X17 XCLUSIVE - Brit Leaves On A Jet Plane!

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who cares

I liked Brit when she was a Train-Wreck

Now I like Lindsay "UNEMPLOYED" Lohan

Normal people are just soooooooooo boring!

Bring it on Lindsay

Happy Easter Britney!

She looks like a man.

I'm not nearly as interested in what she will shout out at her lame concert as I am in what she will say in court if they drag her ass in and make her testify!

Brit has really aged in the last few years
she looks like a soccer mom in her mid 40's.

Keep that crazy loon out of Canada.

i love britney!!

Neck and shoulders like a linebacker. Big legs.

3 chins. Looks very ordinary when not made up.

No talent, crazy, inept mom & wife.....WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!

ew look at that fat neck

I saw her concert in Vancouver. She sucks. Really she is too old to be doing wut she is trying. Maybe she should just give up and go home and raise her kids.

Anon at 10:26. She sucks? You assholes in Vancouver brought it on yourselves endangering the performers. And Rose? I suppose you are one of those Vancouver loons.

who cares about this f*cked up loser . . . . . don't believe the reports about her & kevin either. he is with a SANE woman and the brit ship has sailed. SEE YA LOSER BRITNEY.

LMAO at 11:16!!! Blaming her walking off on "smoke" was a PR spin. Britney had a breakdown and didn't want to perform. You Britards are so gullible.

No I was not at the BC show. Let's face it, she crazy. No conservatorship will hide that fact forever.

This fat whore just needs to vanish on
this plane and never come back.

Looks like her Pappy needs to look into meds for her Tourette's before she opens her pig hole up and says something she'll really regret and can't so easily be covered up! She's too stupid to be trusted with an open mike, so why bother?

This is just a documentary of this once child star slowly being wrung out like and old dish rag. Her handlers are milking the last dollars out of her music persona, wonder how much of that she is giving away.

I saw her on a few TV shows with bit parts I would suggest she pursue that line of work. Get a good agent with a reputation of working for the client, dump her entourage, get a good nanny and start making some money for her little ones. Quit the bar/party scene develop reputation as a hard worker and enjoy your life. Do not give these parasitic media clowns anything to write home about. Girl you aren't a teeny bopper any longer.

So HOW MANY PICTURES CAN YOU FIND WHERE "BITCHNEY' ISN'T SUCKING ON A CANCER STICK- AND AROUND HER KIDS TOO.FAT ASSED UGLY CELLULITE HO.VANCOUVERITES THINK U SUCK. THINK MAYBE YOUR SALES DROPPED JUST LIKE YOUR PANTS DO BACKSTAGE!

By the time she is 30 will have at least 4 chins, a pot belly and thighs like a sumo wrestler

What's the code name for the jet when she's on it? Broomstick One? The Flying Cuckoo's Nest? Air Redneck? The Flying Trash Truck? Pigs Can Fly? AeroShortBus?

She has a bigger neck than a lot of guys in the NFL.

Poor Jamie. He must get quite red faced every time her steamer trunk full of dildos goes thru airport security! But Piggy needs her chew toys! Maybe he's getting used to it?

U r right...her face starts to look old even she is only 27 or smth???

1) For people talking about her concert in Vancouver, yeah she walked out. But she CAME BACK! She stopped for half an hour than came back on, she didn't leave. Learn to read before commenting next time.

2) the comments about her body are lame, just like the people posting them. do you want the paparazzi trailing you, taking pictures were you dont look your best?

3) For people talking about her tour, shut up! Not only is getting RAVE REVIEWS for critics, but its the biggest selling tour OF THE YEAR! The average take in from each show? 2.38 MILLION!

4) Her mental state - If she's called to testify, that means the court believes via her doctors that she's okay. Which means the reatrded comments are gonna become more and more stupid, just like the people posting them :).

The fact that the same group of people comes back here to comment everyday shows how boring you are. You can say whatever you want about her, but at least she's living her life. You all sit here, wasting your's talking about her's!

Grow up, get lives, get laid, and figure out that there are better things to do than sitting here replying to every comment you get on this web site.

