Xtina's A Dirrty Mommy

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The bright blue viens!!! Gross. The skin is pulled so tightly!

The bright blue viens!!! Gross. The skin is pulled so tightly!

yes, it is written all over her face...."damn, I forgot my pump"!!!!!!!! looks painful!!

can you even breastfeed with fake boobs like that... they are fake right? they sure look it.

Wow.. must be a slow news day.. these pictures are a few days old!

She looks pretty. Just saw her profile on millionaire dating site called BillionaireCupid.com last week. She is writing her blog there.

Ewwwwwwwww, there's nothing more revolting than that picture. Her skin is stretched over her fake implants and the blue veins (ewww, I'm going to lose my breakfast) GAWD that is so fucking sick.

that bitch just love to show her bazookas, yeh yeh, i know they're huge, for once cover it up, it's not cute.

What illegal perv wrote this article?

funny how everyone thinks they're real and that she obviously has to be breast feeding. She might but they're fake

Her implants are underneath her actual breast. Makes it appear to be more natural, well mine look more natural. Her's are pretty ummm big and look fake. But you can still breast feed. Why do they get such large breast, a nice B would look better on her.

That is disgusting with the veins showing like that. She should know better that DOES NOT look attractive. Cover those things up, hell its no secret she has big ones, but damn be a respectable mother and cover them right now, at least a little more, have cleavege if you gotta, but the blue veins, c'mon girl, she was on Ellen and looked hideous then too with them out like that all engorged. Get a grip.

she wishes those where her real tits, fake hoochie and she just had a baby!! once dirty, always dirty!

Her hubby looks a bit humiliated.

if you pretty breast even if they are fake i mean common i least make sure you have nice ones but those blue veins are making me sick!! cover those ugly tatas!!

What jerkoff of yours wrote this childish story? Immaturity at its worst!

the milk containers are NOT attractive!!

i would be afraid to breastfeed with fake boobs. remember when Pam Anderson had her last set removed, she found out they had been leaking. you never know when or if they are leaking and then your baby is drinking silicone milk!!! Her boobs are too big for her body. She got the titties when she was young and very thin, as you get older and more womanly your boobs get bigger...if she would have only waited for that. Now she looks like a cartoon. She is a awesome enterntainer/singer though.

That looks so painful. Being a mother who nursed i know...her boobs are engorged. And there aint nothing cute about that.

her husband does look humiliated, he almost looks embarrassed!

she reminds me of someone else we know.

Was this necessary? Cover them up.

Sorry guys but that looks NAAAAAASTY, plus she has a bad boob job, they're all far apart and they look all fake.

They look so painful!!! Her boobs are gonna look terrible when she stops nursing.. I'm guessing she'll have new boobs before little Max is a year old.

Maybe when all these idiots have missed cancers in their breasts from trying to look like the whores they already are they'll take the crap out.

Who care how they look. Ugly no job Jordan like them

Looks like Clowngirl is "milking" her boobs for all they are worthy (surgery included) by making sure her kawk canyon is showing if full glory.

She's a media whore and I feel sorry for the baby. I really don't think clownface is going to be a very good mommy

THIS DIVA MELTDOWN IS IN THE WORKS, HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE AS ENTERTAINING AS MARIAH'S.

apparently all you twits that posted before me have never had children/been around someone who just had a child. She stated that she was breastfeeding, so thats the reason they are so large. and yes they do get that big when breastfeeding... also just an FYI- they are extremely painful when they get that swollen and they leak milk, so i doubt that her husband has been anywhere near them since she gave birth.
The blue vien comes with the territory. Try having your breasts swell up with fluid til they feel like they are going to bust, then you can comment

I agree, they DO look painful and heavy. Put those away... you're such a pretty girl.

Hey 8:11, DUMBASS, DUH we KNOW THIS lol. I have FIVE children and I certainly wouldn't hang out engorged tits with blue veins all over them. It's PRIVATE stuff. NO ONE except the porn watching fetish pervs like that crap.

Oh by the way, there are MANY men who enjoy breast milk so don't even pretend to know what you are talking about you sheltered moron. Yes, my breasts did swell up with fluid until they felt like they were going to bust, FIVE times, so I can comment all I want.

She should have never gotten those breast implants. They look horrible now.

