X17 XCLUSIVE - Brit On Break From Tour, Spinning Her Wheels With Jason!

Here we go again, trying to make her look like someone actually wants her. It's his job, he's married, he's paid to keep her working. Big bucks is all that it is. Nice try, though.

And the "Queen B" was not with her two sons on Mother's Day because???? Maybe she isn't a fit parent...

No talent trailer trash.

Unhappy egg donor's day, Shitters!
AOL's Worst Mothers list !

"In a close battle for worst celebrity mom, rock singer Courtney Love edged out Dina Lohan -- mother of Lindsay Lohan -- and pop star Britney Spears."

Who is the worst celebrity mom?

Courtney Love 32%
Dina Lohan 32%
Britney Spears 27%
Sarah Palin 6%
Kate Moss 3%
http://
www.parentdish.com/2009/05/07/the-results-of-our-mothers-day-poll/

5:08 - or maybe it was because she'd either had them earlier or was seeing them later?

FINALLY...we've got some Britney on this site. I've been patiently waiting. Got anything else on her X17?

Considering how much Shitney prefers to be a homewrecking skank, it's a really good possibility! If he was single, he would be safe from her, but since she gets a chance to f over another innocent woman AND he's hired help, you know that's she desperate for him! What a nasty, smelly, cheating, evil bitch from hell!

LOVE the QUEEN B!!!! she rocks and the rest of the haters can fucckk off!!!!! Brit's the new queen so deal with it bichesss!!!!!

Nobody cares. This headline would mean something three years ago. Next please.

I'm not saying not to hate this chick but anything is better than looking at the Lohan mess obsession that only x17 has. Let Britney homewreck if it will stop the Lindsay trash.

great comback - stay strong Brit!

Yeah, comeback to your room Shitney! You're grounded!

TEAM BRITNEY!!!!!!!

Home wrecking lunatic slut! RUN from the trainwreck, Trawick! Before your life gets destroyed by her!

7:42 is right NO MORE LOHAN STORIES. They are ruining what is left of childrens minds and morals.

she made $1.6 billion on her perfume alone, and millions on her Circus tour. if that's not a comeback then what is?

How much is her cut for the perfume sales. Anyone???

I wish i could be britneys stylist...random but yes yes she needs a stylist!

wow shitney? what the hell is wrong with you faggots? that would be something a immature seven year old girl would make up!

Chucky and Andy are one.

Dogs need to be taken out for daily walks. I guess this one prefers to drive.

no1currrrrr

X17, If you never ever again post another Lohan story I'll pretend that you and your employee's aren't wasting away their lives and selling their souls to Dina (Malbogia) Lohan

He gets paid to have sex with her and drive her car. Great life he has.

Prison Break the best!!!

Banging the help again! What's new?

She has a huge beefy chunky man neck. And why does she always have a retarded look on her ugly face?

He's babysitting her because she's not allowed outside by herself.

if these gossip sites would REALLY do their homework they would know that he has a girlfriend.... and its not britney

Leave Britney alone. What has she done to hurt you? She has never ever publicly dissed anyone or was rude or mean to anybody. She is just minding her own life. Get a life haters.

I think its funny so many people don't care....yet still take time to post about her:) Awww! You guys love her too!!

http:// caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/cacodes/wic/5250-5259.3.html

I commented on Dick Cheney last night on another site and can't stand that asshole one bit and Shitney is a disgusting pig, so take your Britarded non-logic somewhere else you retard!

This is a story!

April 2008
http:// www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/105810.php

April 2008
http:// articles.latimes.com/2008/apr/30/local/me-ucla30

May 2008
http:// articles.latimes.com/2008/may/13/local/me-ucla13

August 2008
http:// articles.latimes.com/p/2008/aug/05/local/me-health5

http:// www.usatoday.com/life/people/2008-08-05-ucla-celebs_N.htm

May 2009
http:// www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-hospital9-2009may09,0,6695049.story

May 2009
http:// latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/05/farrah-fawcett-helped-trap-ucla-leak-of-her-health-records.html

Bloatney is still manless. The chauffer is paid help.

Is that Jeb Bush driving her around? Looks like he lost weight.

Love Britney! Her tour was amazing!!

And then she has to go back and be a prisoner under her own dad, because she is too stupid and insane to run her own life! It must suck ass to chronologically be an adult, yet mentally to be functioning as a pre-teen! But that's what she did to herself!

Loathe Britney! Her gurney ride was amazing!!

What's new? She's having sex with the help and probably might have another kid and get married and pay him to be her husband. He won't have to work and he's just gonna be blowing her money.

hahahahaha having sex with the help means she has to pay to get laid!!!

I wonder if her daddy remembered to make her wear her ID tags? Because there's always that risk that she may jump out an open window in the car to go hump up on whatever it is she sees! He should strongly consider having her spayed unless he wants to deal with yet another neglected litter!

Lip-syncing all the way........

Daddy went high tech. He had the psych ward implant an animal-tracking chip for when she goes into heat.

I lmfao watching her freeze, lip sync a scream then wave her arms like a chicken with its head cut off when the fan faggot jumped on stage!!!!!