She is getting to big and bulky to bE performing in a neglige but she needs that to make up for being unable to sing.

Who is she bringing the book to? Who is important enough to make the one that doesn't know how to read carry the book?

6:25 It could be a coloring book

These haters will never change ... haha

Britney beautiful, I love you.

And the Britards will always be complete idiots who are morally challenged!

I wish she'd shave her head.

Traveling nonstop? It appears Britney reads a book while she is traveling.

I used to read Tech Journals when traveling. I hardly have time to read them now.

Do pop up book count?

books

5:58, amen!

She looks great, i love her.

She looks so thin. Gain weight Brit!!!!!

Bullshit! I've heard and read plenty of reviews about her concert and none of them are glowing like was exaggerated above. Her lame, half assed lip syncing. Her lackluster dancing (if you can call arm flapping dancing. Her practically hiding behind all the fluff and flash because of her obvious lack of real talent. Her stupid, Tourette's style oustbursts because she is too stupid to figure out what a live mic is-because she fakes everything anyway. Her horrendously outrageous ticket prices in such a shitty economy. Her nasty bits hanging out of poorly fitting porno wanna be outfits when it is well known there are plenty of underaged Britards there. Her apparent little breakdown and even more ridiculous excuse for it! Smoke my ass, she a Chain Smoker and used plenty of drugs in her past (frequent and habitual levels). As for the court, she caused all this stupidity to happen because of her whining about the c-ship, which forced the court's hand., while stabbing a knife in her own father's back! What a lame assumption to think that because she causes yet another case to materialize that this somehow makes her sane? Hell, the last time she was allowed to speak publicly, she broke down constantly! They haven't let her speak again yet, so the machine obviously learned its' lesson! And then there's the tired old bullshit guilt trip about how haters should never post here. That played out shit never worked before and it's certainly not going to work now! This is NOT a Britard worship site, so shove it deep and hard!

Nice triple chins and reggety hair! It's up, so she must have blown off showering again!

Raggety, that is.

“Sacramento, how you doing?”

Dumb bitch didn't even know where she was.

April 12 5:58 pm...
You will fall off the Britney train soon enough. My guess is you are still a teenager. And whats with the comment 'better things to do than reply to every comment...' isnt that what YOU just did in your insanely longgg comment? lol!
I guess you look up to people that yell out obsenities at concerts and look like street trash in ads. Hey - go for it. Maybe if you are unlucky you will end up just like that. But it would be just as easy if you wanted to become a prostitute.

April 12 5:58 pm...
You will fall off the Britney train soon enough. My guess is you are still a teenager. And whats with the comment 'better things to do than reply to every comment...' isnt that what YOU just did in your insanely longgg comment? lol!
I guess you look up to people that yell out obsenities at concerts and look like street trash in ads. Hey - go for it. Maybe if you are unlucky you will end up just like that. But it would be just as easy if you wanted to become a prostitute.

Obviously, 5:28 can't read what 5:58 wrote. The person said "reply to every comment", which probably meant people who just sit here and reply to every comment that gets posted.

I'm not that big of a fan, but I think the tour looks great. For someone whose career was dead, its nice to see her back on her feet. Love ya B!

Uhhh huh! Where all the Nigga's that said Brit, Brit was done, and all dat kinda dumb sheeeit?

She done made a FOOL out of you lowlife HATERS! LMAO

5:27
STFU, you jealous, no life hater betch! LOL

And where is that dyfunctional BETCH, that called herself "Bi_BABE?"
I bet that dumb Ho' O.Ded on some sheeeit!

What's the code name for the jet when she's on it? Broomstick One? The Flying Cuckoo's Nest? Air Redneck? The Flying Trash Truck? Pigs Can Fly? AeroShortBus?

I like Air Redneck and The Flying Cuckoo's Nest.

How about Con Air?

Or

The Flying Penguin?

On second thought, Con Air is definitely the better of my two suggestions. Would someone please get Steve Buscemi’s agent on the phone and ask if he’s willing to reprise his role as Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene?! ;)

Oh and don't forget to tell him there will be a slight change in the script. He’ll be known as Garland 'The Marionette Mangler' Greene! ;)

She's leaving on a jet plane, don't know when she'll be back again??

look at this picture of brit boarding
the jet,notice anything familiar?
like..like...no chin..sort of like a
turkey gobbler..these are the similiar
genetic signitures,thats called keeping
it in the family

She looks GREAT!