Eeek. If she keeps it up she is going to either end up with mastitis or losing her milk supply. Go pump or feed that baby!!! ASAP!

god lord women cover up a bit ya you got big boobs thats nice your a mother cover up a bit sheeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

she's hot. the dirty video was crazy - in a good way. yeah, she may have the blue veins - she should get them titties fixed - but she is still very fine

She looks like a HOOKER. Nasty bitch. She has no shame!

stick a pin in 'em and stand back

This a disgrace. Who does she want to entice with those horrible looking breast? Her husband is a punk for not telling her how ridiculous she looks. but then again we all know who the "man" in the relationship is. Have a little self respect Christina you are a mom now.

son venas las que lucen en sus pechos? que ascoooooooo!

lala...I agree! Her husband should have told her how trashy she looks. Why must she look this way every day? Someone needs to tell her that it is not attractive and she needs to chang her look up. Christina...you are a mother now,quit dressing like a hooker.

lala...I agree! Her husband should have told her how trashy she looks. Why must she look this way every day? Someone needs to tell her that it is not attractive and she needs to chang her look up. Christina...you are a mother now,quit dressing like a hooker.

christina is so sexy and hot

you are dirrty xtina jajjajaj

xtina rocks

you are the best

This is just wrong. She doesn't look hot and sexy. She looks ridiculous! She totally lacks class. She's got to step it up now that she's a mom. Gross!

maybe she had a boob job and a c-section at the same time lol

NICE THAT THE BRITARDS ARE LEAVING THE DUMBASS COMMENTS.STARE,ENVY ,AND BE JEALOUS AT THE REAL PRINCESS OF POP .

WHILE YOUR BRITNEY IS THE PRINCESS OF THE METH PIPE.

CHRISTINA YOU ARE THE BEST

YOU ARE SEXY -HOT AND NASTY

CHRISTINA ROCKS

She just had a baby and is nursing, get off her back!! I'm sure she was rushing home to nurse, and believe me, when they are that engorged, its not fun or sexy. Why don't the people who have never been there keep there big, uninformed mouths shut!!

Who wrote the copy to accompany these photos? A 14-year old??

Juvenile.

comments like "what assholes on this site" are what is gross! Any man that likes breast milk and likes nursing off the same breast as his child is sick and so are you if you condone it. Your the one who needs to keep private things private, NOBODY wants to here about sick fetishes like that

The blue vien comes with the territory. Try having your breasts swell up with fluid til they feel like they are going to bust, then you can comment.
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Oh the mammories....ummm...memories of breastfeeding! Cracked sore nips, the bright blue veins (yes, ALL who nurse are going to get them), the engorged boobs. People would never believe it really is a beautiful thing. I was very hesitant about breastfeeding until my beautiful baby girl was born and the nurse put her in my arms and asked "would you like to try and nurse her"....wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Yes!!!!!!! New moms are such an emotional mess!

i love u xtina!!!u r the best!!

The vein, the stretchmarks are horrendous. I understand it happens when having a baby but most of us don't show them off for everyone to be sick from. Ugh! Oh, where is her wedding ring???

Sorry. I'm a tit man.

I'm lovin every image to the max

her tits are fake. simply as that. of course they have gotten bigger. she is nursing.
btw..i nursed 3 kids and have (or had i should say) pretty big boobs to begin with, but my tits NEVER got veiny like that. never. having implants makes the veins more prominent because the skin is stretched more. not saying natural boobs do not have large veins when nursing, just saying fake ones usually show more

HER BREAST LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN CREATED THEM IN HIS LABORATORY.

Hey tit man, you do realize that what you are lusting over are not really tits but 2 saline-filled plastic bags? LMAO!

I don't think they are fake, I think she is breast feeding. Mine got like that when I feeding and it was painful for me. Now mine are back to normal again.

I don't care if they are fake or real. There is no reason for her or anyone to have them hang out like that! It is not sexy at all! It leaves nothing to the imagination! She is now a mother, she needs to start acting like one in her dressing!

thats a sexy vein on her boob... NOT! her boobs look like they hurt, they do not look sexy at all, infact they look rubberish.. yuck... she needs to wash her face already. she looks like a clown..

looksss hottttt reallyhot

she looks hot. every guy liks a girl with big boobs and blond hair. go xtina.

who cares if they are fake boobs?
most women in LA have fake boobs.
yeah she looks sluty but it's still
a turn on to see a girl with big boobs
on display. fake or not it's hot.

I thought this girl was a bit neurotic but pretty much kept her head screwed on straight. This is shades of Britney Spears, having to be all-up-in-your-face sexy after procreating. This is scaring me Christina. For god's sake cover those lactating mammaries ... this is way too gross

I'd suck em

For all the "love the boobs" comments:

