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Call the Police, Jessica's Outfit Should Be Illegal!

JSIMPSONSKINNY102407_07-1.jpgJSIMPSONSKINNY102407_01.jpgNot that it hasn't been unseasonably hot here (nor does Jessica have any reason to hide those hot legs), but the cap with the "vintage" concert tee, cutoffs AND platforms? I think that's one too many fashion don'ts! But her hair's lookin' good, Ken!



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first bitches

Posted by: buger


Still looks better than Brittney.

Posted by: itsme


A BAZILLION times better than your blood host Shitney, you bunch of ticks.

Posted by: Anonymous


She's a real piece of ass. Whos the guy with her

Posted by: Anonymous


her legs look great!!! and cute little shorts but obv the shirt is too big, and i agree wit everyone else,she looks soooooooo much better than shitney spears!!

Posted by: bke


WELL ITS STILL A BETTER OUTFIT THAN TRAILER TRASH BRITNEY! GREAT BODDY, GREAT SKIN, BEUTIFUL HAIR, GO JESS!!!!

Posted by: me lil


Nick is a real asshole. Jess is so hotter then that tramp Vanessa that he's doing now.

Posted by: Anonymous


I wonder what she's carrying in that huge bag.

Posted by: Anonymous


Come on. She looks ten times better than Britney!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Platforms and cutoffs...class act.

Posted by: Anonymous


Platforms and cutoffs...class act.

Posted by: Anonymous


Why can't this girl get a boyfriend. She's always hanging out with her gay hairdresser. It's pathetic.

Posted by: Anonymous


jess is dumb as a BOX OF ROCKS,but she has been hitting the gym HARD and her body looks FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and since her body looks THAT GOOD,she can pull this off.
unlike FAT,SMELLY SHITNEY.
SHITNEY just lokks like a SLOPPY MORON.

Posted by: kim kardASShian


Does she have any real friends? She's always seen with her hairstylist.

Posted by: Anonymous


Outdated daisy dukes - check
Outdated cutesy trucker hat - check
Huge designer handbag
Inappropriate platform shoes - check
Gay hairdresser companion - check

Yes ready to roll Jessica Simpson style

Posted by: Anonymous




Cheesy.

Posted by: Anonymous


At least she has shorts on under her long shirt....know what I man, X17?

Posted by: Anonymous


Cheesy.

Posted by: Anonymous


STILL HAS BEEN
WHY IS SHE NEWS WORTHY???????? OH I FORGOT SHE CALLED YOU GUYS FOR A SET UP.


WE DONT CARE ABOUT HER

Posted by: lkkk


this is way better then seeing "unfitney"

Posted by: chrissy


is that a lamb hat?

Posted by: Anonymous



Jessica on her worst day is way classier and prettier than Britney on her best day.

Posted by: Anonymous


Why do simpson camp always post comparing her with britney, they are no better than the other.

They are both media WHORES WITH NO TALENT. We can breath without them

Posted by: ggg


a has been and a dumb ass, but i'd do her.

Posted by: Elvis


stil one hundread time better than idiot Britney - at least she looks clean and seems to give a #$*@ about how she looks (i.e. brushed hair!)

Posted by: Anonymous


PARENTAL ADVISORY

Jessica's mouth looks BIG ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE SEAL'S 15-INCH COCK.

Just keepin' it real.

Posted by: Al Waysright


PARENTAL ADVISORY

Jessica's mouth looks BIG ENOUGH TO ACCOMODATE SEAL'S 15-INCH COCK.

Just keepin' it real.

Posted by: Al Waysright


Love her hair but she needs to do something with her teeth. She has the ugliest mouth.

Posted by: Anonymous


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww horse face who cares wat she wears she is uglyyyyyyy nothing to look at talentless u can tell she called up the paps herself she is smiling and doesnt mind them being there means she called them herself whoreeeeeeee

Posted by: u can tell all the nice comments are from jessica herself


She's as dumb as they come.

Posted by: Anonymous


Quit making the case that she's better than Britney...Britney's the biggest trainwreck out there so that's not saying much. JS is still a desperate skanky whore...and please can someone tape that gaping maw shut.

Posted by: Anonymous


Quit making the case that she's better than Britney...Britney's the biggest trainwreck out there so that's not saying much. JS is still a desperate skanky whore...and please can someone tape that gaping maw shut. She's so white trash it hurts to look.

Posted by: Anonymous


4:34 you're a filthy piece of shit! Nick didn't dump her, she dumped him. Sorry that he had to go on with his life instead of crying over this skanky whore. She's a joke....spreading rumors about herself, posing with her girly looking hairdresser..please, SHE'S the asshole!

Posted by: Anonymous


she looks really hot!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2290046

Posted by: robin


She looks gorgeous. You guys are idiots X17. Really just complete losers.

Posted by: Anonymous


5:47 Your an asshole too.