Thank you X17 for being nice to Britney. You guys are AWESOME! Keep up the good work.

Keep on Rockin', Brit! Love ya baby! :-D

She looks GREAT!

Thank you X17 for being nice to Britney. You guys are AWESOME! Keep up the good work.

Keep on Rockin', Brit! Love ya baby! :-D

You people are so mean. Nothing better to do than bash people. Just think she is someones daughter, sister, mother. So she has alot of money, get over it!!!

When Grandma Goes To Court

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big dissapointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

-Unknown

When Grandma Goes To Court

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big dissapointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

-Unknown

I think she looks great! Thank you X17 for being nice to Britney, you guys are AWESOME! Keep up the good work, ok? LOVE YA BRITNEY! KEEP ON ROCKIN' BABY! :-D

I think she looks great! Thank you X17 for being nice to Britney, you guys are AWESOME! Keep up the good work, ok? LOVE YA BRITNEY! KEEP ON ROCKIN' BABY! :-D

I think she looks great! Thank you X17 for being nice to Britney, you guys are AWESOME!

When Grandma Goes To Court

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots ask her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

-Unknown

X17 is locking up and not refreshing again. Sorry about the multiple posts.

Ugh, brown boots!

Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a
condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, & gives you a sense of security while you're acutally being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

3:08 was written by an unknown author.

whaen does this girl spent time with the 2 mistake she pop out. she spent more time traveling than being a mom. she is a loser. I am sure the kids are happy with their real mom victoria who spent more time with them than so called mother.

Jamie Foxx on horse teefs Smiley Virus-
"Then they all kept at it, ragging on Miley, telling her to grow the hell up! They even told her to go make a sex take, go "get like Britney Spears and do some heroin."

Pretty bad burn to wish her to sink to the level of nastiness of Shitney! Shitney is a national joke and always a good punchline for good reasons! She's the standard for fuct up behavior and stupidity!

LMAO, please keep the jokes coming. They're so much more interesting than Shitney. I'm usually on the political blogs bitching about OBMAMA (One Big Ass Mistake America) but just stopped in. Love the condom one. Oh by the way, Shitney didn't even know what city she was in...San Jose, not Sacramento. Merry Christmas Yall.

Where are your kids Brit I mean don't they have school and they really need a mom!!! DUH!!

More people making judgements on someone they dont know...if you have to sit here all day and post the comments that post, you REALLY need a life!

Awww, poor Anonymous 4/13/09 7:46 pm
We hurt his/her feelings, making comments about his/her washed-up joke of a performer.

Britney Quote: "Mah pussy is hangin' out y'all!"

Short, stubby legs. Hair that looks like dried up straw. People actually pay to see that painted ho? ROFL

Frickin' stupid Britards (yeah, redundant isn't it) think they can lay some sort of guilt trip onto people to make them only comment only how they want them to comment. I guess they don't feel the least bit of guilt supporting a drug addicted, child abusing, skank whore who rips her own braindead fans off with some of the highest ticket prices ever to see some retard poorly lipsync and flap her four lips and arms around!

You know lifer haters screammmmmed that Brit Brit would never make a come back. STFU you ignorant jealous BETCHES! LMAO@UFOOLS!

Is she pregnant yet, you idiots? LOL

Britard @ 9:45 she's a frickin puppet.

She can’t get pregnant til her daddy lets her PUSSSSSSSY HANG OUUUUUUT!!!!

Support a child abuser, support Shitney Smears!

Sniff, I smell a J bitch.

Israelis & Palestine were born on the holy land, each protected by their own God and their beliefs. When provoked, did they not also fight to fend for their country? Are they insane? She couldn’t cope with fame and fortune for the past 10 yrs? Using 2 innocent children to drive someone to an edge, “creating fortune through misfortune” is the most honourable act of justice? On one hand, she was so psychological abused by all these court hearings, the papz, people she trusted, supposed to trust or forced to trust, people who used all means and ways to demean her and on the other hands, the demands from fans who wanted only to see the strong old Britney, nothing less?

