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Guess Who's Not Naked (Really? Aw, Dammit)

JALBAMIAMI010107_02.jpgSomehow I don't think I'm going to have to work too hard to convince you to stare at the perfectly-toned ass behind that disarmingly flesh-colored bikini bottom - but can you guess which celeb it belongs to?



JALBAMIAMI010107_03.jpgIt's Jessica Alba!

JALBAMIAMI010107_04.jpgGod, why do we even bother taking pictures of other celebrities?

JALBAMIAMI010107_18.jpgWe're happy to see you, Jessica!

JALBAMIAMI010107_13.jpgLike we'd pass up the chance to run these pictures

Cash Warren - as if it really needs to be said - is one lucky, lucky guy.

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Jessica Alba... those pictures have been circulating for about a week.

Posted by: Anonymous


that girl is a mirage good god she's so dam perfect i want to suck,lick and fuck that ass

Posted by: b.j


She is too skinny. She needs more waight on her to give her the figure back she had. What's with all the crap Hollywood, and the magazines, push to make women look like a stick, it's not healthy for them. That is NOT what most guys like!. Gays like it, but they are not in to women. These women have no figure, and look unwomanly? In fact some of them look like a skinny guy. I'm a guy, and like women to have a figure and something to grab. She looked way better when she had some wight on her. The Olsons, Lohan, Paris (who I can't stand by the way), all look like sticks. Britney has way more of a figure then they do, but unfortunatly she is all fucked up and pale now, and starting to look dumpy, and burnt. Women need to get a figure back, not fat, but a figure back. Most of us men are tired of the TWigy stick look.

Posted by: Women need their figures back


Jessica Alba's ass is perfect.

Posted by: parissucksliterally


Your site sux - you cant even post recent pics. Snoooooooze.

Posted by: usuck


x17 is losing their street creds...

these pics are at least 2-3 days old... stop using old pics as NEWS!

Posted by: Anonymous


Anyone catch the camel toe in pic #1? LOL!

Posted by: NinjaDude


old pics!

Posted by: Fenna


Old pics but who in the fvck cares...? She is HOTTTTTT

BEYOND overrated but still HOT

Posted by: Anonymous


lol ew. I wouldn't want to wear flesh colored bikini for some very good reasons.

There are like guys coming out everywhere. Like in the very last picture with 2 guy's heads popping out from the water. fuh-reaky.

Posted by: hana


Yeah these pictures have been on splashnews.com for a while already. WHy is x17 barely posting them. Is business slow for them this time of year?LOL!

Posted by: Joseph


I agree with the poster: Women need their figures back. Those women are to thin. And you have to remember that a camera puts on about 10 pounds more then she really has, so she is even thiner in real life. As a woman, I know that it's really hard to diet down to a level like these Hollywood stars do. It is not natural for a woman.

Posted by: Anonymous


shes bringing sexy back

www.carpemundus.com - yeah!

Posted by: www.carpemundus.com


I think she looks great. She's thin, but naturally, not unhealty skinny.
Just someone that doesn't need diet or gym to be thin, lucky her!

Posted by: Eli


cute

Posted by: lol



While women who are bigger than her do look hot, Jessica looks like one sexy ass girl just the way she is. She's Hot !!!

Posted by: Brown Eyed Beauty


You people saying she looks too thin are: J E A L O U S

Posted by: aneurysm


I would like to have sexual intercourse with Jessica Alba.

Posted by: Hugh Jass


im a guy and j. alba is f'n stunning, and if ur a dude, u have a fat fettish. just come to grips with that.. these pics i saw before the new year, this is her in miami for christmas. holla! pv

Posted by: pv


Jessica Alba is the latest and best of what Hollywood has to offer without the fake bake and fake breast but still having a nice ass. Yes her ass is nice but wow you act like you haven't seen a nice ass before. What have you been screwing? Her smile can make her seem like the cutest thing but she's not that pretty. She's cute but without the glam or effort she looks average. And the reason you take picture of other celebs is becaue this one IS boring.

