Win A Date With Jennifer Aniston?

I wonder if Jen's open to dating a girl?

Sherry

John and Jen are not a couple. They are acting. She has secret plans.

Her requirements for a date? You have to be a chain smoker, & you have to LIKE Golden Showers...She is pathetic..

She looks like Mayers Mother...Why is she dressed like a teenager? Isn`t she pushing 40?

She has become a "D" lister in Hollywood...She is Trash..

I wonder how much Mayer is being paid to be seen in public with Horse face?

NOW you dumb ass women can see how desparate she is and why Brad dumped her stupid ass for a real woman!!

Yeah so the dog dies. I guess I won't go see it now. Oh well try again Jen or keep posing naked that seemed to work for you.

I never would have thought she would go to such lengths in order to make herself seem wanted. I knew she was desperate but this is just crazy.

john very happy with jennifer ,no metter age .

You people are morons for buying such a stupid story.

It was clear as day that John was hurting after the break up.

I don't believe the story of "looking for a date" one bit.

THIS GIRL IS JUST NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO KEEP GETTING ATTENTION SHE SEEMS TO CRAVE. SHE AND POTATO HEAD RUMER WILLIS SHOULD GET THEIR CHINS REDUCED.

Um Jolie is not a real woman. She's a liar and hypocrite. Watch, just wait you and see. Her and Pitt will marry despite claiming they wont until EVERYONE can. They're hypocrites.

Chinifer and Sarah (horseface)Jessica Parker have the uglist chins in hollywood. Has plastic surgery not evolved enough to help this 40+ women or are they delutional enough to think they really look good?? Laugh.

You dumb asses! Such miserable human beings.LOL You jealous?

all negetive people about jen.if angie did to you what she did to jen, what will you do? i hate all women who does that. there are lot and lot's of men out there who are single that she should have choose from. and she will never be happy because she is always watching her back. all jen sorrows for now, her's will be tripple.but how can a beautifull girl like her mess up like that? what a shame angie.

Awful dress, this woman serioulsy think she is 16. Ridiculous!

i remember how jens bodyguards tried to get X17 snappers to float a story about jen and leo.her bodyguards kept telling X17 not to start rumors almost in the hopes that they would start a rumor and link the two together.FAIL.and now this story about setting up dates.sounds like jen and her handlers are trying very hard to convince the public that she is desirable.instead nobody wants to date her or to be seen with her.something must be wrong with jen.she can't seem to make her relationships last.her handlers are always on the lookout for someone stupid enough to date her.

forty or not, she is f***ing gorgeous. Look at those legs!!! I'd love to go out with jeniffer aniston. truth be told, atleast she can act.

What I find most interesting is how she "craves" being in the spotlight, just like John, but "pretends" not to enjoy all the attention. Look at the entire cast of Friends. Do you know any of those pretty-darn-good actors who find themselves taking off their clothes for the cover of magazines for attention? Or giving interviews to magazines where she calls people "uncool" yet then says "I didn't know they were going to put it on the cover...." Think of all the actors on Friends -- do they act like that?

dating requirements:

-No men prettier then Jen (Half of the men in Hollywood get cut right about here)
Must "act" as if they are obsessed with Jen
Must hold hand and pretend to enjoy it

When asked about Jen, you must say only nice things, but pretend you don't want to talk about it.

When someone holds up a half naked picture of Jen, you must act as if you enjoy what you see, no matter how much you want to vomit.

last but not least:

Never EVER mention the following words:

Cougar, Angelina.

So are you saying that her people couldn't come up with anyone to walk the red carpet with her? Not even for money? So she somehow got press hungry John to take her? Anyone got the 411 on how much he was paid?

Looks like she watches "The Hills" She's trying to dress like LC. Except Lauren actually suits the young 20's look. Oh wait Lauren is young 20's, how old is Jenn again?

That is about as desperate as it comes.
Jen is such a pathetic f-ck up. Now I see why they brought Mayer a TV. That shit show is going to bomb. Selling ones soul is very desperate.
Two desperate publicityhoes got to be the center of the media. Mayer is disgusting.