Extorted through a custody trial, now extorted through a process call c-ship, extorted by any other lawyers who dare represent anyone around her with approval ratings from a US court? Saving her life, acting as heroes, using her to extort from fans and then extort through her and using psychological warfare, another form of assisted suicide or indirect murder? What made a person turn to drugs? Wasn’t it demoralise and demean by society?

Oh PLEASE cut Shitney loose from the c-ship! It's the only thing forcing her not to humiliate herself and self destruct! She'd lose her children, her money, and EVERYTHING else! The thought of her c-ship going away makes us haters salivate like Pavlovian dogs!

10:14 LOL I think you’re right about the rancid stench. It was in the last thread too.

The thought of her c-ship going away makes us haters salivate like Pavlovian dogs!

Ruff! ;)

If they put her face on condoms more people would practice safe sex.

You can smell the racid smell wafting from the Abandoned Mine from here! And if you listen carefully, you can hear the muffled squeaks and scratching sounds coming from her favorite rectalnaut (or if you prefer, assonaut), Mr. Diggy Clawz, humming from her megaphone ass!

10:21 You’re overdue for your next dose of Thorazine.

Mr. Diggy Clawz, humming from her megaphone ass!

...LOL!

She’s going to need a new project soon. Can’t you picture her wearing a Free Scott! t-shirt writing tear-stained letters?! LOL

http:// www.people.com/people/article/0,,20271730,00.html

Wow, this come from the horse mouth- “If Britney can perform a world tour, she should be able to testify in court, right?” Of course, she can! If she can perform a world tour, does she need a c-ship, does she need a psychiatric to tell otherwise, does she need to pay for lawyers to get her out of c-ship, pay for c-ship, pay for unnecessary 2 household expenses incurred, does she need to pay for a judge to determine how to run her own life and her own hard earned $? Does she need to pay for additional childcare/spousal support and expenses since she already paid her divorce settlement? Does she need to pay for visitation rights?

Now all the other men lining up to be the next Kfat, 2 yrs of marriage and be fed for life through childcare support, not even Madonna or other famous rich artist’s exes could get that kind of privileges? Now all the lawyers lining up to get through all B’s acquaintances to drag her to court weekly, monthly and every other month, not even MJ or any other artists got that privileges!

IlovethedoseofThorazine,

Here you go, you insane bitch!

http:// scottpetersonappeal.org/

Pretty brown boots and big busty boobies. Shes so hot i want her so much.

Got Penguin?

Abandoned Mine err Kimmerly does your Internet husband know you're bi-sexual?

The Mime Artist in a Nutshell

She’s approaching 30 and has the legal rights of a child. Why? Because she acts like a child. Reaching out to the dregs of society was brilliant, huh?! So, what did she do when she was a child? She was a mime artist controlled by a parent. What is she doing as a 27 year old conservatee? She’s a mime artist controlled by a parent. She’s giving the same fraudulent performances at 27 as she did when she was 16 - her bullshit tour doesn’t make her a competent adult by any stretch of the imagination. Those calls prove she still a loon, who hasn‘t changed!

Abandoned Mine err Kimmerly your San Quentin fantasy man is waiting for you to send him a penguin.

To write to an inmate, or send a package through an approved vender:

http:// www.prisontalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1691538&postcount=3

What you CAN and CANNOT send to an inmate at SQ

http:// www.prisontalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1691619&postcount=5

They may need such info when Adnuts vacations away in the stripey hole! Hope he has a nice LOOOOONNNNGGGG stay!!! Maybe his 'fans' can send him some assless undies so he can get some while he's there!

Well, I'll be happy to provide the link so they can send the care package you suggested. Don't forget to recommend a case of slippery soap!

Everyone makes mistakes in their lives. Everyone is entitled to another chance. Those with no sins, cast the first stone. Remember Karma, it will come back to haunt you. I wish the best for Britney, and hope her health is well and her family are well.

Oh great. Preachy the Britard is back to defend the drug addict child abuser. But hey, she lipsyncs, so none of that horrible shit matters!

