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We spotted a celebrity walking out to their ride with a Corona in their hand - can you guess who? The answer may leave you saying "Whoa"...
Can you guess?
It's Keanu Reeves!
"Morpheus...I need a cab..."
At least he wasn't driving his motorcycle!
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At least he tried hard to keep that wall from falling down. Maybe this could be a career change since he sucks as an actor.
Hes a fag!!! I think he kept the corona bottle and stuck it up his ass!!!
I like Keanu. He has done sume fun movies. OK, so he opened up the school of rigor mortis acting. But still he is a nice person and pretty cool, and stays to himself most of the time. Not a looser like some of the celebs out there with all their public drama.
Oh, Keanu, what's wrong baby? You don't feel good? You should come over to my place for a nice long nap, a warm meal, and a shower. I think some quality TLC will fix you good.
I LOVE KEANU!!!!
that was hilarious, hahahaha...morpheus i need a cab!
for once a witty joke. keep it up.
No one here ever had a beer and step outside to have a smoke! big deal!
Now if he pulls out his cock and starts pissing on the wall maybe that's news. Until then whoopi!!!!
Are you sure he wasn't outside a bar or restaurant on a smoke break? You can't tell anything by these pictures.
Keanu wants to die. And I think we should all support him in his wish.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
JLS, Which Anonymous! half the posters here are Anonymous. Also, such a rude comment from you when no one here was attacking you or even mentioned you.
i think that he is a great actor.and very handsome. even after a few drinks. he's a grown man and he can do as he pleases. he would be less attractive if he actually dressed as if he cared about what we thought.
What kind of bottle is this anyways? I couldn't read the label.
The caption said it was a Corona.
I wish I could kick back and have a beer at lunch. He look calm and his hair is super shiny. Granted he's no DeNiro, but he's eye candy on the screen. Merry Christmas, Baby!
The caption said it was a Corona.
I wish I could kick back and have a beer at lunch. He look calm and his hair is super shiny. Granted he's no DeNiro, but he's eye candy on the screen. Merry Christmas, Baby!
What am I missing here? All I see is a guy holding a beer.
ooooh his hair is still long...big sigh...Merry Christmas baby!
I just love how that man is so down to earth! he is great, a super nice person. And HOT HOT HOT!!! Let the hair long Keanu, you looks amazing !!! Love you.
I GUESSED IT!
excited. i don't know why.
haha i said "Keanu Reeves" or "Brandon Davis"
then i read the ".. this will make you say Whoa"
and I went with Keanu. ;]
I love you too Keanu! You look hot!!!! Sex on wheels hot! A bunch of jealous, loser people have to comment and be negative. Wonder how they look. Wont be this good, thats for sure!
Pekne cervene kvety...Zda sa ze ta farba ti je Keano daka povedoma...Kde si ju len videl ??? Cervena...Ale co ? Ach ta pamat! Uz si ako Nemova kamoska - modra rybka - Dory Keano:"...AAAAA...Cervena kapsula !!!!Tam som videl tu cervenu farbu ! Halo? Morfeus...mozem zapit tu cervenu kapsulu pivom?"
Keanu is so fucking hot!!! Whatever you say a bunch of assholes!
How do we know he's dressed bad? All I see is a coat and dark pants. How many people dress up to do last minute christmas shopping? Not me. Merry Christmas to you all.
Listen. You Listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT's where I'm supposed to be! Now down here with the dogs and the garbage and the newspapers blowing back and forth. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all this....I want ROOM SERVICE! I want the the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer...
crabbie and joseph are jallouse braindeads.He, for sure must have all you will never have.And if you spend time to make a comend you don*t like,you must be totally loosers,loosers,loosers.Change youre aditude in the new year,what*s about that?!
Erika, ti ebanutaya suka! Nadeus, kto-nibud' zasunet tebe kilometrovij samotik v zhopu i razorvet ee!
I love how people can be so negative and hateful towards someone the have NEVER met and only know what they know about him through the distorted view of the media. I'd hate to see what they think about people they actually know.
crabbie and joseph are jallouse braindeads.He, for sure must have all you will never have.And if you spend time to make a comend of someone you don*t like,you must be totally loosers,loosers,loosers.Change youre aditude in the new year,what*s about that?!
I would love to find him in my Christmas stocking! And my motto is "If you have nothing nice to say...keep it zipped!!!"
I'd like to be fucked up my ass right now. Any volunteers??
Dialing in from the North Atlantic.
Saw a Bugs Bunny cartoon this morning. The Tazmanian devil was dressed up like santa clause. Then bunny pumped him up into the shape of a UFO. And away he went, probably to mars....
Ever see www.cutepiggy.com...
I was directed there a few weeks back by some guy who called himself NEO (posted July 06).
After seeing that, thought we should put a new twist on the song 'Mexican Radio' by Authority Zero.
'invasion:from a soldier's perspective'
Spent the afternoon watching the matrix reloaded, and mixing different tunes with the intro (trailer). That's my counter plan. fiction.
Put up the Christmas tree, and now i'm talking to you.... and everybody else too i would imagine.
Merry Christmas
God Rocks, and so do you.
My pussy is itching. Stick something into it!!!! It has nothing to do with you, Keanu, sorry, sweetheart!
Speaking of UFOs!!!! 3:52 PM
One just went by. Maybe it's one of those agent guys.
How does that saying go....
'satan,(doesn't deserve a capital)the accuser of our brethren,accusing them night and day before the Lord.
And what was the response of Jesus (you know, the carpenter guy). Well over 2000 years old at this point....
Stay tuned for the next episode. He's probably celebrating his birthday about now.
DN
sorry, haven't seen any Tazmanian Devils dressed as Santa. The cool erector sets NASA keep sending me are fun,though!
wow that was beyond mean for those certain peopel to say he way gay or anything along those lines. for one he aint gay if you knew anything about his past not that i know much, and for your information he is an excellent actor. and charmingly handsome. you rock keanu reeves
keanue is evolving into a wonderful actor. Did you see the Lake House? He appears to be a senstive and shy person.
Perhaps we the public need to give the guy a break..He just wants to be himself and left alone
keanue is a lovely person. This stardom is a bit much for him perhaps...yet he deal with it as a gentleman. I have enjoyed his films and have seen him develope into a fine actor. He has the courage to be himself..more than what I can say for most of us
I really enjoy reading what you all have to say. It's very entertaining! I'm sure this time of the year is very sad for Keanu. Remember his daughter was born stillborn back in 1999. That's something you just never get over. Then his girlfriend died. He looks sad and alone, and I feel for him. People should just stop reading into everyting so much and let him live his life.....in peace!
I hope you find your peace Keanu!
Just read about that Lynda. One would have to agree with you.
And for anyone who prefers decency, check out the full address:
www://cutepiggy.com/full_disclosure_project.html
Hear what some of the 400 service personnel have to say.
And Keanu, have a good Christmas.
This Is real
mein gott! immer soviel aufhebens um seine person!!! haben die leute kein eigenes leben mehr?????
Keanova tazka vianocno-budhisticka meditacia:"HM...HM...HM...Vsetko vsade a nikde nic...To znamena ze Erika-Nicotka je aj vo flaske...Erika Flaskova...A ked pijem pivo z flasky - musim sa s flaskou-Erikou -nedobrovolne bozkavat...Hm...Zapeklita situacia...HALO? MORFEUS? Ako mam vypit pivo z flasky-Eriky - bez toho aby som sa dotykal hrdla flasky a neoblial sa pivom?" MORFEUS:"AAAAch...Keanu....A just ti to nepoviem! Aj tak si uz cely obliaty a smrdis od piva a ziadny taxikar ta nezoberie do svojho auta...Zozen si somara!"
Ahoj Keano! Ideme do Tater!Ak sa chces Jeziskovi poklonit alebo si s nim vypit pivo-vies kde ho mas hladat...Medzi tou cervenou stuzkou kvetov ti to svedci...Charles...Aj ty - Keano si Pekny Kvietok...HM...No dobre...Takze opustame somarov avolov a ideme sa pozriet na vevericky a jelene...Jezisko je zvedavy hlavne na -patnastoraky...
