Eva Givin' Us A Feva

Where is your Britney in Vegas coverage??? We need pic's!

FINALLY! She went to the spa to get her 'stache waxed! What I don't understand is why people waste money on a professional lip waxing when they could do the same thing at home with an $8 bottle of Nair Facial Hair Remover from the drug store. Some things just don't make sense to me...

Who cares??? She is boring.

i think she is boring as golf, but her bag is TOTALLY cute! love the style AND the color! does anyone know who makes it? Balenciaga? Gucci?

HEva Longoria Pics...

HEva hehe

Posh spice wanna-be!

She needs to try stay her ass home with her new husband and stop running around with that latin Ricky Martin wanna-be!

And if she doesn't want TP, just send his fine ass over here and I'll show him how us Caribbean gals wine! And when I say wine, lets just say, our honeymoon would be more like honeybone (me again)! And we would be in our room for 3 weeks!!!!

But I kinda like her, so Eva just take my advice and it should be fine! But if things don't work out for you guys, I'll be happy to play with his basketBALLS!! ;) Yum, Yum juicy like mango!!

Totaly sick of her. That marriage is not going to last.

Eva is completely staging those photo ops to put herself out there, bcoz she thought she'll boost her career with that fat French wedding to make people talk, then slowly increasing the dose. Some celebrities are no longer concentrating on their talents, but making a rat race at who is more famous. I guess everybody are Brandgelina or Tomkat wannabe's...It's obvious Eva wants to more famous than she already is and she's doing it by force!

As for her and Tony, they didn't plan a marriage,but an extravagant wedding. They are still living apart just like before and I give them 6 months

how much is she paying you guys for this? seriously you are the biggest ass kissers in L.A. lol

and calling Paris trashy? give me a break, at least she's not a nasty immigrant like eva.

She is soooo desperate for attention!!!
You know what all this bitch cares about is getting her fugly face in the press... Their is nothing special about her & never will be! Poor girl i think she & her skiny ankles knows that!

Yeah..... you are right X17. She is not trashy at all...... NOTHING like slutty Britney Spears that you love so much. Oh, yeah..... Britney pays you to not hate her like all the other sites!!

OMG!!!!!

CAN SHE GO AWAY?!?!?!?!

ick! she is gross and boring. hardly anyone even posted to this. proof! and all the posts are the same... we cant stand her!

GET THIS UGLY RATFACE/HORSEFACE TROLL OFF THIS WEBSITE..I'M GONNA STOP COMING HERE UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT UGLY THING OFF HERE.EVERY TIME I COME HERE THE FIRST THING I SEE IS PICTURES AND VIDEOS OF THIS TROLL AND I'M SO SICK OF IT!!! WHY CAN'T YOU POST PICTURES OF REAL ACTORS AND PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT. SHE'S SO GROSS I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER.

Eva is NO socialite. She is just a stupid wetback who happened to land on a sexed up tv show.

She is not even pretty. So stop serving us this old skank.

do you even know the meaning of socialite? eva is not one and she'll be divorced soon

she needs to change her nasty diaper. she's been crapping in the same one for 2 years now. THOSE THINGS ARE NOT REUSABLE!!! she is a fat nasty hog!

Great outfit & Bag.She's gorgeous.

how is she the ANTI-Paris Hilton??? First, Eva is no heiress or "socialite". Second, Paris has much better style and class (well at least lately) than this media whore. Since her wedding all she does is try to get in front of a Pap camera. No wonder Tony looks PISSED all the time.

I think Eva is beautiful and classy. You don't see her getting busted for DUI and there are no tapes of her having sex or doing drugs. You are just a bunch of racist pigs on this site. Apparently you are just bunch of immature Paris loving losers

wow, mean comments here! I think she is great!!! She's not bald, stoned crashing her car, shes happy...whats wrong with that?

wow, mean comments here! I think she is great!!! She's not bald, stoned crashing her car, shes happy...whats wrong with that?

tt...im mexican and I can't stand the girl. It's not a race thing it's a she's an overrated, rat looking, no talent attention whore thing!

tt...im mexican and I can't stand the girl. It's not a race thing it's a she's an overrated, rat looking, no talent attention whore thing!

Hey X17,
While I know you aren't really journalists, you do try to keep the captions entertaining so here's an idea - try to grok the meaning of "socialite", so that you might possibly use it correctly in the future. Paris Hilton barely fits the bill, but Eva Longoria is merely a highly (over)paid television actress. They are not the same thing.

