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Jeez, Jack!

JNICHOLSON032608_01.jpgJNICHOLSON032608_02.jpg We hate to rag on stars for letting it all hang out while on vacation, but, uh, damn, Jack - those moobies are out of control! Might we reccomend the purchase of a Bro?

Jack Nicholson JNICHOLSON032608_18.jpg Okay, okay! A manssiere, then!



JNICHOLSON032608_19.jpg Jack's got a rack!

JNICHOLSON032608_11.jpg Swim 'em off!

JNICHOLSON032608_27.jpg Still a badass

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Posted by: ErinM

X17 FIX YOUR FUCKING PAGE ALREADY

and leave him alone! Jack is fine..what is a supposed to wear at the beach...a parka?



Posted by: Ich

Ha ha, it reminds of that chapter where Frank Costanza wears the "bro".



Posted by: Anonymous

Ole Jack, still kickin it and enjoying life. In Jacks's younger day he was quite a partier and crazy as hell.



Posted by: Anonymous

Fat and ugly? The damn man is 70 years old bi-bade. WTF do you expect him to look like? And yes, the sumbitch is lucky to still be alive after sucking on cigarettes. Now, go wash yer ass. lol



Posted by: Anonymous

hey! good to see britney looking better



Posted by: Anonymous

man he looks like shit but bi babe wold fuck him



Posted by: Florita

looks like Jack needs a boob job.
But he's still one of the greatest actors of all time.
He really should lose the ciggies though.



Posted by: Anonymous

His are bigger and are shaped better (except for the hair) than Britney's.



Posted by: bi-bade

bi-babe why don't you STFU for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever



Posted by: Anonymous

Man, you Britney haters are really frickin obsessed.



Posted by: Anonymous

You perverts get off Jack's boobs. In his younger day those boobs were all muscle.



Posted by: Anonymous

He's Jack Nicholson people. He can do whatever the hell he wants & he can look however the hell he wants. Deal with it.



Posted by: LeBRON

WHEN HE DIES, I WANT FIRST DIBS ON HIS LAKER SEATS!



Posted by: Anonymous

You cant handle the TRUTH!



Posted by: Anonymous

He's 70 friggin' years old! What's he suppose to do? If he gets something done about his look (i.e. plastic surgery) then everyone will rag on him "for having work done." I'd hate to be a celebrity...damned if they do, damned if they don't!



Posted by: Insider

I thought MARLON BRANDO was alive again



Posted by: Insider

I thought MARLON BRANDO was alive again



Posted by: Insider

I thought MARLON BRANDO was alive again



Posted by: Anonymous

One doesn't have to look like that just because you get older. it's simple really, stop eating like a pig.



Posted by: Elda

my luvies, what happen to you??



Posted by: Anonymous

One doesn't have to look like that just because you get older. it's simple really, stop eating like a pig.
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your a fuckin moron you dumbshit



Posted by: Anonymous

One of the best actors of all time...still! BUT he is a walking heart attack being grossly over weight smoking and drinking. He will probably weight until he actually has a heart attach and then IF he servives it will scare the shit out of him and he will quit smoking and start working out.



Posted by: Kaly

He looks fat. And his fans on the tall dating site Tallkiss.com created a forum topic about him there.



Posted by: Kaly

He looks fat. And his fans on the tall dating site Tallkiss.com created a forum topic about him there.



Posted by: Anonymous

noow those are some weird moobs. if an old lady has to wear a bra on the beach he should have to wear one too. fo sho



Posted by: N

Nice Tits !!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey anon 2:52 you're the dumbshit, you can't even spell. It's supposed to be "you're the dumbshit" not "your the dumbshit" what are you? downs syndrome?



Posted by: mememe

I dunno what's wrong with everyone who thinks that a body at 71 years old still looks like a 20'er. Look around you, get a touch with daily life again before you comment on people.
Jack looks great for his age.



Posted by: Anonymous

Cool! I like it when old people let it all hang out, just being themselves. Jack is cool inside AND out.



Posted by: diane keaton

he's hotttt!!
i love him!!! i wish he was butt naked



Posted by: Anonymous

God he is gross!



Posted by: shahab

i very love him







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