Jasmin - no, unfortunately they seem to have nothing else better to do and far too much free time on their hands.
Jasmin - no, unfortunately they seem to have nothing else better to do and far too much free time on their hands.
Trinity said, ''Get in the cab!'' Keanu shouldn't drink too much, I little bit is ok I think. I don't drink alcohol. Love Keanu.
Warner Bros.
What do Bugs Bunny and Arnold Swartzenegger have in common....
They both pump things up. And for anyone who didn't know, weight lifting builds bone density. Unfortunately, that didn't the governor much on the ski slopes over the weekend.
I hear he's in traction.
And that begs the question:
Is the water supply in parts of California recycled....
Parts of Ontario, Canada are having a problem with their water supply. The pharmaceuticals are being recycled in ever increasing amounts back into the drinking water. In other words, it's becoming a chemical cocktail.
And when it's heated on the stove, people could be eating any combination of things.
Could be making people's bones like aero bars.
Something to think about anyway. Now if someone could figure out a way to filter out the chemicals (pharmaceuticals), we'd all be laughing.
And that internet address mentioned yesterday should be:
http://www.cutepiggy.com/full_disclosure_project.html
One more question:
Why is he opposed to oil drilling off the coast of California....
There's offshore oil rigs up here, and there has not been too many problems.
I don't know about anyone else, but I like driving. And until there's an alternative that can completely replace gasoline (such things take a lot of time generally), we should probably be securing our own supplies.
Regards, people
V komentaroch ma zaujal jeden...Hovori sa tam o nejakom kilometrovom "samotniku"...Zrejme ide o "samotnika" v chlapskych nohaviciach...Velmi vystizny nazov...Kto to vymyslel-musel byt - genius...Ale co sa tyka tej miery - kilometrov - tak to je strasne malo...Ked hovorime o Erike a Neovom "samotnikovi"-tak pouzivame vacsie miery! Neov "samotnik" sa musi merat - vo svetelnych rokoch!!!!
What's sad is that I knew who it was right away.
I'd still hit it!
alright keanue some of us know you are writing as anonymous (lol)
Ok, did you know that Keanu is touring again? He's replacing Jeff Fatt in The Wiggles. Of course, instead of yelling "Wake Up, Jeff" the kids will now yell "Wake Up, Neo!"
taifunu,find ich nett das du auch meiner meinung bist!jasmin
Guess who grabbed o...
And God said "Go".
"But thus says the Lord: Even the captives of the mighty shall be taken away, and the prey of the terible shall be delivered; for the Mighty God shall deliver his covenant people.
For this says the Lord: I will contend with them that contend with you-
And I willfeed them that oppress you, with their own flesh;
Nephi vs. 17 and beyond
And we'll watch ---
Regards
Laska hory prenasa...Mne osobne sa to podarilo...Do Himalaji som preniesla Makcu-Pikcu !Zaujimave - ze sa mi nepodarilo preniest Keana na Gerlachovsky stit...Ved Keano je ovela lahsi ako - Makcu-Pikcu...HM...HM...HM......Paralelny svet ktory ludia nevnimaju - ktory nevidia-je totiz rovnako realny ako tento viditelny...Mozeme vidiet napriklad v aute Keana - vselijake babizne...Blondave rysave tmave...Hovorime tomu - realita...Ale nevidite tam - neviditelnu Kate z paralelneho sveta ! Paralelny svet je totiz nezavisly na tejto realite... To znamena ze je nezavisly na case mieste a dokonca aj voly vybranej "osoby"...To znamena - ze v paralelnom svete miluje napriklad Keano uplne vsetkych - hoci teraz nema o tom ani potuchy !Keano je totiz - nas vedecky objekt - takmer ucebnicovy priklad. Nech sa uz konecne ozeni - chceme potomka!Ale najprv sa ho musime spytat - ci je ochotny pripojit sa do Matrixu...do Kozmu...lebo v paralelnych svetoch - moze byt velmi dobre...lepsie ako tu ...v Matrixe...Na vyber mame predsa - dvojo dveri...Vsak...Architekt Matrixu...?
Architekt Matrixu mi povedal - ze nosi podprsnenku!...Hm...Vlastne - podprsenku...Ako je to mozne ?...HA?...To bude asi tym - ze Pan Boh nemusi byt chlap - ako sa mu to pokusaju nahovorit vsetky nabozenstva...Vratane - filmu - Matrix...Nieco je uz naznacene aj v Dostojevskom Zlocine a treste...HM...Podla mna je zlocin - ak nam chlapi chcu nahovorit ze Boh je chlap...A nakoniec to dopadne ako v tej knihe...Mohamed jezis Hare Krisna Budha a mozno aj Keano sa vrhnu k noham - Sonicky...Lebo Architektka Matrixu sa moze tak volat...Sona...Veru tak...Kedze som aj ja spisovatelka odpustam - Dostojevskemu to - ze je chlap...Aj Keanovi odpustam - ze je chlap...Idem teraz navstivit tatranske sviste - lebo sa mi zdaju momentalne na vyssej urovni - ako chlapske myslenie...
Clovece - Keano - To uz aj na vrchole Mont Everestu stoji restavracia ? Aj cervenym kvetom sa tam dari ? A co ty tak na lahko ...Kean? Neni tam zima? A kde je sneh ? A ako sa tam dostali - auta ? A pivo ti nezamrzlo? A co tenisky? Nesmykalo sa ti v nich ked si liezol na vrchol Mont Everestu? A co si citil na vrchole ? Prazdnotu a nicotu? Nic si z toho nerob...Aj Mesner bol na tom rovnako...A co Nána ? Cakala dole ? Ja sa teraz pokusam vyliezt na Gerlach ale laptop mi uz pomaly zamrza...Musim koncit...Napadli ma orly a sviste... A jeden kamzik ma pichol do zadku...AUUUUU...
Keanu, wasn't that the same outfit that you last wore, when you and I dated.. Way back in the early 80's?
Gerrard Square wasn't it...The last time I saw that cord suit...We went shopping for jeans at Thrifty's didn't we.. What happen.. Those Levis.. Looked well you know... ......
Or are you making a new fade in LA? The cord look.. Hey, I started it first...The Hoody.. My trade mark... Or was it your's...You can carry it on...
Vintage... Look.... you go ...
People, here's something.
Soldiers wear the same thing every day. Probably have to eat on the move, and may not have much opportunity for taking showers.
Never see anyone making light of the fact.
Remember when they dropped the statue. That was a day to remember. Maybe they should have kept going, and dropped every statue from there to eternity.
Think it has something to do with Exodus 20:4
God is based on logic.
Think about It
Why did God wait until they buried the statues, before he changed Jacob's name.
Maybe it's not a state (or location), but a state of mind.
Like 'Free Speed' by Epiphora
....or was that epiphany.
Two recent pics of Keanu taking a beer to go. Strange. Hope he doesn't have a drinking problem.
Good taste I love Corona beer too.. Stick a lemon wedge in it an it tastes even better like redback beer..(I wouldn't recommend sticking it up your bum chum like some other ppl round here).. anyway.. Tis the season to be jolly! Enjoy yourself !
mmmmmmm, he's a smoker, a drinker, a mid night walker. playing he's banjo all alone. This butts for you.
see you kia
mmmmmmm, he's a smoker, a drinker, a mid night walker. playing he's banjo all alone. This butts for you.
see you kia
He looks so sad....I am late
He gets drunk....I am late
He calls me....we meet.
Couldn't show the pics...sorry!!
Bev1066
Some of you guys are terrible. Fag or not he is the hottest. I must say I laughed at some of the meaner comments because they are honestly halarious,but I think he is really talented in a very
different way then other actors.
I think his talent is his physicality. I do NOT think he looks like a bumb. I love guys who look like they are going to hang at the beach or skateboard...