Enough with this woman already!! Once Desperate Housewives is cancelled we wont ever see this bitch again!! I CANT WAIT!!

she is slutty also / she doesnt have to be nasty like britney to be slutty. she came to the black bet awards show in her underwear/ how slutty is that/ guess she wanted her a black man/ black men dont want no slut like that/ tony parker will be gone in mexican minute

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT KIND OF BAG THAT IS? I WANT ONE!!!

I THINK SHE'S PRETTY BUT SHE NEEDS TO PUT ON SOME WEIGHT!!! SHE'S WAY TOO SKINNY!!!! HER LEGS LOOK LIKE LITTLE STCKS!!! SHE IS A VICTORIA WANNABE TOO...LOL

I THINK SHE'S PRETTY BUT SHE NEEDS TO PUT ON SOME WEIGHT!!! SHE'S WAY TOO SKINNY!!!! HER LEGS LOOK LIKE LITTLE STCKS!!! SHE IS A VICTORIA WANNABE TOO...LOL

I THINK SHE'S PRETTY BUT SHE NEEDS TO PUT ON SOME WEIGHT!!! SHE'S WAY TOO SKINNY!!!! HER LEGS LOOK LIKE LITTLE STCKS!!! SHE IS A VICTORIA WANNABE TOO...LOL

i think the bag is salvatore ferragamo....neimanmarcus stocks them

Yeah! I love Eva too! I'm totally obsessed with her and Tony! They're my life! But I totally agree, she's very classy and very beautiful!

Yeah! I love Eva too! I'm totally obsessed with her and Tony! They're my life! But I totally agree, she's very classy and very beautiful!

Yeah! I love Eva too! I'm totally obsessed with her and Tony! They're my life! But I totally agree, she's very classy and very beautiful!

I wish this bitch would stay home & make her husband some dinner, She is too busy trying to act like she is Victoria & David Beckhams best friend! Well i hear they can't stand this Z list celeb wanna be!

She has zero style, who wears silver shoes in mid day?!! All the while driving her tacky ass lexus truck! She reminds me of Star Jones, someone nobody ever paid attention 2 now she thinks she's a celeb so she gonna act like a total bitch! I heard her stylist hates her & thinks she's a bitch! if your not a celeb she'll have noyhin 2 do with u! She will end up flat on her face in a pile of shit one day! He Eva Gonoria next time your at a soccer game ho u might want to watch the game & not sip champagne! She is sooooo new money, oh i'm sorry what she worth??? the 2 million you got from ok magazine for that tacky ass wedding?!! While u were out sniffin DVB"S ass the other nite i heard someone was suckin on ur new hubby's huge DICK!

She has zero style, who wears silver shoes in mid day?!! All the while driving her tacky ass lexus truck! She reminds me of Star Jones, someone nobody ever paid attention 2 now she thinks she's a celeb so she's gonna act like a total bitch! I heard her stylist hates her & thinks she's a bitch! if your not a celeb she'll have noyhin 2 do with u! She will end up flat on her face in a pile of shit one day! Hey Eva Gonoria next time your at a soccer game ho u might want to watch the game & not sip champagne! She is sooooo new money, oh i'm sorry what she worth??? the 2 million you got from ok magazine for that tacky ass wedding?!! While u were out sniffin DVB"S ass the other nite i heard someone was suckin on ur new hubby's huge DICK!

She has zero style, who wears silver shoes in mid day?!! All the while driving her tacky ass lexus truck! She reminds me of Star Jones, someone nobody ever paid attention 2 now she thinks she's a celeb so she's gonna act like a total bitch! I heard her stylist hates her & thinks she's a bitch! if your not a celeb she'll have noyhin 2 do with u! She will end up flat on her face in a pile of shit one day! Hey Eva Gonoria next time your at a soccer game ho u might want to watch the game & not sip champagne! She is sooooo new money, oh i'm sorry what she worth??? the 2 million you got from ok magazine for that tacky ass wedding?!! While u were out sniffin DVB"S ass the other nite i heard someone was suckin on ur new hubby's huge DICK!

my my my arent we all jealous people!!

my my my arent we all jealous people!!

love eva's style she is glamorous and starts fashion trends. No comparison with Paris, Eva is much better!