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BREAKING NEWS - George Clooney In Motorcycle Crash!

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George Clooney and his hot girlfriend Sarah Larson were hit by a car today while they were cruising in New Jersey. The motorcycle-mounted star suffered a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash, according to the Clooney's publicist. Larson has a broken foot. The two were treated at a NJ hospital and released.



The only good thing about reporting this story is that I got to post my beautiful photo of George Clooney! This was my first (and one of my only) paparazzi photos ever -- yes, I created this work of art myself back in 2001!

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Posted by: Anonymous


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who gives a shit

Posted by: Anonymous


was it Britney who hit him?

Posted by: Anonymous


lol @7:13

Posted by: anonymous


LMAO @ 7:13

My sister wants to know if his "Lil George is ok"

Posted by: A. Jolies Brother


Puleeease, he`s so deep in the closet, he`s finding Christmas presents.

Posted by: Anonymous


fyck hun

Posted by: Anonymous


OUT OF THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD,HE CHOSE SOME UGLY DOUCHEBAG TO DATE!!!!!!! I KNEW HE WAS OFF, BUT THIS REALLY PUTS IT IN PERSPECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


who the hell care he's a cocksmoker anyways!

Posted by: peterpuffer


Actually, George was illegally passing the car on it's right, while it was making a right turn, so it's more accurate to say that George hit the car rather than the other way around.

Posted by: Anonymous


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PEREZ HILTON RULES

Posted by: DANIELA


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Posted by: DANIELA


Perez Hilton Rulessssssss

You guys suck

Perez Hilton all the way

PEREZ BREAKS STORIES BEFORE YOU DO, YOU JUST COPY HIM

PEREZZZZZZZZZ HILTONNNNNNNNN

Posted by: DANIELA


oh wow i smell a lawsuit.

Posted by: bb


Daniel. (wee wee pee pee hee hee) George.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PEE ON YOU ME

Posted by: Anonymous


I hope George is ok!! I op he recovers quickly.

Posted by: Steph


THIS GUYS IS A FUCKING DOOSH BAG

Posted by: Anonymous






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