X17 XCLUSIVE: Brit Bares Her Back!

simply the best!!!

where jamie lynn

poor brit why does she allways have to have crazy hair.
her dad needs to get her a full time hair person it would help her carrer/

She looks fabulous! No back flab at all.

Shitney's still got a big, beefy quarterbackish neck and back and to wear a top/dress like this merely accentuates the problem. She's look better is a T-shirt with short cap sleeves that would cover up her manly physique.

The rat's nest hairdo is atrocious.

Wonderful to see that adorable egocentric, smug, self-satisfied expression on "Queen B's" face once again. A "normal" 27-year old woman who has been stripped of all legal rights AND custody of her children would be mortified and ashamed, but not Shitney. Her selfish priorities are totally askew and sooner or later she's going to pay the price. While she's busily preparing her "comeback Circus Tour", her sons are growing up and learning to live without a mother. But she'll always have her "daddy" to care for her....

her skin is so bad so much damage...its like a permanent red freckly and skin taby...and yea she does havee a thick bod....get laser on your skin and start wearing sun screan or you will look like you leather face mom soon

Well, Kevin has full custody of Britney's kids now for life, and Jamie has full custody of Britney for life, lol.

The funny part is that Brintey's two babies have more freedom and rights then Britney does!

Well, that is poetic justice. Britney is pure shit and deserves all the misseray she will keep getting, lol.

haha

did she have to turn sideways in order to move? Such a tiny space for such huge man shoulders. Nice hair....and face.lol.

BRITNEY SPEARS: A PASSENGER IN HER OWN LIFE

Papers were filed Monday with the L.A. Superior Court that have pretty well sealed the fate of one Britney Spears, who from now on will no longer be the captain of her own ship. That’s right - Daddy’s got control, and he’s going to keep it.

Jamie Spears has officially been awarded permanent conservatorship, or guardianship, of daughter Britney. He’ll determine what to do with her finances, career and personal life from now on…until the agreement is severed through death or the court system. Spears now has the legal right to pull the strings on Brit’s life, even to “restrict and limit visitors by any means.”

Seriously, does this sound a little ominous to anyone else?

Jamie Spears reportedly received a raise for his guardianship role recently, getting bumped up to $75 per hour. The raise gave him an income hike of about $51,000 annually. Now, he makes around 16 large per month just to hold Brit’s hand, tell her what to do and in general run her life. Basically, he’s getting paid to take care of his daughter.

...Is it me, or is that weird?

Lord Acton’s words from 1887 are often paraphrased into a famous quote which I think is relevant here:

“Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

WHERE'S SAM LUFTI???

Britney will die soon, then the world will party, lol.

dance studio? for what?

ohhhhh yeah...she's still pretending she's a dancer...hehehehe...

Poor Britney, "daddy" now has permanent conrol of every aspect of Britney life for ever, and ever, lol.

Oh lookie, it's Britney Spears, the mental retard. Can't even take a crap without handlers to help her, lol.

Poor Britney, she does not have a brain!

Bitch can't handle her own life at all. Papa now runs her ass for life and can do what he wants with her.

Sticking to her Newyear resolution i see.

Britney has a super wide, masculine, truck drivers back.
She needs go go and take care of her kids, instead of thinking of herself all the time. And photo OPs with her kids don't count. That is all self serving stuff to try and clean up her image. She is a very self absorbed person.

You guys are harsh! She has it back together now. Her dad was and is a major player in her recovery or whatever you want to call it. She obviously has some issues but they are being dealt with.
There are lots of other stars who would benefit from a conservator-ship and not all of them are in their 20's. Most stars have people managing their affairs - the people who do that for them are known as their managers or their personal assistants. Put it into perspective people and quit being so darn mean!

She has a fat neck too. Along with big beefy arms and shoulders.

Most stars don't have their kids taken away from them though.

Yes, MOST stars haven't had their kids taken away from them NOR does the court require a 24/7 babysitter. Having a financial accountant "manage" your money is one thing; having your Daddy controlling every aspect of your life is an entirely different matter. Shitney has been stripped of all legal rights AND custody of her two children. This in itself says a great deal about her mental illness.

Most stars don't have to be told to take a shower and wear a bra and panties.

Every star who played cops and hostages with a baby should be under a c-ship. The line forms behind BS. Who's next in line? Anyone? Anyone at all? Nope?! Yeah, that's right NOBODY is on line. BS is on the c-ship express line all by herself!!!!

