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Jessica Alba WOW. Just - wow.

There are sooo many things wrong with Jessica Alba's outfit, I seriously do not know where to begin! If I thought she even HAD a sense of humor, I would think she was playing a joke!

Help me out, commenters, what is the absolute ugliest thing she's wearing?

A) Her lilac pants.

B) Her matching bow belt.

C) Her school marm-ish white ruffled button-down.

D) EVERYTHING!



Gots to go with D. No question.

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COMMENTS
Posted by: Anonymous

her face!



Posted by: Anonymous

E. her face!



Posted by: Anonymous

Gotta go with all of the above and isn't it winter? All this looks too summer like, light drapey fabrics and sandals.



Posted by: SMOOCHES

i keep thinking shes katie holmes



Posted by: fag hater

I agree she is trying way to hard to look gay



Posted by: Anonymous

for someone so naturally beautiful, i don't understand how she can make her self look so ugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

im trying to understand why she would do this but..im so confused. how could someone walk outside like that and think they look ok? maybe she doesnt care...but she put too much effort into it. hmmm...not good.



Posted by: Mean G

Is somebody channeling KATIE HOLMES?? Are you trying to look like CRAP Jessica? It's working. Call your stylest and ask AGAIN how to do your hair since you are obviously confused.



Posted by: Anonymous

Everything...UGLY!



Posted by: Anonymous

only cum gurglers care about somones "outfit"...get a life losers



Posted by: Anonymous

how can such a naturally attractive lady put herself in this horrid outfit. Seriously, seems as if she didn't even think to look in the mirror. Wow. Pants DEF got to go



Posted by: Anonymous

is she auditioning for a re-make of 3's Company?



Posted by: Anonymous

is she auditioning for a re-make of 3's Company?



Posted by: Anonymous

I like the shoes. Just not with that 80's outfit.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's channeling both Katie AND Suri all at once!



Posted by: Anonymous

is she auditioning for a re-make of 3's Company?



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't think she has a stylest, she has been dressing like this ever since she got married. Maybe is that old-fashion thinking of hers.... She makes me think of her as a gradma!!! Seriously!



Posted by: Anonymous

I'd tap it!



Posted by: QueenOfTrashin

The blouse and pants would work better if she wore a pair of white ballerina flats and carried a matching clutch, but this caca is sad.

Actually, I would have had to have dyed-to-match ballerina slippers. I had me one of them thar Sunday-Go-Ta-Meetin' outfits that was a lavendar, sleevless shift a la Jackie-O and it had a matching duster (coat). I HAD to have leather shoes dyed-to-match. There was NO other alternative. I was such a runway queen in my teens.



Posted by: Anonymous

get a life...stupid mental ppl



Posted by: Tired of being played

According to the article written in the Atlantic magazine: “We’ll put up a picture that’s so obviously negative,” X17 admits, “and we just write something so completely ignorant of the focus of the picture and let the commenters online take care of it.”



Posted by: Why?


She looks so ugly what is she thinking? I guess that happens when you get married and have kids your looks start to go down hill look at Katie Holmes.



Posted by: Anonymous

Without those extensions.. she's nothing. LMAO



Posted by: Anonymous

She's getting back in TOUCH with her inner BEANER



Posted by: Anonymous

she is becoming boring and losing her looks bigtime



Posted by: Kristen

wow.......does she really think that she is SO hot, that she can truly wear ANYTHING??? lol this is horrendous in every way. What's up with the 'do?? YUCK.



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney's nothing with extensions. LMAO



Posted by: Carrie

I'm pretty sure I wore the same thing back in 1978 when I was 13..and people had the same reaction then LOL Jessica is much to pretty to look this bad!



Posted by: alexia

Everything in this pic looks horrid. Whatever stylist did that to her hair, should be shot.



Posted by: Anonymous

Pants.....hands down.



Posted by: Anonymous

Pants.....hands down.



Posted by: Heather

Wow, I usually love her, and that's because she doesn't mind being a little different...but this, tis is beyond bad! I do not like her hair at all. Bout the only thing on her that's cute is the shoes, I love the shoes! The bag is cute too...



Posted by: annonymous

I can't believe how rude you people are. I would love to see how you all look. Not half as cute as Jessica.
She could be on the set of a movie. x17 is always talking shiznit about Jessica. Get a life!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

The worst part: she PEGGED her pants' legs!!! Hello, 1989!



Posted by: Anonymous

she looks fantastic!!!! those pants are so in style. Seriously. Come to Europe and see for yourself or check in at The Gap in two years...



Posted by: Anonymous

THE FUNNY PART IS THAT SHE WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF ACTUALLY PUTTING THIS TOGETHER...what was going through her head when she looked in the mirror?


this looks awful...oh there are too many things to list but even her hair and the sunglasses...it's dreadful.



Posted by: Anonymous

ruched pants are in style..but not like that..
high waists are ok but
look at how much loose fabric is sitting in the waist/crotch area...what is that about? and why lavender? that's not cool. not here, not in europe, not anywhere. you're a liar.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah -- it's like totally 1981. Seriously. If she had a barret with a feather in it -- she'd have the TOTAL look.



Posted by: Rochelle

Definitly those pants!! EWE! I felt like i was looking at a picture of my mother back in the 70's. So gross and never coming back! Ditch 'em ALBA!



Posted by: Rochelle

Definitly those pants! EWE! Seriously felt like i was looking at my mum in the early 80's ,late 70's. So Gross. And never coming back so ditch'em ALBA. The shirt COULD work with something else,but doubtful she'd find the right thing. Save the bow for an accessorie to a cute purple dress.



Posted by: exohay

Well i love the shoes, but the rest is hideous !!



Posted by: quita jones

i think she looks hot. just wouldnt do that belt,lose the haircut, and go for a less ruffly top. but the pants and the hells paired are killer!







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