a person with a personal life. The Britney on stage is an image, as in almost all in Hollywood. They are acting. What you see most of the time is performing. This show requires her to do everything on precision and you could not do it nor could you sing or sell millions of albums like she has. Think what you want but I disagree with you. She is phenomenal and you are not.

It's her job dancing all the day!Hoffently she is doing it well!!!When you are paid to dance in front of a miror all day of course, you are supposed to improve!!!!Britney is dancing since her 15 years old!This isn't an argument saying she is fantastic!!!!Keep any person even Kevin the looser and anybody could dance!Now what people don't like about Britney is that she is a stupid chick who even doesn't know where she is singing mixing capital saying things like her pussy is hanging out!!!She is a rude silly unplaisant star who is only thinking about monney!She never cared about anything else than herself and now she isn't shining respect anymore!She is copying Madonna and is becoming a porno star slowely!Soon she will do it this woman hasn't got any respect for the other even worse for herself!!!If she was talented she wouldn't have to be half nacked to sell her million!In the sex industry yes monney it's easy but don't call her a brillant singer!!!

"But she is clean." hahahaha Too funny.

HAHAHEHEHAHAHO !!!!!
first she got a baby voice wether you like it or not , and second thoughts since "hot as ice" i didn't hear any song where her voice is like a baby , so stop trying to find excuse to hate on her womanizer(not baby voice) circus(not baby voice) if u seek amy(not baby voice) and by the way all those retarded who come to write bad comment are truly retarded and have no life . AND BY THE WAY ALL THE HATERS ARE BEGGING TO IF U SEEK BRITNEY , HAHAH THIS SOnG IS DEDICATEd TO YOU BITCHES !!!! OMG WOW HER ELGS ARE FUCKING AMAZING BEST LEGS EVER , HER BODY IS AMAZING DAMN HOW DID SHE GET IT BACK !!!! WELL NO SURPRISE SHE IS THE NUMBER 4 SEXIEST WOMAN !

LOVE HER HATE HER SAY WHAT U WANT ABOUT HER ALL THE BOYS AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE BEGGING TO IF U SEEK BRITNEY AND LOVE HER HATE HER BUT CAN'T U SEE WHAT SHE SEE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY LIFE BUT BRITNEY AND ALL HER FANS DOES ! LALALALALALALA LALALALALALAL

seriously all the haters don't have any life ! but i will pray for u ! not !

and by the way stripping became one of the way to workout so nothing is worng about it !

BRITNEY SPEARS ROCKS !!!!! SHE IS THE BEST !

Does the puppet master sit at the end of the bed telling her when to moan, bite her lip, thrust her hips? Really, like does she get humping instructions?

Fans are pathetic!Even when it's obvious they will still make as if they won't see the drama!Ugly fat stupid woman can only attract people like her so im glad not suppoting a singer like her!I will never pay so that much to go to see a depressed untalent chicken hold by 150 behind to be able to look like a "star"!!!Yes she is 1 but how many people behind are working on that to make her not falling down????A real star doesn't need 5 spy100 of adiviser a dad behind ect!!!She is a mental and people are only using her to earn monney!If she was so fantastic men would beat themself to marry her and nobody want a Brtiney Spears with her Nevroses ect!!!

Shes using it to masturbate with i think. Hopefully she will showcase some of her new techniques on tour.

Britney looks like a dog without air-brushed make-up, wig, fancy costumes, special lights, etc., etc. She's as phony as a 3 dollar bill.

Brit you looks like very sexy.. love u kiss muahhhhhh..

Shitney is a HAG!!!!!

Britney is the best.

Fugly nutjob! Have fun living on restriction like an unruly preteen that's been grounded, you dumb cow!

Thats the best pic of Britney that i've seen in ages. Love the jacket! Who designed it? She looks comfortable and happy!