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Jake vs. Ryan

JGYLLENHAAL060906_1.jpgJake: "Reese, Reese, Reese ..."
Ryan: "Yeah, whadabout her?"
Jake: "I mean, she's hot, man."
Ryan: "So what are you saying, dude? Are you sleeping with her?"
Jake: "That's not what I'm saying, man."
Ryan: "That is what you're saying! Damn it, let's handle this like men ..."


JGYLLENHAAL060906_2.jpgRyan: "Mano a mano, dude!"


Click through to see the exciting conclusion of "Jake vs. Ryan" ...




JGYLLENHAAL060906_3.jpgRyan: "Don't you run away from me, bitch!"


JGYLLENHAAL060906_4.jpgJake: "Help! Where's my bike?!"

(Disclaimer: These are archive images and are in no way intended to represent the real-life relationship between Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe today.)

SEE MORE:
  >   Jake Comes Out In Hollywood - Sep 30, 2007
  >   Was It Ever Really On? - Sep 13, 2007
  >   It's Haal Over For Reese & Jake - Jun 21, 2007
  >   Gyllen' With My Dogs - May 18, 2007
  >   Hot & Sweaty Jake Makes Me Hot & Sweaty! - May 12, 2007

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Posted by: dee


this can't be recent, can it? Someone should say...

Posted by: Anonymous


second; 'cos the first one is the rotten egg!! ^-^ XP

Posted by: ryanne


second; 'cos the first one is the rotten egg!! ^-^ XP

Posted by: ryanne


second; 'cos the first one is the rotten egg!! ^-^ XP

Posted by: ryanne


dumb, dumb, dumb...x17 is becoming z17...zzzzzz

Posted by: Anonymous


third the bird

Posted by: bryanne


ryan is soo hot!

Posted by: Anonymous


that was awesome. seriously. that was great.

Posted by: Anonymous


jake and Ryan make a lovely couple. Jakes looks a lot older than ryan though.

they should come out of the closet and stop using reese as a beard.

Posted by: TEE HEE


x17 - stop trying to be perez[ish] ... want pics - not a lame running commentary

Posted by: Anonymous


Funny!

Posted by: Anonymous


Jake isn't very good looking here he has bad Jimmy Neutron hair and he does look older.

Ryan is a hottie with a body.

Posted by: Anonymous


ryan=HOT!

Posted by: aimz_15


RYAN BROKE UP HIS FAMILY!!!!!

Posted by: Ryan Broke up HIS FAMILY 4 MORE FAME


LOL

Posted by: D


oh plz bitch

Posted by: Anonymous


Anon 2:36, I agree. These pictures are at least a year old and they were both working out at the university (UCLA?) with the same trainer. They were friendly, not friends. NO PROOF on the Jake/Reese thing. Only hearsay, bcz I do not believe Perez.I want PROOF. And I don't think anyone will get any PROOF.

Posted by: Anon


Ryan ended up being really lame. He was out partying all the time while she was home with the kids. I hope Reese IS with Jake. He'd be more than happy to play house with her and her little family.

Posted by: Ryan sucks!


Photos say date: 060906
so they were taken last year!

Posted by: Karen


Jake loves pussy! Like, real, girl, pussy! He is a shining example for us all! Ask the cast and crew of his latest bomb! And he really, really, looves pussy! Jake for president! Which old married broad will he date next!! Can't wait!

Posted by: Team Jake


abc

Posted by: »ú´²


If Reese and Jake are together, luck for her! Jake´s much gorgeous than Ryan. I don´t like Ryan.

Posted by: Anonymous


If Reese and Jake are together, luck for her! Jake´s much gorgeous than Ryan. I don´t like Ryan.

Posted by: Anonymous


Why does Jake wear that beard it makes him look 10 years older and uglier! Such a shame he used to be cute.

Posted by: Anonymous


ima marry jake! i can beat up reese or any other girl for that matter!!

Posted by: jake makes me wet


This is not recent. These are older photos, you can still see the wedding band on Ryan's finger.

Posted by: treine


This is not recent - you can see the wedding band on Ryan's finger.

Posted by: treine


I hope Reese is happy IF she is jumping his bone!

Posted by: Oh yeah


Jakes tha best, hes better than Ryan

Posted by: Anonymous






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