Posted by: Anonymous


hideous! the poor gal hasn't a clue about style, she's so lost in so many ways, maybe it's all the fake hair pulling to tightly on her scalp

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks adorable no matter what!!
xoxo



She is the dumbest wh*re every, used to death by Mayer. Sick ass.. nobody wants you. You have desperate writen all over you. Got to carry that gay guy everywhere with you because you are too dumb to comb your weave and make true friends. So glad Nick move on with his life and all you can do is get on the computer post shit about Britney you dumb wh*re, wonder who will use you like a wh*re next.

Posted by: Anonymous


Jessica is jealous that Britney is about to sell more Cd's than she has every sold. What happened to your last Cd Jessica, oh yeah that crap bomb. I can't wait to buy Brit's Cd next week.

Posted by: Anonymous


god is she gorgeous!

Posted by: Anonymous


her stylist should be fired. what a dork, nice outfit

Posted by: Anonymous


don't they claim their christians? did she commit adultry on her x husband??, and her music videos are so slutty, and pornish. thats a very different type of christian all together. if their christian shouldnt they're videos be more like amy grants???

Posted by: Anonymous


Damn...... perfect legs.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney haters need to stop, Jessica was and still is a hasbeen. Britney a troubled woman, but even with all her problems, she's not a fake bitch like Jessucka. Go Away whore! WE DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Of course she looks better than Britney. At this point, anyone does. She will never have the money nor the popularity that Britney has or had. She was and always will be a WANNABE! The only thing she has going for her is her boobs. She can't go through life paying for everything with natures credit card! She's done!!

Posted by: Anonymous


P.S. Ken Paves is a big douche!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


She always looks so different w/ Ken. She's more outgoing and does more facial expressions. One word...COCAINE.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney haters need to stop, Jessica was and still is a hasbeen. Britney a troubled woman, but even with all her problems, she's not a fake bitch like Jessucka. Go Away whore! WE DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!

Posted by: Anonymous




Dumbass Whore! Everybody has been dipping into her thing since she split from Nick.

Posted by: Anonymous


Whore can't even keep her legs together while walking.

Yikes.

Posted by: Anonymous


DUMBASS, PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DISAPPEAR BY MARRYING YOUR HAIRDRESSER, NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN WHAT YOUR SELLING! BRAIN DEAD AND BORING!

Posted by: pep


P.S. DUMBASS WEARS PLATFORM SHOES CAUSE HER LEGS ARE SHORTER THAN HER BODY.

Posted by: pep


i cosign with pep.
jessica even said that she also wears LONG PANTS 2 camoflauge her 12 inch legs.lol

hot body but this chick is DUMB AND BORING.
cant act,
can sing but doesnt choose good songs.

Posted by: kim kardASShian


She is ok!!!Did you guys see her profile on Meetrich.com? She created a personal blog there...

Posted by: Anonymous


Goof !

Posted by: Daffy


jessica is the sweetest, kindest and most gorgeous girl out there! ya'll need 2 get a life, so what if u dnt like her, she has millions of fans out there that do and shes made a living for herself no matter what any of u think! shes not stuck in a dead end job, shes out there singing and acting and enjoying herself, no matter what u think of her singing im pretty sure shes better than u! so get a life all of u just cause u cant be bothered 2 get ur fat arses off the sofa n get a body like hers, doesnt mean u have 2 right shit about her on a website. she looks gorgeous there, anyone would kill 2 have legs like her and look as gorgeous as she does without make up. so what if she can be a little blonde sometime, thats whats helped make her millions and deep down i know shes a very smart girl. you have to be to be in that industry and she may not be the biggest star out there bt atleast shes still got her pride unlike others out there, i wont mention any names. so get over urselfs, jessica wouldnt want people like you being her fans anyway.

Posted by: Anonymous


Can anyone tell me what she does actually does?

Posted by: Anonymous


Can anyone explain? What does she actually do??

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks desperate, cuz she's trying too much. She always have those ugly outfits. Cant she just for once dress normal ?

Posted by: MiSUNDERST00D L.


WOW!!!!!! SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL LEGS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: mikey


The paps will be paid overtime by jess .She'll have to get as many set-ups as possible in before going back to Nashville,where nobody gives a crap about her,I mean where there's no paps to pay to take your pic

Posted by: Anonymous


I really hate that faggot hairdresser. He wants to be a woman sooo bad and he's ass ugly.

Posted by: Angie


You guys are dumb... Youll always post Britney stuff and always say how shes looking fabulous... EVEN THOUGH she's wearing something sloppy thats falling off her shoulder with hair that looks really nasty and greasy... looks like she hasnt washed it in 2 weeks and yet your bashing Jessica for wearing this?? haha...

Posted by: LC


She looks hot and you know it, quit hatin'. It's ok though, she's got the last laugh ... all the way to the BANK!!!!

Posted by: PaytonsMom


She's a loser she should either marry her father who she obviously has a sexual realtionship or Ken Paves because they are the only 2 men who can put up with her. She did Nick a huge favor she is a bore!