Then again I love a guy that can blow away the competition in a tux( as if there were any).
Keanu just keeps getting better and better looking. Whoever is shagging this fox is one lucky bastard or basterdess. He was magical at 18 and he is magical now.
I am 24 and guys my age or any age just can't hold a candle..Don't Hate on him people. He's bomb epic!
Sure wish it was me rocking that. He is a SUPER MEGA UBER HOTTIE DELUX VERSION AND I NEEDS ME SOME O" THAT!! AWWW BABY!
My mother would be horrified.. :0)
Hey, that rhymes with Ness.
I would imagine in some cases it's not a matter of right or wrong..
The question may be whether the cup is half empty or whether the cup is half full....
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Could just be a matter of perception.
Perceive this.
http://www.keanu-reeves.net/photos/displayimage.php?pid=15204&fullsize=1
Back to the place with Merry Christmas. That is so funny. I saw a night watchman, a charming one, what a magic present! Love Keanu. Happy new year! :nurse: ;)
Summer vacation 2001 Aug 29
If I ever meet anyone on the back of a ship again, I will be sure to do more than just ask for directions to the upper deck....
Body Double
The album is called 'Heroes of the Imagination'
The artist is 1200 Mics and the song is called
"Speed of Light"
That should get a few people up and dancing around. Some good sections in it.
There was a politician in Europe a while back that got elected because he made a video of himself doing just that.
Amazing what will get some people elected these days.
KEANO:"Hm...Ktorej babizni zatelefonujem??? Alebo skusim zatelefonovat nejakemu chlapovi?...Hm...dobre...skusim chlapa...Halo?...Co???...Do certa!!!! Erika! To si zase ty? Volal som chlapovi - preco si to zase zdvihla - ty??? Co??? Chces sa stat riaditelkou mojho haremu???...Ani za svet!! ...Co?...Ze preco nepijem - Sol ?To je pivo z reklamy...z metra...z Matrixu...ked som sa bil so Smithom...Co??? Pozyvas ma na cinzano?? Ani za svet!!!Erika - ne ze sa na mna zase napichnes!!!...Teda ako na moj telefon!!!Erca!Chod este na jednu dovolenku - nech mam od teba svaty pokoj!!!!!!
Keano v hlbokom zamysleni:"To je nuda...Ta slava je taka nudna a otravna...Penaze ma tiez uz prestavaju bavit...Chcelo by to nejaky vycin...Vyciny s babami ma uz tiez prestavaju bavit...A co vyciny s chlapmi?...AAA to je nuda tiez...Musim nieco vymysliet...Zatelefonujem - Morfeovi...:"Halo? Morfeus? Nudim sa jak pes...Co mi radis?..." MORFEUS:"Keano ty si Jednicka! Potrebujes supera! Dve jednicky su totiz viac ako jedna jednicka..." KEANO:"A kto je ta druha jednicka?" MORFEUS:"Nerob sa ze nevies...Uz to cvirikaju vsetky vtaky...No predsa tvoja milovana spata-ERIKA!...Je taka spatna az je krasna...a co je najhorsie...je nebezpecne inteligentna...Nemas chut na hru - MACKA a MYS ?" KEANO:"Momentalne mam chut iba na pivo..."MORFEUS:"Napi sa - kym mozes...lebo co ak pride - macicka a vybieli ti ucet - do biela do bielucka?...Potom si na pivo budes musiet zarobit!...Napriklad zberom papiera alebo zeleza..."KEANO:"To nie je mozne!" MORFEUS:"Nie?...HM...Akoby si nevedel ze Trinity sa vie naburat vsade...aj do tvojho uctu...KEANO:"Nestras! Trinity spolupracuje s Erikou?" MORFEUS:"Ze ci !"KEANO:"Morfeus...porad co mam teda robit...aby som si nemusel zarabat zberom zbernych surovin...?"MORFEUS:"Tak ukradni nejaky slavny obraz...Napriklad - Monu Lisu..."
Directions from who? where?
Thought it might be you, but didn't want to impose.
Here's something cool.
In the beginning....
God made Adam and Eve(not Steve).
Good thing, or else we wouldn't be having this conversation, 'cause chances are none of us would be here.
Bought a movie called 'Hardball' during Christmas.
Put it in the DVD player around midnight on New Year's eve. It was produced by 'Fireworks Productions'. I smiled.
Good movie.
Your'e a hard man to get a hold of. Better chance of winning a trip to Proxima Centauri, than getting your email.
But you should now have mine.
Damn if I had of known it was you... That I was asking directions from... Things may have went differently.....
By not for refreshing my memory, or atleast saying something, but then again what could you have said...that would have at that time made things differently??
One can only imagine...
Damn if I had of known it was you... That I was asking directions from... Things may have went differently.....
By not refreshing my memory, or atleast saying something. But then again what could you have said...that would have at that time made things different??
One can only imagine...
Keano v hlbokom zamysleni:"Adam a Eva...Vo Vysokych Tatrach v zime...Plno snehu...Ako by zistili - ze su nahi - ked by zjedli jablko ?...HM...Ved predpokladam...ze v minus -9 stupnov by boli obleceni...Preco by v raji malo byt leto?...To je obmedzene...V raji predsa moze byt aj - zima...sneh...A ked je zima - ludia su obleceni...A keby Adam a Eva predsa len neboli obleceni v snehu a v -9 stupnov...tak by potom necitili...Necitili by studenost snehu...Boli by nahi a kupali by sa v lavine...Zjedli by jablko a zrazu by zacitili chlad...zimu...a ze su nahi...Ale predtym necitili chlad...Preco?...Lebo v Equilibriu sa neciti...a nevidi...neciti sa chlad snehu a nevidi nahota...Equilibrium je proste skvela spolocnost...Alebo - NIE?...Esteze Eva-Mary mala rozum a precitla...a zjedla to jablko spolu s Adamom...HM... Nakoniec zistujem...ze pravda sa musi hladat...a ze vsetko moze byt uplne naopak...Cervena stuzka kvetov vedla mna - mi dava - jasne znamenie...MARY...EVA...TRINITY..."
...should be viewed 11 dimensional that looks 10 dimensional at some points in its space of parameters. Such a theory could have as a fundamental object a Membrane, as opposed to a string. Like a drinking straw seen at a distance, the membranes would look like strings when we curl the 11th dimension into a small circle
Providing aid to the government and people of the U.S. against crime and fraud is not an 11 dimensional convoluted obscurity.
Keanu uses a typewriter, not a computer. (at least so we're told)
To: Ya, it's me... (whoever you want to be) Impersonating an individual is considered fraud and is an indictable offence under federal law.
And it doesn't matter to federal law who you are. You could be a professional hockey player in the NHL (like maybe M.S).... it doesn' matter to them, excuse the pun.
Every computer has an IP address.... shouldn't be too long before federal enforcement agencies begin tracking down people who use the internet for such purposes.
By the way, identity theft is also a covenant breaker.
You know.... the parts about not lieing, not stealing, and not putting out false testimony.
Not bearing false witness against others would also come under there somewhere.
Been at this going on 7 years. And if anyone can fit that amount of time into 42 months, or 3 1/2 years.... then are you ever good.
This is more like '24' in 12 dimensions.
(believe there may be 144,000 in there somewhere too)
You all have a nice day, and for the love of God, watch what you're all doing on line. You can't shred it or crumple it up and throw it in the trash can.
On a lighter note, check this out:
'Ludicrous Speed' by Mindelight.
PSYCOMEX.
Keanovo hllllllboke zamyslenie:"Prosim vas pekne...Co sa tu serkate s dimenziami...To je vec Matrixu...Nech ma tych dimenzii aj - milion...to je uplne fuk...To je jeho vec...Podstatne je to- co bolo pred vznikom vesmiru...Kozmos bol naprogramovany...To uz vidi - aj certifikovany idiot...Aj ten najcertovsky najcertifikovanejsi a mozno aj prefiknuty idiotko- ma fifika a vie - ze Matrix ho ma a ze NEO - PRAVDA - je Vyvoleny...Ten bol totiz pred vznikom vesmiru a moze obchadzat vsetky prirodne takmer -umelointeligetne zakony v kozme..."
