For Jessica, Thanksgiving Is For The Birds

She looks great!! http://www.paraguaydelivery.com

Great girl... always has a minute for a picture and a smile.

she is such a STUPID BITCH!!!!

She is hot

she looks like a turkey.

Oh. She is beautiful and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

She needs to stop hanging out with gay guys all the time if she ever wants to get a man.

LOOKS LIKE PAPA JOE CALLED UP X17 AGAIN FOR A NICE STAGED PHOTO OP SHE HAS NO HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS EXCEPT FOR THAT GAY GUY WHO DOES UGLY HAIR WHATEVER SHE IS WEARING IS HIDEOUS JUST LIKE HER FACE GROSSSS

Who the heck is that disgusting looking man she is with? He looks sick.
You really believe she uses Proactive?
I don't think so!

She's a fame ho, so does her gay hair dresser.

is she better than average looking - yes - more on a manly side. is she a loser - yes, no real friends - yes, annoying - yes, bad actress - yes, mediocre voice, at best - yes, annoying, meddling father - yes. dumb - yes, rich - yes, for now. i wonder if wilson, mayer, and, even, bam magera have regrets being associated with this girl - yes. will her career fail - aside from crap sold to middle age women in middle america - yes. Can her poseur lil sis - who is a loser no talent, join her in leaving us all alone - YES. She needs to lose the dumb expressions as well - they both suck shit.

SHE NEEDS SOME GIRLFRIENDS AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FAKE ONES LIKE EVA.

Dang, whose baby?

On the View - didn't she say she needed a man, not a boy? What is he considered Jess? Like that ass? Her View comment was obviously an attempted jab at all the smart dudes that have avoided a relationship. Face it dumbass - no one wants you - mostly a or b listers who can help your fucked up career. I would love to see her take a basic math or english test. She has said she has an IQ of a genius - what she needs is a mouth full of penis. I love this shit. They are both dumb assumption planted in her dense skull by daddy - yeah - he's creepy so both the IQ and penis ideas apply. Also, Jess the Manly Mess, needs to lose the dumb expressions and use LIGHTER weights - calfs are Arnold like. No wonder when she was following Leo D around all night a press event for Gore - approx. 6 months ago - I saw them there. He avoided her like the plague. Go Home LEPER. And take your fugly sis too - with a drunk stop at McDonalds. Losers!

if she can lay off the DUMB EXPRESSION we can at least think of her for "one second" she matured alittle bit but at 27 acting like 18 going 2o mmmmmmmm??????

9:02- What is she talking about she need a real man, hell she had one & a good one at that but she threw him out like yesterdays trash because she thought she was the S*&*. Fame got to her and she basically threw away her marriage that she claimed was so sacred to her, but all is good because now Vanessa is enjoying her faithful, hot, good man! It will be hard trying to find another good, especially in HW where if you aren't somebody you are a nobody and right now she is a nobody. C-D list at best.

One more thing. After my previous posts - I realize I have been a bit harsh. I want to apologize to Jess and her perverted daddy, as well as all of her "well informed" - in music - fans. She is in fact a genius, I'm sure of it, and her next album will far exceed anything from the Stones or Beatles, etc. She will also win an Oscar - playing a man - a la Tootsie. Well, since I feel better and my karma is now clear back to reality. Jess the Manly Mess and her sister suck shit. I'm sure Eva L, unless another dumb video shoot comes up, doesn't associate with this chick at all. I want to tell my lady I love her - a shot to Heidi from your man Spence.

kemlycal, Will you stop advertising on every single post

I agree 9:15 - she had a good guy. My girlfriend makes me listen to his ode to his former beast. She does think she is the shit - that's want makes this fun. Karma is a bitch. She will be lonely for a long time. Though Vanessa has dumb facial expressions, as well, they make a better couple. Jess and ASSLY suck!

anal sex is what i crave
i'll lay on my back and be your slave
i like em hard and strong
check me out fellas,im wearing a pink thong.

love :)

Its kfed's kid he knock up another rich white star...GO KFED!!!

spencerheartsheidi, you sound pretty pathetic.. maybe its time to get a life of your own! ha ha ha.. we'd all like to see how ugly You are!

She had a good man ...Nick...but like all retardo women she got BOOOORED and broke up with him...so now she has her right hand to warm up to on those cold nights!

Here is a recap of 80% of the dumb bitches in the US...."I wish I had a dependable man to love me and to take care of me, to love me for me, to go on vacations with ETC"

I thought you had that in your last boyfriend...."Yea but he was boring"

Translation...your dumb ass will be alone till you hit bout 35 then you'll realize what a fuckup you were...

chicken wings and onion rings.
lol@britney buying her own wedding ring.
she thought k-fed was a keeper,but any other smart woman knows that a guy like that is only good for a fling.
now shes all alone,nutty as a fruitcake.
her career is dead,she has no friends.
whats left for brit?
her life has fallen.like her sagging tits.

love :)

Hey Ehukai - I have a very, very good life - thanks for your concern. Your Ha, Ha comment - wow! - how creative. By the way, I'm very rich - no shit. that's why I am able to take time to respond to your comment. I'm also good looking, drive an AMG, own a couple of places - including a penthouse in SF and an apartment building on the Upper East in NYC. I do this for entertainment purposes - it's fun jackass. Go buy a Jessica Simpson album and go deaf! It is very dumb to attack me, you haven't a clue. With Jess the Manly Mess you get an idea - very easily. Enjoy your day Ehukai, work hard, and maybe one day you will have a fraction of my financial reality and - that's right - my looks. Love ya!

