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Will Aniston Ever Catch A Break??!!!

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Girl has got a semi-cute boyfriend and a string of failed relationships, no kids, and she's pushing 40 ... will she ever get lucky?

As for her marrying John Mayer, I just don't see the boy settling down any time soon. I would imagine the strongest bond they have is their mutual dislike of the paparazzi which is probably not enough to keep them together ... although it's a possibility!

I thought John was the smarter apple of the pair, but when the "rock star" got out of bed at 8:30 in the morning to speak out against the paps, saying we should be taxed and blah, blah, blah (how much did YOU pay in taxes last year, Johnny boy! We paid a TON!), I realized he wasn't the cerebral singer-songwriter I thought he was. And Jen, well ...

Anyway, good luck to you, Jen. If nothing else, you've got loads of $$$, I guess, 'cause your lawyers' fees must be amazing with all the legal notices you have them sending out!



Just kidding, we love ya, girl :)

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Posted by: Anonymous

When Aniston ever catch a break? Well, when you start giving her a break!!! Since when do you measure others by reading what the tabs say?



Posted by: Laughing at the paps is fun

Boy you guys get reeeeaaaallly pissy when the people you harrass fight back.

Man-up. Not every body can be in your pocket like Britney Spears.



Posted by: Anonymous

Since when did being middle-aged, single, and babyless make a woman sad and pathetic? Who the heck are we to say she isn't living the way she wants to and isn't happy? She got divorced quite awhile ago and rumor has it that Brad begged her back and she refused - that doesn't sound like a pathetic, sad woman to me - sounds like someone that is independent, grounded, and knows what she does/doesn't want. Why settle for anything, especially when you're Jen?!?!



Posted by: Anonymous

Takes a while to find a good relationship according to your need. If it doesn't work, there's no reason to carry on. It's better to start anew especially when you're choosy.



Posted by: 'cuse me

Maybe she IS happy? Just because she's not married and doesn't have children doesn't mean she's NOT happy. Not every person on this planet has to be married with kids. And as far as age goes, she's still young. Pushing 40? Get a clue. I'm pushing it too but that doesn't mean I'm going to fall over tomorrow.

You guys are ticked off because her boyfriend didn't want you around. Get over it. Get a REAL life. Get a f'ing clue. People don't want you crawling all up their butts 24/7. Jeez



Posted by: jenny

X17 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT MAYBE SHE DOESNT WANT ANY KIDS!!! OR GET MARRIED AGAIN! JUS CUZ HOLLYWIERD IS STARTING TO CASH IN BY HAVING KIDS DOESNT MEAN JEN WANTS ONE. as for john mayer idk who da hell listens to his music or what songs does he sings... does he even have a hit?!?! and i hope jen is smart enough to know that John is NOT the type to really settle down with if she wants to. she still has plenty of time... Salma Hayek and hallie berry have a kid at the age of 41!!! Jens 39! shes not all dried up! leave her alone... besides marriage in celeb terms doest last long anyways so why bother!



Posted by: Anonymous

Brad spent the last two years of their marriage using the media to pressure Jen into having a child. When that didn't work he used Angelina to humiliate her on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. A husband is supposed to protect his wife from a lynch mob, not send one chasing after her. And you wonder why she didn't want to have kids with that douche. I have lots of respect for Jen. She is living her life despite the media wanting to destroy her and despite the fact that her ex-husband has turned his entire life in a giant publicity stunt.



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't think John wants to marry her either. Jen comes across as desperate, not to mention a real bitch. I don't think she is ever going to get over Brad leaving her.



Posted by: Anonymous

I truly don't get people who say she is desperate and unhappy. It is merely a thought that the media put into your head. Just because she doesn't cater to the media or try to be seen doesn't make her a bitch either. I am really shocked when people say that she is a media who*e because she hates being photographed and hasn't done an interview in years!! She works hard and doesn't bother anyone which is why I guess I have trouble understanding why people have such a hatred towards her or a feeling that she is looking for attention. She seems very centered and happy to me. But neither side truly knows her so it's all speculation.



Posted by: Anonymous

These mags are just bitter they didn't get in on the Brad and Scary Angie pics
What the mags don't realize is that Brad and Angie are has beens....



