We Can Look Past The Hair...

Drool all you like,
but trust me when I say,
Mr. Franco's very, very gay.
He dates no girls,
except for premiers,
Then he goes back to dudes
And leaves ladies in tears.

she is so unattractive

That makes sense! He's light in the loafers! I can't believe I didn't see it! At Playhouse West, where he trained as an actor, he used to hang around with this group of ... *ahem* ... very stylishly dressed guys all the time.