Keanovo hlllboke zamyslenie:"Kde si len zavesim ten slohnuty obraz???...Pekny obraz to je...Teraz nesmiem vychadzat z domu aspon 3 dni...Musim byt maximalne nenapadny...Vsak ten obraz-Jelen na cistinke - bol riadne drahy...Dobre ze som ho slohol...Aspon usetrim na pivo...Musim este vyplatit aj moju tajnu tlmocnicku...Nesmiem sa casto ukazovat na verejnosti...Lebo ked ma odfoti X17 - tak mam problem...Zverejnia to na internete a ja budem strasne zvedavy - co pise moja sibnuta Erika...A zase budem musiet - cvakat...Ked to takto pojde dalej - budem zarabat iba na tlmocnicku...A mozno mi este zostane aj na ake-take pivo...a budem chodit len v jednych teniskach...lebo na druhe jednoducho nebudem mat prachy...To je dost cierna buducnost...Takmer ako NEOV PLAST..."
Правиьный ответ на вопрос "Стакан наповину полон", но большинство ответят, что он ПУСТ
Keanovo hllllllbooooookeeeeeee zamyslenie...:"Je flaska piva - poloprazdna alebo poloplna???...HMMM...To tusim ani nie je take podstatne...Podstatne je to - ze chcem letiet do vesmiru...aj - HAW - hav -hav - havino chce letiet do vesmiru...Tak preco by som nemohol letiet aj ja...Chcem ziskat - nadhlad...100 000 libier si zarobim ...Neni problem...Poodnasam do zberu nejake stare zelezo papier a hned bude aj na cestu do kozmu...Takze...Vo vyske 15 kilometov sa nasa VIRGIN GALACTIC odputa od materskej lode...Do vesmiru vstupi vo vyske - 54 km.. Na orbit sa dostaneme vo vyske 110 km... A mozeme kruzit po orbite a vypliestat oci na nasu Zemegulu...110 km ani nie je tak vela... Na zemi to s porche prejdem za 5 - 6 minut , ked idem 200 km rychlostou...Ale vidiet z takejto vysky Zemegulu - to musi byt zazitok...Hlavne pre dusu...No ale potom nastane tvrda realita...Priplachtime sa opat na Zem a ja budem musiet zase zbierat stare zelezo a papier a davat to do zbernych surovin-aby som si zase nasetril na dalsi LET...
Keanovo hlllllbooookeeee zamyslenieeeee:"Ako to ze som presiel 110 km za 5-6 minut?...Co sa to stalo s mojim porche?...Asi som vosiel do nejakej dziry...Cervicia dzira....Ano ano...Za vsetko moze - cervicia dzira..."
The track record.... for the record.
In Canada, when you step up in the name of God to help authorities, they ignore you.
That is, if they get the information. Or phone records aren't erased.
And don't call the CBC National looking to pass along information for national security. Don't ask them for any help, either.
They ignored everything, did not pass along important information to U.S. authorities, and left me for dead.
Guess what happened then. Was set up. Then the RCMP came after me based on a so-called anonymous phone call.
So much for bear hunting season.
As far as the new earth goes.... somebody(ies) at the National won't be there.
'They can't go because a rock in the hole'
God is not a happy guy.
POZOR! POZOR! Nasli sme -VYVOLENEHO-VYVOLENU!!!!NEA-NEU!!!A viete kde bola - bol ukryty???V knihe!!!A viete v ktorej knihe??? V knihe - Zlate musky od spisovatelky - Anny Bantiovej!!!...Mozno - prave tuto knihu chcel odovzdat - Alex - na vlakovej stanici - Kate...A podarilo sa!!! Asi ju hodil cez okno do vlaku a Kate otvorila knihu v strede 7. kapitoly... Zasifrovana sprava bola v tejto vete:" Vybrala si tazku cestu za stastim - lasku k rozziarenej tajomnej bytosti - ktora si zasluhuje vsetky bohatstva - a nema nijake..."...O kom je rec?...O rozziarenej tajomnej bytosti..KTO to je ???...Je to BYTOST ...Vyvoleny -Vyvolena...NEO...NEA...Zena aj muz zaroven... Je to proste - BYTOST - PRAVDIVA LASKA !!!Zasluhuje si - vsetky bohatstva ake jestvuju a nema nijake...A preco nema nijake bohatstva??...Lebo sama-sebe si je najvacsim bohatstvom...To je - VYVOLENY - Vsak mam pravdu...Michal???....Neo....
God is never pissed.. He is forgiving..
If they left you for dead, why the hell are you here now.
7 yrs, -whatever that means..
Ya, it's me, .. I can only be 'Me".. I can't be everybody...or anybody else...
The hole in the earth is magical...
Try sucking some jello out of a straw.. See how far you've come....
Hope your internet is working fine..
Seems, somebody, likes ya....
Hockey players, some of them anyways... Like big women...
NEO...Ja mam zase rada velke hokejky...len tak mimochodom...Lebo velka hokejka da skor gol - ako mala...Vzdy vychadzam z logiky...Aky je stav?...10:1 ???Urcite:::Lebo dnes je 10. januara...1O.1. Nehovori ti to nieco?...Desat desat desat...101010...101...A ozaj...kto vlastne vyhral?...A inak ako?...Ake mate v Sione pocasie? ...Prsi?...
Neo...101...10.1....Nebudes mi verit - ale presne - taketo cervene kvety dnes mame v nasom carovno-architektonickom kostoliku!!!!!... a ked sa pozrieme na Keanovu fotku magickymi ocami - vidime - ze cervene kvety tvoria ...Co???...No predsa taky - vykricnik!!!!!!!!!Akoze - Matrix ta ma Keano !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Namojdusu!!!Dnes som sa strasne zlakla!!! Citam reklamu:"Potrebujete kvalitny - lonex?..."..."pro vasi neutralizacni stanici?.."...Ja totiz vsade vidim - podobenstva...Choroba z povolania...Vsak aj - Jezisko hovoril - v podobenstvach...No a - kvalitni lonex...moze byt - kvalitne lono...PAAAAneckuuuuu....Lono v Matrixe - sa kludne moze volat - "lonex"...No a kvalitny - "lonex" - bude asi Trinitin...No a - "neutralizacni stanice" - bude asi Neova "stanice"...inak povedane - "samotnik" ...Ked si toto podobenstvo prelozime - vyjde nam z toho - ze Neov samotnik potrebuje zneutralizovat - nejaky kvalitny - lonex...To je fakt dobre...Uz sa nehovori - ze - "pomilujem ta" - ale - "zneutariluzem ta"...Ale v tom pripade hrozi - ze budete muzozena...
...Kopla ma muza...preto sa mi posmykli prsty na klavesnici...Takze - "zneutralizujem ta" - je spravne...Ale teraz podme si vysvetlit - co je to "muzozena"...Muzozena je zena-ktoru kopla muza...Ked vas kopne muza - je to vzdy lepsie ako ked by vas kopol - Keano...Tu je BASEN:"...Nedate si pivo?...Jak je libo...A co cerveny kvetinovy vykricnik?...Neo...nepojdeme na piknik?...A co modra kapsula - X17 ?...To bude asi - daka past...A co tak - zavolat Morfeovi?...Morfeus teraz rybky tri lovi.".............Jezisikriste!!!!!!Keano!!! Matrix si - z teba - robi - poriadnu srandu!!!!....Tie Architektove podobenstva - to ja uz poznam...chapem!!!...Mala kontrolna otazocka..."Co vidime na 2.fotke - kde Keano stoji k nam chrbtom - s flasou piva ?"...Vidime - neslusny obrazok!!!!A preco je neslusny???....Lebo je to - podobenstvo....Neov "samotnik " - je tu pripodobneny - k cervenym kvetinkammm...WAAAAAAAUUUU!!!!BINGO!
