Celebrity Street Style: The Long and the Short of It

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what the fuck are you rambling about x17>? smoke some weed before you thought this one up? who cares what this loser is wearing or if she pulled it off"? you guys are hilarous

I don't know which of you wrote that fashion column on Jessica, but you don't know much about fashion. The outfit looks cute, and it was worn for cuteness, not warmth necessarily, although it was probably warm enough. I'm not even a Jessica fan, but these comments on her clothes appear to be a vain attempt to fill empty Britney space, since she's not available right now.

The half-coat is good for her since it makes her legs look longer. The problem is with the shirt. The shirt needs to be tucked in and a color that doesn't clash or contrast with the coat and jeans.

Did she get that thing from Verne Troyer?

I think she looks cute and the outfit works but I just don't like the jackets style much. Or at least with the sweater. Something just looks off but it's still cute enough to wear.

"Although the trend does seem to be moving towards the shorter silhouette (at least on top), do you think Jess has taken it too far, or does it work well with the longer proportion of her sweater and jeans?"

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhmm..? this is the part that gets me...someone gets paid to write this stuff? hUH? come on...dont make me tell you what is wrong with that entire blurb.

What kind of ads are you guys seeing? To the right of the comment posting section is a pic of this woman's butt way up in the air, all poised for some action. WoooooHOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is someone holding her up?

yal are such freaks who gives a flute! shes hot thats all that matters!

Why are you reporting on this slut?

She is so pretty!

She looks like shes wearing a bulletproof vest, and of course she can't go anywhere without Mommy and Daddy. Bitch grow up!

She is so pretty!

I think she looks stunning, as usual.

she is so beautiful. every time i signed in CelebMingle.com and there were always
many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site
where rich women can seek young cute men and men can
find extramarital affairs....they are picky, but they like her too.

I hate that style.

She looks completely dorky, no matter how much money she spends on clothes, they look all wrong. Hard man face.

Yuck. Bad hair, weird clothes....shrug??Would anyone be looking (especially in NYC) if it not have been for the Romo press? Go back to Dallas honey...actually, they have more style there.

The tranny looks disgusting, that jacket is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I would rather die than be seen looking like this idiot, but she invited the paps to document it? Desperate.

i like that style it makes you look taller

me no likey!

Jess your hair and hands look nice now the rest of you needs work

Love it.

5:04 don't you know that none of them can hold themselves up or walk without assistance. They are all helpless. None of them can carry children; they all need assistants.

As far as the outfit goes. Um, all she has to do is walk from the building to a waiting vehicle. What's so cold about that? Tough life she has. Man she's skanky

go eat yourself up!

She's so stupid. She rather freeze to wear that awful outfit. Very unattractive as usual. And she needs to shut her mouth!

um WHO GIVES A FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Who wrote that????

I'm not a fan of JS only because she turned out to be a wannabe when she used to be more herself. Plus her music kind of sucks and her acting is so lame. But I love that jacket she's wearing, plus the flair jeans and boots. Cute!

Okay seriously, WTF is she wearing? She has the shoulders of a linebacker.

the jacket looks just like what the Flying Monkeys wear in Wizard of Oz Not cool...

I can't believe you can say something about this very cute and stylish outfit when Britney is posted all over this dumb ass web site wearing shit that I would not be caught wearing to a gas station.

Love the coat. Want one like it.

Bitch needs a stylist quick!

this chick is so lame. Her sister is a loser as well. Both have no talent, appeal to a certain small percentage of the public. They both have no talent and unfortunately no education - 5th grade level at best. Romo is a fool, should have been playing this weekend. The Cowboys record 13th pro bowler was announced. Romo, I worry about, but Jess the Mess is a monster. Nick is so lucky, though his girl makes annoying facial expressions too. Manly Mess is plain stupid and her dad is a creep.

UNLESS THIS CHICK IS FLASHING THE GOODS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!

JUST POST MORE SHIT ON BRITNEY...

I own those jeans, they are so comfortable!!!

This chick looks like a dude. She's totally fugly if you actually look at her head. And she was at her fugliest in that pizza hut commercial she did last year where she dives into the limo. Just nasty. She looks like a corpse.

oh my hell!!. whoever wrote that stupid shit must be a woman! or a very very gay guy.. it was lame as hell.. and I'M A wOMAN.. so i know what i'm talkin' about.. TIME TO GET SOME FRESH WRITERS X17!!!!!

Shit celeb news is boring and useless tonight, nothing to make fun of, no Britards to diss. X17 post some made up bullshit like you usually do so we can at least have some fun.

Say you received a report from the hospital saying Britney is sexually assulting furries.

