X17 XCLUSIVE: BRITNEY's VMA WARDROBE!

I LOVE U BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?☆☆☆☆

I LOVE U BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

beautifullllllllllllllll

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

She's the most beautiful pop star ever!

Britney's BACK!
I love you Britney.

YOU PATHETIC LOSER HATERS NEED TO STFU AND GET A LIFE!
I just wanted to be the first to scream the typical rant on a britney blog.
Go ahead and bash the bitch now!

Larry Rudolph just said again the little tard isn't going to perform! And too bad about those dresses, she will fuck them up for sure!

I'm so proud of you Britney!
Can't wait (:

Look at dumb little Vera, no one had even posted anything yet against her and she's already going off! But just for you Vera, I will profess my ever present disgust for this ugly, untalented, drug seeking, soap and comb hating, child neglecting before career is neglected, redneck, FAS cow!

My soul ,my inner light that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Worth to care for .
Worth to live for .
So joyfull to experience it .
Love :)

Astral Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!
Love :)

I love britney. im excitd even tho she's not performing. cause she will be opening the show. and def. win an award :)

GO FUCKING YOUR SELVES HATERS..IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT BRITNEY IS BACK..SO CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS AND DONT RIGHT COMMENTS FOR BRITNEY IF YOU HATE HER SO MUCH..ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE YOU SO PATHETIC..

be sure to check the heels on her shoes that they're not defective like last year.

there is going to be a big surprise so you haters don't watch k?

hi stylemaven

Thanks for inspiring me to write another comment. Just because she gets some bread crumbs thrown at her, you idiots thinks she is running the fucking world! MTV is obviously looking for ratings because everyone knows what a horrendous job she did last year there. At 26, she looks well beyond her years, but her brain is still well below her years. Way below! She can't even take a shit without someone micromanaging it for fear of her doing something stupid. And not only is she watched 24/7, but it is mandated by the courts that someone has to be present whenever she is with the kids! That stuff only happens to major league fuck ups! Yeah sure, queen of the world who is walked on a short leash by her daddy! Hell, she can't even brush her own hair without a team to do it and that only happens when her handlers force her to. Even her own mother is not afraid to shred her! And perhaps the greatest thing is that all you so called fans create so many fantasies and unrealistic expectations that it will be impossible for her to ever live up to them!

LOLLOL 2:16. Bored much?

I hope you guys are correct, i'm so excited, i won't sleep untill the show is on.

(((((((((((((((trisha))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((kira)))))))))))))))!!!!!!!

((((((polar bear)))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aye carumba

be sure to check the heels on her shoes that they're not defective like last year.
September 6, 2008 2:04 PM
Posted by: Fan
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Of all the bullshit excuses, that has to be the greatest one ever! Oh, so it was her shoes that made her look like a confused, drunken cow that couldn't even remember the lyrics to her own fucking songs? It was her faulty shoes that made her blow off rehearsals that might have made her look like less of an idiot. Was she wearing these same shoes when she lost her kids? Or got strapped to a gurney? If you're going to make up bullshit excuses, at least try to make them almost believable!

s'up doc

2:24 = bored and full of rage

well let's just hope she has the good sense to change into those 6 outfits in private and not just drop her drawers in front of the crowd!

Slightly bored and tired of you mouth breathing Britards.

very bored and angry. perhaps a good lay would ease some stress. that's assuming you can pry your legs apart

Why does her chest start half way down her body? The space from her neck down to her chest is very extended.

Is that called a long torso?

THE PRİNCESS OF THE POP !

Too too bad she didn't put as much effort into keeping her kids as she did her career!

Once you have failed at parenting, nothing else is of consequence.

Is she not ashamed? Is a "comeback" worth more than the welfare of her two little boys? SMH

It doesn't matter what designer dress this whore puts on, she still makes it look like it came from the 5 and dime store. She is so cheap and tacky.
She needs to cover up those nasty short, fat, stubby tree trunk legs.

Britney is back is she?????

Like the fat bitch ever went away in the first place.

saturday people! get laid and destress yo anry selves!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sure, you are fat pigs, but there is someone for everyone!

I know because I am one!

The legs are beautiful and it sexys!
shit talker may be gay

Oh here the scank goes again. She can't sing so she will have to lipsinc and do her live sex show to keep people interested. I wonder if Kevin will let the kids watch their useless mom slither around on stage. She has no talent other than being a sleeze. She needs to realize that she cannot mature and keep acting like this. She and her family should be ashamed of themselves. She still looks not all there , old and dirty as ever no matter who dresses her. Oh yeah thats right she still needs people to around her to make sure she baths, works and remember that she has children. What a loser.

Look at dumb little Vera....Posted by Sept 6, 2008 1:52 PM

I bet nobody ever tells you jokes cause you never get them, retard!

she's not performing, go to perezhilton.com, he talked to her manager larry rudolph.

Watching the video, she's not ready yet! Larry Rudolph is smart to keep her from dancing in public. She still looks like a shadow of her former self, making half moves and all. But 5 dresses? You're too funny. She doesn't even have the one she's supposed to wear yet...they can't agree on how short to make it.

what should i wear to the vmas this year?

^^^
a bag over your head

this fat talentless unattractive has been aka britney spears is a lowlife white trash whore who can do nothing but reminisce about the old days when she used to be relevant. she is a hick from kentwood who has nothing to do but drink all day until she drops. what a waste of space. when she realizes what has become of her life and what it is that she could have done with her life then she will lose her mind again. that would be something that would be worth watching. it would be a lot more entertaining to watch rather than seeing her pretend to sing and do her best stripper moves. ultimately the biggest joke is on the people who are fans of hers. they are the biggest losers of in the world. i enjoy tearing them to pieces on here. what is it about her that makes her so special and entertaining? you could find what shes does at a strip joint.

-the biggest loser is the kira imp

Kira RoX!

bye you bored sexually frustrated fat ass.

Slutney may change as often as she likes. She will still be a fat, untalented has-been and a horrible mother.

And Perez just published Larry Rudolph's most definite statement that Porky Spears will NOT perform at the VMAs, just present.

I see all the poor taste in style lately and I just think to myself, thank god I found a store online that carries all the latest and last season shoes, handbags, wallets and more. Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Dior, Prada and all the rest, but they sell them up to 80% off retail store prices, they are not cheap crappy fakes either I been ordering now from them for over a year. Zilagens.com

Oh, I see. She needs several dresses because they assume she will spill wine on them, vomit, tear them up, etc. or she will be too fat to fit in most of them. Or her dog will do the caca on them.

Talking about dog(s) - where ARE her dogs? Where is London? She probably f*cked him up too just like she did her kids. What kind of world is this where incompetent retards who are not able to wash themselves properly or comb their hair, are actually allowed to own dogs and when the dogs disappears, nobody really cares.

Maybe she gave the dog back to its father too!

It's really sad when you're 26 and supposedly some kind of celebrity, and video blogs like this one have to use your old picture from years ago, because you've become too fat and fugly.

Larry Rudolph confirmed on PerezHilton.com that Britney will NOT be performing at the VMAs... this sucks!

Larry Rudolph confirmed on PerezHilton.com that Britney will NOT be performing at the VMAs... this sucks!

Larry Rudolph confirmed on PerezHilton.com that Britney will NOT be performing at the VMAs... this sucks!

