Uh, 'nuff said? The world's first supermodel put on a little show for us when we spotted her out.

And yes, this post is just a thinly-veiled excuse to link back to our favorite Janice moment ever. Can you blame us?

An X17 photog spotted Ms. Dickinson at a police station yesterday and he wondered what was up.

Janice told us she was making a donation to the police department and even joked that we have nothing on her -- she wasn't pulling a Paris today.

But really, people, was the Original Supermodel really down at the precinct (with a guy who's obviously her lawyer, right?) to spread some good will to the PD? I doubt it!

We kinda hope the ladies who work at Janice Dickinson's nail salon send her a Christmas card - after all, Janice is practically keeping them open single- (or should we say double?) handedly!

The world's first supermodel stopped by the salon again yesterday afternoon for her second appointment in less than two weeks. Guess all that swimming must have ruined her last mani, huh?

Looks like Janice Dickinson is really enjoying her vacation in Hawaii - whether she's in the ocean or basking in the sun, she's been all smiles! Even though Janice admits to having a little bit of work done, we still think she looks smoking hot for her age!

No, really - she actually said that!

We were snapping pictures of Janice's cell phone the other night, when we happened to ask the world's first supermodel what she thought about Audrina Patridge's nudie photo scandal. Much to our surprise, Janice got downright alarmed and started lecturing the inquisitive pap about her philosophy of nudity - which basically boiled down to "Don't do it"!

"I think they should keep their clothes on, absolutely," Janice said to the cameraman. "[Nudity's] fine in the bathtub or on the beach, but these kids are sending out bad messages."

Well said - and from such a credible source, too!

When you're getting a mani and a pedi, it can be a little tricky (tricki?) to juggle personal items. The ever-resourceful Janice Dickinson, however, seems to have found one way to keep her cellphone close at hand - by sticking it between her massive boobies!

Speaking of boobies, she was asked what she thought about Audrina's hills...and while she didn't have anything to say about Audrina, she did share her thoughts on posing nude. Check out the video below!

We're just kidding, Janice!

Even though ONE of the world's first supermodels (as Tyra always likes to point out), was caught out and about without her normal pound of makeup on yesterday, we still think Janice is looking fine for 50-something!

And we still think you were the best former model judge on ANTM!

Is it just us or is Janice Dickinson getting younger? We spotted the former hottie - emphasis on former - in Malibu this Wednesday.

Whatever she's doing, it's making her not look 53!

We know, Janice. We know.

Surgically altered Janice Dickinson sure has gotten a lot of mileage out of her most recent publicity comments about just who is fat and who is not.

Now, Janice (making the talk show rounds in New York) might have ruffled gastric bypass recipient Al Roker, calling him fat on Showbiz Tonight- er, or formerly fat anyway.

And frankly, neither will Janice mind the trouble she's caused, after all, her show IS coming back for another season...but I'm sure you already knew that!

Really, Janice? That's interesting, especially coming from you! Former supermodel Janice Dickinson, never one afraid to speak her mind, told Al Roker on The Today Show this morning that Jennifer Love Hewitt "is a healthy, not emaciated woman." She then added, "You want to see someone who's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat."

Janice claims to be "kidding" about Tyra, but it sure didn't sound like it! Bitter, much?

Don't you love seeing former hotties out and about in bikinis? We do! That's Jerry Hall - Mick Jagger's ex wife - vacationing in the South of France this summer, and then there's our favorite supermodel Janice Dickinson rockin' out in Malibu. (How much you wanna bet these two were the Paris and Lindsay of their day?) One's got a bit more class, the other... well, she's a tad raunchy! But who's hotter? It's Jerry Vs. Janice!

Wow. Hate to admit it... but I'm impressed! That IS the self-proclaimed first supermodel EVER, Janice Dickinson, and she IS in a bathing suit and she DOES look pretty damn good. Shocking, isn't it? Or maybe all that plastic surgery exercising has paid off and the ocean water is just hiding the rest of her wrinkles. Who knows! But hey, it's nice to see her having fun... and having it, uh, sober!

Office workers, you might want to turn the speakers down and look around for your boss - Janice Dickinson scored about an 8.8 on the Mary Carey scale last night outside of Koi! And X17, of course, was there to document the whole sordid affair; we got every extended middle finger, every slurred syllable, every failed attempt at flashing - the whole thing!

Paris spent what might be her last days of freedom shopping on Sunset Plaza and consorting with lesser reality stars at Pinkberry! Dressed all in white (a subtle hint at her innocence?), Paris first hit up the Virgin Megastore where she picked up a couple of Gwen Stefani dolls. Is she stocking up on valuable items to trade for a carton of ciggies or a shiv at Century Regional Detention Facility?

Then she hit Catherine Malandrino at the Sunset Plaza before stopping by the place that launched the current fro-yo craze (which Paris helped publicize, btw), Pinkberry!

Paris ran into D-Listers Janice Dickinson and Bobby Trendy at Pinkberry, both who had plenty to say (on-camera, of course) on the subject of Paris! Janice was seen whispering something in Paris’ ear before chastising the paparazzi to leave Paris alone while simultaneously angling for some camera time of her own. Bobby Trendy predicted that she wouldn’t even go to jail, at least not for more than an hour, like Zsa Zsa Gabor or “that girl from Grey's Anatomy.” Did he mean Michelle Rodriguez from Lost?

Paris looked very solemn the entire day, and when she went back home, we asked her if she planned to appeal the judge’s decision but she didn’t answer. Chin up, Paris - even if we can't help cracking a few jokes, we're all pulling for you!

Reports say the world's first supermodel Janice Dickenson is in talks to reprise Dick Van Dyke's role in "Mary Poppins."

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim charoo ...

Could Hollywood's a-listers actually be spending time with their families instead of going out to the clubs? Stranger things have happened - and it would certainly explain why the biggest stars we spotted at Area last night were Andy Milonakis, Ian Ziering (who still looks weird to me without the immortal Steve Sanders Perm, even years and years after the fact), and Janice Dickinson. But hey, at least they were in high spirits - Andy cracked us up again, and Janice was giddily throwing around hand signs like a crazy person!