Christ, that'd drive me crazy having cameras in my face all the damn time! I can't believe anyone's so interesting that they need to have paps vidding them while they're exercising their dogs. And how is she boring? Is she supposed to be performing magic tricks for the cameras? She and her boyfriend probably would've had a nice day in the park if they weren't surrounded by cameras like that.

I'm a fan of online gossip as much as anyone, but there should be a line drawn. Celebs deserve to have some privacy and it looks like they can't even fart without it being broadcast online within minutes. I'm embarrassed that I actually watched that video. Sorry Ms Alba.

OMG, Jessica doesn't kiss the stalking paparazzi's ass and make a drunken fool out of herself every night? Yuck, must be boring... Same with that Jennifer Love Hewitt, or Mandy Moore, or Jessica Biel. X17's new motto: Fuck the non partying drug abusing bitches!

Jessica??? Who's that girl?? Whatever!
We want the vidéo of Britney!!!!! Let's go X17!

On en a rien à faire de cette pseudo star Jessica machin, nous on veut la vidéo de Britney où on peut entendre sa demo? Vous comprenez où koi?

I don't see anything wrong with wanting to spoil your pets, or treating them like your "kids". They certainly make a person's life more rewarding with the unconditional love they give. Jessica get a "two thumb's up" in my book.

i dont think shes boring. she just have a not-totally superficial life.. you go girl!

I'd rather have a "boring" Jessica Alba than an "interesting" Lindsay Lohan. And I don't even like dogs.

I want her pants, they look comfy

I want her pants, they look comfy

Posted by: Trilbynhiss
"Celebs deserve to have some privacy and it looks like they can't even fart without it being broadcast online within minutes."

You said well!

If she is so damn boring to you then go catch some beauty sleep and be ready for 2 a.m. action when sluts are out.

Hey x17, what is wrong with treating your pets like family? Good for Alba showing her pooch some love. But you x17 woman, are a heartless bitch.

Taking ur dog to a dog park isn't boring. In fact it's what many normal people do on a daily basis. This is what I hate about LA. Unless, ur seen walking out of a store with thousands of dollars worth of clothes or seen pulling up to a club in a bentley or walking out of the club coked up and wasted half naked, ur considered boring. I can't wait to go back to "normalville" AKA Chicago!

Omg!!! She is so fuckin boring.

More videos about Britney and Paris

Go x17!!! You Rock!!!

all stars should behave that way so they can put sites like this out of business !

and all the obssesed news junkies ( yes Alex !.. you too ) would be forced to do something more productive

Oh Please! She is not hot! Her head is too big and round for her body, (a lollipop head, like those other anorexics) she's got linebacker shoulders, and she's top heavy. (and not in the tits dept either). And She sucks as a role model like all of these other skinny "actresses". This ho still thinks she's too fat! WTF?

Looks like there was a whole pet park of "boring" people, that were spoiling their pets!

At least she takes her dogs to the park, Suri Cruise should be so lucky!

this post wasn't so completely boring.. i guess noone else noticed that dog sniffing the other one's ass or the fact that jessica has nipple hardons.. lol

I didn't notice her nipples, but the first thing I saw was the dog sniffing the other's butt... I wonder what that says about me.

Perez Hilton is moving to Buffalo Creek
trailer park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB9vm_S6yH0

I'm not a fan of Jessica but I respect her for not going crazy for publicity stunt. She's a mature and normal young girl. She's not a party girl who wants to create anything to draw attention to herself and then cry about it. I would believe her if she came out asking everyone to elave her alone.

Well, since when has it been your right to get good stuff out of her anyway?

To the staff of x-17, don't you guys feel kind of low at the end of the day? Like, all of your schooling and stuff has amounted to taking photo's of celebrities and and groveling to them wiht, "Britney, Britney! Can I get a shot of you? Britney, is that your new song? Britney, you look great! Britney. Britney? BRITNEY!" You're soooo pathetic. Please, let that ring true to you...PATHETIC.