To: 'ya it's me' on your typewriter.... hey j.
Define 'big women'
Is that 124 lbs. big women?
Speaking of big....
emerging water shortages in the U.S. and elsewhere. That's big.
And there are folks in this country who don't want to do anything because of certain rules under NAFTA.
No one seems willing to set up acquisition facilities where fresh water supplies enter the oceans. Regardless of where the water is going or how it would be distributed.
Desalination plants along the eastern seaboard don't remove enough salt from ocean water. It has to be mixed with land based supplies in order to be fit for human consumption.
Arizona and other areas of the continent, including areas of Canada will soon be up against it because they're water supplies are fed by glaciers.
Continental glaciers - soon to be classified as, 'past tense'.
Then what do authorities suggest we all do....
And God does get pissed, it just depends. If we could compare straws to artesian wells, someone might be hauling something through a straw, but doubt it will be jello.
Here's something:
"Pump up the Volume" (Usa 12" mix)by Colourbox.
The 'world control' part is a bit much to expect. Good thing. World survival may be more in line with reality.
Here because of something called a line of credit.
And you have a good day, potato man.
Coze???Ja som 124.velka zena???...To si NEO - mal predo mnou 123 zien???...A nehanbis sa???...Ja by som sa na tvojom mieste nehanbila...Vsak co...Radsej 124.-ako ziadna...no ne???...A ked dostanem sklerozu - bude to este optimistickejsie...Budem si mysliet - ze som v zozname - na 24.mieste...A potom ked zase zabudnem - budem si mysliet - ze som 4.....To je celkom pekne umiestnenie...A mozno dam nejakemu gajovi prednost - pretoze som - gavalierka - napriklad - Jejovi - a budem az 5.....piata...Dobre...plati...O.K!
V reklame - ale pisu - ze mam predbehnut konkurenciu...To mam byt - akoze - PRVA??? Ani za svet!!! Nech sa s tebou trapi ina zenska...ja chcem uz hotoveho ...ehmm...jak to mam nazvat..Samotnika?....PIATA je - vyborne umiestnenie... Tie tri a jeden predo mnou vychytaju tvoje muchy a ja si budem uzivat uz tvojho "profesionala"....Za tieto nemravne reci pridem asi do pekla...Jedine...ze by si ma z toho pekla vytiahol...Constantine...
Kde mizne - Voda???...No predsa do -diery v Zemeguli a potom v Sione prsiii a prsiii a prsiii...Prsi!...A nie prsia!!! Vazeni pani!!!!
Co je to - POTATO MAN ???...To je nejaky tato - pionier???...A cervene satky okolo krku este nosite?...Neni su nahodou v tych kvetinacoch - cervene pionierske satky???....A mozno maskuju - zasadene zemaky...Neveril by si ...Neo - ake neslusne dokazu byt -zemaky...Chvilu nedavas na nich pozor a hned urobia - revoluciu...a este sa pri tom nechaju aj odfotit....
In the movie Constantine, two of them were on a street during the night.
Then all the lights started going down, and they ran across the street to a store window.
There was a statue behind the glass.
The thought was, "Wouldn't stand there and try and fight off hell"
In Ezekiel, the Lord calls graven images piles of dung, not once.... but 19 times.
Also calls them abominations.
No wonder.
Says His people became prostituted with graven images. And that's not just confined to blow up dolls or the prostetics of male body parts.
Therein is the anger of God.
Includes trophies and anything made in the likeness of.. stuff.
That type of useless gear doesn't help any of us against the principalities of the air, or the darkness in high places. (O Testament)
Graven images come under the category of: "the albatros around the neck of all mankind"
If you don't believe me, ask the alter boys.
The truth just set you free.
Anyone who finds their anger building, try venting through music.
Like Speed Master by ROUND CROSS.
'God.... got to get His people away from graven images' or there may not be much of a hope in hell against the crap that all the crap causes.
In that day Jezreel will hear the corn, and the corn will hear Jezreel. (O Testament)
Jesus did most of what he did in the country side. Reason: No stuff.
Jacob had his people bury their images, that freed their state of mind. His name was changed to Isreal.
That's the riddle of Revelation.
When the Lord wants to send a message to His people, He does it through people.
He might say: "you're not alone"
So, from God. To all His people. 'ATB'. From the Record 'Dedicated' (track 4 5:57 minutes)
..and He is. Dedicated.. to you people.
Aj maly zazrak je zazrak...Dnes som dostala bankovky so zaujimavym koncovym cislom...Rozmenila som tisickorunacku...A vydali mi 690 korun...A sest bankoviek malo na konci - cislo 1...Zaujimava zhoda okolnosti...Dostala som sest - jednotiek...ako v skole...Asi som bola dobra advokatka na "Poslednom sude"...Dakujem Neo - ze na mna myslis...
Hladate pracu?...Fakt - hladate pracu?...No neeeee....To som fakt - jedina - ktora nehlada pracu - ale -Vyvoleneho???...Da sa povedat - ze hladanie - Vyvoleneho - je moja praca...Blbe vsak je to - ze zaroven s Vyvolenym najdem aj jeho bocaky-frajerky...A tie som veru nehladala...AAA co uz....
DOGSTAR - Keano - urputne rozmysla nad tym - ako zmenit text slavnej pesnicky - ktoru bude spievat na svojom najnovsom koncerte... "Bodajze vas vy mladenci certi vzali..."Je viacero variacii...Napriklad:"Bodajze vas vy mladenci - husbanda vzala..." alebo "Bodajze vas vy mladenci - Erika vzala..."...Ale to by bolo este horie - ako keby vzali mladencov-certi...
do u really think keanu actually has time and energy to spend reading what all u have written, much less respond in any shape form or fashion?!!!! Do u really think he cares what we think or feel about him?!!!
Keano v hllllbokom zamysleni:"Ten text piesne -ktoru najnovsie hrajeme s Dog star - sa mi nepozdava..."Bodajze vas vy celebrity -certi vzali..."...Nemohli by nas celebrity vziat - napriklad - ufoni??? A ukazali by nam vesmir...Moja nezakonna manzelka - neviditelna Erikate - videla predsa UFO na vlastne oci!!...Az dvakrat!!!...raz to bolo - ked letela lietadlom zo Singapuru a videla pri kridle lietadla - oranzovu gulu...Velku asi ako - vacsia basketbalova lopta...Letelo to s nimi 15 minut a potom to zmizlo...Druhykrat videla - zase velku ciernu gulu - ktora sa pohybovala po oblohe cik-cakovito...Dolava-doprava-hore-dolu -zastala na mieste...nad kostolom kde byva moja - hus...teda ako - husbandka -Erikate...A potom sa ta gula pomaly kolmo hore - vznasala az do oblakov...8-12 metrov mohla byt velka ta gula... A ludia - tomu nevenovali pozornost - lebo ako hovori - NASA - je to len - "Kozmicky odpad"...HM...Potom aj nase lietadla a stihacky su - Kozmicky odpad...Aj minule pri raketoplane na vesmirnej stanici - oxidovali - neindifikovatelne - gulate svietiace gule ... No proste - kozmicky odpad...Len aby ten odpad - nebol mudrejsi - ako nase prefikane hlavy...A ze pod pravou labou Sfingy sa nachadza -dutina!!!...A pyramidy su usporiadene presne podla suhvezdia Orion - ktory mal taku konstelaciu ako pyramidy - spred 10500 rokov...Ja - Keano -som tiez velky tajnostkar...Ale - tajomstvo - ktore sa nikdy neodhali - nema - UCEL..."
Keano je zatazeny na cervene veci !!! Vzdy sa nejakym zahadnym sposobom mota - bud okolo cervenej kapsuly...alebo okolo zeny v cervenych satach...alebo okolo pasu cervenych kvetiniek...alebo okolo obrazu-na ktorom je nakreslena cervena stuzka...Ludia...nie je to nahodou - nejaka - uchylka?...Este stastie - ze to pivo nie je cervene...A kolko je hodin??? STVRT NA DVE ?...
