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The Happiest Family EVER

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If you could give Jessica Alba one piece of life advice over lunch in Brentwood, what would it be? To at least pretend she doesn't look miserable? Or hey, have another kid like Nicole and Joel!



Maybe that's a start?

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  >   Double The Smiles! - Sep 13, 2009
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  >   Jessica Alba Doesn't Need To Fix Her Skin... - Aug 29, 2009

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Posted by: Anonymous

First of all, put Homer on a diet, he's packing on the pounds, fat & ugly is just too much! Is that why you're so miserable Jessica? Homer isn't brown enough, cute enough & doesn't look like your scowling ass? Help Cash-strapped get a job and then she can drop off the face of the earth!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I have probs with those people whose kid almost never smiles. What's wrong with the rate of joy in their life? How can someone look so blank at such a young age.



Posted by: Anonymous

Rude and yelling paps will do it. Why should they smile at those morons? I'm sure at home away from prying eyes they're a perfectly happy couple.



Posted by: Anonymous

The first comment is racist and stupid. Stuff like that should not be allowed.



Posted by: they're not miserable, they hate X17, we can all tell

Hmm, advice? Can't I give x17 advice? Fire the person who writes these blogs. Get them some serious therapy for their body disorder issues which are LEGION. If they're not anorexic, they're at least very disordered. Hopefully, with some therapy, the blogger who writes these pieces will have some semblance of humanity and compassion. As opposed to entries like these that reek of stupidity and viciousness, like the first two comments!

They're not smiling because they hate you, they're not miserable, they just find your paps repulsive, as repulsive as your blogger here.



Posted by: x17 = assholes

Why do you think your readers are so stupid they don't realize that they're not smiling because they don't like the paps? I mean, yeah, your first two comments here clearly are that stupid/racist/vicious. But what about the rest of us? We're not as stupid as you. We don't think they're miserable. We think they don't like you assholes.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks like a little princess, they're an adorable family! Luv Jessica's dress too!



Posted by: Who Cares

You're kidding, right?
If you have a mom's who's a bi*ch, how can you be a happy kid?
And no, kids are never the answer to make things right....duh!



Posted by: Anonymous

Those two are morons, she allways looks greasy dirty and their bastard child with its beedey eyes yuck!



Posted by: Anonymous

Her daughter reminds me some of Salma Hayeks... aside from that I would recommend to Jessica Alba to give up on political agendas, get some acting lessons and dont let her daughter continue to get any plumper... the fat cells never go away.



Posted by: Anonymous

Homor is not cute and the reason is she is not cute is because she has absolutely no character she has a blank stare that is homily and is never seen happy! if a kid is happy you will eventually see that but it NEVER happens with homor and it is not because of the paps stop blaming them it is homor and her fug face that is not happy and never will be because she has parents that are somber and unhappy END OF STORY!



Posted by: Anonymous

what a bunch of sick assholes comment here. these last three comments are sick sad gross people. they must not have any friends.



Posted by: Anonymous

honor does not deserve to have the name honor the name homor is much more fitting which is why all of us call her that now she is boring, somber and never happy how very sad to see a kid on here over and over and over and over and there is not one NOT ONE picture of her ever where she even cracks a smile that is pitiful and just proves that there is somthing seriously wrong with her such a retardation, austism, or she blatently is just the most miserable form of a person that there ever was..but then again when you look at her mother (biiotch) you can see where she has learned it from! just so very sad!



Posted by: Anonymous

the first person on here is NOT the racist! the true racist is jessica alba herself! first of all she has made brazen comments to people that are gay which pisses me off to no end and yes this is on video so dont come on here and say it is not true! secondly she has made racial comments that are derrogatory in re: to different races she is not perfect her bi-racial self! so she should apoologize openly and then maybe and that is a huge maybe people will have a change of attitude but I doubt it every time she opens her mouth she puts her own foot in it!



