Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine, seen here leaving Crown Bar the other night...

...or Desperate Housewives "star" Jesse Metcalfe, picking up some food on the go?

And you can't say "neither"!

We know not all of you out there are thrilled about today's Hallmark holiday.

As an Anti-Valentine's gift to all you ladies (and some of the boys), we've put together a few of our favorite metro men -- cuz sometimes you just wanna look at something pretty!

From manbags to manscaping (and even a pair of moobies), here's a taste of Hollywood's (re)finest!

And no, we're not certainly talking about Nadine Coyle!

After performing at G-A-Y last night, the members of Girls Aloud made their respective ways home to bed.

Nadine Coyle, however, had a little company - her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jesse!

And it's a good thing Nadine had a man around, too - Nadine's car boot was packed with shopping bags, which Jesse gallantly (and with substantial difficulty) carried into the house while his lady ran inside out of the cold!

Just goes to show you - no man can resist the allure of a little junk in the trunk!

New mom Jaime Pressly was talking sh!t about Britney! The Earl girl spouted a few pearls of wisdom for the pop-star outside of an X-Games party at Area, including "if you can't be a mom, don't be and let somebody who can, do the job" and "don't drink and drive," before getting into her car and driving off!

Also, Paul Sorvino speaks on Paris at The Ivy, we caught Tracee Ross and Jesse Metcalfe at the Chateau Marmont (not together).

All the stars lived it up at Maxim/X-Games party hosted by Area: Wilmer Valderrama, Andy Milonakis (who arrived with Jason Wahler!), Michelle Rodriguez, Elliot Mintz, (JLo’s ex) Chris Judd and Busta!

God, his shear coolness blows me away ...

Question: What does any person fresh out of rehab do? Answer: Hit the clubs! Former Desperate Housewives "star" Jesse Metcalfe parties at Parc this weekend. Did he drink? Do we care? Hope not! Let's just pray Lindsay learns a bit more than Jesse seems to have after her stint in rehab is over.

Jesse Metcalfe was at Parc, hangin' with a mystery brunette. Is that the girl Nadine Coyle dumped him for?!?!? Also at the club were Lance Bass (with a new, cute guy) and Eve, who assured us that she'd have no problem crossing the busy street in her heels!

Jesse Metcalfe, the Desperate actor who took a page out of Britney's book and gave himself a new hairstyle (he reportedly went blonde) before he entered rehab, is back to black and looking hot! Jesse took a time out from Promises to stroll around Malibu.

Hyde, The Laugh Factory and Mr. Chow were packed with celebs this weekend! Everyone from the Simpson sisters, Courtney Love (almost unrecognizable after so much plastic surgery - stay tuned for pix), Ryan Seacrest, Jesse Metcalfe (with a gaggle of gorgeous girls - none appears to be his gf), plus David Faustino (with comedian Paul Mooney), Kim Stewart, Rebecca DeMornay and Brett Ratner patronized either one or both of the clubs on Sunset Blvd. Dining together at Mr. Chow were Bandidas Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz (did that go straight to video?), while former first-lady Geena Davis, Kim Kardashian and repeats Brett Ratner and Kim Stewart also ate at Mr. Chow with friends.

To celebrate Posh & Becks promising to grace our city with their presence, we thought it might be fun to take a look at some of the couples with whom they'll likely be rubbing elbows!

Brangelina seem like a natural fit...

Maybe Gwen and Gavin so that the gals could talk fashion design while the guys talk sports?

The only celebs still in town were over at Teddy's. Hustle & Flow's DJ Qualls musta been hard up for a party cuz he was asking the paps outside if they "had any blow" - I know he's not exactly A-list, but how hard could it be to find coke in LA? Meanwhile, Jesse Metcalfe and his IRISH lass, Nadine Coyle, looked even more in love in this video than they did in the photos, Bai Ling with JR Rotem (wacky couple, but ok) sulked when they had to wait in line outside while Clea DuVall and Jack Osbourne (in a new vintage ride) walked right in! Also making an appearance are The Hills' Lauren Conrad and Toxic guy Matt Felker!