Jen Sizzles On The Red Carpet, Kills Onstage!

Damn I want my dick deep in her p*ssy so I can blow my sperm deep in her belly

Mayer / Aniston were a showmance.

The whole "Jen can't find a man" thing is a marketing tool. It's schtick.

Looks like she couldn't find anything to wear except aluminum foil paper!!! Hey, there's a reason why she can't keep a man.

Jennifer is the best, she doesn't need some foreign or american kid on her hip.
She is very classy.
You go girl.......

I love Jen. Never had any reason to dislike her. She doesn't have to go to extremes like some bipolar man-eaters I won't name.

OH PLEASE - she's the one who got dumped and the whole world watched. She must think we have short memories? What was it.... that endearing thing she said to Mayer just hours before the breakup... I love every inch of you - that was it. Pulleeze. Grow up, Jen. Your Barbie Doll looks are fading and you have no family. No children. No husband. Nobody but your stupid mirror. For you, maybe that's enough after all. lol

So nice to see the old trollop... errrr Old Maid is doing well.

Poor 1:31 and 1:32. SO sad to see some women are stuck in the 1950's. I guess it's OK for men like Clooney who can't keep a woman longer than five minutes, can't even date anything more than 23 year old cocktail waitresses. But that's cool, because boys will boys, right? Mocking women for not having children or being 40 that's Ok, funny hahah.

Oh my lord that dress is ugly.

Tired of this!!! Always the same old song: "Jen is 40 and still able to be cute and she can find a man blablabla". Give us a fucking break, would ya?!!!

1:31 You got that right. It was the Academy Awards. Her & Mayer behind the curtain. Uh huh. I remember.

Who said anything about Clooney? Somebody needs to get her head out of the sauce. lol

she looks gorgeous as always...

She looks younger than Lindsey and Paris. They're disgusting.

It's a shame you are forced to read about her and make nasty remarks. You
must have a lot of time on your hands.
She looks great to me, she's joking,
and seems to be keeping busy. She has
lots of friends, goes out and probably
doesn't have time to worry much about
anything. I think there are a lot men
and woman in the world that are single.
Surely you don't just run out and get
married to say you are.

**** I'D SLEEP WITH HER, THEN AFTERWORDS MAKE FUN OF HER LOSING BRAD TO A REAL WOMAN BAHAHAHAHAHA*****

Hopefull John get back to the joke at him I can't wait for that.

Can Brad pitt joke about his divorce with out hens go nuts too?

She didn't make the joke about John. The
other one did. She looks great to me.
I think it is funny she is joking about
her movies. She seems like she would be
a lot of fun to be around.

wow she is gorgeous. alot of jealous people making comments. if you don't like her don't look.

you all act like 40 is a fugging death sentence....well I suppose it is if your staffers are mentally twelve!!!!

Haven't you read all the articles about
her choice of movies? That's what she
was joking about. She's always had a
sense of humor and been fun to be around. 2:39 Brad has a article on the
right side, why don't you ask him the
question? I'm here to read about Jen
and only Jen. She's the one I enjoy
seeing.

ok only about jen... how about jen friends?
Cortney cox lived with the married man for a year, Shryle crow was involved with Lance Armstrong when he was married , Larua dern got pregnant and had a child before even his divorce was filed ,Her fellow Greek-american Rita Wilson was involved with Tom Hanks while they work in the movie set and married Tom Hanks just two month later.
If this is ok with her friends why it is different when it comes to her even cheating is the case?

Please john make fun of jen back please john. I am sure you can tell many jokes about her .

Andi
No Brad is side talked her so I can talk about him anywhere. The question is for hens not for Brad btw. Can Brad joke about his divorce too with out you all get mad at him?

3:08pm:grow up. she did not start the joke. john has already joked about her on his cruise.he is very bitter cuz she dumped his ass. he needs to grow up

40 is the new 30

1:31: she was acting, that is why she said it very loud and left him as soon as she could. He had already planned, and told people he was going to be away from the camera for a few months. Why ? because he got in trouble last time they stopped the contract and they didn't want him talking again. That isn't conspiracy BS. That is the truth.