Obviously, JenAn won't date an average guy thus the need to have others find someone for her. She probably requires someone of renoun, with a good imcome, fit, good-looking and not intimidated by her celebrity and all that goes with it. That is a rather short list, I believe. John fits the bill and there are some others, but not many. She better hold on to the guitarist or she may be alone for awhile...which is what most average people go thru when they break-up. It's not a total disaster unless you make it that.

This story came out about two months ago and at the time they wrote she told
them to can it, she wasn't looking for
a man. If she and John have been dating
since Feb. there must be something there. She looks great. With her figure
she can wear whatever she wants. Sorry
but I think it is just more junk that
somebody planted or made up.

You should all know that if
a person isn't actually saying
it, it probably isn't true.
It sounds more like a someone
who likes manipulate planted
it. Anyone come to mind.

Frankly I would like to
some of the stars start
suing for the junk that
is made up about them.
They would never have
to work again. I think
the press should have to
answer for some of it.
It's gotten to the point
where it is just trash not
reporting.

Jack / Andrea / "anonyous" : you dont know anything. John is acting, and paid by CAA, like someone she will marry and Mayer is being paid to act like that person. He has cloned his appearance from that guy, the same was he cloned Dave Matthews for a career.

You forgot one stipulation.....You have to been on client of CAA. Jen only buy men that are from CAA.
She is a pathetic dried up who re.

Anon can´t you stop now

Get a life Sarah. You don't choose people you fall in love with.

Wow what a psycho. She is very desperate. She is desperate enough to spread lies on others just to make herself look good. Yet her fans don't want to believe this story.
All of this crap for a stinking dog movie. She buys a man, strip naked while lying, trying to destroy others. I can't wait until karma rips her and John Mayer to pieces.

Jen isn't "in love" with John Mayer. Are you kidding??!?!?!LMAO she cant stand him in reality, she just gives empty compliments to media because of her contact.... it is all ACTING until she marries someone else. Mayer, Sculfor, Vaughn etc... are all ACTING.

Jen isn't "in love" with John Mayer. Are you kidding??!?!?!LMAO she cant stand him in reality, she just gives empty compliments to media because of her contact.... it is all ACTING until she marries someone else. Mayer, Sculfor, Vaughn etc... are all ACTING.

She looks like a stalker...Mentally unstable....Box office poison...No class...pathetic

Can't help but believe that that mentally unstable blood sucking anjelina jolie,who is using 'helpless babies'to draw attention to her skanky-ass self is posting all of these vulgar comments about Ms. Aniston.Poor,stupid, little 'girly lookin'brad pitt looks so pathetic fpllowing her around trying to look kike he's happy with 40 screamin rug rats.HA!HA!HA!-Boy-has shemade a fool of him!!!-She'll keep havin babies til her milk runs dry,and he'll keep following like a puppy,while 'Ms.A"enjoys her life.We love it!!! HA!HA!HA!

Can't help but believe that that mentally unstable blood sucking anjelina jolie,who is using 'helpless babies'to draw attention to her skanky-ass self is posting all of these vulgar comments about Ms. Aniston.Poor,stupid, little 'girly lookin'brad pitt looks so pathetic fpllowing her around trying to look kike he's happy with 40 screamin rug rats.HA!HA!HA!-Boy-has shemade a fool of him!!!-She'll keep havin babies til her milk runs dry,and he'll keep following like a puppy,while 'Ms.A"enjoys her life.We love it!!! HA!HA!HA!

THIS WOMEN IS WEIRD,SHE DRESS LIKE AN TEEN-AGED GIRLS WITH A VERY SHORT SKIRT? DATE YOUNG BOY JOHN MAYER MAKE HER TRY TO BE YOUNG?

Hey, Jen. Stop posing to much. You are going down to the hill. Plastic surgeries doesn't help that much for older women. Move on, marry any guy