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Teen Vogue Smackdown!

HaydenTeenVogue.jpgForget about Hilary's heinous outfit on the Teen Vogue red carpet - check out barely-legal Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Simpson's hotter sis Ashlee! Don't you love that Hayden has already perfected both her coy look and her innocent look? Such a diva already! But is she hotter than Ashlee below?ASIMPSON092007_02.jpgAsh looks a little... off? Something about her long (albeit pretty) extensions and eye makeup. I can't quite put my finger on it, but she's still the hottest Simpson!



ASIMPSON092007_05.jpgJust don't start making movies like your sister, Ashlee - there'll be no excuse for that!

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1st shes a doosh

Posted by: Anonymous


Ashley has got the sweet and innocent look nailed. Beautiful!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


in the top pic, her eyes are slightly going two different directions. it freaks me out. and jessica is way hotter.

Posted by: jermaine costello


yup, jessica is hotter...but I love Ah anyway :B
lol

Posted by: nicolee


At least Hayden has style. Unlike your idol.

Posted by: Anonymous


IT'S HER GREY TEETH! SHE NEEDS TO GET SOME WHITE STRIPS!!

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks like Vampira awakened from the dead. She's trying too hard to be pretty. She should be more natural.

Posted by: Anonymous


I think her teeth are grey!!!

Posted by: Renwa


Her teeth aren't just grey, they're crooked!

Posted by: Anonymous


ashlee looked better with the big round jew nose. nobody gives a shit about this idiot lip syncher anyway. nobody can even remember any of her songs.

Posted by: Anonymous


hayden seriously has baby titties...
she needs a training bra STAT!!

most likely hayden wears PADDED bras

Posted by: Anonymous


ashley>jessica

Posted by: 5150


Jessica is still hotter

Posted by: Anonymous


She clearly hasn't worn her retainer in years because her teeth are growing more and more crooked. She's starting to have Avril Levine teeth. Blech. What happened? The Simpson girls used to have better teeth than they have these days. Jessica's are shifting too. They both need braces.

Posted by: Anonymous


hayden is way hotter than ashley !

Posted by: lovely


Would someone please tell her that the black nail polish looks nasty on her? She does NOT have the hands to pull that look off. She never has. Black nail polish is for posers who try way too hard, anyway. But add to that, the shape of her fingers and her hands look as though they belong on a 12 year old boy. Dark nail polish, in general is unflattering on her.
And finally, would all of you lazy a**es who like to wear nail polish at least have enough self-discipline and dignity to keep it looking fresh? I am so tired of seeing wealthy Hollywood girls with peeling nail polish on their nails. There is no excuse for that and it's a look that belongs to low-income elementary-aged girls. Seriously, these girls need to freaking grow up and take a personal hygeine class or something. I don't think any of them bathe, wash their hair, do their nails, or launder their clothes. Dirty is not sexy.

Oh, and.......gray teeth = gross.

Posted by: Anonymous


That's what it is!! Her teeth are more crooked than I've ever seen them and man are they ever not white.

Posted by: Anonymous



I just want to ask you kids out there to buy ASSlee's CDS ect. , my pay check is still getting smaller , ASSlee's nose is growing back and ya'll have figured out that Jessica is really a man , a man with NO talent ! Perez has more talent than Jessica !

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson


i bet you that she is on drugs in this picture. and i think that we all know what drug. COCAINE!!!!!

Posted by: jen


Holy Kakapoopee!!

Posted by: Visa Fan


i think her teeth look really nice- could maybe be whitened a little but i like that they are a little crooked i think its pretty. i mean c'mon do you really think her teeth should be un naturally straight and perfect like britneys? she looks like a plastic doll its gross.

Posted by: carm


problem with ashlee is that there is something stagnant about her soul and it shows through her outer beauty.

Posted by: carm


Its creepy but Ash kinda looks like a cross between Calista Flockhart and Sarah Michelle Geller... poor Ashlee, she's usually not fugly like that...

Posted by: Jean


Hayden looks 35 already. Probably to do with those freaky eyebrows.