If John is bitter it can't be as bitter as she is with Brad.
BTW she forgot to mention Marley and Me, paralleling her lonely life with Norman post dumping. then He's Just Not That Into You about the string of men who hit it and quit it, and finally The Baster her last ditch half-hearted effort to get a baby that she really does not want, but her insipid fans insist she always wanted and would be a great mom

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Mayer and Aniston were never a real couple. It was all fake to get rid of the Pitt/Jolie factor.

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Andi
No Brad is side talked her so I can talk about him anywhere. The question is for hens not for Brad btw. Can Brad joke about his divorce too with out you all get mad at him?

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what I meant to say was Brad is side talked here. I prefer talking about him here.

mayer and jen were in love. not acting. get your facts straight before posting

She got breast enlarged and waist is so round. Middle-aged women still like to dress like a teen-aged?

I'm a huge fan of Jen's but that dress is awful. Sure she sizzled...because she was wrapped in aluminum foil!! I love her but that dress is hideous.

If someone thinks that dress is ugly, I think she is just plain ugly. I saw a tape of when she gave her little talk (off of clue cards)not only was she losing her top but her hair was terrible. If she wants to be taken serious she has to do something with her hair.

Tthe way she dress up is not dignity and charm, some how look like young age girl to wear these styles

Jen is starting to show mileage on that face of hers. Next up: mommy roles.

Hideous, ill conceived, poorly proportioned foil of a frock. Prada SCHMADA!!

How come whenever she is interviewed all that is talked about is her love life? Who cares? She must be the reason that she can't hold onto a man, but what do I know - plus I don't really care.

For a 40 year old she looks to be in great shape. I'm sure she works at it. However, that dress is ugly. She is also beginning to look like S. Crow, or is it just me.. She has been a very busy lady since Friends went off the air.

Too much hair and not enough dress for someone her age. What is that dress made of?

This women looks so freaking BORING!!! She hasn't changed her hair style in years. She looks the same in every red carpet except for the dress.

She looks smoking hot! Drop dead gorgeous.

She needs a complete makeover, her hair is hideous and junior high. Her dress is too young and not attractive.

She is okay and was best on Friends and not the big screen at all. She also should stop publicly talking about her love life.

3:06 - Amazing that she is friends with all of those women that were with married men, isn't it? Of course, she would never acknowledge that would she. How convenient all of those women forget their pasts and support her. The ignorance is amazing...

she bugs and will never get over brad pitt - you could tell at the oscars.

Who's Brad Pitt. Rob Patterson is the
new heart thob. Old men never did
interest me. Next year it's gonna be
Megan and Rob. Just wait and see.

Judging from the picture of Brad spending millons for art on the
right side I don't think any woman
is going to get too excited. He's
fading fast and Rob stole the show
at Cannes. I think Jen looks good
and her dress is about like what
everyone else is wearing. She has
a sense of humor, friends, is busy
so live with it. Having a bunch of
kids don't always keep people happy.
Ask Jon and Kate.

Jen looks gorgeous.So happy and content.
I haven't seen her look like this in a
long time. I wonder if she has a man that she isn't letting us know about? It
is possible.

if the critcism is about her acting and movies, that i can understand. but WHY do people, specialy women...still have this idea about being a person "ONLY IF YOU HAVE A MAN????", i have a husband, but i think what makes me, is 1) ME and 2) WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF DOING WITH MY LIFE. ladies, it's 2009 and women do not need men to make it in life. God bless you all :-)

she's beautiful and i enjoy her movies, i'm not saying she's a great actress. still i enjoy her, all actors do the "publicity thing", it's not like she's the only one who does. so what, it's not murder. she's talking about her life now, because we all kept talking and asking questions about it. proof?, well look at us now all giving either negative or positive comments.....

jen is great!..thank x 17 for the picture..she is great gal..cause she is find to poke fun of herself..a person who can laugh at them self means she is open mind, smart and not bitter..
Jen rock..!! please do not connect her with brangelina again..she is success without them and vice versa..
Congratulation Jen for the award! you deserve it!!!