Posted by: jj

Shame on you x17! Leave her alone! Your mad because she does not kiss your ass!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Brand-gelina have never done a single nice thing without immediately issuing a press release, giving a press conference, staging a photo-op or sitting down with CNN to let EVERYONE know how they just did something nice for someone. When that's not enough they release their tax returns which doesn't feed or shelter anyone. All it does is put an exact dollar amount of their "generosity". Tell me again, who is the desperate media whore? And whatever happened to the orphanage in Cambodia, the people of Namibia, the Iraqi refugees? We never get any follow up. I guess once these poor people serve their purpose, Brad and Angie move on to another group of people they can exploit.



Posted by: cherry

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.



Posted by: Anonymous

John & Jen will not marry. Jen had suffered enough through a divorce to ever marry again. John is too young to marry. Why marry when most marriages end in divorces.



Posted by: Amy

Since when have John and Jennifer hated the paparazzi? They love it. John is always joking around with them and Jennifer sets up photo-ups. I feel sorry for Jennifer in the sense that people always look at her with pity. She could get married, have kids, win 10 Oscars and people will still say she's not over Brad and has a lonely life. At the time she probably thought the "poor me" routine with Vanity Fair and on Oprah would get her sympathy and publicity. But I doubt she expected it to backfire to the point that people feel sorry for her three years later.



Posted by: M

I love her ! If this is what she want's I think it would be great! I'm not so sure doing it with John Mayer would be the BEST Ideal...... I hope her all the best.. I also agree with 9:30 every thing they do they HAVE to get PRESS FOR IT.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jen doesn't love the publicity. If she did she would be smiling in photos eating up all of the attention. Instead she has that get the heck away from me look. She doesn't want people feeling sorry for her. No one wants to spend four years being painted like a desperate loser. The media is creating this loser storyline and they're upset that she won't play their game. All Brad and Angie do is play the game. Their entire life is a media circus that they keep feeding into.If they wanted to keep the paps away from their kids they would fight to pass laws protecting their children. The same laws they child protection laws they have in France could be the same laws in the US. Exploiting their kids keeps them in the news and keeps people distracted from the fact that Brad hasn't had a hit in years. Where would he be without all of this press coverage? Washed up, that's where.



Posted by: Anonymous

AT LEAST JENN WONT SELL OUT HER FAMILY FOR PUBLICITY OR HAVE A BUNCH KIDS JUST TO STAY IN THE SPOTLIGHT......

ANGELINA IS A DIRTY HERION ADDICT WITH TRACKS ON HER ARM



Posted by: Passive Aggressive Much?

WHO PISSED IN X17'S CORNFLAKES? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT SCATHING REVIEW OF BURN AFTER READING THAT WAS TAKEN DOWN IMMEDIATELY? AND WHO IS THIS "I" YOU ARE REFERRING TO IN THE ABOVE "STORY"? WHAT IS "I'S" NAME AND WHEN IS THE LAST TIME "THEY" GOT LAID?



Posted by: Anonymous

So getting lucky is what? Having children? Catching a man? I guess George Clooney is really unlucky then? Right? We still live in a world where men are lucky if they don't marry and have kids and considered studs. Women not so much. Poor patethic things if we don't bear children and land a man for marriage. Really sad how these celebrity blogs keep this thing going against women.



Posted by: Alex

LMAO of you pathetic idiots on here can't stop talking about Brad and Angie and it is not even their thread. It is Maniston thread and yep she is really pathetic and sad and people please don't be delusional she loves the freaking attention she gets from the media and who the hell everytime a story come out them, get their publicist to issue a statement, the only person who does that is Maniston. She plants the stories then denied. Yes we know some of you all love your idol, but be real people, she loves the media attention and she seeks it out.

And for the idiot that said Brad and Angie are "has beens" in your dream honey.

But hey carryon hating on Brad and Angie cause it seems they are doing something right, and are owming you all asses, cause you all can't stop talking about them lol



Posted by: Anonymous

she has a kick ass job! who needs a fucking man to make a women happy!



Posted by: Anonymous

she wont sell out her family for publicity? she DOES NOT HAVE A FAMILY to sell out. it was just right for brad to leave her and move on when she wouldnt have his kids. they outgrew each other's needs. he wanted a family, she wanted her career more. it was right for them to divorce.



Posted by: renee

i dont think she wants to get married again!



Posted by: Anonymous

she was at one time desperate enough to cling on to vince vaughn, she probably would have married him had he been nuts enough to ask her to at the time. now she's parading the male version of angelina- younger, tatoos.. it might be good for her to seek professional help before its too late.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jennifer makes being middle aged, single, and childless look classy. Good for her.



Posted by: renee

amen, 12:18!