Larry Rudolph confirmed on PerezHilton.com that Britney will NOT be performing at the VMAs... this sucks!

That leopard print dress looks terrible on her. The top is cut too low and makes her boobs look really saggy and droopy. And with the bottom of her dress being too high, it just looks entirely out of proportion.

Granted, she does look not so dirty and chubby as of late, but she certainly isn't sexy.

I bet a judge would reward the tribe that Brad and Angalina pulled their adopted kid out of both of britneys kids in return. The kids would have a better life in a third world country starving with flies crawling all over them than in her care.

You are a fool 4:41. Go masturbate or something for fucks sake.

Yep, Larry Rudolph did just say again this video footage is not Britney rehearsing for the VMA's. He said she is diffinitely NOT performing.

Could ten more people post what Larry Rudolph said, please!

Yep, Larry Rudolph did just say again this video footage is not Britney rehearsing for the VMA's. He said she is diffinitely NOT performing.

I WANT TO ASK KIRA AND THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO TOLD SO BAD FOR BRITNEY..ALL OF YOU WHEN YOU SAYING BAD THINKS FOR BRITNEY WHAT DO YOU FEELING?..YOU FELLING SPECIAL? YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER PERSON THAN HER?..YOU WROTE COMMENTS FOR HER KIDS FOR HER LIFE..WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER AND HER FEELINGS?
LOOK YOUR MISSERABLE LIFE AND LET BRITNEY..

she's going to change her outfit 6 times? just because she is hosting a bit of it? I don't think so. who are your "inside" sources?? they're crap.

Larry Rudolph confirmed on PerezHilton.com that Britney will NOT be performing at the VMAs... this rocks!

^^Speaking of speacial....

ROFL

what is speacial? is that a type of foreign dish??

HaHaHa I mispelled special

probably because YOU'RE pretty special. haha

E says this video footage is not Britney rehearsing for the VMA's.

I like pie

You can tell from that picture it's her time of the month.
Not menstrating,
For washing and brushing her hair.

IM SO PROUD OF HER, IM CRYING!

Ian Halperin's upcoming Britney tell-all: He explains what happened at the 2007 VMAs: "She passed out on a chair in her dressing room a few minutes before going onstage," he writes, "and had to be revived by her manager." Face it, you'd perform like that, too, if you'd just woken up to the frantic screaming of Sam Lutfi.

Yah, you would pass out too it you were on enough drugs to kill a small cow. Good thing she's not a SMALL cow.

lmooooooooo

MTV is behind Britney all the way. There is an untold story of which they are aware, and so is Ian Halperin.

Lufti knows better than to get within a state's distance of her.

yeeea good thing she wasa big cow

ole lufti is sweating the release of the book

In her forthcoming book, "Through The Storm - A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World," Lynne describes how Lutfi worked his way into her daughter's life and tried to cut her off from her loved ones.

She writes, "She (Britney) was sad, floundering, ripe for a predator to come along. Britney was open to this man who rode in on a white horse. Within a month of meeting, Sam was in complete control of her life. He appointed himself as her gate-keeper, and there was no one he wanted to keep the gate closed to more than Britney's family."

Lynne goes on to tell how Lutfi claimed Britney would commit suicide if they tried to sack him, threatening, "If you try to get rid of me, she'll be dead and I'll p**s on her grave."

Britney was put under her father Jamie's conservatorship after her personal troubles, and has since regained her health and access to her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Lutfi's restraining order came to an end this summer after Jamie Spears decided against applying for an extension of the ban.

Sam Lutfi Britney Spears Tell-All Book
August 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Tagged as Books · Britney Spears · Sam Lutfi

A blast from the past is threatening Britney Spears’ sobriety as former pal Sam Lutfi shops an “explosive tell-all” about the star’s spiral into despair.

Sam is ready to drop bombshells about sex and drugs-and offer a unique intimate peek inside the 26-year-old singer’s shocking meltdown earlier this year, according to a Star Magazine insider.

Amongst the explosive claims Sam could plaster in print is a time the pseudo-bodyguard “dragged Britney out of a cocaine party.”

Sam, who law enforcement officials and members of the Spears family have accused of once controlling every aspect of the pop star’s life, says “she was doing so many lines, she didn’t even know where she was.”

Sam denies he’s writing a book about the time he spent as Spears’ right-hand man, but tabloid insiders beg to differ.

“We hope he’s backing off, but money talks, and he could get a lot for a tell-all.”

I don't gots anymores. I'm keep trying.

I've been dreaming of the day I would see Britney stand tall in a beautiful couture gown for a long time.

Money doesn't talk from a jail cell.

Lynne Spears' book not so much about parenting, more about her kids' private lives (That's sweet.) More: Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Lynne Spears, pregnancy, Sam Lutfi Lynne Spears new book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World will hit bookshelves next month and it appears ol' Lynne is cashing in her kids' lives. The book includes chapters on Britney's meltdown and Jamie Lynn's teenage pregnancy. Without these tests of inner strength, Lynne might not have had the fortitude to write this book and totally pay off her Mercedes. E! Online reports: "The stories Lynne shares reveal the heart of a mother who struggles to keep faith at the center of her life through its many unexpected twists and serendipitous turns," the prereview states. The book retails for $24.99. According to BreatheHeavy, a Britney fansite, the publisher says the book sheds light on much more, even touching on Britney's breakdown, Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy and the infamous Sam Lutfi. The Superficial has obtained an advanced copy of the book and would like to present its readers with an exclusive excerpt from the Sam Lutfi chapter. Through the Storm on bookshelves Sept. 16: IX. Douchebeard at the Helm There we were in Britney's living room. She demanded I let her watch Crossroads for the third time that night or else she'd eat an entire bucket of chicken and throw her career down the toilet. This was, of course, months after the MTV VMA debacle, so I couldn't have cared less if she wanted to devour a live buffalo. (I would eat those words later during a trip to the zoo.) When I explained to her she was holding a decorative basket full of pine cones, the situation became nuclear. "Stop sleeping with my boyfriend! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!" Much to my horror, she began eating the pine cones. She always had strong teeth as a child, but my word, those things didn't stand a chance. Sam Lutfi simply laughed and continued stuffing that damn duffel bag of his full of cash. You figured he'd at least be subtle about it, but that's when I knew: I had to have him. We made love in the garage, and to this day, I never knew if Britney saw the whole thing. I didn't even notice her there until she tried to butter her toast with the hedge clippers. Fortunately, no one got hurt except for the bodyguard she stabbed to death. His family asked a lot of questions. I mean, geez, get over it already. Photo: E! Online, Thomas Nelson

Shitneys ugly as hell. Who would want to watch a fat ugly skank on perform on stage when you know this slut has two kids?

Hold up its big.

bookshelves Sept. 16: IX. Douchebeard at the Helm There we were in Britney's living room. She demanded I let her watch Crossroads for the third time that night or else she'd eat an entire bucket of chicken and throw her career down the toilet. This was, of course, months after the MTV VMA debacle, so I couldn't have cared less if she wanted to devour a live buffalo. (I would eat those words later during a trip to the zoo.) When I explained to her she was holding a decorative basket full of pine cones, the situation became nuclear. "Stop sleeping with my boyfriend! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!" Much to my horror, she began eating the pine cones. She always had strong teeth as a child, but my word, those things didn't stand a chance. Sam Lutfi simply laughed and continued stuffing that damn duffel bag of his full of cash. You figured he'd at least be subtle about it, but that's when I knew: I had to have him. We made love in the garage, and to this day, I never knew if Britney saw the whole thing. I didn't even notice her there until she tried to butter her toast with the hedge clippers. Fortunately, no one got hurt except for the bodyguard she stabbed to death. His family asked a lot of questions. I mean, geez, get over it already. Photo: E! Online, Thomas Nelson

its fixed

Shitney looks like a used up whore thats been doing drugs.