Posted by: Anonymous

x17 great job you just left off one important word in fact it is the most important word in the statement and that would be to add a "NOT" to the title to the happiest family ever! they are so not happy we all can see that!



Posted by: lala

What the hell do you losers care if they smile or not. Get a damn life and get your over critical fat asses off of the net if all you live for is to CONSTANTLY moan and groan about celebs that you will never meet.



Posted by: Anonymous

photos one and two homor looks so ugly that kid just has a black stare her eyes look like an alien that is about to spew shi^ from its mouth man she is ugly GROSS!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

"the happiest family ever" ok whatever! I think that "MOST" not all but "MOST" of us are smart enough to see that ......that is anything but true between these two..I give them maybe one more kid and one more year after that before they are done! finished! they are so far from happy it is funny to see that caption!
this family needs some serious help starting with the face of their kid...how did two people like jessica and cash get a kid that looks so homily like theirs does I dont know but she is not cute and that is putting it mildly



Posted by: Anonymous

Is there something wrong with Honor? She never seems like she is ever happy, poor little girl looks so down and out all of the pictures we get to see.
I wonder if they are mean to her or if she has something the matter there are no other children that are always so miserable looking in fact most of them smile and you can just tell they are so happy and have a good life unlike Honor, she always is this way it is kind of sad.



Posted by: Anonymous

jessicas dress is so unbecoming and what is with that ugly diaper bag looking purse she has and then cash has to have one too? I guess when your hauling depends adult size diapers for your oversized little piglet you have to have two diaper bags maybe they should put honor on a bit of a diet ya think?



Posted by: Anonymous

jess's dress looks like a salvation army clearance piece it does nothing for her at all maybe she should put it on honor , oh wait it would be too small for honor she is bigger than jess!
thats really BAD when two parents see their kid is overweight and they do nothing to help it oh well honor is doomed her fat body will match her ugly mug and she will have a good reason to be as miserable as she is



Posted by: Anonymous

Can we say " ugly " sorry to agree but I see what ya all mean about this girl she is not cute and another thing she really does not smile looks like she is incapable of smiling most normal kids smile and laugh and have a look of adventure and gleem in their eyes this child has darkness in hers and it is not in one picture it is in all pictures on all of the celeb sites I would say that is not right



Posted by: Anonymous

I agree with almost all of you that Honor Marie does seem like something is not right with her to be somber all of the time is a pretty bug red flag !! Duh



Posted by: Anonymous

It is unanimous that their girl is not cute by any means sadly that is the harsh truth but more so than that Iam sick of seeing their faces on here all the time they are boring and rude and no one even cares about them enough is enough we want to see some families that have some genuine character and love inside them that shows on the outside like kingston for example cutest kid around has a personality no other kid can touch why cant we see more of him and kids like him shiloh, Zuma, Violet ( she is one of my fav's :) )those kids are so fun to see and they make you go away feeling happy that they are happy unlike this family their pix are always same ol' same ol' boring thing with the monga tag along..



Posted by: lala

Karma will come back to bite you in the ass when you have children, and you deserve it.



Posted by: Anonymous

If they hate the paps so much, stay at home or ignore them. But, both d-listers continue on pimping their mongotard and their miserable faces, so what is one to expect. Sorry folks, but that buttaface baby is not cute AT ALL!! But what do you expect from two bi-racial folks? Mom & Dad both are uptight miserable people. Him for having to fetch for her and her for not being the actress she thought she was. And on top of that shit...that brown baby turned out to be bi-tard/down syndrome!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

X17 ENOUGH WITH HEIDI, SPENCE & THEIR ALIEN MONKEY!!!!!! WE COME ON THIS SITE TO SEE REAL CELEBRITIES, NOT HEAR YOUR NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING ILLEGAL ALIENS OR SEE WANNABES, HAS BEENS, NEVER WAS OR PHOTO OP WHORES!!! GET IT TOGETHER







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