Posted by: Anonymous

JOHN MAYER IS A MALE VERSION OF ANGELINA!
WOW, HOW'S THAT FOR IRONY?!



Posted by: Anonymous

oooohhhh.

copywriter is more bitter than usual today!



Posted by: Sue

Ive been married and divorced from a
cheating man and I would take Jen's life
any time. She's hot, healthy, having
fun and can easily take care of herself.
Not all of us want a old man live-in and
six kids. He'll be retired before the
ones he has are raised and they want 6
more. Sounds totally crazy to me. If
Jen wants a zoo, she can buy one.



Posted by: Anonymous

i agree 12:24, copywriter must be a home-based writer wannabee with a bunch of kids she secretly wish she never had, works part time for X17 to help pay the bills, so she express her bitterness and frustrations by lashing out on a celebrity whom she would switch places with, if she could, in a heartbeat!



Posted by: Linda

Actually I think John was right about the paps. They do anything to get pictures, make up stories and it is
getting dangerous. The stories are
getting more and more prejudice and
basis. I am a woman 38 years old,
single and happy. There is nothing
wrong with the fact that I don't have
kids and am not married. A lot of men
are single at that age and you don't
make a big deal out of it. I date, I
have fun and I am busy. I probably have
about forty years left so it may change
but it should be when I want it too. Not
before. I can date 1, 2 or a half dozen
men when I am single and it is none of
your business. Nobody is prefect but
no one has the right to tell anyone else
how to live.



Posted by: Anonymous

people who like to think jen is still thinking about brad haven't done anything with their own lives for over 3 years! they think we won't notice that if they just keep talking, but it kind of makes you a loser!



Posted by: Anonymous

HA!

My guess is that the copywriter was humiliated on Maury becuz he really wasn't the baby daddy!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

isn't that the same john mayer who courts paps by goofing around with them every chance he got.. he went there to get more publicity he didnt even want to ban the paps, just "regulate" them.. and as for jennifer, she doesn't seem happy at all. she's with john now precisely because she wasn't happy with her life. sadly, she would have to start looking agin soon, cause john's about ready to move on, right on schedule as he had done so many times before.



Posted by: Lena

I don't think Jen really appreciates this type of drama about her. I think she is so over Brad. He looks nothing more than a wrinkled, beer-bellied old fart. She could care less about outdoing him or... like the media states...taking her turn at baby media. Jen just wants a quiet relationship that's kept between her and her boyfriend.



Posted by: lyd

Well the "news" is FALSER. There is NO wedding planned nor any babies. Her rep said it is a non'story.

Surprise, surprise............just another attempt to deflect from the Jolie-Pitt family. This makes Jen look even more pathetic than ever.



Posted by: lyd

Well the "news" is FALSE. There is NO wedding planned nor any babies. Her rep said it is a non-story.

Surprise, surprise............just another attempt to deflect from the Jolie-Pitt family. This makes Jen look even more pathetic than ever. She should reign in her publicist!



Posted by: VAL

Jen is happy and beautiful, gorgeous next to the creeps without a life who would write what they know not about her. They need the life when they exercise their bitty brain over what is and is not. JEN IS HAPPY AND QUITE CONTENT WITH HER LIFE AND HER PUPS. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND CONFIDENT AND NOT A WHORE FOR THE PRESS AS IS BRAD WHO WOULD BE NOTHING IF NOT FOR INSANE ANGIE... AND don't think for a second Jennifer is jealous nor am I over having a Brangelina tribe. SIX KIDS .. 3 store bought overseas without a USA warranty and 3 blood babies. Think of how much they will hate each other and be jealous over the years. And, all the nannies they each have to suspend photo ops while Brad and Angelina pretend they're hands on. Thanksgiving at McDonald's is Angelna's mommy role. 3 kids were sold for millions of dollars while the other 3 were simply picked up off the street for future International PR for the mommy. Now why would Jennifer wish to be part of that mayhem when either both Brad or Angie if not already tired of it, will hate having all those kids to raise hating them later. Won't Pax whose name got changed in a hurry or Z who slobbers and looks ugly compared to Shiloh or the eldest son wonder what what he's doing in the mix... and hey, wait till the drinking and drugs and sex come in at 1o .. and the incest we witnessed between brother James and Angelina thrusting their long tongued french kiss in front of us. JENNIFE IS NOT UNHAPPY BUT BEAUTIFUL AND SHE'S NOT MISSING BRAD PITT WHOSE LOOKING LESS THAN PRETTY LATELY WITH THE WORST TO COME .. JENNIFER IS HAPPY .. WRITE THAT ABOUT HER .. NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES.