Well, since when has it been your right to get good stuff out of her anyway?

To the staff of x-17, don't you guys feel kind of low at the end of the day? Like, all of your schooling and stuff has amounted to taking photo's of celebrities and and groveling to them with, "Britney, Britney! Can I get a shot of you? Britney, is that your new song? Britney, you look great! Britney. Britney? BRITNEY!" You're soooo pathetic. Please, let that ring true to you...PATHETIC.

I dont know what to say guys after reading your comments , some1 finding her face funny like a lollipop LOL..Cant stop laughing after that...But hey i did notice the dogs sniffing.

Just because Jessica Alba is not a drunken, druggie party whore it does not mean that she is boring.

Like some of us she appreciates the finer things in life, like actually remembering what happened the night before.

All of you boring asses on this site are freaking boring, why come and post stupid comments about someone elses life ... maybe cause you dont have a life of your own?????

I'm thinking the x17 staff were being sarcastic. At least I hope they were. Would you want to wish "drama" onto the life of someone like Jessica? The only time she seems to cause any stir is when she decides to go swimming. And that's just because she looks good in a bikini.
An actress who does her job, stays in shape, has a healthy relationship with someone who isn't a preening actor/screw-up... how strange.
Maybe Lohan, Spears, and some of those others should take notes.

I just wanted to tell you that Perez has these exact same pics on his site... Wonder where he got 'em?? LOL You're suing him and he is still using your pics. You guys are just a joke to that guy.. LOL!!!

she does look like a bobble head..but she's gorgeous, even w/ out makeup..which she hardly wears!! LOVE her in a bathing suite..seems to be some controversy over her bathing suites...but I think she looks good, others say she is too skinny. U GO x17. I luv alba..want more of it.

She looks wonderful, finally she has decided to eat. Half latina, well its about time to eat like one, and look healthy. Great Job Jessica, from one half breed to another, thank you. Oh, the whole Beverly Hills parking garage thing last Labor Day, sorry for the extra attention, it was sure fun though. I be in L.A. in a couple of days, Santa Monica are you ready for Joshua Michael, now singing Creed and Nickleback? It's time, I'm Ready for the Stage, "I gonna trade this like for fortune and fame, even cut my hair and change my name," already did.

She looks wonderful, finally she has decided to eat. Half latina, well its about time to eat like one, and look healthy. Great Job Jessica, from one half breed to another, thank you. Oh, the whole Beverly Hills parking garage thing last Labor Day, sorry for the extra attention, it was sure fun though. I'll be in L.A. in a couple of days, Santa Monica are you ready for Joshua Michael, now singing Creed and Nickleback? It's time, I'm Ready for the Stage, "I gonna trade this like for fortune and fame, even cut my hair and change my name," already did.

It's more interesting to see pictures of celebrities when they are partying out in the town and having fun, or get caught doing something but when they are just chillin' and walking the dogs just standing there now that's really
"BOOORRRRRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG"

It's more interesting to see pictures of celebrities when they are partying out in the town and having fun, or get caught doing something but when they are just chillin' and walking the dogs just standing there now that's really
"BOOORRRRRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG"

if you think this is so boring, then what do you think of us "normal" people. come on, just because she's famous doesn't mean she's not like any other girl trying to live their lifes and walk their dogs. i feel sorry for her, even though i think she's way overrated and not that hot. cause that's the only thing you wright about her, and THAT'S what i call boring.

Jessica Alba is such a fox. I would literally bath in her urine and dine on her poop for supper.