No neeeeee....NEO ty si genius!!!! Ty si presne uhadol - kedy k nam dorazi vichrica Kirill!!!Presne - ako je to na tych hodinkach na OBRAZE S CERVENOU STUZKOU - na vystave v Miami...Poryvy vetra zacali u nas - v Blatislave presne O STVRT NA DVE v noci...!!!!NEO vie vsetko dopredu!...A preco? Lebo Cas je program - takisto ako aj - priestor - a tie maju svoj zaciatok - spred 13,65 miliardy rokov....Nas Matrix-kozmos je teda priblizne stary - 13,65 miliardy rokov...V case sa da pohybovat...A viete - ako?...Normalne...Treba sa napojit na - ZDROJ - kde bol cas naprogramovany a kuknut sa - kedy dorazi vichrica do Blatislavy...Srasne jednoduche...A treba este zariadit - aby tato myslienka napadla nejakeho nic netusiaceho cloveka-umelca...Ten vezme do ruk - stetku ...teda-stetec,farbicky a namaluje obraz - mysliac si - ze to vyslo z jeho umeleckej hlavy...AAA vsak nech si mysli...My vieme- kto je za tym...Za tym - je opat - PROGRAM!!Ako hovoril - Architekt kozmu -99 percent ludi prijalo - program-vnuknutie-takmer na nevedomej urovni...Iba jedno percento - prijima vnuknutie-vedome...Vsak mam pravdu - Einstein?...
Keano - prijal vnuknutie - na nevedomej urovni ???...Alebo na vedomej urovni???...Co ak sa vo flaske piva - skryval Dzin???...A Keano ho vypustil?...Ale zabudol si nieco priat...A co ak to vyuzijem - ja ???A ja si budem nieco priat????...HA???...Nebojis Keano - ze to bude proti tvojej "srsti"???...Napriklad - co ak si budem priat....co?...nebudes mi verit...ale prajem si - aby sme ta uvideli uz konecne v inych teniskach...Alebo si mam priat svetovy mier?...Lenze co ak ten svetovy mier - zacina prave pri novych teniskach?...
Let's see. There's ring around the rosie, ring around the ozone hole, ring around the Pacific basin..
In terms of peacekeeping:
Maybe there should be a ring around Baghdad. Might be the only workable solution.
'Outer Land' BY ROUND CROSS
Just to enlighten things back up a bit.
1001 Arabian Nights by 1200 Mics
From 'The Time Machine"
Or maybe this.
"Break the Myth" by Space
Record: PYSCOMEX
....a Backbone of Caution....
NO NEEEEEEEE....1OO1 NOCI PRE 1200 MICIEK????...Kedy to stiha???VOSKOVA FIGURINA-DO KURINA...Keano je totiz vyborny herec...Zahraje aj sviecu...Alebo stareho kocura...alebo havinka co ma rad kosticky...A ring - to moze byt aj - kolecko navyse...Hrat - blazna - je velmi vdacna uloha...Spomenme si na - Hamleta...Kazdy normalny herec tuzi zahrat si - blazna...
Tento - "This Is real" - je celkom sympaticky...PYSCOMEX-je co???...Tri 3 slova?...PYS...COM...EX...???...Akoze sifra:PYS-je PIS...COM...je Email...a EX - je exmangel...Okruhly kriz - je egypsky znak...Nieco na sposob splasnuteho dudlika...MYSO PYS...AAAch ta slovencina!!! Furt ti nejde...Dostavas odo mna patku-This Is real!!!...Ale teraz ludstvu - poviem nieco velmi zaujimave!!!!Pocuvajte - ocami:::Lebo magnetofon mi vybuchol...Pri nahravani - filmu-Constantin........................Dnes rano sa mi snival SEN!!!A nie hocijaky!!!V tom sne - som sa divala do oci...hadajte komu...Neviete?...A mozno aj viete...Len neviete-ze to viete...Este chvilu vas budem napinat...V tom sne - :Ja +on...Pozerali sme sa do oci - sebe navzajom a nic sme nehovorili...Priblizovali sme sa k sebe-az sme boli uplne blizko seba...Lave oko som zavrela a pozerala som sa svojim pravym okom - do "Jeho"-laveho oka...Dotykali sme sa nosmi...A to JEHO OKO SA ZRAZU ZACALO-MENIT!!!...Duhovka oka sa zacala zosvetlovat...az sa zmenila na striebornu farbu!!! Stred oka - zrenica - zostala cierna a vytvorila v strede mensiu ciernu dierku...Zhacila som sa a pomyslela som si:"Su to este - oci?"...A tak som od toho cloveka trochu cuvla - aby som videla aj druhe oko...Aj to druhe oko - bolo tiez strieborne s ciernou dierkou uprostred!!!...A ten - "clovek"-ktoremu som sa pozerala do tychto "oci"-sa ma spytal:"Co vidis?"...A vtedy som si uvedomila - ....ze tie oci su....vlastne........DATA...na striebornej malej diskete...2 oci - dve male strieborne diskety s datami...Tieto " 2 Diskety" - sa na mna pozerali......A potom mi ten "Clovek" povedal:"Uz ta ide zobudit..."...Ja som v tom sne nechapala...kto ma ide zobudit...Lebo v sne clovek nevie-ze spi...A ako som sa v tom sne cudovala-vosiel do izby-clen rodiny a zobudil ma:"Mamkooooo,vstavaj...urob mi rychlo desiatu...neee ze zase zaspis..."...A bola som hore...Presne ako mi to ten "Clovek" v tom "Sne"-predpovedal...To mi opat - pripomenulo scenu z filmu - Matrix...Ked sa pyta - Morfeus - Nea:"Ako by si vedel - co je sen a co skutocnost?"...Ale tie "OCI"-nieco symbolizovali...My ludia mame ZRAK...Ale otazka:"Co je "ZRAK"?...Nie su to - naozaj - "DATA"?...Kazda bunka ma svoje DNA aj - oci ...A co je DNA?...Zatoceny VRKOC genetickych informacii a programu tela...Nas zrak - je "PROGRAM"...Cize - "DATA"...Je to tak...Lebo ten "Clovek" v mojom sne - s tymi "disketo-datovymi" ocami - bol...........Jezisko z milosrdneho obrazu - Krakow...
Dnes som mala zase zaujimavy a trochu smiesny SEN!!!...Opat nadranom!...Tentokrat sa mi snivalo o Neovi!!!...Alebo o Keanovi?...Oni totiz su dvojicky...V tom sne - som s Neom stala na nejakej ulici vecer a zrazu zacalo prudko prsat...A NEO sa ma s lahkym uskrnom na tvari spytal:"Aky dazd si prajes?...Ruzovy alebo bledomodry?..."Ja som na neho vyplestila oci a on sa zacal smiat...Samozrejme ze v tom okamihu - ma zase zobudil - clen rodiny:"Budiiiiceeeeek!!!"...A bolo po sne...Zaborila som hlavu do vankusu a zacala premyslat...Lebo Neo nehovori len tak do-vetra...Preco som si mohla vybrat - ruzovy alebo bledomodry dazd?....Najlepsi je predsa - priesvitny...V tom bola urcite nejaka - SIFRA!!!A tak som cestou do kupelne rozmyslala...:"Ruzovy alebo bledomodry...dazd...?Ten-problem je volba..." No a prisla som na to - co to znamenalo...Ludia si Boha - predstavuju - vacsinou - ako Muza...Chlapa...Ficura...Cize ich obraz Boha - je bledomodry...Ale je to rovnako smiesne - ako bledomodry dazd...Ale aj ruzovy dazd by bol smiesny...Mozno ten dazd je podobenstvo...- ze si mozeme vybrat pohlavie - v ktorom sa tu na Zem "vtelime"..."vdazdime"..."pripojime"..."reloadedujeme"...Mozno mame na vyber aj dalsie veci...A zalezi len - na nasej volbe...Napriklad...chces byt male dievcatko alebo velky blb?...No a potom po volbe - prides tu na ZEM - aby si sa pochopil...tu svoju volbu...O tom bude pravdepodobne ten - Matrix...Ved aj Keano - na fotkach stale o tom rozmysla...Chce pochopit svoju volbu...:"Preco a na co - som sem na Zemegulu prisiel?...Aky to ma ucel?...Aby X17 ponukalo - moje fofky a nasledne fanusikovske komentare?...Mozno prave preto..."...Je uz ocividne - ze ja -Erika a This Is real - tu tronime na komentaroch ako zaby na prameni...Apropo..."Point"...To je co?...Bod zlomu?...Ze zacne padat - bledomodry dazd?...Alebo ruzovy?...Point - je aj bodka..........Alebo ohamih...Alebo spicka......Alebo svetova strana.....alebo vec...Odkial mam vedet - na co konkretne This Is real - naraza?....Bod zlomu - akoze-ked sa lame den a noc - cize - 24.00 hodin?...Cize bod zlomu - je polnoc???...A zase sme v Matrixe...A co kluc?....Kluc je sen???.....Alebo ten Bod - co si mame predstavit - je Pocatek Velkeho Tresku???...Zacina to byt napinave...