Oh crap, please tell me her new plan is not to start baring all at the top of her body and work her way down is it? Seen it already, please keep it under wraps - if ya know what I mean.

i think actually i know that people who get pleasure out of making fun of others. secretly want something that their object of attention has....

britney has become a poster child for that whichis called mass consciousness. she is a refelection of and is u and i.

so if anything be nicer to yourself and maybe you will enjoy this circus a bit.

britney is doing what she has to do to work withn a system.

yes she was being irresponsible about her health and children in the past and now is making up for it. like thousands millions of others on the planet. we have all made mistakes had our lessons. gained weight lost weight...blah blah blah...

if u could see what i see all the boys and all the girls are begging to if u seek amy.

wtf is wrong with you people? i can understand why people accuse mean people like you of being jealous of the things she has. I mean, you all say she's a loser balh blah blah, but who are YOU to talk? You all say she's a slut, yet many other singers bare more skin, sing more provacative songs, and wear more skanky things. Why dont you give them sh*t for it? i mean you all say she's mentally ill. if you feel that way, why are you making fun of her? you make fun on mentally ill people? YOU must be the sick one.
Yes, britney's life was at of control. Yes, it's now in control thanks to help from her dad. Move on you morons! There are more important things than sitting, spreading MORE rumors and making up names and jokes about someone. I pray that you all can see that you need to get off your A S S E S and do something with your life.

beatuful

take your bible and shove it up your ass

Why doesn’t Britney make a song called “F*ck me” instead of having to make it in code? We all know she is a skanky b*tch just come out a say it.

Go to hell 6:51

6:51 appears to already be in hell

LOL

WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER GIVES UP THEIR KIDS FOR A LITTLE FAME ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

SOMEONE SHOULD SEW THIS W H O R E S LEGS CLOSED. SHE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO BREED AGAIN.

Idiot fantards are bragging how together she is when they just made the c-ship even more iron clad! She completely painted herself into a corner in her personal and professional life. Her only escape will be to fake an injury or have another meltdown during the tour and run away and leave the mess for other people to clean up yet again. But what's even more retarded is that these same fantards think that she is somehow to be envied? So that means the only ones dumber than her are her fans!

Church lady is dry humping my leg. Isn't that special!!! LMMFAO!!!!

I think that we all know that Britney suffers from some sort of mental illness - don't make fun of the mentally ill. She didn't give her children up, she was not mentally well enough to care for them or herself. People aren't worshipping Britney, they are cheering her on, its nice to see people succeed. What Britney did in her crazy days was partly due to her illness. She is responsible for what she has done and seems to be progressing. You really can't knock her, she's come a long way.
Today is Elvis Presley's birthday - he was a junkie who died of a drug overdose - worshipped the world over.
Nobody's perfect

People aren't worshipping Britney

YOU'RE A FUCKING BRITARDED LIAR!!!

Daddy Spears needs to MAKE her get a decent weave. After all this time, it is still horrendous.

Her papa is selling his mental bitch's lip-syncing, arm waving, neked tour. Peeps are laughing coz it's f@ckin funny. Get a f@ckin clue.

Elvis is dead?

Don't even try to compare Shitney to Elvis! I am not an Elvis fan in any way (not my style of music), but at least he had real talent and could sing his ass off; even fat, bloated and filled to the gills with pills. But perhaps there is one valid comparison between them? If she gets turned loose, she'll could easily end up fat, bloated, and dead too!

To the nutcase fans: If I see a car skidding out of control and I tell the person next to me "that car is going to hit that wall"; and the car hit the wall. Would you consider me to hate the person in that car? Or was I merely observing?

Was Brit driving the other car that caused the wreck?

LOL! 9:22 :)

Thanks for the set up.

that was right on the mark!

Damn! I missed the 2009 Harmonic Convergence? LOL!

I keep seeing the following quote from the conservatorship: "The personal order also gives Jamie Spears “the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means.”

So if Sam tries to get back in the picture.......and let's say Jamie gets pi$$ed and takes him out..... Is this quote Jamies "loop hole" then?

"Mass consciousness"

...LMAO!

(I can't help it. I’ve been laughing for almost 10 minutes and my sides hurt)

Why yes, yes you did! LOL

Poor John Travolta has to deal with the most painful trauma a parent can endure, while Jamie Spears is looking for more ways to ensure his kid is keeping his wallet fat.

It means any and all (legal) means.

The judge didn’t give Jamie a license to maim or kill!

THAT would be a newsworthy story. LOL!

Hi 9:41!

Just imagine the children that poster will raise!