Shitney looks like a fat hooker in that dress.

Shitney looks like a fat slob.

Back to her best: But is svelte Britney back with Adnan?
By Lizzie Smith
Last updated at 10:24 AM on 02nd September 2008
Just as things looked to be getting better for troubled Britney Spears it appears she has reunited with her badboy former lover Adnan Ghalib. The popstar is taking a break in Las Vegas before before attending the MTV Video Awards later this week. And she has been showing off her newly svelte figure, looking better than ever as she relaxed by the pool in a tiny bikini before heading out in a slim fitting sundress.
But also in the city is Birmingham paparazzi Adnan, who has been accused of having ulterior motives by Britney's father Jamie. Back to her best: Britney Spears shows off her new body in Las Vegas The 36-year-old has barely been seen with Britney since she was hospitalised for psychiatric treatment in January.
But despite Britney's father's staunch disapproval of Adnan, the pop star is understood to have started seeing Adnan again, TMZ.com reported. However sources claim the two haven't got back together for purely romantic reasons - Britney is apparently terrified Adnan has an explicit video of her, filmed during the couple's brief trip to Mexico in January. Britney's ex Adnan Ghalib was also in Vegas, sparking rumours of a reconciliation 'Britney's really scared that Adnan has a sex tape,' an insider told MailOnline last month.
'She wants to get it out of his hands.' Britney's father, who is still her legal custodian following a legal order earlier this year is said to have made his dislike of Adnan obvious. 'Britney's father can't stand Adnan,' said the source. 'He thinks he's seedy, with ulterior motives.' Britney stunned fans when she started dating Adnan last Christmas after years of complaining about paparazzi attention. But after her recent troubles, including losing custody of her two young sons, the star seems to be getting her life back together. She has been working out to get back her former figure, and is planning on relaunching her career with a duet with former flame Justin Timberlake.

Shitney sucks at dancing and singing because it sounds like crap and it kills your ear drums when this slut sings.

She’s beutiful in dots an so skinny in bikini suit. Hold up its big.

andy does herself with a ball bat while looking at KFeds pic

But also in the city is Birmingham paparazzi Adnan, who has been accused of having ulterior motives by Britney's father Jamie. Back to her best: Britney Spears shows off her new body in Las Vegas The 36-year-old has barely been seen with Britney since she was hospitalised for psychiatric treatment in January. But despite Britney's father's staunch disapproval of Adnan, the pop star is understood to have started seeing Adnan again, TMZ.com reported. However sources claim the two haven't got back together for purely romantic reasons - Britney is apparently terrified Adnan has an explicit video of her, filmed during the couple's brief trip to Mexico in January. Britney's ex Adnan Ghalib was also in Vegas, sparking rumours of a reconciliation 'Britney's really scared that Adnan has a sex tape,' an insider told MailOnline last month. 'She wants to get it out of his hands.' Britney's father, who is still her legal custodian following a legal order earlier this year is said to have made his dislike of Adnan obvious. 'Britney's father can't stand Adnan,' said the source. 'He thinks he's seedy, with ulterior motives.' Britney stunned fans when she started dating Adnan last Christmas after years of complaining about paparazzi attention. But after her recent troubles, including losing custody of her two young sons, the star seems to be getting her life back together. She has been working out to get back her former figure, and is planning on relaunching her career with a duet with former flame Justin Timberlake.

its fixed

it's not fixed

it's broken

its not broken

the ball bat broke in two.. andy shattered it

Shitney looks like shes high on crack cokecane drugs.

Look, she's been starving herself to lose weight for so long that she's eating her phone. Better not let her back near her kids for awhile or they will become original and exra crispy.

Tomorow she’s beautiful an does happy singing. You watch and see. I no. I love her singing best. Every body writes her storys down to be happy like she an me.

Shitney looks drunk as hell.

Maybe this whore will choke and die when she swallows her celphone?

omg from gay ass 52 year sunnyday fans to 7.25pm types left as a fan base.

Nah, she's swallowed bigger things

andy lose the ball bat and take a spelling class

I'm keep trying for mores.

britney should not go to the vmas because there is really no point to her being there. she is a degenerate with no class and she is white trash. the people who post their love letters to her on here are losers with no lives. i have taken it easy on them lately, but from now on i will go after britney fans with everything i got. if it means that i have to go anonymous to take you out or if i have to post under a bunch of made up names then i will do so. the battle lines have been drawn and you have been warned. from now on it is war and when i am done with the people on here there will be no one left to post.

Kira,
Where were you when I needed help writing my book? I could have used your insight to help me tell the truth about my embarrassment of a daughter that used to be my cash cow.

Shitney looks like a bunch of cow shit.

Shitney probley swallowed down a bunch of mexican tacos when she was taking a huge dump.

This whore still looks like a 50year old tranny in every picture.

Shitneys arms look like mans arms, Her legs look like tree trunk legs and her body looks fat and chubby and her hair looks like birds nest hair.

I'm keep trying for mores an mores. Where to find beutiful brown hair sister happy singing?

I leave for weeks and this is what I return to? Bah humbug.

BORING.

Where to find happy singing from beutiful brown hair sister from picture?

http://
gossipsout.com/stars/alli-sims/

Is that a suit from K-mart?

Shitney looks like crap.

Brit loses weight.

K-Fed and Alli gain weight.

There is a god.

In the 1st picture shitneys dress looks too short on her because you could almost see her crotch again.

Shitney looks like shes growing a birds nest in her hair.

Why is this slut trying to eat her celphone in the 1st picture? Is shitney that hungry and desperate for more attention?

You see beutiful brown hair sister allisims. Where to find happy singing pleease?

Shitneys fat was all jiggling when she was dancing inside the video.

Shitney looks like a pile of dog shit.

No no fat. You see no fat. She’s beutiful an so skinny in bikini suit. She be more sexy for happy singing.

You look see no fat. Only skinny in bikini suit. Only more more sexy.

http://
gossipsout.com/stars/britney-spears/

Shitneys fat as hell.

Shitneys fat,ugly as hell.

No you look see. No fat only skinny.

English much?

I many english no say fat only skinny. I no can put picture. No you look see. No fat only true only more more skinny.

Shitneys getting fatter by the minute.

Sarah Palin = Lynne Spears on steroids!!!

ETs , spirits?
The very same nso powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Gov. Palin, stay the hell away from our moose!

No say more fat fat fat. No more fat not true. Only more more skinny an more more sexy bikini suit. I see soooo skinny you no look see. I no you not no.

http://
gossipsout.com/stars/britney-spears/

When shitney kept bending over twice inside the video when shitney was dancing, Shitney looked like she was about to fart in someones face.

All of Brit's hard work is finally paying off. She really needs a successful performance at the VMA's to help her on the road to her recovery.

