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Hollywood Paternity Question Settled Without DNA Test

JSEINFELD042207_08.jpgJSEINFELD042207_02.jpgWe couldn't help but wonder whose child we happened to spot by Jerry Seinfeld's side - after all, as the comedian was quick to point out, it sure wasn't his! Predictably enough, the whole scene was perfectly innocent; the kid belonged to one of the friends leaving with Jerry after a pleasant lunch. Still, we can't blame the kid for wanting to have his shot snapped with a celebrity like Jerry - or even just one with his slick silver Porsche!

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JSEINFELD042207_06.jpg"What is the deal with these little cars?"

JSEINFELD042207_03.jpg"Now I'm paying seventy thousand dollars to crouch down while I drive?"

JSEINFELD042207_05.jpgAnd now you see why we write for this site and not for Jerry.

Howard K. Stern is, of course, expected to appeal Jerry's statement to the highest levels of the Bahamanian courts.

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duhh...anyway...

Posted by: Anonymous


PARENTAL ADVISORY

(Yawn)..... Yesterday's News

X-17, PLEASE bring us more young Hollywood harlots dressed in skimpy outfits.

It's all ANYONE visiting this website wants to see anyhow.

Just keepin' it real.

Posted by: Al Waysright


come on now.. i wish jerry was my daddy

Posted by: Anonymous


Al Waysright, how fat are you? I mean you comment on every single topic. Your fat ass must be glued to the seet.

BTW - Do you live in your parents basement or what?

Posted by: Just Keepin' it real


That little kid is my cousin!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Very cool old Porsche--very,very rare and expensive.....

Posted by: MikeC...


I think the guy in the black sweatshirt is Spike Feresten.

Posted by: Anonymous


THIS JUST IN!!

Al Waysright is mentally retarded.

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING......

Posted by: Phil Aschio






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