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Brooke Hogan Takes On Beyonce (And Cassie And Heidi Montag)!

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Brooke Hogan recently did an interview with Sirius radio in which she slams Beyonce, Heidi Montag and Cassie, among others. What sorts of golden nuggets does Hulk's look-alike daughter have to say about music, her life and people who are way more successful and famous than she is?

When asked about Beyonce, Brooke said, "She needs to go sit down and make some babies and chill. She's talented, don't get me wrong, she's talented but just give it a break." Umm, I may not be the biggest Beyonce fan, but I'm pretty sure the Grammy winner has more talent in her armpit flab than Brooke does in her entire body. Beyonce probably doesn't care about Brooke's babbling because she's sitting in a mansion somewhere admiring her 18 carat engagement ring, but if I were Brooke, I'd watch my back!

Though the bulky blonde defends Miley Cyrus for her scandalicious leaked pictures, she rips into Cassie for hers! Brooke told the radio host, "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all like, stretched out." Come on Brooke! You know we'll see nudie shots of you and your junk sometime in the near future, and it won't be pretty!

Oh and the best part? Skip to 5:49 to see Brooke shaking her...umm...well, just watch it.



Two words: Brooke's chin!

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COMMENTS
Posted by: wateva

she is such a beast
and grose
the whole family is i wish we could get rid of them



Posted by: Anonymous

Brooke, should take her own advice! No one wants to see her beast-body and horrible singing.



Posted by: Anonymous

This is like a chihuahua barking at a pit bull.
Absolutely ridiculous.



Posted by: Vera deMilo

My oh my! What an absolute mess this man is. "Brooke" Hogan? More like Bruce Hogan!
She's a f*ckin' DUDE! with the body of Russian weight lifter. Gawd, she looks ridiculous with her spastic moves. Does this fool actually consider that dancing. Another lame blonde wannabe.



Posted by: Anonymous

Godzilla needs to get her/his/it's act together before taking shots at real singers.



Posted by: Janice Marie

BROOKIE RULES BBBBRRRROOOOTTTTHEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!! Believe it haters!



Posted by: MMmmmkay

Janice Marie (also known as BROOKE) Shut the f*** up and go kill yourself. Beyonce has more talent in one eyelash that Brooke could ever hope to have..the horsefaced tranny is the one who needs to go sit down (she is so fat the chair would break) and have more sex with daddy. The entire Hogan family needs to be euthanized..an utter waste of life and they are all butt ugly and inbred



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG. That dress Beyonce has on is the most gorgeous dress I've ever seen and looks marvelous on her.



Posted by: Anon

Ummm, if you listen x17, she tells Keri Hilson to stop and make babies, not beyonce. regardless, I just think she is jealous.



Posted by: Anon

Ummm, if you listen x17, she tells Keri Hilson to stop and make babies, not beyonce. regardless, I just think she is jealous.



Posted by: Shag

I am sick of Beyonce, she's everywhere. Please take a break.



Posted by: Anonymous

tell that BALLS ON THE CHIN,BIG UGLY MAN,HULK TWIN,STINKY,FAKE HAIR,HER FRIEND IS WAY PRETTIER,FAG HAG,GIANT LOSER,REALITY WHORE,DUMB BIMBO TO SHUT UP.



Posted by: Anonymous

Brooke Hogan= Failure. Go away you disgusting skank, you are now and will always be a nobody.



Posted by: Anonymous

Brooke go away and let daddy F*** you that is the only D*** you will ever get close to.



Posted by: RAZZY

HOLY CHRIST HERE COMES THUNDER THIGHS,ASS,CHEST,LEGS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST HER BIG UGLY FAT ASS HEAD !SHE'D HAVE TA WALK AROUND THE WORLD FOREVER TA LOSE ALL THAT SHIT SHES ACARRYING !
MAN WHAT A HOG !!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She's jealous she can't make babies cuz shes really a dude.



Posted by: Anonymous

Brooke looks like Debbie Rowe in this picture.



Posted by: Anonymous

Give her a break. Her fat ass is chapped from her thong bikini. She needs daddy to get the lotion n give her a slow ass rub again.



Posted by: Anonymous

Holy crap she's a fatty!!!!



Posted by: Taranda

Brooke needs to shut up because she has no win in the vocal and/or acting department



Posted by: Anonymous

total pig. its like looking at hulk hogan with a rack. this girl's 15 minutes has been stretched to well over 20 and needs to end.



Posted by: Anonymous

i love brook for standing for her self against that selfish monster royal bitch mom of her s

love brook SHE HAS INTEGRITY AND CLASS IM SICK OF BYONCE



Posted by: Anonymous

I love Brooke!!!



Posted by: Barry

Oh my god! The comments on here are sooooo funny. Can anyone verify Anon's comment that Brooke was actually speaking of Keri Hilson rather than Beyonce. While I like that Brooke is being kind of feisty and trying to start trouble in the media because we all like celebrity feuds. Gives us something to talk about, I don't know if going after a major success like Beyonce would do her any favors because obviously a criticism of Beyonce's career would be stupid since she's done all the ring things. Attacking Keri Hilson would make more sense even though Keri Hilson sang one of my favorite songs with "Knock you Down!" That song kicks ass







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