Is that the real kitty or is it the fake imp kitty?

Shitney looks like shes about to fart in someones face.

Good you no say more fat fat fat. You look see. I say true. You say true.

Hiya, Andy! I'm baaaack! My daughter is visiting me, from London, just in time for the TIFF - Toronto International Film Festival. Brad & Jennifer are both here, but at separate hotels. How are you in Chi-town, sweetie?

Incredible.
I can't wait for her come-back...Britney Spears isn't a quitter!
She looks fabulous and the song rocks...sending positive vibes. It's only up from here folks!

7:54pm The 2nd, You make no sense at all because I dont understand a word your saying. I sugest you go take an enlish class or something and then when your ready start to make sense again then you could comeback and talk again. Maybe that would be easy for you to learn since your having trouble speaking enlish in here? I think that might help you get better at your english maybe.

Andy, I'm watching "Ocean's Twelve", with Brad & The Boys, right now!

Britney is %100 not performing but she'll be opening show. who cares, SHE'S BACK!
IT'S BRIT BRIT, THE QUEEN OF MUSIC!

Hi kitty! Thats awesome that your daughter is visiting you from london! Thats AWESOME! Oh and I have been in alot of pain lately because I keep getting this side stitch some how and Ive been feeling kinda sick to my stomach lately so yea. LOL

No I many english good. I say true. You no say true. No more fat fat fat. ok no? I gots mores americas happy say so sexy an love you. I give you see them says sexy I be true. I give you we be frends. ok good?

Oh kitty, That movie with brad pitt in it was HALARIOUSE!haha! Oh and Ive been voleentering at this nursing home trying to experience how to take care of the elderly people and its all good so far.

“Britney Spears” Takes “America’s Got Talent” By Storm
27 August 2008
Britney Spears impersonator Derrick Barry performed a choreographed routine of "Baby One More Time" on "America's Got Talent", leaving the judges to make some outspoken comments about his impersonation of the pop princess. Positive comments were made by David Hasselhoff, who said "I'm questioning my sexuality", after watching Barry's toned figure and cleavage in action, while Sharon Osbourne said "I just love you - I love Britney. I think there's room for two Britneys". However, British judge Piers Morgan was less positive, stating "I don't think, personally, that grown men should be wearing school girl outfits and pretending to be Britney Spears". But Barry was unrepentant, claiming that "Toxic" singer Britney Spears was his inspiration and defended his routine by saying "There may be people or critics that don't approve of what I do and they may not approve of her, but I'm here because she is so talented. Regardless of what Morgan thought, the audience certainly enjoyed watching Derrick Barry impersonate Spears.

Andy, sorry to hear you're in pain. My son was in the Windy City recently and he couldn't believe how "HAWT" is was there. How are you surviving in all that heat?

I give you. You look see I say true. Mores americas happy singing so sexy I love you. We be frends. ok good?

I know me too,Im just trying to ignore this horrible side stichand Actually kitty, Its almost going into fall now and summers already over finally in chicago and its turning into fall because its starting to get cold out here lately and its been kinda cold here lately so yea.LOL

How wonderful that you are volunteering to help the older folks. Working in a nursing home is very hard, but can be rewarding. Good for you, Andy.

Actually kitty, Its already september 7th already and its already getting cold outside.LOL

Why ThankYou Kitty!

Princess big star storm an she’s beutiful an not fat only so skinny in bikini suit. She be more more more sexy for happy singing. love americas only say love you for so sexy an happy singing. I don't gots anymores. I'm keep trying. I go. Tomorow shes only sexy beutiful an does happy singing. I go. Only happy I come give you. I be frends you. You be frends I ok good.

Well kitty, I have to go to bed now so Ill talk to you some other time during the week or the weekends and hope you have fun with your daughter visiting you! And it was so nice talking to you again and I really apreciated and thankyou so much! That was fun! Well gotta go now so goodnight kitty!

We have had the most rainy summer in Toronto in ages. The sun promises to peek out from behind the clouds for the next few days. I hope all the movie stars in town don't get wet during the film fest. They are all welcome to stay with me, especially Clooney.

Kitty, I bet you never have to warn anyone to stay away from your beaver.

McCain-Palin '08!!!!!

G'nite, Andy!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-zing! good comeback 10:40 rofl

Andy is boring as fuuck..yawwwwwwwwwn!

10:40 PM ~ LOL!

ty ty ty night!

yeah andy doesnt seem to be very bright. either that or not all there

nite am!

lmao no Am here! Am doesn't have a humorous bone in her bod.

Andy is a moron

and my beaver response to your stupid stay away from our moose was priceless indeed rofl. night now. Stay out of our politics please.

Who is =^..^=?

andy is gazng at KFAT while fingering herself

The word is out that the VMA dress theme this year is "glitz & glam". We'll see. Love the clothes.

a canuck talking American politics

lol

night. that moose talk made my night! ty ty ty lmao

It was funny as hell. I agree.

um yeah

you can tell us to stay out of your politics when you stop dragging us into wars, ok f*ckface?

OK!

McCain-Palin '08!!!!!

um no fuuckface. its not OK

it's ok because I said it was, i will talk about whatever the f*ck i want.

Canada couldn't help defend Jamaica lmao. You guys can relax. No one needs you.

Tell that to your pin-headed president. We would GLADY walk away from your government and everything it stands for. TRUST THAT.

But we can't because didn't ya know that you people are the world police? yep, can't seem to keep your stupid ass out of anyones business. Always invading people. Give it a f*cking rest.

My kids are American, as was their late father. My family is mostly American (my late dad). I travel back and forth for my work (I lecture American students). Canadian lives are greatly affected by what happens in the States.

Then do it now!!! Go away canuck. No one likes you.

No one likes YOU idiot. Can't leave your country without someone elses flag on your shit cause you'll get beat down. haha.

night. just remember, no one listens when a canuck campaigns in America. Go ahead. Do it all you want.

Obama! Stay away from Kittys beaver!

just remember: don't ever step out of your country without MY flag ALL OVER your shit asshole, you'll b fine. cya!

Waiting for the day Canada needs us AGAIN. I think that will be the time to start taking care of our own ONLY. GOODNIGHT dumbfuck.

dam man why cant these effin canadians try to solve there own probs rather than mouth off all the time.

California —Population:
36,457,549 (2006 est.)

Canada — Population:
33,390,141 (2007 est.)

because they are hopeless. next!

true. g'nite.

lol 11:07-2

Canadians are pain the ass

or pain in the c*unt, lol!

yes canadians cant help their OWN selves out of crisis. but lo and behold they will be begging for help from us again soon. i hope we remember how they have treated us.

yeah canucky kitty is a c*nt

draft off another country you fuckin' canucks

so is canuckie chucky

so?
we like our space. that's why you'll notice canada is MUCH MUCH cleaner for the most part. We don't enjoy living like diseased nasty rats in a box.

11:11-2 well said!

