John Thinks Jen's Body Is A Wonderland

i've been hit by a truck of love?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wow, she's soooo deep.

No wonder she is considered to be such a talent *snickers*

Jen there is no doubt you were hit with a truck...your face tells the story.

I will never get that taste out of my mouth..........

Love this couple.Hope they stay together

Somebody get me a sick sack.

THE STORY IS TOTAL LIES DESIGNED TO KEEP PEOPLE INTERESTED IN NOTHING.............. "TRUCK OF LOVE".....??????.... YOU MUST BE AN IDIOT TO THINK THAT IS ROMANTIC LYRICS. IT IS A JOKE DESIGNED TO MAKE FUN OF THE IDIOT PEOPLE IN THE WALMART CHECKOUT LINE THAT READ THIS NONSENSE. THANK THE DEAD FISH WITH A ROSE IN IT'S MOUTH (CAA) FOR THAT ONE, AGAIN.

OK.....compare photos (remove the spaces) : THIS AT THE PREMIERE : tiny url. com / 9hppmu .............and THIS IN NYC : tiny url. com /8w59ec . If you think Jen and Mayer is a hot romance, with marriage and kids planned and hot sex every night you are reading tabloid lies. She has marriage plans with someone else. John knows he is, and has been, walking with someone else's wife. John has been DRESSING NEARLY EXACTLY LIKE THAT PERSON AS WELL (that is why the short hairstyle, the unshaven appearance, the exercise schedule, the fast car he rented....that Ford GT, the black athletic clothes.....etc.... etc.....) which people don't know. HE IS TRYING TO COPY THE OTHER GUY NEARLY EXACTLY. This is the real John Mayer :(remove the spaces) tiny url. com /73mw2e NOT THIS (remove the spaces) : tiny url .com /9xhenh . The second picture is a physical imitation of Jen's future husband. NOT MAYER. That is part of the contract he agreed to and that CAA created. Vince also had a similar contract as "sex symbol" and that is why Vince flew to Miami, before they did this and gave Mayer advise saying he found the situation "unfulfilling".

THEY ARE 100% FAKING IT. period.

I love you Jen and John. You're both unique, real and steady. Don't believe that everyone listens to some of the crap written about you. I know you like the internet so you'll see the crap. Sometimes us educated just have lives and don't have time to war with loonies via comments section all the time so it appears everyone is bias against you. NOT SO!! I THINK YOU'RE FABULOUS!!!

Those lyrics are written by STAR MAGAZINE EDITORS for cash donations, to pay mortgages, from bored, stupid people, in checkout lines.

10:27 : you voted Republican too ?

Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tallmingle.com___ ,really?

10:27 : Noah Sailed on an arc, women were made from a man's rib, the earth is actually flat, the moon is made of blue cheese, CAA is ethical, the Iraqi people all were responsible for 9/11 ??? right????.......maybe you are clueless and gullible? GET AN EDUCATION. Do the world a favor. Make a contribution instead of following two people ACTING a fake relationship.

I can type this while I stick my finger down my throat reading that 'poem'.

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John Mayer = a paid for, disposable, clown handbag.
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I love her but hate him. She should date someone like.....I dunno........Someone nice. I don't think he's nice.

Come on. As if. If John Mayer were to use this crap on an album he wouldlose what little if any credibility that he has left. I think 10:22 has the most acurate story to date. Jen is pathetic paying for this stupid story and John hasn't been able to even fake it right yet. He looks in agony any time you see them together. Wonder how much $$ he is getting to do this. Was he paid with the Jessica Simpson thing too?

G A G!!!!!!!

I used to sorta like this guy. :-\
Now he's just a mushy clown douche!

Douchifer again. Two of the who ring publicity seeking azzholes in Hollywood.
Disgusting pigs.

Douchifer again. Two of the who ring publicity seeking azzholes in Hollywood.
Disgusting pigs.
That is the worst piece of garbarge I have every read.

He did look miserable after they broke up, so I'm not totally convinced that they've been faking a relationship all this time.

This dude fake everything he does. I heard he looked sad because he was getting sued. Any way he was faking.
Mayer and Maniston are big faking douche bags liers.

hit by a truck in love?! jen, are you high or just stupid on your own? rotfl, that was seriously THE most lame piece of crap I've ever read...no offence ;)

"Hit by a Truck?" Her face

I love this couple. I expect marriage and babies this year.

6:06: you are going be let down because you are a superficial, blind idiot who follows anything without using any amount of common sense at all. I am just being honest.

Stop now Anon , i am so tirede of you let john and jen alone. i love to see them toghter