Posted by: Anonymous

Maniston fans/groupies to move on...Brad moved on with his life 5 yrs ago...GET over it you Maniston followers....Poor desperate, chain smoking, sun worshiping, pathetic Maniston...She is quite desperate & trashy..Nasty!



Posted by: val

Compare Jolie with Elizabeth Taylor who stole Eddie Fisher away from Debbie Reynolds years ago and take a breath and look at the difference between that beauty and Debbie today. Scary!! That will be Angie looking awful and Jennifer at 70 looking gorgeous and Brad Pitt marrying the nanny with his double chin and pot belly. It's already starting to happen. And, I would have clung to Vince Vaughn for the very reason she did in an answer to the fool who wrote above. He's smiles easily without a phoney Pitt photo op.. and he's nice .. so nice and funny .. bright .. not a dim bulb at all .. just a single guy who didn't recognize the love he could have had... but that was a wise choice for her at the time. It is not about how good looking some one is outside when they are a shell inside. Jennifer is just a sweet lady who never once told us the real reason Pitt was so empty when he was married or in long time relationships .. wait for the hell that will break loose when he and Jolie split after you witness all the hell they go through as a couple and they do. She's a wild child who can afford the nannies while she guzzles booze, does drugs and flirts with both women and men. He's not always a happy man when even his buddy Clooney doesn't like Jolie. Jennifer is happy...



Posted by: Anonymous

Bet Aniston would give up all her $$$ to turn back father time and have Pitt back in her life...I imagine Brad is the 1st thing she sees in her mind when she wakes up & the last thing she sees when she goes to bed....Laughable if she wasn`t so pathetic...Can`t stand her..Can`t act...She`ll always be a Grade B actress...




Posted by: Anonymous

She has a Horse face..Long chin...Wonder if she stomps her hooves to order when she & Mayer go out to eat....



Posted by: Anonymous

2:17 and 2:22 are the copywriter!

Jealous much?



Posted by: val

Annonymous is grumpy. Now when we give our real names and this one hides, is that because she's jealous and ugly and doesn't want to surface? YES she is. Jennifer is really pretty without the bad complexion with pimples and sores Jolie has and lacking Angie's horrible veins and hands and scullery look. Jen is forever and Angie needs PhotoShop, therein lies the difference. Jennifer radiates beauty and freshness while Jolie looks like she's come out of mothballs. As Elizabeth Taylor who spiraled downhill after stealing Debbie Reynolds husband, so will be the fate of Angelina and Brad Pitt who will look as bad as Eddie but more bulbus. It's happening already and Jolie hasn't even dumped Brat (yet) and Jen won't take him back. There is always Annonymous from the posts above .. HA !! she's the two bagger



Posted by: Anonymous

Jen is really beautiful, in great shape, a Star, free, and having the time of her life. She does not need encumbrances like a cheating husband, friend, or a chile by same.
She has it all. She has the greatest break in life. Good for her.



Posted by: Anonymous

Many of the pro-Jen posters are hired by Huvane. They ring hollow and they post identical wording on other sites. Hope you get paid at least minimum wage!



Posted by: Anonymous

Honestly it is kinda sad. Maybe she should date OUTSIDE of the Hollyweird scene.



Posted by: Anonymous

"Marley & Me" was a good book ....They picked the 2 worst actors to star in the film..A 40 yr old desperate groupie & a Suicide Alcoholic...Run Marley, RUN!!!This movie is TOAST



Posted by: val

Jennifer doesn't even want to see Brad but maybe to show off her great figure compared to ugly Jolie's. She doesn't give a flap about Pitt .. Jen's moved on but some of thosae posting have not .. they want him ... she doesn't .. and I've seen him .. and I sure wouldn't take him with all his money .. he's lost his looks and it's downhill for him now



Posted by: val

Babel .. say Babel that was a bomb and I love to see Jennifer in films .. and I don't get paid for this .. my studio is in the Media Center of Burbank and my property across from Glenwood Place Recording Studios where Fergie & the Black Eyed Peas and Britney recored is for sale if you want to get into the business vitrolic and dumb poster who might have no other biz



Posted by: Anonymous

You know how you know Jen is a big nothing. Her own fans spend her whole post talking about Brad and Angelina. The media is laughing their butts off.
Mayer just wants her money he needs a sugar momma. He is putting her through grief. Even if they get married she still will be laughed at about this big 10 year age difference. He is such a clown and will not shut his mouth and stay out of the spot light. It will eventually wear them down. Then another divorce.