Jett passing away at 16 was so sad! John, Kelly and Ella must be heartbroken.

www.philipglass.
com/calendar/

Frightening, isn't it?!

THAT would be a newsworthy story. LOL!

LOL Well we certainly wouldn't look here for that information! :)

Sorry, but I do feel Jamie deserves every $0.02's he gets!

Travolta's loss is most tragic.

Betting that Jamie has a pretty hefty life insurance policy on his kid knowing she's standing on the ledge ready to jump.

Drat! The link won't open.

Never $0.02! BN would probably try to hide him in the basement with duct tape over his mouth. Imagine the stories he could tell about them. LOL!

I'll be back in a few minutes.

if ya hurry you can make NH! ;)

Maybe Adnub can make a secret call and get her to chew through her leash and swim through pap moat so they can elope. I just hope the paps are around to catch the golden moment when Jamie takes the bend out of Adnub's nose! It's not like it would be a hard target for him to hit! Even drunk.

January 8, 2009 9:17 PM,

If you continue telling me day after day week after week, you are a hater.

...LOL!

If you are here day after day, week after week you are a loser.

hmmm It opened for me.

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958 she would have to finish the acrylic nails first, before chewing the leash.
Would they then join up with Ringling Bros?

Thanks for showing up here too!

January 8, 2009 9:17 PM,

If you arrange a time to do it every day, you are a hater.

LOL so that would be a "nutcase fan" admission right?

I don't agree with everything Jamie has allowed but I'm glad he got her off the road and away from her dangerous entourage. I’ll take my peace of mind over his salary any day.

How has life been treating you $0.02?

www.ringling
com

make sure your speakers are on! lol

At least in Ringling, she would probably thinks she's on her tour. She would be great as an amateur lion tamer!
And at least all those fake nails she mows through means she probably won't need an internal cleanse anytime soon! Sort of like nuclear powered bran fiber!

Life has been busy busy busy, hardly time for late night laughs~! I am glad I stopped in. How have you been?

It reminded of the person who posted calliope music...LOL!

Wow, someone's really obsessed with calling people haters! B F D!!!

I too disagree with some of the decisions he has made. If it were my kid, I would have agreed to the conservatorship and dragged her into hiding for a few years!

The fans are suffering from groupthink.

Scientists at Acme Labs Inc. are searching for a cure. I read it involves a rocket of some sort.

Always wondered what those weird things were called.

oooops I just checked and I do own EVERY cd the kid has put out. Damn is there rules to being a hater? I am sure I will be disqualified! :(

She looks great.

:14, that would mean greedy people don't make even more money then.

It’s so good to see you again!

Life has been busy and fun. I’ve been burning the midnight oil writing, editing and collaborating with a friend.

Well they did a "fine" job helping Wile E. lol

Not all fans are idiots, just the delusional ones.

I wish Jamie had taken YOUR advice!

Glad to hear!

It has been quite awhile.

Roadrunners aren't that slick. My mom was really bummed when she ran over probably the only one left in her neighborhood.
ZIP! ZIP! Bang! crunch

are all idiots, delusional?

You own EVERY CD she's ever made!

I'm sorry you’ll have to relinquish your "Hater Badge" immediately.

This is a restricted area for us losers. LOL!

January 8, 2009 9:17 PM,

If you eat a single Cheeto for every comment you write telling me "that car is going to hit that wall."

Then later.. you've noticed that you have cleaned up three bags... you might be a hater.

Well the upside would be that your Mom could OWN Acme!

Damn, I won't admit to liking any of it. They ummm uhhhh were all "on sale" yes that is why I bought them!

Oh No, Please tell me it wasn't Wile E! The Acme rocket didn't get him. He can't be road kill!

Anyone know the name of her bodyguard? He actually seems hot!!!!! I'd f**k him if I were Britney

Well the upside would be that your Mom could OWN Acme!

Perfect, LOL!

Ok and if you eat a Cheeto for every comment you listen to.................

Is that why Shitney eats so many bags of cheeto's. She hates herself?

Acme has some conceptually cool Weapons Of Moderate Destruction. They must have some good lawyers.

I think her Dad would do well to hire the ole Persico fellas.

I think his name is Bret (but I could be wrong).

The bald BG and some of the others are ex-Israeli Spec forces dudes. Krav Maga is some good shit too!

A sale?! Okay, I love a good sale.

You can keep the badge but you’re on probation. LOL!

Scissors thank you. Can I turn my badge in for some stripes?

How slippery is that?

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Persico as in Soprano types? An IDF Spec forces would mop the floor with them.

