Tony's Consolation Prize

Who is Tony Parker and why should I care?

I can't stand Tony Parker. Monkey boy. Ego LongWHOREia is looking like his MOM next to him! Mexican cougar!

What is she schlepping in that ginourmous bag? All the makeup she needs to look presentable? Cuz she is a Mexican maid without all that shellack on her face.

This Paula Abdul wannabe, Eva (a.k.a. "Ego"), needs to hit the gym. I see a muffin top growing on her!

Whats this young hot boy see in that old woman. I don't get it.

such a fake couple. obviously they hooked up cause of looks and money, however without makeup her looks are really lacking. interesting he likes such a skinny twig, she looks like a 12 y/o in person, he cannot handle a real woman.

I heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

I saw them at the game last night.....they lost but in the end the spurs rock... theyre a good and Tony is awesome! She was there was all made up, wearing that outfit except with a spurs top... she watched some of the game... but wasn't paying attention because she was talking to people around her ...at first she was sitting with a girl who I assume was her sister because they looked just and then kevin connelly. She's pretty but it was no big deal.....she's not like she was on the show... she has definately has some hips on her but she's not fat...

Her behind is getting bigger. She looks at least 20 years older than him. He probably has a mistress in France -- don't they all?

"mistress in France" or gay lover in France?????? Hmmm.

Why does no one mention her rat like face when she smiles straight on?

Salma Hayek, Thalia, Shakira, etc.. are wayyyyyyyyyy more beautiful latina/hispanic/south american/blahblahblah women

These are both B-list celebrities at best. She is a trashy Mexican soap opera actress with delusions of stardom. And he is an average basketball player who thinks he is hot stuff cuz his team is good. They both deserve each other, as they have over-inflated egos. And both of them aren't even easy on the eye. Unattractive losers deserve each other.

he seems to be very hairy? does he ever have a clean shaven face? actually he shaves but by game time it is shadowwwww. poor baby will be a lil rat looking hair ball. he is small for a bball player anyway

Am I the only person that thinks this guy is totaly hideous? He looks like a confused grumpy pig, I mean look at that facial expression. And when he smiles its like a creepy child molester. And Eva looks like a fucking grubby 50 year old potato with no makeup on. And he is easily twice her size, how the hell do they have sex?These two douches deserve eachother.

All of u who give negative comments are just jealous jealous. They might look all that u say but u will never reach their standards, and they are way better than u stinkards.

And for all of u who mention Mexican and Mexican Maid , she is as American as all of u Tonygayo. Gayo as in Gallo meaning Rooster is Spanish??

oh look it's the mexican midget!

i don't see what all the hype is about eva, she's ok but that's about it.

Annonymous, fuck you. If I say I don't like them because they are hideous losers that do not deserve the fame they have whored themselves out for, then I mean that I don't like them because they are useless fame whoring douches. It does NOT mean that I am "jealous" of them. I mean seriously, are you retarded? Perhaps I wish I had their money but what else would I be jealous of? Am I jealous that she needs gallons of makeup to look decent? Or am I jealous that she is 4 feet tall whereas I am a modelworthy 5'9? Am I jealous that she married some 8 foot tall goon she dated less than a year and who started cheating on her during their wedding reception when I have a faithful loving boyfriend of 5 years? I don't think so annonymous. So before you call someone a "stinkard" for showing distain towards foolish pseudo-celebrities maybe you should look in the mirror and wonder why you yourself worship them so much. Perhaps because YOU are a stinkard. TWAT.

how's that lawsuit going x17?? they still asking for $20 mil?

She ain't all that. Neither is he. Both average, but she's always so over made-up. They look like a cupie doll and a skeleton.
C-list at best.

2:30 - X17 posts garbage for people like you who read it. You seem to have it out for X17 yet, here you are again. Taunting X17 just doesn't make sense when you read it because that's why they post garbage in the first place. And who are you taunting anyway? Do you really think someone is behind the screen freaking out over your dumb comments?

Ay Ay Tonygayo A.k.A Anonymous, i admire them and defend them cause I am as wealthy as they are. Too bad no Magazine has called a "Modelworthy" candidate like u.

spurs suck how can he be happy after a loss he probably wants to lose so he can spend more time with his disgusting wife. WTF does she even go to the games all she does is talk to people and distract him