Posted by: Anonymous


she's got a beautiful ass but she has no boobs: half perfect only!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Well I wouldn't go as far as saying she's perfect(she is after the photoshopping...everyone is) but she is beautiful, down-to-earth, and a bit of a tomboy. So to most men, thats the perfect girl. She doesn't dig the photog thing so leave her alone, she doesn't want all you nasty perverts gawking at her.

Posted by: yourstupid


Jessica is beautiful but i dont understand how these grown women have no hips. Its like her body goes straight from her ribcage to her pelvic bone there is no womanly waistline or indentation,lindsay has it too. it just looks strange it makes them look like pre-pubesent boys.

Posted by: Anonymous


she really is perfect. She is skinny, but not ugly so. She definitely lost weight, you can tell it in her face, too.

Posted by: Anonymous


Jessica is lucky that her skin is naturally dark and when she does appear sans makeup it's not as bad as say Britney but damn it's still pretty bad. Anyway her face looks too long at times. That's the only thing I don't like about her. And her one cover was hot but she never looks like that. The only reason she goes to the beach is for publicity. It's kind of funny how desperate she wants the world to approve of her ass. I don't like her. This is basically all she does. Her acting sucks. I can see why you guys think she's beautiful most likely it's because you are not very attractive yourself. She's cute at her best but so not at times. And she's far from perfect. I love how the media picks up average girls though and they turn into so called worshipping goddess's over nght. And guys will worship anything with the slightest bit of sex appeal.

Posted by: Anonymous


Janyary 10, 2007 9:54 AM

you must look stuning talking about all this crap bout Jessica, I would just love to see if you're really that pretty. haha

Posted by: anonymous


Perfect. Just Perfect! I realy don't know what else to say! There's not a inch on her body that doesn't look good! And for all of you who think she's too skinny and kinda ugly, Boy I'd love to see you right about now!!
And no she doesn't have a pre-pubesent boy's body!! What, do you WANT her to have one of those "muffin" waistlines? (You know, where your fat is dangling on the sides.. just like the sides of a muffin?) Jessica Alba's Body is PERFECTION!

Posted by: Saudi Girl!


YUMMYYYYYYYYY I LOVE THE SMELL OF JEALOUSY IN THE AIR! I BET ALL THOSE GIRLS SAYING SHES "TOO SKINNY" ARE FAT AND UGLY... BECAUSE LET'S BE REALISTIC... SHE'S PERFECT BODY!

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks great - not all women have to diet to be thin. Some of us are just thin naturally, deal with it!

Posted by: Maren


I'd love to lick Jessica's inner thighs...and then fuck her in the ass.

Posted by: Twat Frencher


you know all these "guys" who say they want a woman with something to grab? Give me an example. Because if you have stuff to grab it's probably all looose and sh*t. I am serious. Please illustrate your point

Posted by: alison


shes nothing special. come to orange county youll see 04539869586904685 girls walk by you in the mall that look 094856984568459068 times hotter than her.sorry not impressed. carmen electra is hotter

Posted by: Anonymous


shes nothing special. come to orange county youll see 4539869586904685 girls walk by you in the mall that look 94856984568459068 times hotter than her.sorry not impressed. carmen electra is hotter

Posted by: Anonymous


I am sexually attracted to Jessica Alba. She is very cute in a stringbean kinda way. I think she is naturally athletic and thin in a tomboy kinda way. She is naturally tan and her body and face look quite delicious!

Posted by: uncle Matthew


be naked

Posted by: Anonymous


i wanna give her a rimjob soooooo bad.........

imnagine her sitting over you as you lick her pussy and ass, tonguing her holes deeply.

jesus christ..................

Posted by: Anonymous


i wanna
suck her tits,
grab her ass,
lick her p*ssy
and fu*k her face

Posted by: PhatBoy






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