Call the Police, Jessica's Outfit Should Be Illegal!

first bitches

Still looks better than Brittney.

A BAZILLION times better than your blood host Shitney, you bunch of ticks.

She's a real piece of ass. Whos the guy with her

her legs look great!!! and cute little shorts but obv the shirt is too big, and i agree wit everyone else,she looks soooooooo much better than shitney spears!!

WELL ITS STILL A BETTER OUTFIT THAN TRAILER TRASH BRITNEY! GREAT BODDY, GREAT SKIN, BEUTIFUL HAIR, GO JESS!!!!

Nick is a real asshole. Jess is so hotter then that tramp Vanessa that he's doing now.

I wonder what she's carrying in that huge bag.

Come on. She looks ten times better than Britney!!!

Platforms and cutoffs...class act.

Platforms and cutoffs...class act.

Why can't this girl get a boyfriend. She's always hanging out with her gay hairdresser. It's pathetic.

jess is dumb as a BOX OF ROCKS,but she has been hitting the gym HARD and her body looks FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and since her body looks THAT GOOD,she can pull this off.
unlike FAT,SMELLY SHITNEY.
SHITNEY just lokks like a SLOPPY MORON.

Does she have any real friends? She's always seen with her hairstylist.

Outdated daisy dukes - check
Outdated cutesy trucker hat - check
Huge designer handbag
Inappropriate platform shoes - check
Gay hairdresser companion - check

Yes ready to roll Jessica Simpson style

she looks hot!!
http://www.mactanque.com

Cheesy.

At least she has shorts on under her long shirt....know what I man, X17?

Cheesy.

STILL HAS BEEN
WHY IS SHE NEWS WORTHY???????? OH I FORGOT SHE CALLED YOU GUYS FOR A SET UP.

WE DONT CARE ABOUT HER

this is way better then seeing "unfitney"

is that a lamb hat?

Jessica on her worst day is way classier and prettier than Britney on her best day.

Why do simpson camp always post comparing her with britney, they are no better than the other.

They are both media WHORES WITH NO TALENT. We can breath without them

a has been and a dumb ass, but i'd do her.

stil one hundread time better than idiot Britney - at least she looks clean and seems to give a #$*@ about how she looks (i.e. brushed hair!)

PARENTAL ADVISORY

Jessica's mouth looks BIG ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE SEAL'S 15-INCH COCK.

Just keepin' it real.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

Jessica's mouth looks BIG ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE SEAL'S 15-INCH COCK.

Just keepin' it real.

Love her hair but she needs to do something with her teeth. She has the ugliest mouth.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww horse face who cares wat she wears she is uglyyyyyyy nothing to look at talentless u can tell she called up the paps herself she is smiling and doesnt mind them being there means she called them herself whoreeeeeeee

She's as dumb as they come.

Quit making the case that she's better than Britney...Britney's the biggest trainwreck out there so that's not saying much. JS is still a desperate skanky whore...and please can someone tape that gaping maw shut.

Quit making the case that she's better than Britney...Britney's the biggest trainwreck out there so that's not saying much. JS is still a desperate skanky whore...and please can someone tape that gaping maw shut. She's so white trash it hurts to look.

4:34 you're a filthy piece of shit! Nick didn't dump her, she dumped him. Sorry that he had to go on with his life instead of crying over this skanky whore. She's a joke....spreading rumors about herself, posing with her girly looking hairdresser..please, SHE'S the asshole!

she looks really hot!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2290046

She looks gorgeous. You guys are idiots X17. Really just complete losers.

5:47 Your an asshole too.

hideous! the poor gal hasn't a clue about style, she's so lost in so many ways, maybe it's all the fake hair pulling to tightly on her scalp

She looks adorable no matter what!!
xoxo

She is the dumbest wh*re every, used to death by Mayer. Sick ass.. nobody wants you. You have desperate writen all over you. Got to carry that gay guy everywhere with you because you are too dumb to comb your weave and make true friends. So glad Nick move on with his life and all you can do is get on the computer post shit about Britney you dumb wh*re, wonder who will use you like a wh*re next.