9:49AM too bad you have the mind of a 10 year old. I mean, spenceheartsheidi? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I drive an AMG HAHAHAHAHA ok its a little teen trying to act all "grown up"

ha ha ha.. now we are All laughing at you spenceheartsheidi!!!

Love it, not worried at all, go right ahead, it's funny. Next?

Well she's not too smart but she is very pretty.

It is funny. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
an AMG, a penthouse in the city, and a building in New York!? Way to toot your own horn you very rich retard! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jessica didn't have a good man! Nick was a cheater a run-around! Jessica was smart to get rid of him. Jessica is looking amazing as always!!!!!

Jessica didn't have a good man! Nick was a cheater a run-around! Jessica was smart to get rid of him. Jessica is looking amazing as always!!!!!

Jessica didn't have a good man! Nick was a cheater a run-around! Jessica was smart to get rid of him. Jessica is looking amazing as always!!!!!

Jessica didn't have a good man! Nick was a cheater a run-around! Jessica was smart to get rid of him. Jessica is looking amazing as always!!!!!

And I didn't mention my other cars, commercial properties, and investments that I own. And to even make it better - I owe on no bank notes, no leases on cars, etc. I had to go easy on good ole Ehukai. Though, I doubt you are richer - nice hypocritical post name, than me - way to toot your own horn. I just love the input - thanks. Wow, I guess I'm retarded - nice strike at the handicapped and challenged. You could have used another word - like asshole. Have a wonderful afternoon. It has been fun.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

BELIEVE THIS.....

IF GUYS DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY THINK ABOUT TITTY-F***ING JESSICA'S OVER-SIZED BREAST-MELONS, HER CAREER WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER 2 YEARS AGO.

I DOUBT ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON CAN DISAGREE.

Just keepin' it real.

Shut the fuck up alwaysright. No one wants to read comments by a middledaged limp dick viagra poppin' fuck. Instead of typing, why don't you exercise that fat beer gut and flabby white ass of yours? And get some fuckin' hair plugs while you're at it, cock sucker.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

THE REASON YOU SECRETLY ADMIRE ME IS BECAUSE THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF TRUTH IN EVERYTHING I SAY.

YOUR REVERSION TO THE LOWEST FORM OF NAME-CALLING AS A RESPONSE IS SIMPLY CONFIRMATION OF YOUR OWN INADEQUACIES.

Thanks for getting so worked up tho.

Just keepin' it real.

Al Waysright. There is always an element of truth in everything that is said by anyone - even when not intentional. I'll take a part of 11:33's comment. You have a limp dick - see? - a truth. Now eat a dick.

wow That guy look like KEVIN FEDERLINE ex of britney....

wooow
shé looking great!
gotta love her

I hope she finds a nice wealthy businessman from Texas so she can retire into obscurity. Oh to not have to view another assinine movie trailer or hear her warble another butchered remake.

I hope she finds a nice wealthy businessman from Texas so she can retire into obscurity. Oh to not have to view another assinine movie trailer or hear her warble another butchered remake.

reasons i loathe this one: 1) little sister (enough said); 2) family's long-standing association with lane garrison; 3) association with (fucked) johnny knoxville; 4) from texas; 5) exactly why people hate americans.

She doesn't have a brain.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Jessica is simply one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Is she trying to act again?X17 ,you and you're buddy JOE SUCK.STAGED!!!

Nick cheated on her so many times. The last time was with an ugly 18 year old chick that went to USC. He was insecure b/c of Jessica's beauty and fame. She dumped him, good for her. Take out the trash! It's hard letting your first love go but he was no good.

I hate Nick Lachey! Great that she got rid of him. LOL!

Nick Lachey is still embarrassed and hurt by what she did to him publicly. Nick may be with Vanessa, but I believe he’s secretly jealous that Jessica has bad headlines about her movies, BUT he has bad headlines about being nasty with Vanessa. Nick’s girlfriend is a media-whore that will DO anybody that can help her to get her photo taken.

Jessica is still pretty, still free, has more money, and even though she’s not that great at everything she does, she still gets MORE opportunities handed down to her. Nick Lachey is being offered NOTHING.

Jealousy is a bitch isn’t it Nick. Grow up dude. Jessica can be irritating sometimes. But she was smart enough to leave your ass and move on. She doesn’t write, sing, or mention ANYTHING about YOU. Jessica doesn’t try to defend herself or the men that she’s with, or her friends, or where she’s been--which for you Nick would be ‘going NOWHERE’ I mean how many flights to nowhere can one man take with his whore—

Again, it’s called MOVING ON Nick Lachey!! And Jessica is really doing it in life don’t you think. You go Jessica! And I don’t even like you that much woman.

u all are just a bunch of haters, Jessica is one of the most sweetest,an down to earth celebrities out there, prob the most-and all u haters would be mesmerized if u actually got a chance to meet her-ur just jealous no one hates that much without loving too