"Weapons Of Moderate Destruction" LMAO!

You can never go wrong with the well-connected Italian fellas! ;)

Well it's been fun, I have to get the pups out for a walk and then that whole "work" thing again tomorrow! It was nice seein you!

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Later other Anon.

hey that car is goin right into that wall! lol :)

I'm acquainted with a "special member" of the Persico family. Trust me, she could handle any situation Britney threw her way and laugh while doing it.

Yeah, um, that looks um, slippery....

lol Scissors

Get some tour dates for Gaza and Israel for your Circus tour, Shitney.

No more stripes. Your longevity earned you a promotion. What would you like, Bars or Stars?

G'nite all!

Can I get them on sale earn a bar and get a star free? Longevity lol g'nite

It was great seeing you again $0.02.

Tell Carmine I said Goodnight! ;)

LA is lucky the roads don't ice up! Can you imagine her on black ice? It would look something like this:
http://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6_ghixVN78

(Just image all the other cars are papmobiles)

LOL!

I missed you.

I hope we see each other soon.

I will have to bring him along one night with some of his gyes. :)

Gute Nacht, RWS!

OMG!

And a gute nacht to 2cents too!

Oh yes, bring the gyes!
I'll bring the wine. LMAO!

Anon, I'm sorry we didn't have more time to talk tonight. Maybe tomorrow?

I loved see $0.02 on the board again. You'll love her too. She’s incredibly smart and has a wickedly funny sense of humor.

Goodnight Anon!

January 8, 2009 10:42 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Get some tour dates for Gaza and Israel for your Circus tour, Shitney.
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I'm sure Iran would enjoy a tour too! The moral police there would be quite impressed with her chaste morality!

Who in the world actually believes that she can pull off a tour? Her “test” tours have failed dismally. All she is, is a has been teeny bopper, who once was relevant. Now she is an old has been, who no one will put up their dollars in support of her.

You're BOOM!...LOL!

I loved that post!

Who in the world actually believes that she can pull off a tour? Her “test” tours have failed dismally. All she is, is a has been teeny bopper, who once was relevant. Now she is an old has been, who no one will put up their dollars in support of her.

BOOM? Do you mean the blind/deaf/mute bomb tech?

Yup, Realistic, I hope the fans in the middle and late end of the tour can get refunds! Maybe the early ones too!

I have NO idea!

Is there more than one BOOM?!

If so, should I take cover? LOL!

Just BOOM!-I guess? Or crunch if you're a slow roadrunner....

January 8, 2009 12:19 AM
Posted by: BOOOOM!!!!!

Lloyds of London might. For the right price, they'd insure an active blind/deaf/mute bomb disposal technician in Iraq or the Gaza strip.

Yeah, that one! I remember writing it like it was only yesterday! Ummmm.....

Make that BOOOOM!!!!!

It was a hilarious post. I was laughing while copying and pasting it in this thread.

Good memory LOL!

Konban wa

I read an article a while back (probably on BBC) about the crazy stuff people get insured by Lloyds. I was only halfway kidding. They'll insure just about anything.

Anon do you remember ever being called our Token Male?

Domo! With a side of arigato!

No comment.

Lloyds or any other company willing to insure her tour - could strap their asses to an Acme rocket and get the exact same results.

5th Amendment and such.

No comment?! It was a great night!

Not if they're paid enough. But yeah, BOOOOM!!!!
Maybe she can go in hiding under the Witless Protection Program?

Do you have time for a short story?

Uh, sure.

www.youtube.
com/watch?v=oXjnovtBY1o&watch_response

"Witless Protection Program"

You have razor sharp wit. LOL!

I need coffee. Be back in a moment.

I always liked this one!:
http://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUiHTkORGLk

AAAARRRRGGGEE UUUGHHHH AAAAARRG ARRRRR!!!
(YOU'LL GET IT!)

Thanks? Puns are the cheap whores of humor!
Quick and dirty.

And sometimes toothless.

Fear of Clowns would have been a better name for the tour!

AND

OUCH!

Maybe Brit's sound engineers can turn all the grunting from that reporter in a #1 hit!

into a #1

Even loved the reporters saying "Oh no. Ohhhh. I think she's actually hurt." You know they were holding it back!

This is a short story about me.

I went running with my dogs this morning. Before returning home, I decided to stop and watch the Tai Chi class at the lake. It was incredibly relaxing...just watching them.

I'm going to start running the dogs an hour earlier. I plan to join the group mid-Spring.

