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Jessica Al-most Trips At The Oscars!

Jessica Alba DLANE022408_12.jpg The Oscars are supposed to be a time of happiness and celebration - but for Jessica Alba, they almost turned into something much more terrible!

In a MySpace blog entry from earlier this week, the pregnant actress revealed that while she was waiting around outside the Oscar green room, she misstepped and nearly hit the floor!

“I did have a stumble backstage outside of the green room," she wrote. "Cash caught one arm, the other hit the floor.”

"Luckily all the photogs were taking pics of Cameron D. looking gorgeous in pink!"

Jessica also let it slip where she and Cash went after the show. Madonna's party? Prince's? Not quite - try In & Out, then home to bed!

"Being preggers kind of takes the fun out of partying until the wee hours," Jess wrote. "Sleep always sounds so much better these days."

That's probably for the best!



DLANE022408_04.jpg No wonder she tripped - just look at that train!

SEE MORE:
  >   Jess And Cash See Ryan's Band Of Bones - Sep 14, 2009
  >   Double The Smiles! - Sep 13, 2009
  >   Jessica And Honor Ditch Town - Sep 04, 2009
  >   Jessica Gets Wet! - Aug 30, 2009
  >   Jessica Alba Doesn't Need To Fix Her Skin... - Aug 29, 2009

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Posted by: Kate

Am I supposed to give a flying fuck? Where a shorter dress and shut the hell up about it.



Posted by: Kate

Am I supposed to give a flying fuck? Wear a shorter dress and shut the hell up about it.



Posted by: Diana

I mean seriously!! you'r pregnant. Why where such a long dress that's trailing 100ft behind you?? you'r begging for a fall!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Who cares? I'm gonna laugh when they break up. Then she'll really be a cranky bitch!



Posted by: Anonymous

I bet Cash stuck his foot out on purpose.



Posted by: Anonymous

I bet Cash pushed her.



Posted by: look at deadbeat on the red carpet

Gosh Jessica is this the best you could do in men. Cash is just the epitome of ugly. I cant understand why she settled for someone this ugly and to top it off has no job. She tried to pass him off as a producer in hollywood only to find out he was an assistant to one of the producers in Fantastic Four. When I say assistant he carried coffee or ran errands around the set for that producer. What is wrong with some of these women? I guess some are just desperate any man will do. As for Jessica she looked okay nothing stunning.



Posted by: look at deadbeat on the red carpet

Gosh Jessica is this the best you could do in men. Cash is just the epitome of ugly. I cant understand why she settled for someone this ugly and to top it off has no job. She tried to pass him off as a producer in hollywood only to find out he was an assistant to one of the producers in Fantastic Four. When I say assistant he carried coffee or ran errands around the set for that producer. What is wrong with some of these women? I guess some are just desperate any man will do. As for Jessica she looked okay nothing stunning.



Posted by: Natalie

she's so gorgeous!! :)

Is her myspace page actually real though?



Posted by: FUK OFF AND DIE!!!! (luv Cash though)

Jess, you IDIOT!!!!!
... some tipz

...DON'T wear gowns that match the carpet -- you just look like the drapes

OH WAIT... you'll NEVER appear on the OSCAR carpet again!!!

went home???
...tranzlation - NO INVITES to A-lister parties!!!



Posted by: Women's fart lover

THIS JUST IN:

The two hottest pregnant babes in history are Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera. I would like to suck on their pregnant mammaries for hours. Then I'd eat their deliciously juicy vaginas and cap off the evening by cornholing the shit out of them.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is BEAUTIFUL,



Posted by: Kate

If it weren't for the fact that Ms. "Don't Call Me Latina Alba" is pregnant, I would be glad she fell. I hate this overrated bitch!!! Her husband is but ugly too. I wish she would go away somewhere far, far away and never come back







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