When The Bad Girl Met The Nick Star

Weren't you just dying to know what these two teens talked about at the Nylon party last night? Well, luckily, we had a super-directional mic to pick up their convo! Here's what the girls said:

ER: I love your hair - how do you get that greasy, unwashed look?

DC: Oh, it's easy, I just wash it once a week with Frederic Fekkai glossing shampoo & conditioner, then I party til 3am every other night, dancing up a sweat and chain smoking cigarettes.

ER: Oh, I was wondering what that smell was.

DC: You should try it - roll over to H.Wood with us later.

ER: I can't I'm only 18.

DC: You're young, you're famous and this is Hollywood. You don't need ID, just IMDB.

ER: Awesome - I'll have my mom drop me off after the party.