Adnan says he is going to the VMA Awards. Supposedly Brit's family threatened Adnan, by reporting him to 'ICE', if he went ahead with a tell-all book about her and their relationship. Interesting.

lmao 11:13-1

all canadians are c*unt faced idiots

more big talk from a tiny fucking country eh canuka nukas keep waving your shitty maple leaf losers lmfao

America Rules!

when was the last time Canada started a war? Oh wait, that's right. we haven't started one yet...therefore, when have we EVER asked that your men DIE for us?? and yet, you ask that our men die for you all the f*cking time. so f*ck you and your snotty f*ck attitude.

maple leaf roflpimplmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

rat infested slums, clear cut forests, strip mining, and poisoned well water i'm so jeallllllllllous of the canuks!

hey canadian whore @ 11:18. Canada start a war????? Canada can't defend themselves fuckwad! AND we got blown up. You expect us to sit back and take that like you would??? WE AREN'T canada! We have guts and morals and bail the world out nonstop. Except for you assholes next time. WATCH AND LEARN

canuks are northern hillbillies

at this time tomorrow night, wow!

I can't even address that. I wouldn't know where to begin. Too stupid. Stick to talking about britney pls.

LETS SEE A RAGHEAD TROOP BLOW YOU UP...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Dear USA: PLEASE COME GET US!

I'll be there!

yeah well that's karma.

canadians are pussys

yeah let's pretend the canucks here dont exist like the rest of the world does in real life.

poor pathetic canadians,
you better stfu and stop making an ass of yourselves!
lmfaooooooooooo at you, idiots!

Canda whines about ever doing anything yet they are the first ones to scream for help.

britney we love you wow wow you look nice and hot

help? when was the last time a US solider died for Canada?? oh wait, you just like to think you are doing us a favor by asking us to die for you. How funny and backwards you idiots are.

11:28 lol!

stfu Canuck. You are the very type who is dangerous to our country and even YoURS.

Britney should be heading off to bed right now to get a good nights sleep, because she has a really big evening ahead of her on MTV. Betcha the ratings go through the roof! We will all be watching! G'nite and good luck, Brit!

your goverment is the most dangerous thing on this f*cking planet! STFU you moron.

WE RULE THE WORLD! hell yeah!

11:29-2 would say: "Don't taze me, Bro. I'm just a helpless Canuck!"

we have tazers u f*cking idiot.

Obama for Pres of Canada! Splendid idea!

USA RULES!!!!!!!

11:33-1 As surprising as it it, you completely missed the point.

You were making a pointless joke, so I thought i'd match it with something pointless. I don't care, live,breathe, and eat for your government you stupid puppet, i don't care.

Oh yippieeeeeeeeeeee! Canada has tazers! They are a world power now!

Canada sucks big time!

Yes, the world is dependent on the USA. I, for one, am ready to see us become a bit selfish for once.

11:36-1 It's called being patriotic. We Americans love our country. That's something you just can't understand. So be it. You guys need to hook up with Ethiopia or something as your ally.

USA ROCKS!

oh is that what we call an ignorant fool with their head in the sand? patriotic??

We get our asses blown up by a group of suicide nuts and all Canada could do was tuck their tails and try to hide. Paybacks? Well, you know what they say.

Yeah God ain't blessin you much lately, is he? hehe.

We rule! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dear Angry Posters, you DO know that remarks made @ 9:43 PM and 9:46-2 PM are JOKES, right??? Relax, I'm just being silly.

good night canadaland. good night chucky. good night kitty. hope you never need a favor! wait, you always need favors. what was i thinking? LATER

good night canadaland. good night chucky. good night kitty. hope you never need a favor! wait, you always need favors. what was i thinking? LATER

Paybacks? you know all about that, and you're going to continue to know all about it for the next million years. everything comes full circle, you get what you give.

Canada is the new Russia minus any power or credibility. Socialized gov with zero backup. Sucks to be Canadian.

yes you get what you give. scared much???

God bless America
THE GREATEST COUNTRY GOD HAS EVER GIVEN
TO MANKIND!

11:46 not at all:) why would I be?

Yes God Bless L.A..i'll go with that.

God bless L.A.

good night you scary hairy wannabe french hos. USA USA USA USA

say g'nite chucky

g'nite kitty

1:48@1 Linda, is it you?

canada is like 3rd world. plus they are whiny babies who need to remember "you get what you give".

night America! Peace to us and all those who work for it!

your freedom? hahahahaha
that's hilarious. close your dumb fat mouth and pick up a book one day. I know it's probably hard for you to locate one that isn't all pictures.. Perhaps there is one collecting dust under your bed. you'd be amazed at the things you could learn from it.

USA RULES!

reading and catching up and a thought:

Canada really made a big showing in the Olympics too!

Do they do anything well?

11:54

In a word: NO

nite nite AMERICA!

yes, G'nite America! God bless the USA!

g'nite linda you swampy stinky fatty ratty hoe

11:58 jealous much? hahahahaahahahahah

go the fuuck away, obese pig!

jealous of fat ugly american women?? sure..yeah ...right. hehe. g'nite.

Linda is Am and I can assure you Am isn't here canuckface.

BRITNEY RULES!

well i can assure you i don't really care who im talking to.

then be assured of this: STOP trying to guess then

fat ugly American women lmao. Surely you can do better than that. Oh wait. No you can't.

kitty and chucky sitting in a tree:

D.I.S.S.I.N.G.

(the very country who would save them if they needed it). Why? Hell beats me. Because we're good guys.

I wasn't trying to guess. I didn't make the post at 1150.
I am not much on guessing. mainly because i dont care.

American women are the most beautiful women of the world! Eat your hearts out,
c*unt faced canadians!

well I really doubt many Americans care what you have to say about us either. Be careful what you ask for or need.

nighty nite!

I tend to think the arrogance yet outright running scared mouthiness of Canadians will bite them in the ass sooner than later.

Oh and I guess the fact that you ask us to die for you is nothing. Yeah, population is lower then california and yet you expect us to be a huge army and die for you all. and if we even speak a word about how our men come back in body bags for you people, you bad mouth us. if you don't see my point, then I am not even going to try to see yours.

They have already been bitten 12:19. They aren't worth discussing nor supporting at this point. Peace America!

Point is, you have no point. I got yer point right here! DON'T LOOK A GIFTHORSE IN THE MOUTH!

say what? I don't speak fat southern slob. why don't you just go deep fry yourself a twinkie you fat blithering idiot. I know you want to;)

Now, you are wasting all of our time. See ya. Glad we're not ya!

Sappy, pathetic Canadians, lmfao!

swoosh it went right over Canuckie's head once again! "Yer" is part of a colloquialism you northern redneck.

3rd world redneck is more like it!

what part fag??? oh wait did you learn that from Yuh PiXcHuR boX? does it get fox news too? maybe that's why you know so much about the war and the world, eh?

TOODLES CHUCKLES YOU CUUUNT!!!!!!!!!!

Shes so beautiful...cant wait...we love you BRITNEY.....

12:26

HOW can you expect someone who can't tell if they're French or Canadian to understand American/English colloquialism? lollol

um have you ever heard of french canadian? they kinda combine the two...you complete waste of space. wow extra huge moron in room.

chucky cheese has now stopped to using the fag word rofl. She chokes when fighting a losing battle.

chucky cheese has now stooped to using the fag word. She always chokes when fighting a losing battle.

oh yeah you are so right. because there is no such thing as being french canadian you f*cking dipshit. spot on. spot on. you are a genuis.

yes, and my guess is that chucky is extra huge.

yes, toodles chuckles. you canadians are always good for a "chuckle", eh?

what is chuckles?

french canadian? lmaoooooooooooo

Do canadian women have hairy armpits? or is that just the french?

something funny about french canada? yeah...we dedicated a whole province to french, can you believe that? it's crazy the things you can learn when you aren't stuffing your fat ugly face,.