...because of you!

Thank you for the advice.

Maybe Brit's sound engineers can turn all the grunting from that reporter in a #1 hit!

Oh please DON'T give them any ideas!

Time for a segue!

http:// gawker.com/5122741/spitzer-madam-imagines-britney-spears-as-whore

Very Cool! Maybe you can talk them into an evening class later on! I've recently practiced on top on a tall mountain in the rain and it was mind blowing to say the least. My whole body was steaming for about 10 minutes after that. 40 degrees and wasn't cold with just a shirt on afterwards!

But I'm really happy you decided to take it! The hour earlier wake up will only give you more energy for the rest of the day! Trust me on that!

She's not as 'polished' as the master! She probably can't even polish as good as the master either.

It sounds divine! I'm imagining your panoramic view in a misty rain.

I’ll try an evening class (if I get a chance).

Thanks again. I'm looking forward to class.

I just got a sitting Chi Gung video, but I haven't watched it yet. Impulse buy and only $10 bucks at Fry's Electronics.

I'm running at 6 am. It's going to take the dogs a little while to get use to going out at 5 am. Of course, if I have to wake them up to go out - they'll probably give me the paw. LOL!

The Master may be grading on a steep curve. LOL!

Once you get the basics down good enough, you can practice almost anywhere you want. I couldn't see more than about 200 yards, but the energy was completely different. Practice in different places too. I've also practiced modified stances and moves balancing on plum poles-the ones at 6ft shake a lot, so it's adds a new dimension on it own!

Britney is a pig with a yeast infection.

It can't be as bad as getting cracked up side the head with a bamboo practice sword! My TC instructor just says 'BU!' a lot! Which means no, from what I remember.

I'm glad you suggested it. I was thinking about buying an Introduction to Tai Chi DVD. Just to familiarize myself with the movements. I have a beautiful garden and view of the lake. It would be a heavenly place to practice.

Andy?!? I thought you were busy on the Hohan threads? I guess she's too lame to have real fun with.

Once you get the basics down good enough, you can practice almost anywhere you want. I couldn't see more than about 200 yards, but the energy was completely different. Practice in different places too. I've also practiced modified stances and moves balancing on plum poles-the ones at 6ft shake a lot, so it's adds a new dimension on it own!

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It can't be as bad as getting cracked up side the head with a bamboo practice sword! My TC instructor just says 'BU!' a lot! Which means no, from what I remember.

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Ouch...and OUCH!

Have you tried using Wild Yam for bruises? Trust me it works miracles!

HA!!! Robot Chicken is on in the background and they have Paris, Hohan, and Twit in celeb rehab-Twit shaved her head!

Andy abandoned Britney for Lindsay?!

The Spears Machine is going to have a fit!

Formerly known as the three bimbos of the apocalypse.

Bruises are badges of honor! We have a liniment called Dit Da Ja (very ancient Chinese secret recipe) we put on after the more brutal sessions and when injured. It's for toughening the skin and bones, but does a good job on bruises. Injury builds up the toughness on the bones and mitigates the sniveling nerves! The shit works and works well!

Tres Putas, un camino!

Oh yeah! Does it smell as nice as Wild Yam? Just kidding! ;)

These tired eyes are telling me to find a pillow or begin an intravenous drip of caffeine. I’m opting for the pillow.

Thanks for the advice and encouragement!

It was a pleasure to see you again.

Goodnight!

I've gotta make like a breech birth and step out for the night! But congrats on taking the class!!! Your whole body will be sore for quite a while, but your energy will be much better. Don't let the minor aches bug you much. As the cliche goes, pain is weakness leaving the body! After a while, you'll feel cheated if something doesn't ache in a good way!

By the way, I was the one who named you.

It smells like HELL! And you wouldn't want to get pulled over by a cop when it's on you! Lots of 'splainin to do! Alkyhawl base with lots and lots of strange, exotic herbs mixed in! Good luck and bonus nachos!

It's all a haze now, but yeah, I think you're right!

Poetic...Night!

Oh, I also need to correct before I go, it's spelled Dit Da Jow.

shitney has big head.she still looks bad without make up.and whats is that hir.horrible.she sucks

that face scares me.ugly bitch.no talent at all.madonna is so much hotter than u shitney

asshole fat bitch

Who decided that Britney Spears blogs should become a place for lonely losers to start a chat room?