Posted by: 25 or 624

If you pay a TON of tax, you must be raking it on so maybe you at X17 should shut up and take whatever comes your way. Lord knows you stole via Sam, enough of Britney's money to keep you happy for a longggg time.

So now Jen is poor, poor, Jen because her boyfriend spoke out against the paps? LOL LOL.

Hey, he likes TMZ!



Posted by: 25 or 624

If you pay a TON of tax, you must be raking it on so maybe you at X17 should shut up and take whatever comes your way. Lord knows you stole via Sam, enough of Britney's money to keep you happy for a longggg time.

So now Jen is poor, poor, Jen because her boyfriend spoke out against the paps? LOL LOL.

Hey, he likes TMZ!



Posted by: Anonymous

So having a husband and children make you lucky? The women had a hit tv show for over a decade, has a successful movie career and millions in the bank. She's been married once and had a string of fun relationships. She's "pushing" 40 and looks absolutely gorgeous. If she wanted to have a baby by now she very well would have. Now one criticizes perpetual bachelor George Clooney. How catty X17.



Posted by: WTF

Are you people jacking off on this? She's scum. If she marries John she better get a good pre-nup.



Posted by: Anonymous

Why does everyone assume that she wants a husband and children? This isn't 1910. I honestly have never written a comment on these sites before but this is going to far. These article about Jennifer really show our societies misogyny. What kind of message are we sending little girls? The next generation of women are going to be F&*^*.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jennifer looks good and happy these days. She just lives her life and moves on from the failed marriage. She has been fine with and without a man. She is strong and independent. She does not act like she is important to anyone and she does not pretend to use her celeb status to make a media cicus about her. It is you the paps, the tabloids try to manipulate the people, forcing them to think there is ever a "fued" going on Brad, Angie and Jennifer.
For those who criticize Jennifer for not having a man, and children you must have lived your life in Industrial Age.
Look at Oprah who is not married, not having children and she is happy with her life and she is the most powerful celeb in Hollywood. It is all about choice the woman can make. She does not to follow anyone or do anything for anyone.
Brad and Angie deserve each other. They are happy with the children they got. So let it be it for them. But they are not God to people and they should not manipulate public into believing the so called magic power of celebrities. They are hard core in media atttention and willing to play the game. They orchestrate the media circus everywhere they go and that is a very unethical behavior.
Angie knows there are little people out there that need to believe in the devine power of celebrities, that they can save the humanity from poverty, global warming, wars, diseases and natural disasters, including the ability to procreate themselves. Also, those people can't make it through the next day if they are robed the virtual image of their idols humping each other. So let it be so for those little people.
In the meantime, woman at all ages can date, work, and live their lives.



Posted by: Anonymous

If she marries him and they are ten years different in age, so what??
Why don't you call out Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Eva Longoria and Tony, Madona and Guy, Halle and her partner? It is also a double standard to think it is ok for men to marry for younger woman. Why men are allowed to marry young woman as half as their age?



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't want to get into comparision her ex's situation and hers.
Anyone can see the amount of mess her ex got now. He got large baggage and he seems to age quickly while carrying it.
This lady can take time and slowly she will be fine. She will have a husband, children and enjoy life without much complications.



Posted by: Anonymous

x17, you look really bitter here. (Most of) the commenters are correct in calling out your complete double standard and frankly terrible attitude towards women. News flash: Most of the people who enjoy celebrity news are probably women around this age bracket. It's just bad business on your part to insult women and our intelligence. And I NEVER make comments but this is ridiculous. Blatant sexism and ignorance is never okay. From where I'm sitting, Jennifer Aniston is already really lucky.



Posted by: Anonymous

people should stop comparing her life with her ex, they clearly want different things. they made their choices and are evidently happy with them. divorce worked for them. had they stood by their marriage, they would be both very unhappy today, with one or both wishing they are leading different lives. she may pretend to not like the attention, but she most definitely need it to survive and keep her status in the business. the minute people stop talking about her is the minute she loses her much coveted celebrity ststus.



Posted by: I THINK A 'JUST CUNTS' POSTER GOT "A JOB"

4:38PM-I was thinking the same thing-SINCE WHEN DOES SOME X-17 FLUNKY PAY A TON IN TAXES? AREN'T YOU BELOW THE POVERTY LINE? If not, given your highly slanted writing "style" and your abject sexism and ageism, quite frankly, you should be broke, if not dead.







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