David Spade Photos & Pics Archive

Or in his pants, perhaps?

It's no secret that girls can be suckers for comedians, but David Spade must have some sort of magical powers, because time after time we photograph him out with the hottest dates. Last night we caught David and a mystery blonde at the Grove, and we're not sure who his girl du jour is, but she's definitely a looker! How does he do it?

I know what you're thinking: How does David Spade always pull the hottest chicks?

Well, this time we've got a perfectly good explanation -- the lovely lady on his left is his mother!

...you were in college, and you would get all dolled up and take dozens of drunken pictures with your girlfriends at a party? Well, if you go back and look at your Facebook albums or Photobucket, you'll notice that every great once in a while, some random, sweaty creeper would jump into the photo and ruin it. I'm not saying David Spade is a creeper, but what's he doing in a red carpet picture with Carmen Electra and Fergie?

Consummate ladies' man David Spade was looking more dapper than ever outside of Bardot in a fedora and chic jacket.

Wait, I spoke too soon.

Why would he pair that hotness with camo pants? And I was so ready to drop my panties for him...

Gerard Butler and David Spade were both spotted at Guy's last night and, we can't help but wonder, if each approached the same girl... who would the girl choose?

You MIGHT think Gerard is the obvious answer - after all, he's had dalliances with Jen Aniston and Cam Diaz. But don't underestimate David! The funnyman's been with Pam Anderson and Heather Locklear.

But who do you think is hotter?

We know notorious ladies' man David Spade has a penchant for younger chicks, but these two may just land him in prison!

We're kidding of course, but in a few years they probably won't be out of the question!

First Heather Locklear, now Nicolette Sheridan? David Spade definitely gets around!

The Desperate Housewives hottie celebrated her 45th birthday this weekend at Luau restaurant in Beverly Hills with friends and family... oh, AND funnyman David Spade! (No, still not a typo.)

An X17 photog on the scene tells us that "the two looked very cozy inside... and I just kept thinking to myself, 'how does David always get all these hot girls?!'"

We ask ourselves that same question!

Yes, David Spade still exists, and some people still think he's pretty funny!

He seems like a nice guy - I've just never found him that entertaining. Just Shoot Me was mildly amusing, but eh. Who out there is a fan of David?

David and his mother Judy stepped out in Malibu over the weekend, and when photogs asked the comedian about former flame Heather Locklear, he had the perfect excuse not to discuss it. Check out the video below to see what he says!

Congratulations to David Spade - the SNL star's ex-girlfriend Jillian Grace girlfriend gave birth to the ex-couple's daughter last week! According to Spade's rep, Grace delivered the baby - whose name was not revealed - on August 26th in MIssouri. The comedian apparently hasn't seen his daughter yet, but plans to go visit her as soon as he can get a break from his latest project, Rules of Engagement.

Think David'll get any offers for to pose with his new daughter on any magazine covers? Hey, who wouldn't pay to see what the spawn of a Playmate and, uh, well, David Spade looks like!

Jeremy Piven at STK...

...or David Spade at STK?

We're gonna hafta go with David, but ONLY because he (somehow) had this gorgeous blonde with him!

He sure likes 'em tall, don't he?

With all the stars in New York at the Met's Costume Gala, you might have expected LA's clubs to be empty - but you'd have been wrong, wrong, wrong!

STK, for instance, played host to both Shannon Elizabeth and Mel B! Looks like Mel's dinner went well - she was even gracious enough to plant one on her hubby Steven Belafonte for the cameras!

Elsewhere, we spotted Jesse McCartney, Perry Farrell, Esai Morales, Joel Madden, Evan Ross, Derek Huff, and Whitney Port - whew! We're more out of breath than Brandon Davis after he ran away at full speed from our black cameraman!

We also bumped into David Spade, who took the time to add his voice to the chorus of opinions about Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair photos. Still, we gotta say that David has a point - Miley does seem rich!

Notorious ladies' man (right?), David Spade was spotted taking a romantic afternoon stroll on the beach with a hot young thing.

The man who may or may not be Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace's babydaddy recently tried to spoof the media's interest in his playmates on an episode of Pop Fiction.

Nobody cared.

What, you thought Will and Jada were the only kissing couple we've seen lately? Seems like we can't swing the proverbial dead cat over our heads without hitting a couple locking lips - let's take a look at some of the more graphic practitioners of PDA!

Drew Barrymore sure gave her boyfriend Justin a Long kiss!

Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly share a quick smooch - despite Katherine's cig!

Even Gary Busey's gettin' busy these days!

We've got a few more after the jump - click on through to see which celebs we caught gettin' some action!

Man, that David sure gets around! First Lindsay, now this woman?

Wonder if his rumored babymama is saying "Just Shoot Me!"

These days, it seems like all the ladies dig David Spade - even Lindsay Lohan!

The starlet and the comedian had a bizarre run-in at the Grove last night as they waited for the valet to bring their respective cars around.

Still, their random meeting certainly didn't seem unwelcome - David in particular seemed excited by the chance to flirt with Lindsay!

Of course, Lindsay didn't seem too unreceptive to David's advances - we caught her cracking up over and over again!

Maybe he told her the one about how he knocked up his Playmate girlfriend?