I really don't wanna know that answer 12:36. let's let chucky fall asleep.

fat ?????
who is fat???haters go home and see your fatass mother

Stop moaning and do something for a change. Tell YOUR Prime Minister to withdraw from NATO.

Canadians have NO VOICE in American Presidential politics.

il faux que je parte

fat???

one word comes to everyones mind:

AMERICA

home of the fat ass!

g'nite!

calm down chuckwad. just because you are a lardass who sits on the computer 24/7 doesn't mean everyone does.

i don't know a chuckwad

Canadians have NO choice in anything. They are the first to moan and groan and run and hide then beg for help. They are what they are. Smelly chuckies.

chucky cheese is a jfxer. surprised anyone? but even they can't stand her.

chuckwad's boiling mad

she tries to pop out a one liner like every moth or so in hopes that no one knows she is lurking nonstop. no one ever replies to her.

holy f%ck, I'm soo exited!
I've never lost my faith in her, I knew she would be back.
QUEEN IS HERE TO STAY!

chuckwad is communist

chuckwad is a fat lonely bitch

lol!!! best chucky cheese could do it call Americans fat. Generalize much, chuckwad?

is chuckwad your imaginary friend?

chucky loves kira and uffie

how old is chuckles the commi?

Chucky couldn't support what she was fighting about, so she called Americans fat and ran lmao!

lol
I love it when people talk like im not in the room..but I still have no clue who chuckwad is..

chuckles? isn't that the name of a clown? im lost.

trust me, we KNEW you were in the room! YOU always are!

well ya got me there buckaroo.

You Might Be Canadian If
You think it's normal to have a grain elevator in your backyard.

chuckles the commi? acts like roughly 110. looks roughly like 120. fat at any rate.

lol wtf is a grain elavator? why would i have that in my yard??

lollol a grain elevator

even if this is kitty the old bitty, she def knows who chucky cheese is! only 2 of the commis here!

You Might Be Canadian If
Your backpack has more than one Canadian flag iron-on (and you always have room for more).

chucky cheese has clowns i think. but mainly it's just a bunch of games, and you can have a pizza party and stuff. it's a kids place.

lol i don't own a

"backpack"
lol...backpacks are for hiking and crap...i have luggage...but no, i don't iron shit on to it..lol..

You Might Be Canadian If
You pity people who haven't tasted a "beavertail".

America: "Give us your tired, your poor, and your hungry."

Canada: If you're tired, poor, and hungry eff you!"

Kitty and Chucky. Two fat assed clowns indeed.

lollol beavertail

You Might Be Canadian If
You're such a hardcore Canadian punk you used ketchup-flavoured potato chip 'residue' to dye your hair. You know it's kind of gross, but at least you smell good.

Rednecks DO come from all parts of the world. Canada just has more than their share.

well this convo seems to be venturing into something i don't have a clue about and i really don't have the interest to find out.

You Might Be Canadian If
You only know three spices: Salt, pepper and ketchup and substitute beer for water when cooking.

and here the canucks sit...obsessing over American celebs lmao.

wtf is a beavertail? haha you got me with that one...where are you finding this crap?

do they dye their armpit hair?

You Might Be Canadian If
You brag to Americans: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more, are Canadians.

bright red armpit hair dyed w/ ketchup-flavoured potato chip 'residue'

yeah, all that ketchup makes them take dumps so severe it flies up and leaves dingleberries in their armpit hair.

All that ketchup makes them take dumps so severe it flies up and leaves dingleberries in their armpit hair.

lmaoooooooo 1:06!

3 spices? yeah.. toronto has only been titled as the world's most ethnically-diverse city but we only ever use 3 spices. and we're all pale and ghostly too.

You Might Be Canadian If
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant.

yup been to Toronto. lovely place lollollllllllllll

You may be a little too Canadian if
You stay up until midnight (the end of some television station broadcasting hours) to hear the Canadian national anthem.

I guess dingleberries are considered a race there?

You are too Canadian if
You've ever said, 'I need more flannel clothing.'

Toronto is a lovely place. You could never achieve the diversity we have because your a bunch of nasty ignorant racist slobs.

You are too Canadian if
you're chucky 'fuckin' cheese

You might be Canadian if you know the 2008-2009 season will be a year to forget the Vancouver Canucks.

1:12 You stupid fuuck. America is the most diverse country in the entire world.

You might be Canadian
if you're a real fucked up! lol!

lmao chucky fuuckin cheese

Try again you idiot. The British have way more. Your country is not known for it's diversity idiot. that's a laugh.

You might be Canadian if you're icky and incestuous and proud of it!

A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore. He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie. "Master, you have released me from my bondage in this bottle, ask any three wishes and I will grant them to you." The man thought for a moment and said, "I would like the following three things to happen this year -- The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors
win the NBA title."

The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the bottle.

I heard Canada is touting a rather large Muslim extremist population. They know their safe there.

canuks are inbred

It's not that we dislike Canada! It's that we dislike Canadians!

the 911 hijackers went through canada into boston mass.

g'nite chucky and kitty. sweet dreams!

I heard America is touting a rather large population of racists. No wonder everyone hates you idiots. You can't even get along with your fellow man. That's how dumb you people are.

1:24 rofl

You heard wrong again Kitty Chucky. We are diverse because we take care of EVERYONE in America.

that was the biggest load i've ever heard but if you want to believe that, then go ahead.

Man Canucks suck a root! All they can say is fat and racist lmao! Chucky, get outta Ontario much?

but you see, you ARE fat and racist. and you just do it so well that i must remind you sometimes.

visit us, 1:30. you don't seem to get out that much.

ok, 1:30 seriously is ill-travelled and uneducated.

chuckwad's a homophobe it's fag this and fag that

This was fun, but I've grown weary. Bantering with a Canuck is like bantering with a 3rd worlder without a clue. PEACE TO AMERICA.

one more joke on tap

Peace out to all Americans. God Bless Us!

O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North, strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free !
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

chuckwad hasnt had any deek in so long she's drooling over goats.

she wants a goat with a deek made of "steel".

chuckles has to pay a guy to get laid

rofl

that there was the best joke of the night Lol

On Guard! lmaooooooooooo

McCain-Palin 2008!!!!!!!

chuckles doesn't have that much money

On Guard! loves it!! rofl

O woe woe woe Canada!
O slow slow slow Canada!

Obama-Biden Canuck Prime Ministers 2008!

Go blow blow blow Canada?

chuckwad put on flannel and go get some moose dick

lmfao all of them

Tonight's text just goes to show what happens when you waltz into a native land and attack the natives! USA USA USA

go for cheap moose dick chuckwad

lmao! "Palin, leave our moose alone!"

What a sad fuuck. lollol

yep leave it to beaver

Surely there is a Canuckie site for kitty and chucky where they can blast everyone but themselves.

chuckles is too lonely to go bye bye she needs us we're her whole life

I know. I feel bad to make fun of her because this is her life. You are right. But she barked up the wrong tree with the America put downs.

canadians are a runt country filled w/ do nothing but slackers

Right now she must have gone night night so she will be fresh to watch the VMAs. lol

Analogy: The two Canucks who came here tonight slamming the USA is like a NY Yankees fan moving to L.A. and being the sole yelling fan for the Yankees in Dodger Stadium.