Isn't there some homo pick-up chat room where you can guys can court and flirt w/one another; talking about Tai Chi..balancing on plum poles...feeling cheated if something doesn't ache in a good way?

nice to see she's back to burning herself in the tanning beds. Britney has so much SUN/TANNING BED damage - it has aged the living hell out of her. She looks 15 years older than her true age.

Well it's nice to see daddy let her outside to romp around and get some air... despite the fact that she is being led around like a infant..but... um...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...something nice....something nice....

oh well i'll come back later.

I'm not kidding, that girl's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? She'll be crying herself to sleep tonight, on her huge pillow.

Sean: Look at the size of mommy's heed.
Jayden: Shhh! She'll lock us in the closet again!
Sean: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Jayden: Shhh, you give mommy complex. I Scared! Closet bad!
Sean: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Jayden: Shh! Mommy yank arm again!
Sean: Has it's own weather system.
Jayden: Sh, sh, shh. Shhit! Mommy pissed!
Sean: HEAD! MOVE!

Sean: I axed mommy if I cud git a new Hotwheels truck an she say afta grandpa giv her sum muney. But she ended up spendin da muney grunpa giver at McDonalds an tell me I hafta ax Santa fer new truk fur next Christmas.

What's that spot in the back of her neck in the lower photograph?

Is that the interface they use to program her? Or is that the receiver for her remote control?

Could be one of those? I always thought it was a secret air pressure release for her head.

W O R E ABANDONED HER BOYS TO LIVE IN FANTASY LAND.....HOPE SHE ROTS IN HELL WITH THE REST OF THE SPEARS CLAN.

HER HAIR IS THE MOST DISGUSTING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. SHE COULD CARE LESS ABOUT HERSELF, JUST BY LOOKING AT THAT MESS IS PROOF. SO HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY CARE FOR 2 KIDS ?? SHE CANT AND WILL NEVER GET THE CHANCE. THEY SHOULD SEW HER NASTY LEGS TOGETHER SHE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED AGAIN...POOR FAS BOY...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that cute, daddy let her go play outside for a while! LMAO - - this chick will crash before she does a "tour".

January 8, 2009 4:24 PM
Posted by: Life's a bitch and so are you guys!
You guys are harsh! She has it back together now. Her dad was and is a major player in her recovery or whatever you want to call it. She obviously has some issues but they are being dealt with.
There are lots of other stars who would benefit from a conservator-ship and not all of them are in their 20's. Most stars have people managing their affairs - the people who do that for them are known as their managers or their personal assistants. Put it into perspective people and quit being so darn mean!
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Look, you moron, there is a HUGE difference between having a manager to manage your career & having a conservator to handle your life because you are unable to make your own decision. WOW, you Britards are unbelievable.

7:18 - LMAO

Look at the fat bulging through the ties ! EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

¤ ¤ ¤ She looks incredibly beautiful. She's got that "heart-skips-a-beat-Oh-my-gawd-it's-HER" Marilyn Monroesque beauty. Britney Spears truly is the ultimate celebrity. ¤ ¤ ¤

Tony B - you are crazy just like Britney. HAHAHAHAHA

“Isn't there some homo pick-up chat room...”

Hmm, scratching my head, let me think...let me think!

OKAY, how about a homophobic chat room where a closeted bi-sexual with a Britney Spears fetish (such as yourself) can battle the forces of evil? You’ll need a magic magnifying glass that can read road maps written in gibberish to find your way. Dress requirements are strict. Wear your bright pink wig, black latex catsuit, a matching cape and hooker shoes. If you feel awkward at first, don’t worry. Mumble affirmations to yourself such as I‘m pretty“ and “I look hot!” If you do it often enough, you may begin to believe your own lies. Nobody else will but you can’t have everything. If your anxious to meet your new friends, ask FRESH, she’ll give you directions. LOL!

Enjoy your homo-erotic fantasies ya’ll!

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE ULTIMATE TRAINWRECK, LOL.

BRITNEY SPEARS' DAD HAS TOTAL CONTROL

Britney Spears' dad Jamie has officially been handed legal and permanent conservatorship over the singer's estate almost a year after he was first put in charge of his daughter's affairs.

Jamie Spears was made a co-conservator of his daughter's legal, financial and personal dealings in February following a public breakdown in which the singer was entered into a hospital “twice” to undergo mental evaluations.

The elder Spears and lawyer Andrew Wallet stayed on as co-conservators throughout the remainder of the year, overseeing the Toxic superstar's every move, including plans for her forthcoming Circus tour.

In October, a Los Angeles judge made Jamie Spears' control of his daughter's estate, wealth, and personal life permanent, and in December he was provided with a payrise from $10,000 to $16,000 a month.

