COVER THAT NASTY SHIT UP!!!

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Wear a one piece you're not 20 years old anymore!

What in the hell would posess her to wear a bikin?? Holy shnikees!!

Seeing these pic's helped with my diet - I lost my appetite. No bikinis if you're over 45.

God, can't any older person go to the beach anymore without having terrible photos of themselves on this site?? Give Jerry a break!

And PS. Janice is closer to 60 than 45. There are plenty of women 45 who look great in a bikini.

so what!

to the poster who said Janice is closer to 60 than 45, NOT TRUE! she is 48, Jerry Hall a few years older......can't wait for all you mean little bitches to age a few years, pop out a few puppies, then let's see what YOU look like

Janice is 51, she was born in 1955.

i love janice!!!!read her book its pretty decent!id party it up with u anytime

Kudos to Jerry for not caring what anyone else thinks. America is the only country obsessed with weight.

Jerry looks fabulous for her age and the fact that she has had 4 (I think) kids!

These two totally hated each other back in the day, and still do! Janice slept with Mick while he was married to Jerry. (It's in Janice's book and here's more:
http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/05/31/janice-dickinson-blasts-jerry-hall/

These two totally hated each other back in the day, and still do! Janice slept with Mick while he was dating Jerry. (It's in Janice's book and here's more:
http://www.showbizspy.com/2007/05/31/janice-dickinson-blasts-jerry-hall/

sorry for the multiple posts -- I think he and Jerry were only dating when that occurred

Janice is 53.

get some class and pop on a one peice, no one over 30 should consider a bikini, they belong to the young.....

Give Jerry a break! Didn't she have, like, seven kids with Mick? That's a body that has actually done something significant. I'd rather slide into my grave lookin' like I lived a little!

G-R-O-S-S = JERI HALL

PLEASE WEAR A DIVING SUIT ON YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE BEACH, PLEAZE!

YES, I AM SHOUTING, LMAO

There is absolutely nothing wrong with aging gracefully, however, these ladies really should take a bite out of a reality sandwich and wear more appropriate swimwear. I can tell you I would look no better, but you wouldn't catch me dead wearing a bikini either.

Jerry and Janice were drop-dead GORGEOUS and FIERCE models in their day, *much* more beautiful easily than Paris (who's mediocre at best and could never be a real model) or Lindsay on most days -- who despite the fab face couldn't model either.

When did Jerry Hall become a zombie?

Why is it a requirement to look "hot" to wear a bikini? Maybe she wants the sun on her body. Bikini's aren't just to show off you know. I wouldn't wear one and don't wear one. I wear surf gear, shorts and rash guard tops, or sometimes, a sveltte Calvin Klein black one piece.

I wouldn't stick my shlong in either one of those whores. I would, however, like to take a poop on their titties.

Jerry is a great mom. That Janice character is crazy.

Jerry is mother of four and now 51 years. She looks super.
Janice mother of two is 52.
If you are young and have no idea of motherhood and aging, you should have your mouth shut.
These woman are looking at their best.

Janice first Supermodel, No Way.
Check this link
http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC074091/firstsupermodels.htm

honestly, my mom is 54, and looks just as good as these to, without any surgery done ever!

And jerry shouldn;t pull het tummy up like that...

damn.. you guys arent tenager anymore..
they could wear a bathing suit
they theyre not hot and still they
show! omg

Give Jerry a break

Not bad for a morther of 4 with no plastic surgery.

Geesh I applaud the fact that Ferry Hall has not had tons of plastic surgery. Considering her age and amount of children she has had she looks great! Sure she could have chosen a better baithing suit to fit her body but WHO CARES. She obviously knows she is sexy and doesn't mind not looking PLASTIC and "perfect".

Bikinis belong to the YOUNG? Oh so there arent young women that are seriously over weight and full of rolls and flab? Thats reserved for the older crowd only? WAKE UP! I am 43 and would put most of the girls that are in their 20s to SHAME! I still get carded when I buy alcohol (which I rarely buy) because people think I am 20 years younger than what I am and I am all natural, baby!
I pity you superficial bitches. You will get older someday and lets see how you look. Besides, older women know how to have sex. You young girls say EW too much! LOL!

Both of them would look better ( and thinner)in one piece swimsuits.
Jerry's bikini is way too small for her.She needs a full length mirror.

Lipo and the Fraxel Laser would work wonders on her.

I think I just threw up in my mouth

It's like watching Godzilla emerge from the Sea of Japan.

These two are old enough to know they're not young women anymore and old enough (and should be smart enough) to know to wear a one-piece suit. My gawd, they both look horrible. Janice looks like an all-body botched-up plastic surgery job and Jerry - well, she's just plain flabby all over with bad liposuction marks on her tummy.

Jerry looks much older than her age...I always thought she was in her mid 60's...with all that money one would think she'd get a personal trainer and tone up that nasty cottage cheese...Janice wins, although her stomach looks bloated and all kinds of weird, and her face is suffering from too many botox injections, the rest of her body looks pretty damn good...her arms and her legs look pretty toned..

... and then Janice Dickenson says that models should be anorexic. Ha.

Crap...everybody get's old. Big deal. They are both mothers and they don't look that bad at all. What about all the fat, gross twentysomthings I see all over with rolls and rolls of fat? Just because you are fortysomething does not mean you can't enjoy the beach.

Jerry Hall looks like shit. I mean, even at her age a little exercise and diet would keep her in good shape. But more likely she's a dunk and coke addict. She's a mess.

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Jerry needs exercise STAT.

She looked great for years after having her 4 kids. Then,, what happened?!?

jerry hall was always a BUTTAFACE, (just like her ugly ass daughter Elizabeth, who is supposed to be a "model")...now jerry cant even be a lowly buttaface status anymore.
Janice dickinson had a pretty face,she was never a "buttaface"--but now her face looks like a botox overdose. Her body, while not that great anymore, looks better than Jerry Halls lumpy saggy cellulite mess....no wonder Mick Jagger left her old dumpy cottage cheese ugly ass. Can you blame him.

Getting old is natural, EVERYBODY at this age looks like them or even worse. The authors of this website are so stupid. Rarely they praise the looks of an over 30 years old woman... but what they actually praise is the plastic surgeon's work on this celeb. Let's say 98% of all Hollywood stars had plastic surgery.

Actually one should have respect for those who show themselves like they are.... but no, they are bashed as if they were different to any woman of their age.

As if x17 authors wouldn't age. The content of this webpage is soooooooooooooooooooo stupid!

that look so unpro omg lol jokes on yall

With all the money Jerry hall has she CAN afford a full body lift. Ugh my eyes!!!

you think that's why Mick dumped her? how do you think HIS ass looks like now? i'd say Jerry's got it all over him.

what we don't see is the other bodies on the beach...
there is ALWAYS someone who looks worse!

ok, Jerry or..... Rosie? BhBah walters?

ok, Jerry or..... Janice, or Rosie? or BahBah walters?
who would you rather see in a bikini?

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i am a previous penthouse model i was in the october 1986 issue and the girls of penthouse 1989 issue, that was 20yrs ago, now 20 yrs later i am going to be 41 this month and i have 3 kids, they are 6,8, 19yrs old sons, but thru all the years i have managed to keep in pretty good shape, i was so proud of having been in penthouse i felt so honored that it felt like i had to live up to that reputations thru-out my life even after 3 kids my friends all say i am still very sexy.