It is no secret that X-Tina has had breast augmentation, prior to the birth of her baby.
What I don't get is, if indeed she is "nursing" the baby, that is her business (and ours, if she makes it so), HOWEVER, she just had a child, her breast are engorged and FULL OF MILK (and SALINE or SILICONE, I might add). Why she or ANY WOMAN elects to literally put their mommy assets on "display" is beyond me. (I can't imagine her breast looking inviting to anyone but the baby who is nursing on them). I am more inclined to think that she (like many other women), tend to feel somewhat "insecure" about her looks (immediately/shortly after postbirth), and pull these kind of STUNTS, forcing people to look at how "sexy" she is. What is "sexy" about nursing? And if a woman loves her child so much as to nurse him/her, is not even the act of nursing (and the breasts from where the milk flows) SACRED anymore??????? I mean, this reminds me of when I am speaking to a female, (I too, am female), and she is wearing a low cut / cleavage revealing item of clothing. I mean really, believe you me, I am NOT enticed by your cleavage in my face. As a matter of fact, I am no prude, but I even find it offensive. (like an expectant mother trying to "show off" at how "sexy" she is"). I mean really, wasn't the nite you conceived, and the person that assisted in said baby's conception, statisfied with how "sexy" you are/were, that you think everyone finds you so???
Another irk about women and their anatomy: On one hand, women COMPLAIN that they are not taken serious, that men view them as sex OBJECTS, and then a woman turns around and refers to her breasts as "BOOBS", I mean, C'Mon!!! What the hell are "BOOBS" (if not "objects") in my opinion? It's behavior and "displays" like XTINA's, celebrities, and regular people I know, that make the blessings and sacredness of motherhood a JOKE!
I truly wish IMPLANTS were removable at will, so that any / every woman that has them, and are so truly thrilled when a man finds them "sexy", could remove the IMPLANTS right before a man's eyes (especially when he is ogling/admiring them), and then ASK him:
"Now baby, do you still like my breast"
(while holding a SILICONE IMPLANT in each hand)!
MEN: I am not condemning you for admiring a woman (or one who just gave birth) for having / displaying large breast (and moreso if they are IMPLANTS), however, I do ask that you do not be fooled (even if you are the only one fooling yourself), those MOUNDS you are looking at are one big giant sack of fluid - whether silicone or saline or whatever. Next time you are with a 'WOMAN' that has herself a pair, or are thinking of that woman you saw riding the train, sitting at the next cube at work, or standing in line at the grocery store, etc., CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CONCENTRATE - PICTURE YOURSELF SWOONING OVER TWO BIG SACS OF FLUID - HAVE SOMEONE TAKE YOUR PICTURE - or better yet- HAVE SOMEONE FILM YOU WHILE YOU SWOON (while fooling yourself), and actually VIEW HOW DUMB YOU LOOK AND ARE - YOU LOOK DUMBER THAN THE WOMAN WHO TELLS YOU "oh no,these are mine, I've never had surgery".
WOMEN please: No one wants to see the personal and private means of which your baby is nursing from - in my opinion, this is right up there with the pantyless pictures - no one wants to see where your babies are made, nor birthed from.

Why on earth would you put so much makeup on your face and none on your revolting blue veined boobs???

YOU ARE A STRANGE WOMAN if you think that is sexy Christina .... because it IS DISCUSTING!!!

why do women like to show thier milkduds but not their stretchmarks?

why do women like to show thier milkduds but not their stretchmarks?

WHY! WHY! WHY! GOOD QUESTION! You can nurse w/ brest aug., I'm not sure why she would want to show her engorged tits! Yes it hurts! Zip it up xtina

I am so damn sick of looking at her disgustingly veiny boobs. CHRISTINA...PUT EM AWAY, NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK ANYMORE!

Well im sure that shes worried about how she looks to everyone out there she looks like she has a baseball hat on and a shirt on to me. She isnt showing anymore than anyother woman out there you guys just love to bash her. Go Chris

Her face looks beautiful - loving the nude lips - so sick of the red!!! I think she should cover up just a bit more and she'd be fine.

C O M I N G S O O N.....
STRETCH MARKS

I just want to say to the people who are noticing "blue veins"...that is not unusual for women, especially women who have just had a baby so knock it off. It isn't connected to "boob jobs" or anything other then nature.

"Blue Veins" - whether via breast surgery or post birth - no one - and I mean NO ONE should be subjected to them - lest the infant or father! * or reflection in the mirror *

"coming soon stretchmarks"
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA

wasn't ms. cristina the picture of "glamour, sophistication and class" not too long ago? the more things change, the more they stay the same - same class as the brit - "the classless"-
christina - once a skank - always a skank.

She definitely must not be breastfeeding. If she was, she'd be wearing a bra. Reason? When you breastfeed, there are accidents when nipples leak. She would be having spots on her clothes and it would be very noticeable if she leaked.

I had size D boobs (real) when I had my son and even engorged they never looked like that. That is simply a bad bood job with some milk thrown in. If she is feeding him as much as she should there is no reason to become that engorged.

Eww. Veins are supposed to be on a dick,
not on tits!

She's trying WAY too hard to show them off...GOOD, now that she sees these ugly pics, she can stop ASSUALTING us with them.

Christina is the hottest MILF of all time!

the best no matter what people say about her :)

Hey Christina looks great after having her baby and having big breast is part of the deal if you dont like it dont look at it... Christina looks like she is having the best time of her life and thats what we see... I wish her the best of luck and hope the new albun will come on soon... and a spanish one too... we loatinos love her and her voice and it would be great if she puts another albun out...

veins all over the boobs...yes pretty disgusting! why does she keep showing it off like that yuck!

boobs with veins r hot!!!! only girls with big boobs can pull it off

boobs with veins r hot!!!! only girls with big boobs can pull it off