Shitney's lucky she doesn't live in a fundie Islamic state, or there would have been more than a few stones thrown at her!

Oh I see, you think she should have another chance to win the Toe-tag lottery!

I’ll take Mug Shots for $500, Bob!

Oh and since it’s obvious you don’t practice an Eastern religion, you can take your meaningless Karma bullshit and blow it out your cavernous ass!

Preachy the Britard rambles about Karma. I think Fundy the Britard is worse!

Nice catch, :15!

12:23 :)

I got disappointing news last week. The group at the lake disbanded because the leader is moving out of state. I was looking forward to beginning in May. I’m looking for another group. So far, no luck. If all else fails, I’ll try learning on my own.

Well it's time.

Goodnight!

Yeah, goodnight too! It's about that time. Distracted anyway.

The Haters don`t like Britney

Great mastery of the obvious! Good job there, sparky!

when she was younger I used to like her, but now i think she is a trailor trash whore...what is she thinking? She has two kids and is acting like a stripper slut puppet on stage

LOL
this entire thread cracked me up
thanks guys
:)

She looks awesome! Thank you for being nice to Britney X17! You guys are awesome. Keep up the good work!

OH GOD....GIMMIE A BREAK..AT LEAST SHES TRYING TO GET BETTER...GO BRITT!!!

5.58 you shut up you dumb bitch.
Her tour is NOT getting good reviews at
all she is being slated to hell. She is
fat in her outfits and just walks around
lipsynching. You stupid teenybopper bitch

Maybe she is a whore
Maybe she is a lipsynching slut
but she has so much great songs and thats why i love her... I don`t like her personality but I like her Music and she is a Pop Icon and thats the truth

It wasn't the train wreck that some had predicted. And it wasn't the victory march that others had longed to see.

In the end, Britney Spears' concert at Arco Arena in Sacramento on Saturday night — her first of three Northern California dates this month — fell somewhere in between. It was better than the star's last major trek, 2004's "The Onyx Hotel," but below her best tours, including 2000's "Oops "... I Did It Again" and 2002's "Dream Within a Dream" — the latter being one of the best pure pop spectacles that this critic has ever seen.

Given that Spears in the last five years has become the ultimate tabloid queen, this uneven, though enjoyable outing exceeded expectations. The capacity crowd of 18,000 fans who turned out in Sacramento to see the 27-year-old star were rewarded with a flashy, big-budget spectacle that nearly matched the hefty ticket prices, which topped out at $750.

The theme was the "Circus," the title of Spears' most recent album, and the action took place at the center of the arena, with one large stage connected to two smaller ones, creating a true "three-ring" affair.

Spears kicked off her 80-minute set in dramatic fashion as the curtain rose on center stage and she appeared dressed as a ringmaster. She jumped right into the new album's terrific title track, and then followed up with the hit single from 2007's "Blackout," "Piece of Me," by far the best tune Spears has ever recorded.

It was hard not to be swept up in the sheer star power of the moment. Even after the many all-too-human moments we've seen from Spears over the last five years — the breakdowns, the childhood custody battle, the botched appearance on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards — she is still able to make a crowd gasp simply by appearing onstage, as if 18,000 fans are saying in unison, "OMG! It's Britney!" None of her contemporaries — Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera or Beyoncé, for instance — can produce quite the same effect.

Spears can no longer be considered among the elite dancers in show business, so the decision-makers (i.e., her father and tour director Jamie King, who has worked with Madonna in the past) have constructed a show that instead often employs "Circus" cast members wheeling Britney around on cool contraptions.

During "Piece of Me," for example, Britney rode atop a lion's cage, doing basic Vogue-style hand gestures and some basic body writhing, while being pushed around the stage by guys dressed like they were on their way to the next bondage ball.

It's worth noting that, while there were some risque outfits, this is not a sexed-up show in the fashion of "Onyx Hotel," which featured a "bathing" sequence that fans still mention.

This time around, the former Mouseketeer, who is now a mother of two, is putting on a fairly family friendly affair, although one that isn't trying to compete for the "Hannah Montana" crowd.