Jessica is jealous that Britney is about to sell more Cd's than she has every sold. What happened to your last Cd Jessica, oh yeah that crap bomb. I can't wait to buy Brit's Cd next week.

god is she gorgeous!

her stylist should be fired. what a dork, nice outfit

don't they claim their christians? did she commit adultry on her x husband??, and her music videos are so slutty, and pornish. thats a very different type of christian all together. if their christian shouldnt they're videos be more like amy grants???

Damn...... perfect legs.

Britney haters need to stop, Jessica was and still is a hasbeen. Britney a troubled woman, but even with all her problems, she's not a fake bitch like Jessucka. Go Away whore! WE DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!

Of course she looks better than Britney. At this point, anyone does. She will never have the money nor the popularity that Britney has or had. She was and always will be a WANNABE! The only thing she has going for her is her boobs. She can't go through life paying for everything with natures credit card! She's done!!

P.S. Ken Paves is a big douche!!!

She always looks so different w/ Ken. She's more outgoing and does more facial expressions. One word...COCAINE.

Britney haters need to stop, Jessica was and still is a hasbeen. Britney a troubled woman, but even with all her problems, she's not a fake bitch like Jessucka. Go Away whore! WE DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!

Jessica Simpson Pics Here...

Dumbass Whore! Everybody has been dipping into her thing since she split from Nick.

Whore can't even keep her legs together while walking.

Yikes.

DUMBASS, PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DISAPPEAR BY MARRYING YOUR HAIRDRESSER, NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN WHAT YOUR SELLING! BRAIN DEAD AND BORING!

P.S. DUMBASS WEARS PLATFORM SHOES CAUSE HER LEGS ARE SHORTER THAN HER BODY.

i cosign with pep.
jessica even said that she also wears LONG PANTS 2 camoflauge her 12 inch legs.lol

hot body but this chick is DUMB AND BORING.
cant act,
can sing but doesnt choose good songs.

She is ok!!!Did you guys see her profile on Meetrich.com? She created a personal blog there...

Goof !

jessica is the sweetest, kindest and most gorgeous girl out there! ya'll need 2 get a life, so what if u dnt like her, she has millions of fans out there that do and shes made a living for herself no matter what any of u think! shes not stuck in a dead end job, shes out there singing and acting and enjoying herself, no matter what u think of her singing im pretty sure shes better than u! so get a life all of u just cause u cant be bothered 2 get ur fat arses off the sofa n get a body like hers, doesnt mean u have 2 right shit about her on a website. she looks gorgeous there, anyone would kill 2 have legs like her and look as gorgeous as she does without make up. so what if she can be a little blonde sometime, thats whats helped make her millions and deep down i know shes a very smart girl. you have to be to be in that industry and she may not be the biggest star out there bt atleast shes still got her pride unlike others out there, i wont mention any names. so get over urselfs, jessica wouldnt want people like you being her fans anyway.

Can anyone tell me what she does actually does?

Can anyone explain? What does she actually do??

She looks desperate, cuz she's trying too much. She always have those ugly outfits. Cant she just for once dress normal ?

WOW!!!!!! SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL LEGS!!!!!!!!

The paps will be paid overtime by jess .She'll have to get as many set-ups as possible in before going back to Nashville,where nobody gives a crap about her,I mean where there's no paps to pay to take your pic

I really hate that faggot hairdresser. He wants to be a woman sooo bad and he's ass ugly.

You guys are dumb... Youll always post Britney stuff and always say how shes looking fabulous... EVEN THOUGH she's wearing something sloppy thats falling off her shoulder with hair that looks really nasty and greasy... looks like she hasnt washed it in 2 weeks and yet your bashing Jessica for wearing this?? haha...

She looks hot and you know it, quit hatin'. It's ok though, she's got the last laugh ... all the way to the BANK!!!!

She's a loser she should either marry her father who she obviously has a sexual realtionship or Ken Paves because they are the only 2 men who can put up with her. She did Nick a huge favor she is a bore!

jessica has the last laugh
and that kills you all
she looks damn hot

OMG!
I LOVE HER HAIR! :o

SHE IS SO GORGEOUS

GOTTA LOVE HER

I think she looks gorgeous! way better than the hollywood young trash like paris, lindsay and shitney

She is pretty no matter what she's wearing and at least she looks cool and fun. She looks genuinely happy to pose with a fan. She's a class act.

