Well, it looks like Jennifer Aniston's back on the market for a new "special Friend" - and wouldn't you know it, she's turning to the Celebrity Personals for help already:
"SWF ISO insecure SWM for long-term relationship. Must enjoy romantic getaways, television apppearances, and pets. Turn-ons include big hands and bad attitudes - I've got enough Friends already! Turn-offs include the press and, well, everything else. Serious offers only - I like a man who means what he says!"
How did we know it was her? Well, not even two ads away, we noticed this one:
"MY CLIENT IS IN NO WAY IN SEARCH FOR A MAN. TO INSINUATE THAT MY CLIENT ENJOYS TRAVEL OR LARGE HANDS IS THE PINNACLE OF JOURNALISTIC IRRESPONSIBILITY. MY CLIENT COULDN'T BE HAPPIER TO SPEND SOME TIME BY HERSELF AT THE MOMENT; THE PRESS IS SIMPLY BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION AS USUAL."
Who else could it be?
Who's going to turn up next in the Celebrity Personals?
> Johnnifer Head Home! - Jun 17, 2008
> Jen & John Left On A Jet Plane - Jun 16, 2008
> Johnnifer's Double Date! - Jun 13, 2008
> X17 XCLUSIVE - Jen's Day With The Girls - Jun 09, 2008