Btw if you want to add the other homewrecker list..add..Jolie (twice),Julia Robert,...but at least Julia never said a statement that " she will never fall in love with a married man because of the pain her mum had"

WOW

I don't think that women here are saying that you need a man to make it in life, they are just saying that it is nicer going through life with someone that loves you and vice versa.

I enjoy her movies and of course she
has to do publicity. All the stars do.
She seems to be a nice, normal woman
that likes people. I think she has a
great sense of humor and takes things
in stride. Everybody from her co-workers to waitresses say she is kind
and nice to them. She has great friends,
is busy and looks great. She is living
each day, who knows what the future will
bring.

Jen looks beautiful. She is ageless, the dress is classy and she has the body to wear it. She isnt hanging out or showing anything that shouldnt be shown. She is still young,40 isnt old. She still has 40 more years to go. Live and let live!!! She is enjoying her life and it shows.

And to think not long ago Jen blabbed on and on how Mayer would never make that mistake again by dumping her..........hahahahaha. Drugs and partying are taking a toll on her.

poor role model: she dumped mayer.get your facts straight before posting.hahaha

she's so hot and cute love her

Duh Mayer dumped her get your fact straight ..weeks before OSCAR Mayer let it known to every body that he is going w/ JEN as an OSCAR BF .. see if they are really real couple Mayer would just say he's there to support the HAG, but NO he let everybody knows that he was hired to be Maniston's OSCAR BF.

What's up w/ the reynold wrap cloth? She's trying so hard to be sexy but end up looking a DESPERATE HAG !!

Her prada clothes as an ULTIMATE REVENGE on her X???? DUHHHH Her EXES saw her w/o clothes and they still dumped her.

The SUN is out again! ;)

Miss California should have gone to her! She looks better than any so called
beauty queen! She ain't fake and she ain't plastic! And she IS NOT getting passed on sequels like some other washed up freak who played Lara Croft!!

Jen, my friend - you have carried yourself with class and smarts through
the last 4 years and you will continue to shine because of it! Your 1st rate in my books!

Next up: Your baby with Brad!! GO FOR IT!

Catbum, Tranny Jaw, Leather Handbag.
i

Handler's made fun of Aniston lot's of times on her show and not in a good or teasing way. She's basically painted her as pathetic. I'm waiting for someone to inform me on how she has 'increased the visibility of women in film". It's a wonder Handler didn't throw up after saying that. Don't know why people have to put down Jolie to build up Aniston, that makes it look like Aniston can't stand on her own. Why don't you FANS try to do as Aniston wants and NOT link her and Angelina or Brad. You can't be much of a fan if you' go around making your idol look sad and pathetic and in need of reassurance 24/7. The problem is your desire to diss Angelina outweighs any repect you might have for what Aniston wants or maybe you think she's nothing with out Brad or Angelina. You guys just can't resist, it's like a sickness. I'd say Angelina owns you. All that bitterness over a failed relationship that wasn't even YOURS, how pathetic is that?? lol

I think she is a lesbian & the 'relationships' are just a cover.

jane: lesbian ? you've got to be kidding. thats just lame. i think you are just jealous

SHE GOT A PAIR OF FAKE BOOBS. NO WONDER WHY SHE SHOW THEM ALOT.

PEOPLE HERE IS SO NAIVE. SHE IS A PLASTIC QUEEN. WHY SHE LOOK YOUNG? IT'S FROM BOTOX, COLLAGEN AND FACELIFTED. SHE ORIGINAL IS UNDER AVERAGE. I MEAN UGLY

Jenifer Aniston is look weird and masculin. I don't see her beautiful like people here said. I hate her fake double chin,her mouth, bloat botox face , teen-aged dress, etc... .She is nothing to me.

JENIFER ANISTON THE BEST EXPECIALLY COSMETIC SURGERIES HA HA

She got fake boobs and fake nose?