Everything is starting to look more like the Alamo....
Or the theme The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Or Billy Strange and the 'Wild, Wild West'.
Or the theme from the Outlaw Josey Whales.
Do pravidelnej rubriky -MOJ SEN - dnes prispievam dalsim podobenstvom...Dnes som mala fakt - divoky sen...Z divokeho vychodu...Ani som potom nezaspala...Tak ma to vzalo...Nebola to ziadna balada...Skor opak...Snivalo sa mi ze som nadavala - zelenej kocke..:"ty svina!"...3 krat...Bola som nahnevana na svojho sefa ale vybijala som si zlost na tej "zelenej kocke..."....Zrazu vosiel cez dvere nejaky maly tucny chlap a povedal - ze to pocul...a ze mi neda vyplatu...Skusala som sa z toho vykrutit ...tvrdenim - ze rok 2007 je predsa rok svine a preto to hovorim tej zelenej kocke...Kocka - je tiez film takisto ako aj Hypercube 2...mimochodom...A Alamo je co?...Upratovacia firma Mistra Reevesa?Ja uz metlu nemozem ani citit...Metla-otrokarka!!! A ty mor ju! Metlu - otrokarku!Ktora kradmou handrou siahne na tvoju slobodu!...A co i vyplatu das v tom boji divokom...mor ty - metlu! a nie metla - teba!...A vol nemat vyplatu - ako byt - otrokom...Z toho vyplyva - podvedome ponaucenie- ze veci - vratane - cistoty ... nemaju vladnut nad nami - ale my - nad vecami...
Hey MORe.HO
People can go to any number of his sites and find you there.
The funny thing is, no one can understand a thing you're saying.
Except for your name.
Podstatna je - jedna vec...Ze mi rozumie - Jezis ko a Kristus ko...Dvaja fesaci...Dobri fesaci...Mam vas na lopatkach - co?...Anlicky hovoriaci neandrtalci...Dnes sa mi snivalo tiez...Podobenstvo alebo co...to bolo....Bola som vo vysokej budove - ktora sa stale naklanala...Veza v Pise je oproti tomu - suviks...Ta budova bola tak naklonena - ze z prizemia som videla 12-dvanaste poschodie...Hovorila som ludom aby rychlo - utiekli ze sa to zruti kazdu chvilu...Ale ludia boli kludni...Prisli tam nejake zdravotne sestricky a zacali pichat ludom - konske injekcie...Vnutri tych konskych injekcii- bola taka zelena cudna tekutina...Ja som si ju odmietala dat pichnut...Na to - ma zacali vsetci nahanat...Prave ked som sa prezliekala...A tak som bola nutena vybehnut z tej naklonenej budovy -do mrazu a snehu - uplne naha...Aj tam vonku ma nahu nahanali...Z tohto nemileho sna - ma opat zobudil v pravy cas - clen rodiny:"Budiiiiiceeeek!!"...Este stastie - lebo sa skoro chytili!!!...A teraz - otazka..."Ake to bolo podobenstvo?...Co byva - hole??Nahe???"...No predsa - PRAVDA!...Pravda-byva hola...Hola pravda-cize -ja -Erika som odmietala si dat pichnut zelenu tekutinu...Matrix ma musel nahanat...Ale mna nedobehne...Vzdy ma vcas zobudia...
"TWO BAD" -Ty si normalne - JASNOVIDEC!!!Dnes sa mi naozaj - snival sen s DVOMA ZLYMI MUZMI !!!........Ja uz ani do kina nemusim chodit...staci ked si lahnem a zaspim...Dnesny moj sen by som mohla nazvat - ako nejaky - film...Napriklad:"Nikdy -nehovor-nikdy..." alebo "Ako som obsluhoval kralovnu vesmiru..." ...V tom sne - som bola niekde na dovolenke...Ako "prudke Inkognito"-som vtrhla do ludovej restavracie...hostinca...Boli tam len sami chlapi...Zdalo sa mi to podozrive...ale zostala som...Prisadla som si k jednemu mlademu muzovi...Ten sa zacal smiat...Spytala som sa ho:"Co ti je smiesne?"...V tom prisiel k nasmu stolu casnik...s cigaretou v ustach a precedil cez zuby a cigaretu:"Tak zenska sa chce dat obsluhovat..."...Ja som odpovedala:"A preco by som sa nemohla dat obsluhovat??"...Casnik na to:"No dobre...Tak co si das?"...Popol z cigarety mu odkvacol na stol...Vsimla som si - ze obrus je spinavy a ze je na nom velky mokry flak z nejakeho napoja...smrdelo to...Ale povedala som si-ze sa nevzdam...Objednala som si jedlo hovoriac:"Dala by som si omeletu so sampionmi..."...Na to sa moj spolusediaci neznamy spolocnik zacal rechtat...:"Tak ona chce omeletu so sampionmi!!!!He-he-heee..."....Aj casnik sa smial a pytal sa:"Fakt chces omeletu so sampionmi?"...Ja:"Ano...Co je na tom smiesne?...Sampiony mi idu na chut..."...O chvilu sa vratil casnik s podnosom ...stale mal cigaretu v ustach...Zobral omeletu do ruky a vykyblil ju rovno na ten mokry flak na obruse...Ziadny tanier...Rovno na obrus...Popol s cigarety mu odpadol rovno do omelety...Potom z vrecka nohavic vyberal-sampiony-huby a daval ich na tu omeletu...Prisediaci sa len rechtal a rechtal...Uz som to nevydrzala...Vstala som - mykla som obrusom...omeleta so sampionmi spadla na zem...Obrus som omotala prisediacemu rechtajucemu stolovnikovi - okolo hlavy - vyzliekla som si z nohy - elegantnu cipkovanu ciernu pancuchu a omotala som ju okolo hlavy - tomu spolustolovnikovi - aby mu ten obrus na hlave dobre drzal a nespadol...Potom som zodvihla omeletu so sampionmi zo zeme a dala tomu casnikovi na tacku - hovoriac...:"Aj ked si to pre mna uvaril - zjedz si to sam!".....A odisla som z hostinca......Ti dvaja za mnou kukali........A teraz - otazka:"Kto boli ti dvaja "ZLI" MUZI??..."...Ked som sa rano zobudila - premyslala som o tom...Jednoznacne islo o dvoch ...a teraz pozor!...To je sifra!....O dvoch sampionoch!!...Kto je sampion???...No predsa - Neo a Nazaretsky!!...Ja som si mala objednat - omeletu so sampinonami!!!Ale objednala som si omeletu so sampionami...a tak - Majstri Sampioni - Neo a Jezusko - si zo mna paradne vystrelili!!...Ale ani ja som im nezostala nic dlzna...v tom sne...Ked si obcas pustim CNN - vidim tam obcas takych muzov - co maju okolo hlavy omotany nejaky obrus alebo utierku na riad...a maju to "poistene " aj ciernou pancuchou okolo cela - aby im to z hlavy nespadlo...Je az neuveritelne - ako moje sny sa prelinaju so skutocnostou...Vsak?...Keano..