1:53 it was a blast. i'm out.

chuckwad stay where yer at, 'till we gets back to yer ta morre.

Night! McCain-Palin '08!!! (yer) rofl

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love:)

Mostly fights. Why is everyone so cranky?

Nobody is going to pay Scam to spin a book of lies.

omg from gay ass 52 year sunnyday fans to 7.25pm types left as a fan base.

September 6, 2008 7:31 PM
Posted by: Vah-Ko

You beat me. I was thinking it too haha

http://
gossipsout.com/stars/alli-sims/

September 6, 2008 8:13 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

WOW! Cousin Alley's a BIG GIRL! She def. has the Spears genes. Uh huh, prob. xtra large with a stretchy waistband.

Gov. Palin, stay the hell away from our moose!
September 6, 2008 9:46 PM
Posted by: Miss Canada

WTF? Hey, hey Miss Canada who died and made you Jack Hanna? Do you think moose only live in Canada? Gov. Palin’s from Alaska. FYI, Alaska has its own moose herds. Don’t be a bitch and mind your own business. It's not even your election.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR TONIGHT..I'M REALLY EXCITED..BRITNEY IS THE MOST THIN BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!
AND WHEN I READ THE COMMENTS OF HATERS I AM LAUPHING VERY MUCH..YOU ARE SO PITIFUL...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://
gossipsout.com/stars/britney-spears/

September 6, 2008 9:46 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

OMG-OMG, didn't you read it? The hot girl isn't Britney, it isn't even a girl. It's a GUY dressed like Britney and he's hotter looking than she ever was! Lmao!!!

September 6, 2008 10:20 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

OMG! WHAT L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E DO YOU SPEAK?
Oops, sorry was I yelling? What language do you speak?
Reading it! The hot girl isn't Britney, it's a GUY dressed like Britney!

and my beaver response to your stupid stay away from our moose was priceless indeed rofl. night now. Stay out of our politics please.
September 6, 2008 10:47 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Beaver Lmao!!!

Canadians need to butt out of our election. It’s none of your business. We don’t care who you pick for PM. Oh and BTW, Canada barely has a military. You have a few brave guys and the rest of you are whiny cowards. Canada’s a token force in our fight. Period! If you don’t want to help well don’t. Quit your bitching and go home. We’re strong enough to stand alone. Oh and Miss ‘Chucky Cheese’ Canada good to know you’re one of the bitchs hating on Americans.

Tonight's text just goes to show what happens when you waltz into a native land and attack the natives! USA USA USA
September 7, 2008 1:45 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

Meddling Canadian bitches can FuckOFF! Canada only has a few brave military guys with us. Good guys but it isn't worth listening to the bitching. Anytime their PM wants them home is fine with me. Too bad their guys have to live surrounded by cowards.

Enough bitching. Get outta our business.

Godspeed to all brave soldiers!

Peace out Americans!

Canada doesn't have many people because half the northern country's a f*cking ice shit, err ice sheet, no ice shit. Americans want to move to Canada? Typical Canuck fantasy. Where can I buy a maple leaf pin before my Christmas in Italy? I need your magic maple leaf for protection. LMAO! Get over yourselves. You’re an unimportant backward country. You're a pimple on the butt of the world.

YAY! IT'S VMA SUNDAY!
I LOVE YOU BRIT BRIT!

LMAO! American on Canuck cluster fuckery. Love it!

Chuck stand up, reach around, pull the stick out of your fat ass and nail yourself to it! If it’s stuck try Albania. We Americans are too busy to help you.

Yo Torontotard

Don't Tread on Me!

3.18
Yeaa , this is the same energy but different person however .
Was so glad to read it ...
Love 4 U Brother :)

Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking .
Thanks Britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney...

no Improvement no Light no Tours to the Moon...
Love :)

I LOVE U BRITNEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Oh bull crap, Perez says Brit's not performing at the VMAs!

My soul my inner light , that fragile ,innocent child in me.
So Precious.
Worth to care for .
Worth to live for .
So joyfull to experience it.
The very gift of Divine ONLY for Humans.
Love :)

uncle sam's the man!

Astral Space ?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins .
No Thanks!
Love :)

Kittyface and Chuckfuck you nosey big mouthed bitches both suck. Pucker up and kiss my pretty AMERICAN ass!

Chucky Cheese STFU

6:50
Real Kitty face is a very nice person,
Kitty/Kira/Style is a fat c*unt who hates Americans.
She's nothing but a jealous pig.

Sarah Palin = Lynne Spears on steroids!!!

September 6, 2008 9:43 PM
Posted by: =^..^=

Really? You think so? Know what I think? I think you’re a blind, know-nothing, liberal bitch for comparing Gov. Sarah Palin to Lynne Fuckup Spears!

ASSmericans are known for being fat pieces of shit. You're country has the biggest obseity rate. Just face it: you're a bunch of fat greedy capitalist idiots.

So fat because you have so much money to waste and sit around. The typical americans work ethic is questionable. Lazy and stupid.

Chuckfuck & Kitty Cuunt you piss up our flag pole, you get a golden shower.

When my people stop dying for your country, that will be the day I won't have a word to say about your politics. but as long as MY PEOPLE keep dying FOR YOUR COUNTRY you can go f*ck yourself.

Hello earth to Chuckfuck, earth to Chuckfuck -- go whine to your PM to bail on Nato and bring your troops home. We'll send a few dozen more of our troops to fill the canuka nuka gap. We don't need you and sure don't want you.

Your stupid government has insisted on this. Until such time as my people are pulled from it, I have EVERY f*cking right to speak my mind and don't think for a second that I won't.

I still have no idea why the hell you keep calling me different variations of chuck,...chuckwad, chuckf*ck, ect.
Save it for someone that knows wth your talking about.

8:20 HEY FAT ASS,
We are the RICHEST and the STRONGEST country of the world, we got the power to bring you to your fuucking knees in a minute, you dumb ratty slut. And we are proud of ourselves..Your poor sappy pathetic ass is dying of jealousy, it's clear as day, lmao! I think it's high time to off it!

you're the richest and the strongest? have you seen your economy lately? haha.

really? your dollar is worth like...how many euros now??? ok then! whatever you say idiot.

Chuckfuck -- your country is part of Nato you IGNORANT CUUNT. Every Nato nation protects the others. Get your government to bail on Nato and your troops go home. The more fuuckers like you want Obama the happier I am. IGNORANT CUUNTS like you give Americans another reason NOT to vote for him! LMAO!!!!!

8:44 yes
we are THE STRONGEST and THE RICHEST country of the world and there's nothing
wrong with our economy, haha, we got shit load of money and power.
Go and fuuck yourself!

you're economy is getting crappy and it's only going to get worse...strongest and richest my ass. Sorry! due to the fact that your genuis of a president spend so much money trying to find weapons of mass destruction, you will now suffer for it.
Do you feel safe and secure now that you've been robbed of all your money and freedom? loser.

No way, Chucky's too lazy to petition & protest her government the changes she's bitching about. The stupid bitch is on here every fuckin day she doesn't do anything except bitch.

yeah strong economy! that's why they started opening up public parking lots in the state of california for the homeless people to put their cars. because your economy is like, sooo strong right now. That's why your business and banks are caving right now. Read a f*cking newspaper you idiot.