Ashlee looks like she showed up with those undereye circles and some desperate makeup artist tried to put more shadow under there and pretend they were purposefully dark.

Posted by: Anonymous


maybe ashlee is "hotter" because she pretty much "gutted" her face, and purhchased herself a brand new one. Just like they do on those house flipping shows.

Posted by: Tyler


Ashley's nose is looking crooked, (and still kinda big) like it did not set well after her nose plastic surgery (she still will not admit to) when they shaved half a yard off of her big ugly schnooze.

Posted by: Anonymous


One of her cheek implants has slipped down a little

Posted by: Anonymous


Hyden is a stump

Posted by: Anonymous


these two bitches are nothing more than a couple of skanky fucking ho's

Posted by: FUCK YOU!


hayden looks so old on that pic: she looks like lisa kudrow

Posted by: Anonymous


Both look about 40 years old. In the first pics Asslee is looking fat. Whats with young women looking like old fat pigs.

Posted by: Anonymous


As it says on the wall behind Assley, "Ho."

Posted by: El Sueno


Um, no. Hilary looked 10 times better than both of them!

Posted by: James


Ashlee's teeth looks weird, but I still LOVE HER!!

Posted by: Shawnee


HAYDEN DRESSES LIKE MY NANA, SHE LOOKS LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN. THAT LITTLE TWAT AIN'T GONNA AGE WELL.

Posted by: Anonymous


Ashy looks so so BEAUTIFUL! L.O.V.E. ASHLEE SIMPSON :)

Posted by: Ashy_Simpson_Fan


What?
Hilary hotter than both of them?
It's a joke right?
Hilary has the biggest hors teeth ever!
And her chin soooo big!
Well, her head is tooo big for her body (that doesn't means that she has brains, she doesn't)

Posted by: David


don't you people fucking get it? this girls is constantly changing her appearance to look like someone else and be cool, now it's Averal Levine (or whatever her name is). she is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Anonymous


Holy Kakapoopee!

Posted by: Visa Fan


Hyden's legs are VERY short and her calves are extra large, her torso is short with wide hips and a flat butt. She should be wearing very high heels at ALL times, even when she is in bed sleeping.

Posted by: Anonymous


I love ashlee but I agree that her eye make-up is terrible

Posted by: some1


To 1:44;

"Black nail polish is for posers who try way too hard"?

Wow; you must be a stereotypical, stuck up BITCH who is too narrow-minded for her own good. Deeper than a puddle.

Posted by: Shawnee


ok! how many surgeries??? She has a contract with Dr. REy heheheh!..

Posted by: Darvin


Both sisters lack talent and charisma

Posted by: Nika


ugly ass white girl, her nose still is fucked up.

Posted by: brown eyes and brown skin


YEAH..HER NOSE LOOKED GOOD FOR LIKE THE FIRST 3 MONTHS AFTER SURGERY..

BUT AFTER THAT ITS BEEN GETTING WORSE.

Posted by: Anonymous


her teeth look grey and she has a snaggle tooth now?

Posted by: Anonymous


Her NOSE "appears" to be crooked and GROWING longer.....Remember, if you have children with her, the kids will have her BEAK before the surgery.HONK HONK.....

Posted by: Quack Quack


Kanye West's music sucks. He should quit music and take up shining shoes at the airport.

Posted by: Anonymous


i think ashlee simpsons nose is growing back. shes going to have to hack off another chunk soon. its starting to look like whoopie goldbergs nose only bigger and wider

Posted by: she picks her nose too much


Guys... she is on SOMETHING. I know its hard to admit.. but.. seriously. Just look at her.

Posted by: anonymous


WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH?! WHY ARE THEY SO YELLOWISH-BROWN?! CAN WE SAY BULIMIA!

Posted by: Anonymous


WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH?! WHY ARE THEY SO YELLOWISH-BROWN?! CAN WE SAY BULIMIA!

Posted by: Anonymous


WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH?! WHY ARE THEY SO YELLOWISH-BROWN?! CAN WE SAY BULIMIA!

Posted by: Anonymous






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