He's doing his job. Entertaining, driving or whatever. Whatever, Brit needs to be baby-sitted.

Lousy job they couldn't pay me enough to wipe the ass of the bat shit crazy bitch.

Even screwballs need to get out and go for a ride once in awhile.

Dudes who wrestled with her nasty snatch
JT Boy bander
KF broke backup dancer
AG papratz scumbag
Next? A dude riding the back of a septic pumping truck

5/12/09 1:56 pm
ROFLMAO! Or the garbage pick-up man (not to insult the garbage men, but they need a little sometimes, too), or the cockroach exterminator.

Funnny lists, even if they are both short by several hundred names on those lists! She was the town punch in H-wood, before her daddy put that leash on her!

She's looking ugly as usual.

She's looking ugly as usual.

Look at how THRILLED she is to be playing her games with the paps again! Jason pulled down his shade, but not Shitney! It must have been like driving by an ice cream truck with a sugar rushed fat kid in the car! At least it's better than her driving around with her kids being used as airbags on her lap and not a seatbelt or child car seat to be seen!

The mere thought of being confined in a prison is unsettling. Imagine being forced to reside in an inhospitable, cramped space with a stranger for years. Having a group of strangers dictate: when to you must wake, eat and sleep, what you can wear, when you can go outside, when you can see loved ones. And always being on the defensive because a manic might act on a whim and physically harm you -- or worse.

It must be enormously stressful for her...oh my mistake...it must be enormously stressful for him. Yes, him. The man who is facing a felony trail and possibly prison because he believed her, “I’m a prisoner” act. This self-pitying bitch seems fine. As a matter of fact, she looks and sounds like she doesn’t have a fucking care in the world! How nice.

...when you must wake...

Good point! But then again, he's just another grifter who got burned trying to do his grifting biniz! Only J slime lemmings will miss that douchenozzle!

I won’t miss him (obviously) but I have a hard time accepting the possibility of anybody (and I mean anybody) going to prison for getting wrapped up in Britney Spears and her incessant head games. Everywhere she goes, she leaves damaged men in her wake. He definitely deserves the permanent restraining order. I would prefer to see him get probation and a stiff fine then lose the lawsuit and be forced to pay the victim’s medical bills and damages. Prison? No. It’s too far beyond the pale. Imagine him in the yard and being asked, What are you in for? He answers, Britney Spears and a process server. The Darwin Committee will make sure he has a bed reserved in the infirmary!

Speaking of grifters...

How does someone learn to be a grifter? Trial and error is a possibility. The failure rate is probably high. Then there is the old fashioned way. The person learns from a mentor (perhaps one who’s involved in a national scandal and was sent to prison). He develop contacts and gains access to his mark. How does a grifter meet his mark? Maybe he meets them at a pre-2003 charity event. This story still has one or two interesting aspects. If I learn more I’ll post about it.

Con artists just go after the weak. People seem to quickly forget how premeditated his actions were. He said he was going after her and that's just what he did! It was all planned and all he had to do was act like some sort of rescuer. He just grossly underestimated how dangerous it is to to hook up with a mentally screwed person like her! I don't feel an ounce of pity for him, or anyone else stupid enough to go after her and the trail of blackened bodies she left behind. Now she's alone and she'll probably be that way for a long, long, looooong time! The only reason anyone would want to babysit an adult like her is if they think they are going to get very well paid for it. She wouldn't be able to trust anyone unless her inborn stupidity overtakes everything else. So what if a criminal screwed over a very willing victim? Serves all of them right!

I agree...but actually I was talking about the other grifter. Someone wrote about him having a notorious mentor who he shunned when the shit hit the fan. And you’ll love this...the con artist was involved with a former President, a First Lady and a slew of celebrities! He was sent to prison and he wrote a book (summer reading). I have been looking for a copy of group photos. I‘m curious whether the convict is in one of them. No luck so far.

If a D list producer ever makes a Lifetime movie about her this should be the title!

“The Trail of Blackened Bodies She Left Behind!”

LOL!

Oh, Scooby Loofta! Too many grifters to keep track of. Who was that again? The Reagans? I sort of remember reading about that. John the Killer Clown Gacy met a lot of important people too! He screamed kiss my ass as the chemicals flowed into his veins. Love or hate the death penalty, it was completely effective and well used on him! I remember that from writing a thesis on the death penalty back in college.

The Clintons!

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The golden fleece.(Aaron Tonken and charity embezzlement scandal)
Publication: Vanity Fair
Publication Date: 01-AUG-03

http:// www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-7029224_ITM

King of Cons: Exposing the Dirty, Rotten Secrets of the Washington Elite and Hollywood Celebrities (Hardcover)
by Aaron Tonken (Author)

In a LAND of MORAL IMBECILES,I knew I could be KING.

He was one of the most prominent producers of fundraising events in the country, throwing monumental charity bashes, securing millions of dollars in donations for the sick and needy. The trouble was, some of the people profiting were greedy politicians, and many of the charity cases were really only pampered Hollywood stars. It's a true-life spectacular that only Hollywood could produce.