If you need a cab, make sure you're heading in the right direction.
Keano je "fajnsmeker"!!!...Ked zavola taxik - tak ma 2 podmienky...Sofer taxika - aj on - Keano - si musia pocas jazdy otvorit dvere a vetrat nohu...A dalsia podmienka je - ze sofer taxika - musi zaplatit - Keanovi - ze mal tu cest ho povozit vo svojom taxiku...Keano je velky podnikatel...A vytazok zo svojho podnikania venuje - na svoje klonovanie...aby mal od svojich fanusikov a paparazzov svaty pokoj...
Keaaaankooooo.....vstaaaaaavvaaaaaaaajjj....Maaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiix taaaaa maaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!Cooooooo???....Zeeeeee siiiiiii saaaaaaa oooooozraaaaaajkaaaaaaaaaaal v Paaaaariiiiiziiiii??....Dooooobreeeeee viiiineeeeeeeckoooooo taaaaaam maaaaajuuuu??....AAAAAsiiiiii siiiii iiiistyyyyyyy - zeeeee jeeee toooooooo viiiiiineeeeeckoooooooo???Nieeeeee jeeee tooooo naaaahoooodoooouuuu taaaaak - aaaakooooooo - s tyyyyym hoooovaaaaadziiiiiim steeeeeaaaaakoooom???....Poooorrooooooozmyyyyysllllaaaaajjj troooooooskuuuuuuuu oooo tooom...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhoooooooj!!!!
Wow, that's different.
Watched an episode of '24' other night...woe.
No offence, but we'll go with the 24 elders and the 12 tribes of Israel, thank you.
A state of mind.
Is real...Israel...Co je realne?...Napriklad - realna je aj demencia...Neverili by ste - ale je to tak...Treba si preskusat 24 starejsich - ci nie su nahodou dementni...Cert nikdy nespi...Doveruj ale preveruj...Napriklad - dementny clovek si mysli - ze o vsetkom rozhoduje vylucne iba - muz...Dokonca diktuje aj -"Panuboskovi" - ze aj "On" musi byt chlap ...Ak medzi 24 starejsimi nie je ziadna zena - je to jasny signal - ze ide o skupinku dementnych starcekov...Ich detinsku samolubost netreba brat vazne...A co s 12 kmenmi Israela???...Treba ich poslat na Oravu zbierat zemaky...Viete aky je odtial krasny vyhlad na Tatry?...Pri tom pohlade im aj vysumi z hlavy - ze su vyvoleni...Alebozeby naozaj boli?...Ano...Su vyvoleni...Su vyvoleni - zbierat zemaky pod Tatrami...Len jeden je Vyvoleny...A to je NEO...a ten moze byt aj - vyvaleny...nemusi zbierat zemaky...Toto je realne...
Tieto moje komentare na tvojej stranke -Keano - mi uz zacinaju pripominat - invaziu slovenskych mimozemstanov...Apropooo...Aj mimozemstania by boli alebo su - rovnaki "otroci" - "vazni"...Matrixu - cize Vesmiru - cize casovopriestorovej siete Matrixu - ako aj my...pozemstania...Matrix - vesmir - sa totiz tvari - ze take krasne hory moria priroda su iba tu - na tejto planete....iba v case a v priestore...ze vsetky dobre veci mozu byt iba tu!!!...napriklad jedlo sex umenie spanok telo priroda...Vesmir - Matrix -Casopriestorova siet - akoby si to "znarodnila"...a predostrela nam pred oci - iba tento svet - ...Akoby to inde nebolo a inak neexistovalo...v inej forme energie - ktora nepodlieha - az pocitacovo presnym zakonom kozmu..Kvoli tymto -"dobram"...nas Matrix -laka reinkarnovat sa sem...modra kapsula...A zo smrti sme najviac smutni...Lebo mame pocit - ze zivot sa skoncil...len preto - ze mame predostrety len tento svet-len tuto casovopriestorovu siet...len tento kozmos...Ale smutni sme hlavne kvoli nasim citovym vazbam...Aj keby sme si boli na 101 percent isti - ze nas blizky clovek po smrti - zije - chybal by nam...Nevidime ine svety...Rozmyslame obmedzene - lebo mame obmedzene vnimanie...Myslime si napriklad - ze mrtvy clovek - bude na druhom svete naveky taky - ako bol tu na Zemi...Naveky muz alebo naveky zena...Naveky - nas rodinny prislusnik...naveky nas otec...alebo naveky nasa manzelka...Naveky nase dieta...alebo naveky syn...naveky knaz alebo naveky dieta..naveky starena...starec...taky aky bol v okamiku smrti...Smiesne predstavy...Kde je sloboda?...Vratme sa na stromy...k opiciam...Nema niekto chut na banan?...Apropooo...banany su aj v inom svete...nielen v tomto...kde prichadzame reinkarnaciou - vtelenim - "znasilneni"-programom spermii a vajicka...Duch i laska sa stava "vaznom" inteligentnej hmoty...O tom hovoril aj Morfeus...Takisto aj sloboda je obmedzovana roznymi mantinelmi ...Laska sa nedostava kazdemu...Ludia akoby zili - pre pokrok veci...hmoty...Ak sa ma niekto dobre na tomto svete - je to vec - jeho Ega...ak sa ma zle - je to vec tiez jeho Ega... Mozeme tomu hovorit - aj-osobny kriz - ktory si kazdy musi niest sam...Dobro alebo zlo...Ale je to vzdy len vec - Ega... A tu vo vesmire - sa stretavaju - dve sily...Smith - ako predstavitel Ega evolucie-hmoty...a Neo - ako predstavitel - slobody - citu a inteligencie - ktora nehlada iba seba ale aj pravdu...Utrpenie na tomto svete ma jednu vyhodu...Aby sme hladali dalej - ako vidime...aby sme nelipli len na tejto forme vteleneho zivota-ale aby sme sa pokusali vidiet aspon rozumom a instinktom - dalej od nosa...To je ten nas vnutorny boj Nea so Smithom...V kazdom z nas sa odohrava takyto boj...Niekto to vnima a niekto nie...A co sa tyka neba a pekla...Nebo a peklo je vec Ega...A Ego ma na starosti -Smith...Ako skoncil - Smith vo filme Matrix?...Vieme...Nakoniec o vsetkom rozhodlo - Svetlo pravdy-podstata nasej bytosti...cize Neo...A taktiez - nezabudnime - na podstatny telefonat Nea - z telefonnej budky...Je to podobenstvo...dolezite!!!...
SMITH:"Pan Anderson...nad cim rozmyslate?????...Zeby film Matrix bol akymsi zahadnym - nadcasovym - mystickym -posolstvom?...Podobenstvom???...Pan Anderson...Vy nam pomozete...ci chcete alebo nie...Vtelite sa aj - do Keana Reevesa!!!...A ten z vas bude uplne hotovy a zamysleny...Potesme ho aspon troskou piva...a cervenymi kvetinkami...a hlavne - na baby nesmieme zabudat!...Tie ma Keano - velmi rad!...Najdite mu Eriku...Ta informuje este viac ako - Neo...Potvora jedna hnusna...Najdite ju v pocitaci!..."...........AGENT:"Uz sme s tym zacali..."...
Smith...Vies aky je rozdiel medzi smutnym optimistom a veselym pesimistom???... Smutny Optimista si mysli - ze neexistujes...Smith...a tym padom ani - Neo...ani - Matrix...Ani Architekt...Smutny optimista - berie stastie a osud do vlastnych ruk - mysliac si - ze vsetko zalezi iba od neho a od jeho optimistickej mysle...a nalady...Pesimista vesely - uz nemusi verit - ze Smith exi
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