On Monday, January 5, 2009 court papers were filed in L.A. Superior Court to make the conservatorship legally official, stating that the star "is substantially unable to manage ? her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence." AND, is “unable to properly provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.”

According to the documents they also state that Jamie Spears will have full power, even over who visits his daughter, saying that he has "the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means."

BRITNEY SPEARS NOT READY TO TOUR!!!

Britney Spears has reportedly been missing rehearsals for her world tour because she is embarrassed by her dancing ability. The "Womanizer" singer, who is soon due to go on her first arena tour in five years, has sparked concern among tour organizers with her repeated no shows. She also cancelled her last tour (Onyx tour) five years ago.

A source told Us Weekly magazine: “She missed some early dance practices and wasn’t dedicated about turning up to industry meetings.”

Britney, 27, is said to be particularly reluctant to strut her stuff in front of choreographer Wade Robson – who she has worked with since 1999 - as she is embarrassed at how hard she now finds dancing. He was let go of recently and is no longer working with Spears.

The source added: “She didn’t want him to see that she’s not as good as she used to be.”

Meanwhile, Britney’s father Jamie and her attorney Andrew Wallet have officially been given permanent control of her finances and life. The conservatorship over the pop star legally began January 5, according to court papers filed at Los Angeles Superior Court.

Jamie is also sole conservator of his daughter’s personal matters. The papers state Britney is “substantially unable to manage her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence” and is “unable to properly provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.”

They also state Jamie has “the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means.”

Jamie was initially granted a permanent conservatorship over Britney in October, and a court-appointed attorney for the singer confirmed she had no objections to the arrangement.

Jamie was put in control of his daughter’s life last year following her public breakdown and two visits to mental wards.

Damn, don’t you hate when bad things happen to good sentences?!

Correction: "you’re"...LOL!

BRITNEY SPEARS CONSERVATORSHIP RULING.

The conservatorship overseeing Britney Spears' personal and financial affairs was officially made permanent on Monday, January 5, 2009 when court papers were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The conservatorship overseeing Britney Spears' personal and financial affairs was officially made permanent on Monday, January 5, when court papers were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The agreement filed in the court places Britney's finances under the permanent control of her father Jamie Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet, with her personal affairs being placed solely under her father.

Legally, Britney "is substantially unable to manage … her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence" and "is unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter."

Jamie Spears now has the "the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means."
A temporary conservatorship was created by Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz on February 1, 2008, to oversee Britney, her estate, and personal affairs.

Britney's father Jamie Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet were appointed conservators of her estate and assets.

The conservatorship was made permanent by the court on Tuesday, October 28, 2008, with Britney's consent.

"I've met several times with Britney and she requested that I not object to the permanent conservatorship," said Samuel Ingham, who was appointed by the court to represent Britney's interests in the conservatorship.

While ruling in favor of a permanent conservatorship, Commissioner Reva Goetz said it was "necessary and appropriate for the complexity of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to undue influence and because of her weakened mental state of mind."

BRITNEY SPEARS: A PASSENGER IN HER OWN LIFE

Papers were filed Monday with the L.A. Superior Court that have pretty well sealed the fate of one Britney Spears, who from now on will no longer be the captain of her own ship. That’s right - Daddy’s got control, and he’s going to keep it.

Jamie Spears has officially been awarded permanent conservatorship, or guardianship, of daughter Britney. He’ll determine what to do with her finances, career and personal life from now on…until the agreement is severed through death or the court system. Spears now has the legal right to pull the strings on Brit’s life, even to “restrict and limit visitors by any means.”

Seriously, does this sound a little ominous to anyone else?

Jamie Spears reportedly received a raise for his guardianship role recently, getting bumped up to $75 per hour. The raise gave him an income hike of about $51,000 annually. Now, he makes around 16 large per month just to hold Brit’s hand, tell her what to do and in general run her life. Basically, he’s getting paid to take care of his daughter.

...Is it me, or is that weird?

Lord Acton’s words from 1887 are often paraphrased into a famous quote which I think is relevant here:

“Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

If the Spears Machine thought they could make money, they‘d be pitching an endorsement deal for “The Ultimate Trainwreck, exclusively made by Lionel Train.” The special edition model would include Britney in a engineer’s cap, an unfinished track and a brick wall. It could be on store shelves gathering dust by Christmas 2009.

Seriously, does this sound a little ominous to anyone else?
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Well, yes and no.