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i think jessica is just tight people please, there is nothing wrong with loving your dogs

Have any of you guys been laid in the past 5 years?? What the f*ck is wrong with you snivelling snot-rags?? Have you no self respect?? Jessica Alba is a no-talent wannabee who is marketing that boney ass to the max. i heard that Derek Jeter threw this stupid bitch out of his apartment because of her attitude. Come on…give us all a fcking break. this sorry biatch is almost as over-rated as that other idiot lindsey lohan. jesus fucking christ. Sad. Real fcking SAD.
get a life, have you SEEN her lately???!!!! not my type, never will be, i like kat heigel, carmen electra– and as far as the comment : ” i always get roles for the whore…..i cant see natile portman getting thse kind of scrips!”
ok fug, hats because natalie portman was in STAR WARS!!! all YOU do, jesie , is crap on a dvd and call it a hit.

lol even better!
I’ve mentioned my hatred of her in a couple of previous posts, but somehow hating Jessica Alba has been a recent hobby on my part.

She’s a triple threat: an ugly, mean spirited, talentless “actress” who wouldn’t even have a career outside of Hollywood if people didn’t think she was hot, and she’s overexposed to boot.

I fail to see what’s so good about her, looks or talentwise. Being hot (which she is NOT, imo) is totally irrelevant if you can’t act worth shit, such is the case on her part. I’ve seen her horrid turns in the following films:

Idle Hands - First movie I’ve seen her in, and she couldn’t be a more perfect example of the type of actress who would go on to become famous for anything OTHER than her non-existent talent.
Sin City - I think I hated her more in this film than anything else I’ve seen her in, it just makes me angry to know how much better the ‘That Yellow Bastard’ section would’ve been if someone else had been cast in the role of Nancy. She was totally incompetent, giving an overall lifeless, wooden performance, delivering her lines most of the time without a hint of emotion (like how she is with EVERY one of her roles). But it was even more cringe inducing when she tried to emote (the overly sweet innocence that she disgustingly projects, the horrible smile plastered on her face at all times, etc).
Fantastic Four - Yet another crapper, but she had horrible lines to work with so I’ll cut her just a little bit of slack.

Those movies aside, I couldn’t even finish the trainwreck that is Honey, and I also hated what I saw of ‘Dark Angel’.

She’s done what, 4 to 5 unimpressive movies and a forgettable TV series that requires her to do nothing more than be ‘kickass’ and she already considers herself a ’star’? Her whole diva attitude is offputting, WHAT right does she have to BE a ‘diva’, where’s the talent to back it up and where’s the star quality? I certainly don’t see it in Alba. Zero talent, awful movies (except Sin City, but she was by far the worst thing about it), a lack of charisma (yeah, yeah, people like her because of her face & body, but is that really enough for someone to achieve star status?besides, theres NOTHING special about her body whatsoever), etc. There is absolutely NOTHING worthy about her.

My advice: Take acting lessons, grow the fuck up and strip away the ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude or you can just shove your bullshit fame, money, ugly publicity stills up your ass for all I care.

So, yeah, to summarize, I HATE Jessica Alba! Hate hate hate hate hate her. Hate her. Hate that fact she continually gets roles based solely on her looks, hate the fact she acts like a fucking prima donna when she doesn’t have even have the abilities to back up her little diva attitude, hate the way she delivers her lines, hate the fact that her lack of range and emotions could STILL get her recognition from critics and audiences alike, etc. etc. etc.

There are plenty of young actresses these days with a sufficient amount of both talent and looks, namely Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, and Natalie Portman. Alba could learn a thing or two from them.
She’s done what, 4 to 5 unimpressive movies and a forgettable TV series that requires her to do nothing more than be ‘kickass’ and she already considers herself a ’star’? Her whole diva attitude is offputting, WHAT right does she have to BE a ‘diva’, where’s the talent to back it up and where’s the star quality? I certainly don’t see it in Alba. Zero talent, awful movies (except Sin City, but she was by far the worst thing about it), a lack of charisma (yeah, yeah, people like her because of her face & body, but is that really enough for someone to achieve star status?besides, theres NOTHING special about her body whatsoever), etc. There is absolutely NOTHING worthy about her.