The cast included clowns, fire-eaters and other oddities. At one point, a magician even made Spears disappear. Later, for some unknown reason (perhaps King ran out of ideas?) the "Circus" motif itself disappeared, and Spears was left to rummage through Madonna's closet during the last numbers.

She did save some of her best songs for last, including "Toxic" and —... Baby One More Time."

Given just how far Britney had fallen, this comeback show represented a pretty impressive outing.

Britney Spears creates a scene just by stepping out of the house. And so for her comeback tour, she's settled for nothing less than an outrageous pop extravaganza. Not for nothing did she name her 2008 chart-topping album "Circus," y'all.

Brit-Brit's entrance here was preceded by a snarky video announcement by gossip maven Perez Hilton, after which Spears descended from the rafters in black vinyl dominatrix boots, a red ringmaster's jacket and not a whole lot else, a bejeweled whip in her hands. Lights flashed, smoke wafted across the stage -- actually, three circular stages set up in the center of the arena -- as dancers in bondage outfits and clown makeup twirled.

The title track of "Circus," which summarizes the pop star's big-top existence, boomed over the PA, and a dancing, strutting, preening Spears halfheartedly pretended to sing. (If she sang live last night, it wasn't particularly obvious. And if the musicians hidden on the floor surrounding the stage played live, well, who would've known?)

Not that anybody seemed to mind. Too busy fending off sensory overload, which was exactly as Spears seemed to want it.

The show wasn't a concert. It was an over-the-top spectacle in which Spears -- considered a major popwreck just a couple of years ago -- made a compelling case for herself as the current queen of pop performance art.

The 90-minute set was heavy on songs from her most recent albums, "Circus" and "Blackout," though Spears did return to her debut for an explosive version of her breakthrough hit, " . . . Baby One More Time."

The set was more notable for its staging than its songs, as big-wheel bikes raced around the stage, contortionists contorted, videos flashed (and Spears threatened to) -- and somebody got an onstage lap dance.

So much pop stimulation.

Spears, at 27, is busy rehabilitating her career after it -- and she -- went off the rails. (You remember: The shaved head. The umbrella attack. The soporific VMAs performance. The K-Fed.)

The Circus show -- a part of the first full tour for Spears in five years, which is an eternity for a pop star -- filled Verizon, even with many tickets priced north of $100.

On the concourse, Britney Inc. was doing brisk business, too. The performer's fans (mostly young, overwhelmingly female) lined up eight deep to buy "Britney Spears"-brand tattoos ($3), feather boas ($10) and black velour tracksuits ($150). Brit-Brit thongs -- $20 per barely there pair -- seemed to be especially popular. Keep it classy, kids!

Multiple fans dressed in tarted-up Catholic-schoolgirl uniforms, complete with knee-high white nylon stockings -- Britney's signature look a decade ago, when she crash-landed on the pop-culture radar by declaring: "I'm not. That. Innocent."

As it turns out, she wasn't kidding. The encore number was proof enough of that.

As the stomping beat and sirenlike synths of "Womanizer" rang out, Spears appeared onstage dressed like the chief of the stripper police (mirrored sunglasses, hot pants, boots, blue cop's shirt unbuttoned just so). The requisite dance routine followed, after which sparks rained from the rafters and confetti showered the screaming crowd.

Spears bowed, waved and then walked off the stage and into the bowels of the arena, her exit not nearly as outrageous as her entrance.

The princess of pop, Britney Spears, rocked the HP Pavilion on Sunday night, looking much like her old self again.

Spears did not disappoint her fans, despite a few minor flaws.

Also on stage were the Pussycat Dolls, who are known for captivating young girls with their upbeat hits and burlesque performances.

The Pussycat Dolls, who were the opening act, performed their hit songs "Don't Cha," "Beep," "Buttons," and "When I Grow Up," which had the audience dancing and singing.

After a 45-minute performance from the Dolls, a break followed as Spears prepared to take the stage.

During the break, the stage was converted to what looked like a circus. The audience was also entertained with acrobatics, martial art performances, magicians and clowns during the intermission.

Spears' performance opened with a video introduction from celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, which led into her hit song "Circus."