Jessica is NO angel, she screwed around on Nick and then divorced him because she thought she could do better. she mentioned in the new Instyle magazine that she cries herself to sleep, I would be crying too if I left a man for no reason at all.

Everybody knows that Britney's album is going to go to #1!

People still care about Britney and don't give a rat's butt about Jessica anymore. ( I'm not a fan of Britney, but her song "Gimme More" is really good).

DUMBASS'S FACE IS INJECTED WITH BOTOX AND RESTALYNE, PLUS SHE GETS INJECTION TO HER BODY TO DISOLVE THE FAT OR CELLULITE FASTER. WHAT ABOUT HER HAIR EXTENIONS, NOT A NATURAL BEAUTY! ALL FAKE 100% INCONCLUSION DUMBASS NEEDS YOUR INCOME TO KEEP HER THAT WAY! BUYER BEWARE!

Oh GOD! Please make her and that annoying, spotlight-hoggin-wig-making-QUEEN go away. They annoy me to no end. She has already messed up Nick Lachey's life, now she is messing up my day! Take the hint Skank-sica and take your talentless ass back to Texas!! Save this valuable webspace for Britney!! Gimme Gimme ....Gimme....Gimme Gimmee

I'd love to eat her!

Looks like she almost pulled a Britney at frederick's the other night.The cellulite on her inner thighs is atrocious.She's not laughing to the bank or any other place;she's sad and desperate,enough so that she's spending a fortune on paps.If she didn't wear her heels so much you'd see that her body is far from hot.

Looks like she almost pulled a Britney at frederick's the other night.The cellulite on her inner thighs is atrocious.She's not laughing to the bank or any other place;she's sad and desperate,enough so that she's spending a fortune on paps.If she didn't wear her heels so much you'd see that her body is far from hot.

she looks pretty good, and happy..

http://www.xtremegadgets.net

she looks pretty good, and happy..

http://www.xtremegadgets.net

I never understand why people think she's pretty. She annoyed the hell out of me since the first day she came out, fugly, talentless, trying way too hard, creepy relationship with her dad, now with this disgusting gay hairdresser, plus her same annoying fake lil sister, please, give us a break, don't post this bish's pics anymore especially she's so over and doing nothing right now.

I never understand why people think she's pretty. She annoyed the hell out of me since the first day she came out, fugly, talentless, trying way too hard, creepy relationship with her dad, now with this disgusting gay hairdresser, plus her same annoying fake lil sister, please, give us a break, don't post this bish's pics anymore especially she's so over and doing nothing right now.

I love those shoes, she is so naturally pretty!!!

JESSICA HAS HAD ALOT OF PLASTIC SURGERY DONE. FOR PROOF JUST GO TO INSTYLE MAGAZINE (WWW.INSTYLE.COM) - CLICK ON STAR FINDER.
JESSICA'S 1999 PICTURE IS WHAT THE REAL JESSICA LOOKS LIKE BEFORE ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY. SHE'S SUCH A PHONY, ACTING LIKE HER SISTER IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS HAD WORK DONE. THE ONLY THING THAT STILL MAY BE ORIGINALLY HERS IS HER BREASTS. EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN BOUGHT AND PAID FOR AT A PLASTIC SURGEON'S OFFICE. TOTAL FAKE!!!

She looks good..I don't see any fucking cellulite, geez give her a fucking break. Nothing wrong with her pyshically. Now if you said she was a dumb blonde I woulnd't disagree but she looks good. Better than dirty/fat Britney and Lindsay any day.

haha on the third pic the guy in the back looks like an old fat nick
her legs are awsome

Thanks X17 what a great pair of legs that woman has!!! mmmmmmm

She'll always be dumb. Plenty of women as hot or hotter. Not sayin just sayin.

I love the look on Jessica.only she can pull this off and look hot..........

I WOULD LOVE TO NO WHAT SIZE OF SHOES SHE WHERE SHE HAS HOT FEET

Imagine those bare legs...lashed with a horsewhip over and over and over and over.....