get a grip you guys... your just jelous that shes making a lot of money by just walking her dog out and making her life boring is really none of you guys bussines. Thats just how she wants to live her life and she loves it. And i dont think she gives a shit about your opinions. Shes not wasting her time to people like you guys who waste time on her...I think she knows who she is and knows what she wants and very well aware of what shes doing and dont care about what other people say about her. The more you talk shit about her, the more shes on top! THUMBS UP FOR ALBA!

get a grip you guys... your just jelous that shes making a lot of money by just walking her dog out and making her life boring is really none of you guys bussines. Thats just how she wants to live her life and she loves it. And i dont think she gives a shit about your opinions. Shes not wasting her time to people like you guys who waste time on her...I think she knows who she is and knows what she wants and very well aware of what shes doing and dont care about what other people say about her. The more you talk shit about her, the more shes on top! THUMBS UP FOR ALBA!

She looks at least 35 and well that’s what hard drugs and anorexia will do to you.

She is amazingly FAT and looking more and more USED and UGLY with every day that passes. like a used tissue, what a cum bucket. no ones "jealous" maria, not at all.
Not a super star look anymore.
Rather than her spend all that energy on making uneducated comments, acting and talking like she is going on 12 years old ( well, her face looks like a kindergrardner…what the fuck is wrong with you pple, micheal jackson called, he wants his pedophilia back!) going to every place in Hollywood/NYC, taking drugs, having sex with anything that moves so she can get roles in films. What she should really do is just stay home, and by home and by that i mean the rock she crawled out from. She really just loves getting all the video & photo attention she can. Like they say any PR is good PR unless you have no talent like her.

She has the mind set of a spoiled child and I find it laughable and sad at the same time that her “talent” is going to be nothing more than a HUGE FLOP. The sooner she fades away the better . She had her day and she was that product of just an annoying litle snail trail in dark angel, and MAYBE that worked when she listened to the right people and when she did what she was told, but the second she started acting like a spoiled child and had to do everything her way that is when the old bus ride ended. I can’t wait until she just goes away.

Please, please I hope she would just hurry up and release that shit she calls “acting” and paste on all those ugly cheap weaves and she will get her PR company thinking that the best thing they can do is find someone else that will NOT act like a psudo-priss and hopefully kick her off her pedistal.
Then hopfully she will take her stupid ass on some phony “retirement” party that few if any will show up, she has basically, NO friends. whens the last time you saw albatross with anyone but her castrated boyfriend?? Then get the worst reviews for her wretched thespian abortion and if God is listening she will please go back to her barrio of skeeze and cockroaches.
She is a a fucking has been and she needs to find out the hard way so she will just fade away forever….

yeah you wish man, i dont think thats ever gonna happend. I think shes gonna be even more popular in the coming years, and shes gonna have even more projects,i can tell. Shes a great girl and i love her. Thats too bad you got a problem on her, i feel bad for you. Is it because you got a problem on your own? How can you hate her so much when she doesnt even know you and most of all she doesnt even care about you... Dont waste your time, your only torturing yourself to much on her...whehehe

we all hate jessuica alba she is a ugly slut

ugh...this bitch again.

she HAD an average body at most; but now since she's gone ano (check out her new gq spread), she's disgusting...

she does vapid roles and can't act for shit, how is that empowering women?? and why would she badmouth the papz who literally keep her ass relevant?? dummy.
She's a fucking actress. Not exactly curing cancer now is it? These people in Hollywood are double standard fools. It's okay for their craft, for all intent's purpose, useless but God forbid anyone else jump on that bandwagon.

Without the paps, her ass would not be sporting million dollar bling at the Oscars or keeping her ass draped in Gucci, so get over it.
i wish this whore was raped by an army of doberman.i hate this bitch
pull the burrito out of your ass...i'm sure you're not HOT and i doubt you go to an OFFICE....unless on your knees in the back seat of a horny American's car in Tijuana qualifies as the "office". either way....that wasn't me you saw.
Don't worry, Jessica...

In a few years, all the white males won't give a damn about you.
in conclusion, i hate this delusional bitch. end rant.