Jamie was granted these powers in the temporary conservatorship. The only difference now is the court granted a permanent (indefinite) conservatorship which is subject to an annual review. Before calling it ominous, I would want to know more about her health problems. For example: What type of mental illness does she have? When was it diagnosed? Did she ever seek/follow proper treatment? Therapy? Medication? Both? What prescriptions was/is she taking? Was she taking street drugs? If so, did she mix the prescriptions with street drugs? Did she mix the prescriptions with alcohol? How often? For how long? Did she try to commit suicide? If so, when was the first attempt? What transpired immediately before the attempt? Were there multiple attempts? Does suicidal ideation persist? Most importantly, did an MRI detect permanent neurological damage?

It’s a long list of questions.

Authoritative answers will never be made public (and rightfully so).

...Is it me, or is that weird?

Lord Acton’s words from 1887 are often paraphrased into a famous quote which I think is relevant here:

“Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

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Oh it’s not just you! The entire situation seems weird. This drama began in public and continues to be played out in public because of the tour. I liked your quote. It's a time honored truism and relevant to the discussion. I don’t have an issue with the conservator’s salary (with the exception of his raise for tour planning?). He provides full time care for a wealthy adult/child which requires him to abandon his private source of income until she is well enough to manage her own life. BUT in my opinion, risking her fragile health and estranging mother/children in exchange for potential tour revenue is unconscionable.

In the highly unlikely event he was removed as a conservator, he would probably be replaced by her mother. Is there any doubt she would make the exact same decisions? I don't think so. It looks like the only way she is going to have a modicum of privacy and time to focus on her health and children is if the fans understand she is caught between a rock and a hard place. If tour tickets don’t sell, the tour will be cancelled. Hopefully before she slams into the wall again. Considering her obsessively demanding fans - I’m not optimist!

That tous will be a mess. whogoes to dance practice in dress. she gone to look for her nexy boyfriend another back up dancer since no serious man will touch her.

I feel really bad for her all this over a man.. Hopefully her boys won't be resentful towards her for caring more about her "career" than she does about them.

Slvia Brownes 2009 prediction is that bitney will become ill for 4 months and wont be able to finish her tour. She really needs to start the Mother tour since she birthed those 2 kids. Take a few months off after birds purchase your concert tix.
She also predicted jolie-pitt over end of 2009, wont even make it to a wedding.

just saying

She isn't going to make it to the end of the tour, that's for sure.

Are you idiots freaking serious? Kevin wouldn' be able to provide for the kids if it were not for Britney's money! You all say she's washed up, yet SHE'S the one supporting basically everyone in her family! I mean Kevin is out here, trying to start a clothing line! He's abusing his fame to make money! He was NEVER a rapper, he was NEVER a designer, he was a BACK-UP DANCER! He owes everything he has right now to Britney.
Regarding her tour, of course stupid magazines like People & US will report things to try and ruin a celebrity, they do it every F U C K I N G week to just about everyone! You all say she's washed up, that she's talentless, that she's stupid, yet here you are commenting her. She must obviously have some appeal to you since you comment her headlines non-stop! Britney is an amazing artist. She comes out with great songs, great videos, and she gives every single one of you something to talk about almost every day. You all should be thanking her, because she gives you all something to do with your dull, pathetic lives. While she's out mkaing money to SUPPORT her ex husband her kids, you all are sitting here dwelling on things that happened 2 years ago. GROW UP, AND MOVE ON!

Her tour is gonna be a bust. You are just upset, because deep down you know that.

They'll bury her in Anna Nicole's clown face makeup.

She 86ed the c-ship 2 yrs ago????
Holy fucking shit!!! What year is it???

Page last updated at 12:29 GMT, Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Health worker sold Spears records

An ex-Los Angeles hospital worker has pleaded guilty to selling medical files of stars including Britney Spears and Farrah Fawcett to a newspaper.

http:// news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7760549.stm

Ex-UCLA Worker Pleads Guilty To Selling Celebrity Medical Records

www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/01/ex-ucla-worker-pleads-gui_n_147591.html

311 put a sock in it already!

Sorry, but what person in their right mind can believe that Britney Spears can return to be an important icon on the musical scene? She has destroyed her career all by herself. She is just a very stupid person. She had a good run, but it’s over. It’s time for her to disappear, and never be heard from again. What an embarrassment to be Britney Spears. Banned from being alone with her own children; can’t sing or dance live; a total moron who doesn’t wash or change her underwear unless told to.

3:11 ROTFLMA! Britney is that YOU? ha ha LOSER

hella ya realistic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!