Posted by: Anonymous


jessica has the last laugh
and that kills you all
she looks damn hot

Posted by: mario


OMG!
I LOVE HER HAIR! :o

SHE IS SO GORGEOUS

GOTTA LOVE HER

Posted by: YAMI


I think she looks gorgeous! way better than the hollywood young trash like paris, lindsay and shitney

Posted by: Pete


She is pretty no matter what she's wearing and at least she looks cool and fun. She looks genuinely happy to pose with a fan. She's a class act.

Posted by: Vuckoff


Jessica is NO angel, she screwed around on Nick and then divorced him because she thought she could do better. she mentioned in the new Instyle magazine that she cries herself to sleep, I would be crying too if I left a man for no reason at all.

Everybody knows that Britney's album is going to go to #1!

People still care about Britney and don't give a rat's butt about Jessica anymore. ( I'm not a fan of Britney, but her song "Gimme More" is really good).

Posted by: Jessica


I'm disappointed.

Posted by: bi-babe


DUMBASS'S FACE IS INJECTED WITH BOTOX AND RESTALYNE, PLUS SHE GETS INJECTION TO HER BODY TO DISOLVE THE FAT OR CELLULITE FASTER. WHAT ABOUT HER HAIR EXTENIONS, NOT A NATURAL BEAUTY! ALL FAKE 100% INCONCLUSION DUMBASS NEEDS YOUR INCOME TO KEEP HER THAT WAY! BUYER BEWARE!

Posted by: pep


Oh GOD! Please make her and that annoying, spotlight-hoggin-wig-making-QUEEN go away. They annoy me to no end. She has already messed up Nick Lachey's life, now she is messing up my day! Take the hint Skank-sica and take your talentless ass back to Texas!! Save this valuable webspace for Britney!! Gimme Gimme ....Gimme....Gimme Gimmee

Posted by: hot_homo


I'd love to eat her!

Posted by: Anonymous


Looks like she almost pulled a Britney at frederick's the other night.The cellulite on her inner thighs is atrocious.She's not laughing to the bank or any other place;she's sad and desperate,enough so that she's spending a fortune on paps.If she didn't wear her heels so much you'd see that her body is far from hot.

Posted by: Anonymous


Looks like she almost pulled a Britney at frederick's the other night.The cellulite on her inner thighs is atrocious.She's not laughing to the bank or any other place;she's sad and desperate,enough so that she's spending a fortune on paps.If she didn't wear her heels so much you'd see that her body is far from hot.

Posted by: Anonymous


she looks pretty good, and happy..

http://www.xtremegadgets.net

Posted by: chrissy


she looks pretty good, and happy..

http://www.xtremegadgets.net

Posted by: chrissy


I never understand why people think she's pretty. She annoyed the hell out of me since the first day she came out, fugly, talentless, trying way too hard, creepy relationship with her dad, now with this disgusting gay hairdresser, plus her same annoying fake lil sister, please, give us a break, don't post this bish's pics anymore especially she's so over and doing nothing right now.

Posted by: Anonymous


I never understand why people think she's pretty. She annoyed the hell out of me since the first day she came out, fugly, talentless, trying way too hard, creepy relationship with her dad, now with this disgusting gay hairdresser, plus her same annoying fake lil sister, please, give us a break, don't post this bish's pics anymore especially she's so over and doing nothing right now.

Posted by: Anonymous


I love those shoes, she is so naturally pretty!!!

Posted by: Elda


JESSICA HAS HAD ALOT OF PLASTIC SURGERY DONE. FOR PROOF JUST GO TO INSTYLE MAGAZINE (WWW.INSTYLE.COM) - CLICK ON STAR FINDER.
JESSICA'S 1999 PICTURE IS WHAT THE REAL JESSICA LOOKS LIKE BEFORE ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY. SHE'S SUCH A PHONY, ACTING LIKE HER SISTER IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS HAD WORK DONE. THE ONLY THING THAT STILL MAY BE ORIGINALLY HERS IS HER BREASTS. EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN BOUGHT AND PAID FOR AT A PLASTIC SURGEON'S OFFICE. TOTAL FAKE!!!

Posted by: LISA


She looks good..I don't see any fucking cellulite, geez give her a fucking break. Nothing wrong with her pyshically. Now if you said she was a dumb blonde I woulnd't disagree but she looks good. Better than dirty/fat Britney and Lindsay any day.

Posted by: Anonymous


haha on the third pic the guy in the back looks like an old fat nick
her legs are awsome

Posted by: jen


Thanks X17 what a great pair of legs that woman has!!! mmmmmmm

Posted by: Jerrod


She'll always be dumb. Plenty of women as hot or hotter. Not sayin just sayin.

Posted by: Anonymous


I love the look on Jessica.only she can pull this off and look hot..........

Posted by: Anonymous


I WOULD LOVE TO NO WHAT SIZE OF SHOES SHE WHERE SHE HAS HOT FEET

Posted by: Anonymous






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