Miss CHUCKFUUCK Canada needs to pull her head out of her ass. YOUR government sent your troops. YOU don't like it take it up with YOUR PM. You bitchy canuka slackass.

I live in the "RICHEST" and the "MOST POWERFUL" country of the world and I
feel so safe and secure, u stupid fuuck!
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE ARE THE LUCKIEST and the MOST POWERFUL country EVER!
nuff said.

AMERICANS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF our economy fails be prepared to circle the drain before us. it's a world economy princess. lmfao @ yew!

Typical american idiot. You don't even know anything about your own economy. but what can ya say about a people that can't even locate anything on a map? Typical stupid american.

you're education system has failed you. maybe if you stopped stuffing your face and shooting everyone and actually sat down and tried to learn...you might actually get somewhere.

Chuckwad ask your government how much it has invested in our treasury bonds, hedge funds, mutual funds and the stock market. Cali has the world's 9th largest economy. Canada's economy is like fuucking Belgium. Get ready for the rinse cycle!

OMG! Are these canuka bitchs born stupid or is it the tainted water? LMAO!

why do you keep calling me that? are you retarded? i don't know how many times i've told you now. it might be that tiny little brain of yours. i'll forgive you.

A Day in the Life of a Canuka Nuka

Bitch and moan, munch
Bitch and moan, belch
Bitch and moan, fart
Brit looks pretty!
Bitch and moan
Bitch and moan
I love Obama!!!
Bitch and moan
Bitch and moan, fart
Bitch and moan, fart
I’m too lazy to talk to my PM
Bitch and moan and whine
Bitch and moan and whine
Bitch and moan and whine
Brit is healing she looks hot
Bitch and moan, munch
Bitch and moan, belch
Bitch and moan, fart
Bitch and moan and whine
Bitch and moan and whine
Bitch and moan and whine and whine.....

Oh man she's REEEEEPRESSED bitch!!! lol

9:10 that describes kira's life so perfectly when you change some parts as "nobama" and "shitney is ugly" lol!

what a constipated no life bitch!
go fix YOUR government you stupid twat!

9:24 Another Canuka Nuka bitch, it figures.

sweet liberty you got her number.

Miss Canada's trying to coax a badly needed dump.

There's things to do and people to see.

adios

your goverment is the most dangerous thing on this f*cking planet! STFU you moron.

EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:44 the twat needs correctol lots and lots of correctol. it'll cure her head cramps. lol

The North Atlantic Treaty
Washington D.C. - 4 April 1949

Article 5
The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them in Europe or North America shall be considered an attack against them all and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defence recognised by Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations, will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.

Any such armed attack and all measures taken as a result thereof shall immediately be reported to the Security Council. Such measures shall be terminated when the Security Council has taken the measures necessary to restore and maintain international peace and security.

x17 get your shit right.........she isn't performing tonight.

The 1st time YOU had to live up to the NATO treaty YOU come around crying like baby. Do NATO a favor make your PM QUIT!

She looks incredible in that video. Can't wait to see her tonight!

chuck chuck bo buck

anyone realize how much time she blew in dicovery of jane doe? LIKE months! she effin' lives on the internet!

why don't you do the REST OF THE WORLD a favor and blow yourselves off the face of the earth. Please believe me when I say this world would be a much better place.

even your so-called allies HATE YOU and HATE to defend you ignorant primitive stupid slobs. The world wishes America didn't exist. Everyone in NATO hates you, because you don't even follow NATO rules. You are constantly bending them for your own convenience. Why should anyone in NATO defend a country full of fat arrogant fools? I mean you voted bush in 2 times. Are you people for real? The majority of you are tragically retarded when it comes to anything that takes thought.

Oh looky the canuka coward returned! lol

blow yourselves up. ya won't be missed by the rest of the world.

Be careful what you wish for princess. We're neighbors -- shwoooooosh -- watch out for the fallout LMFAO @ the cowardly canuka cuunt!!! Blowing our Chuckster a big kiss smooch--mawahhh!!!

...I haven't read this thread yet, but after a quick skim it looks like it's going to be a doozy.

I guess I better go make some popcorn for this one!

Chucky the weasel popped its pointy head out of her tiny hole! How C-U-T-E!

DAY 1, JOB NO. #1
((((BOOT Cowardly Canada OUT of NATO))))

chucky! get your popcorn out,
these idiots can't even locate their own country on a map, let alone who is who.

***Canada's our poodle***
Speak-Roll Over-Play Dead

CHUCKY SPEAKS RUFF! LMAO!

...Okay, just finished the thread.

No words.

...So I spent last night watching The DaVinci Code. Was it just me, or was that NOT a good movie?? Do I need to give it another try?

OFF YOURSELF C*NT

...Yeah, I'll get right on that.

I'm off to work for a few hours...Then it's the VMA's!!

Can't wait to see what everyone is wearing. Russell Brand looks like he's a pretty funny dude. Should be an alright show.

12:57 why don't you off yourself you tragic loser. you can be just like your mentally ill idol shitney!! cool!!!

Chucky you're a fuckin low life cuunt get used to hearing it everyday you cum sucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you are so f*cking stupid it's painful. but whatever, call me whatever you want.

leave the cheese alone
you got a problem you better take it up with me. fool.

sniff smells like cunnt cheese in here

Chucky you're a fuckin low life cuunt get used to hearing it everyday you cum sucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 7, 2008 1:27 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

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...I hear this enough from my multiple boyfriends, my dad and my grandpa. Do I have to hear it from you, too?

Aaaah!

eww it smells like dirty trashy american in here...god i know you fat pigs aren't big on health

but could you atleast wear some deoderant to cover up the smell of vomit and pig sweat? it's disgusting, you fat pieces of shit.

sniff reeks like ole chucky cunnt cheese in here. you're a fuckin low life cuunt you tosser get used to hearing it everyday you cum sucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!keep your ugly mouth busy sucking canuk dyke puss up at 855

what is the matter with you people .why are you conatabtly picking out faults britay rocks. dont hate . just bacause she is beatiful, talented and rich cont hate bitchs britney rocks

Britney rocks you fuckers, talk all the shit you want she still has more money than you :)

Oh ms anonymous girl who posted bad comments evrytime I saw brit articles.Your too jealous of brit huh!if your a hater I think you dont even want to see brit.Its funny huh!You almost there everywhere.You have a comments in all brit articles.Sometime I wonder are you really a hater?You act more than a fanatics huh!!!You are more updated than us.If you brave enough show us your email add so that brit fans will answer you directly to your email add....show up girl!!!

PAra sa iyo Ms.Anonymous na walang modo at duwag.Ikaw ba alaga eh galit ke britney o isa kang taong walang magawa sa buhay mo.GAlit na galit ka tapos basa ka ng basa ng articles ng tungkol sa kanya.Sira ba ang ulo mo??Kung naiinis ka wag mong tingnan o subukan manlang tumingin ng artikulo na tungkol ke britney spear,ok.para kang sira ulo at tanga na walang kakatigil magbasa ng tungkol sa kanya tapos magcocomment ka ng walang kabuluhan.At kung matapang ka ilagay mo email add mong baliw ka para dun ka nmin bibirahin.Luka luka.