"She's a man, man!" -Austin Powers

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I love how all these sites have not updated all day now that Brit is impounded, what are you slezy bastards going to do once you finally drive her to suicide? You losers are nothing without her GET A LIFE!!
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And she's nothing without them, and she knows it. Think about it, why would she be in the news if she wasn't fucking up? No hit's in years, doesn't make any movies, essentialy does nothing. The only reason she's still a "star" and that's a reach, is because of the paps attention. I guess seeing the common sense part of the business is harder than I thought.

The other problem is of course her will to not only hang out with photogs, but also tip them off should make you not feel sorry for her, as she's bringing it on herself. So if she wants to stop the paps so damn bad she should shut her mouth and not turn everydamnthing into a massive drama.

Jessica Simpson looks so beautiful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yRo m a n c e.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

post something new already, the crazy bitch goes to the nut house and ur out of busniess!!!!!!! there are other celebs is shittywood u know other than this bubelhead

Sure, she looks cute -- if she was still 5

You know, the age when she would run around the house screaming with her dress hiked up over her head.

Oh sorry, she's still does that too, doesn't she.

LOL @ the "flying monkeys" comment. Made my morning. Man, she sure is ugly. Must be nice to get rich from absolutely no talent whatsoever.

i think she looks better than she has in a really long time. her hair is great! the outfit is really cute. good for jessica, im so sick of all the britney craziness. she looks happy for once.

I think she looks just fine.

Jessica is Perfect - no matter what she wears or doesn't wear. Tony and her make a fabulous couple - saw them together singing and there is a great chemistry between them that even Stevie Wonder can see!!! Let Jessica Alone!
Where are the real stars in Hollywood ?? - all gone - No more Marilyn, Elvis, James Dean, Jayne Mansfield, Anna Nicole , Liz Taylor - all these stars would give a premiere the glitz and glamor that once was Hollywood.
You didn't have to stand outside dives and wait for them to arrive and attack them and their autos for photos - they were stars --- they commanded respect and got it from the photographers - and in turn gave us some great photos to remember them by --- in their time! So, young Hollywood - take a look back in time and learn how its done w/class!!!

Hey Liz, lose weight again and come out of semi-retirement and show all these wanna be tv starlets, etc. how its really done - come-on - we need ya - one more time!!!!!!! You'll wipe them ALL off the covers of mags w/just one appearance!!!!!

Thanks for the flying monkey comment; well found!! And as for "knee of Brit" suggesting she tucked her shirt in; who the f**k tucks things in? Have you seen the skinny jeans she's got on? There's no room for anything else down there.
Anyhow, I just hope Brit gets out cos I've just had to cancel a w/e away and I'll quickly get bored with stupid ass questions like "does Jessica's half coat go well with the longer proportion of her sweater and jeans?" WTF??!!

Please, she goes from the restaurant to a huge, already waiting car...no need for a coat silly!

Please, she goes from the restaurant to a huge, already waiting car...no need for a coat silly!

All I want to see from Jess is a series of titty fuck videos, that all end in a facial.

She 100 times hotter than Britney! She at least brushes her hair, wears a bra and makes an effort each and every day to look put together. There's nothing wrong with that as far as I'm concerned...regardless of what she is wearing.

She looks cute but is still a talent-less has-been.

She looks cute but is still a talent-less has-been.

She 100 times hotter than Britney! She at least brushes her hair, wears a bra and makes an effort each and every day to look put together. There's nothing wrong with that as far as I'm concerned...regardless of what she is wearing.

I think this chick needs to move back to the sticks or the southern church. Her dad is a wierdo and a pimp. She and her sister simply suck, no what what they wear. Romo, please rid of this poser before the end of Super Bowl weekend. I hope he gets sick of her antics and dumps her. He could do so much better and actually has a career, she just peddles crap she doesn't wear or use - her family, aside from her mom, are just losers. She is a jinx and should be banished by the tabloids. Next stop Hustler - Hugh would want her to lose 10 - o wait, they had Karassian in their mag.

I think she looks amazing and there's nothing wrong with the jacket. I would definitely wear it!

Jessica is definitely a pretty girl, but that jacket just looks fucking stupid. There's no way that it could ever provide enough warmth to ever justify looking like that. It's tacky. The sweater would have been fine alone over the jeans.

Yeah, she's cute alright. In a Michael Jackson kind of way. She has Michael Jackson chin in that bottom pic. Gimme that man chin, baby!

LMFAO.....What the hell is that supposed to be?? That is the dumbest, ugliest coat I have ever seen.....I guess its appropriate for her then.