Now, the story that shook the industry will finally shatter the façade of Hollywood's philanthropy and Washington's populism, once and for all exposing how empty are the real lifestyles of many of the rich and famous, and what really happens to charity money meant for the poor.

When Aaron Tonken arrived in Los Angeles in the early nineties, he had nothing, not even a high-school education. Yet within just a few years, he was a friend and business associate of the leading lights of Hollywood and the most powerful people in Washington. Tonken produced many of the biggest charitable and political functions ever seen on either coast, honoring former presidents Ford and Clinton, and raising money for the preferred charities of some of the biggest names in showbiz.
But hidden behind the glamour of these galas was a sordid tale, as Tonken became the central character in a tragicomedy featuring demanding stars and politicians grasping for big-dollar campaign donations.

In King of Cons, you'll read how Aaron Tonken:

Helped Hollywood darlings use money from their own charities

Was mentored by Peter Paul--ex con, Fabio manager, and business partner of Spider-Man creator Stan Lee

Got sucked into the criminal underworld of Los Angeles--the con artists, grifters, and porn kings.

Was bullied by the diva behavior of Roseanne, Paula Abdul, Natalie Cole, and members of the cast of Friends

Was approached for payments for appearances or performances at charity events by Cher, Sylvester Stallone, Lance Bass of *NSYNC, and the Democratic National Committee
Got involved with Denise Rich, ex-wife of fugitive financier Marc Rich, the subject of a controversial last-minute pardon by President Bill Clinton

From his bizarre days as a virtual prisoner in the decrepit mansion of Zsa Zsa Gabor to his entanglements with hustlers, con artists, and the Clintons, Aaron tracks the whole sordid story of how he squandered millions of dollars from charities in the world of celebrity politicians and politicking celebrities.

http:// www.amazon.com/King-Cons-Washington-Hollywood-Celebrities/dp/1595550003

Ah yes, Bill 'the Humidor-I did not have sexual relations with that woman' and his long suffering wife, Hillary! I think someone, maybe you, dropped that VF article on here a while ago. Gacy met a 1st lady (Rosyln Carter?) and hobnobbed with a lot of local power mongers, so nothing hardly ever surprises me.

Is this really the truth?

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thetruth said:

Um hello. He is gay. Anyone who has lived in weho knows he gay, not that it matters. He was best friends with Aaron Tonken for years, until the man got arrested and went under fire, then Sam disappeared and virtually had NOTHING to do with him, smart move huh?
If anyone knew he was bestest friends with Aaron Tonken, I doubt theyd have much to do with him, since everyone and their mom has sued him. He was involved in everything Aaron was involved in...legal and illegal.

Hows that for some juice.

Taking a bow.

January 9, 2008 6:58 PM

http:// www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2007/12/17/britney-spears-to-marry-sam-lutfi-may-be-awkward-because-he-s-gay.aspx

I guess I was thinking of a different article? Interesting. My theory is that most people that seek such power get there by abusing whatever power they manage to get. Absolute power...

I don't think the VF article was here when I was here. But who knows.

Tonken briefly lived at Zsa Zsa’s mansion (she related to Paris Hilton by marriage).

Lutfi knows Paris Hilton (she’s in one of the group photos at an event)

Tonken also briefly managed Roseanne Barr.

When Lutfi met Danny Haines he told him he knew Roseanne (which always seemed odd because she‘s older and doesn‘t go to clubs).

I want to know if Tonken and Lutfi are in any of those group photos!

John the Killer Clown Gacy met a lot of important people too! He screamed kiss my ass as the chemicals flowed into his veins. Love or hate the death penalty, it was completely effective and well used on him! I remember that from writing a thesis on the death penalty back in college.

One night, when I’m more alert I would love for you to tell me more. It sounds fascinating!

I've got to run to the store for something I forgot and is my one true addiction, Diet Coke! Nuclearsweet is nasty stuff, so I'm weaning off it slowly. Might check back in. I don't drink coffee, but I'm about to start.

Classic Nietzsche - The Will to Power

And...

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake attended Tonken’s fraudulent charity events pre-2003. Did Lutfi work for Tonken? Did he met her 5 years ago?

Quickly, my paper was on the efficacy and fairness of the D Penalty. I will say that I am on the fence as to it's use, but I think it will be struck down very soon as applied to the public domain (military may possibly keep it?). My main rationale is that if torture is ever completely outlawed (at least that we would know of) here in the US, people will figure out the irony of 'Welcome to the US! We won't torture you, but we will kill you. Have a nice day!' Be back-I think?

Very interesting!

My eyes are getting sleepy. If I’m not here when you return, it was fun (as always). One footnote. I think he had a plan before he introduced himself to her mother. Recently, he filed a massive lawsuit against them. I wouldn’t be surprised if their lawyers contacted Tonken and his associates, and/or sent private investigators to WeHo to make inquiries. I know I would!

Back for a bit and better caffeinated. I'm sure you're right. People just don't simply fall into that type of relationships, especially given all of their sordid and criminal histories. They knew what they were doing and only when the shit went completely downhill was when these douches started trying to play the hero.