Dressed like a ringmaster, in a short red trench coat with a whip in one hand, girls as young as seven and ladies in their late 50s sang and danced along with Spears.

After a few wardrobe changes, Spears finally greeted the audience with "Sacramento, how are you doing?"

The concert was in San Jose. Her fans were not bothered, though and brushed it off because after all, it's Britney Spears, who they've supported throughout her ups and downs.

What also gave away how much love there was for Spears were the outrageous ticket prices. Tickets ranged from $39.50 to $750, and they sold out.

And for those men who were dragged by their girlfriends, they were soon pulled in by Spears' music and were dancing along.

With several breaks as Spears changed her wardrobe, it became obvious that people were not willing to move in the general admission area, an area that was near the stage, possibly out of fear that they might lose their spot.

Some didn't even dance, but just stood in awe of Britney Spears' presence.

Throughout the concert, she did not miss a beat and was sharp when it came to her dance skills, although she did lack in her ability to interact with the audience.

Catching her Sacramento greeting mistake, she made sure that the audience knew she was in San Jose twice.

Spears then took the audience back to her younger days when she sang "Everytime," "Baby One More Time," "I'm A Slave For U" and "Toxic."

One flaw that the concert had was a lack of screens. People who were in the back or could simply not see did not have an opportunity to see Spears up close.

After a wardrobe malfunction in Tampa Bay, Spears had the screens removed.

After an almost 90-minute performance, Spears ended the night with her recent song, "Womanizer." The audience became ecstatic as she danced in a police costume.

Sunday night proved that no matter what Miss Spears does, for instance shaving her head, bashing a car with an umbrella or having a mental breakdown, she will always be considered the princess of pop.

She thanked San Jose for coming out Sunday night and said, "Happy Easter."

Yeah, cause they reviews are slamming her! HA!

Ok! Magazine
April 14, 2009
Britney Fans Shear for Spears

So you think you're a Britney Spears fan, eh? But really, how far – or short – would you go to win free tickets to one of her shows on the Circus tour?

Well Austin and Michelle of Visalia, Calif. nabbed their freebies to the April 16 L.A. show by shaving their heads in the "Shears for Spears" radio contest on their local station, Q97, and now they're on her official site as well.

The couple only shaved a section of their locks off, which makes us wonder if they'll complete the pre-conservator Brit look later, just to even things out.

Next up: Swing Your Umbrella At The Paparazzi Contest.

Mary Carey Kidnaps A Pap!
Pappin' ain't easy...but Mary Carey is!

The former porn star spotted a cute cameraman outside of Mr. Chow and she literally shoved the poor guy (who seemed rather reluctand to be pap-napped) into her car, sandwiched him between two girlfriends and took off!

It was either the best night of his life, or the worst!

I vote for the worst!

http:// x17online.com/celebrities/mary_carey/mary_carey_kidnaps_a_pap-04142009.php#comments

WHHHHAAAATTTTTEEEEVVVEEEERRRR you say about her.
you know you love her;)

WHHHHAAAATTTTTEEEEVVVEEEERRRR you say about her.
you know you love her;)

BRIT KEEP YOUR CHIN UP! OH WAIT.........

She is DISGUSTING! I fell nothing good about a half wit druggie who hurts her own kids! And you people who support her are even more half witted and disgusting! I hope that evil bitch gets locked away in a dark psyche ward somewhere! That would be real justice! Go take a flying fUck of a leap off the nearest bridge, Britards!

She is DISGUSTING! I fell nothing good about a half wit druggie who hurts her own kids! And you people who support her are even more half witted and disgusting! I hope that evil bitch gets locked away in a dark psyche ward somewhere! That would be real justice! Go take a flying fUck of a leap off the nearest bridge, Britards!

I 'feel', typo.

I love Britney Spears

You love a child abuser! Keep telling her she's doing the right thing, you scuzzy shit for brains Britard!

Britney is very talent & abicies singer. I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

Fat. Nasty. Child Abuser. Whore. Druggie. Shitney.

Beautiful Britney must be doing something right
because she's got these sorry losers expressing
their jealousy about her talent and success.