Jessica Simpson Photos & Pics | Jess And John Do A Little St. Patty's Day Partying

March 19, 2007 6:52 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

This is the most boring couple ever, and Jessica Simpson is a rude prude in person!

March 19, 2007 7:06 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

golden showers hahaha and they asked when the wedding date was hahaha ask john about the gay rumors. next time he says hi gary, ask him if thats his secret boyfriend. hes such a sell out i can stand it. jessica.... HE IS GAY. ask your daddy all about it, he knows. hahaaha karma is a bittttttttch johnny. i hope your ex lovers write a book about you soon...before your wedding.

March 19, 2007 7:07 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

i think they look cute 2gether!!

March 19, 2007 7:24 AM

Posted by: s

who is tipping you guys off of their wereabouts? Seems awfuly strange you guys seem to be everywhere these 2 go. Me thinkin' that this couple wants more exposure and is in fact the culprit tiping you guys off to where they'll be at.

March 19, 2007 7:32 AM

Posted by: ty

She has a very masculine face with a very unattractive bumpy nose. It's obvious someone is tipping you off to their whereabouts. How would paparatzzi know to be outside of a house party in the hills?

March 19, 2007 7:48 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

She looks good with the brown hair.

March 19, 2007 8:01 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

whos the chick playin bouncer? WTF? Are you new? Thats how it works. They are celebs, their photo gets taken and yes they are obviously able to leave ok. John even says "thanks for making room"

Dear bouncer lady, thank goodness you were there to protect J&J...Loser.

March 19, 2007 8:32 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Are these some before and after pics?he looks "out of it" in some.Yeah they're fake ;anyone who use their noggin can see ,like has been posted here,that the paps are being paid to document these two.

March 19, 2007 8:37 AM

Posted by: Morgan

so fake..these two are losers who need the pap's to follow their moves, b/c they (more her so, then him) are going NOWHERE. She's got NOTHING left..she can't sing, she can't act - and she looks AWFUL. He could do SO much better than this fat transvestite looking pig.

March 19, 2007 9:04 AM

Posted by: ana

jess, call me. i can hem your pants for you.

March 19, 2007 9:04 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

They must be before and after pics;in the second one ,where he looks stoned,it also looks like he dribbled on his pants.Guess he had to do it with his host to score the drugs

March 19, 2007 9:51 AM

Posted by: beckstar1982

i think they look like twins on the top photo! weird!

March 19, 2007 11:15 AM

Posted by: SuspiciousActivity

Why do they always arrive separately, yet leave together?

And on top of that, I live in Hollywood and have been invited to a few celebrity house parties. I have NEVER seen the paps like that up at somebody's house in the Hills.

"Somebody" must've tipped them off that J&J were coming.

Wonder who would have done that?

Hm......

March 19, 2007 11:18 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

They look great together!! I LovE Jessica! She is a beautiful person inside and out!

March 19, 2007 11:20 AM

Posted by: anonymous

Jessica Your Hott and beautiful!!

March 19, 2007 12:34 PM

Posted by: rainbow eyes

Jess looks cute as usual.

More Johnica please!!!

March 19, 2007 12:53 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

jESSICA & jOHN ARE ONE SEXY COUPLE! lOVE HER!

March 19, 2007 2:37 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

God, they are neither cute nor sexy. Jessica's peeps need to quit posting bullshit.

March 19, 2007 3:29 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

Ahh, the publicity whores out and about begging for attention again.
Mayer looks stone out of his mind I hope he did'nt hit anyone on the way home, if he does he'll just pay his way out of it like the dirt bag he is.
Looks like he got wet during his golden showers distrubution tonight.

March 19, 2007 5:49 PM

Posted by: Joe

Jessica looks much better as a blonde.

March 19, 2007 8:32 PM

Posted by: tyra

I love johnica!!!!
they areso cute together
they look happy and comfortable witheach other =)

March 19, 2007 9:46 PM

Posted by: ashleyk

Your beard (jessica) is enough. Lose the stache, Adam Morrison!

March 19, 2007 10:15 PM

Posted by: Fuck you

Fuck! She IS pregnant! Ho, why are you trying to hide it now since it's gonna come out soon?

These two losers need to stop calling up people to follow them around in order to keep their names on people's minds. They have nothing to offer and are desperate trying to not be forgotten. Forget them!! Such mofos annoy the fuck outta me!

March 19, 2007 11:08 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I thought they might be attending a secret meeting to plan a rally for the "Waiting on the World to Change" club. Oh,no, that would mean they would have to DO SOMETHING besides shop, eat out, and get spa treatments. ps classy not to even bring the hosts' a bottle of wine or flowers. Mayer, stay away from NPR from now on; you cleary don't belong.

March 19, 2007 11:09 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

I thought they might be attending a secret meeting to plan a rally for the "Waiting on the World to Change" club. Oh,no, that would mean they would have to DO SOMETHING besides shop, eat out, and get spa treatments. ps classy not to even bring the hosts' a bottle of wine or flowers. Mayer, stay away from NPR from now on; you clearly don't belong.

March 19, 2007 11:13 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

That would be the only way Jessica could keep a man, trap one through pregnacy.
What big time losers-these two are a waste of space.
waiting on the messy hollywood divorce-it's going to be good.

March 19, 2007 11:36 PM

Posted by: Shan

These two pieces of Hollywood publicity whores do not care about the world to change all they want is the money so they can continue the life style of eating out and shopping like the asswipes they are, but not with my money they can get their drugs off of someone else's money.
Notice she looks as stone as he does.
Hollywood garbage that's no better than the rest of the trash out their.

March 20, 2007 1:17 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

ERiN!

March 20, 2007 5:46 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

X-17 your pictures are awesome I love this site.
In that second picture Mayer look like a total ass wipe, a retard get help you sick freak.
No one care about you any more I hope no one go to your crap concerts go to rehab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your family should be ashamed of you and that thing.

March 20, 2007 6:40 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Did they actually arrive seperately?

March 20, 2007 7:42 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Can we puh-leeez get the real deal about these two? I just don't understand what is going on. And don't say nothing...Yes, there is something they are trying to feed the public or the media...this isn't what it appears at face value. BUT I am not sure when they are going to expose their little plan? Any ideas?

March 20, 2007 7:45 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

And Jessica is losing her looks....

March 20, 2007 9:17 AM

Posted by: Anonymous

Mayer wants to pretend he's not gay and Jessica wants to pretend someone is actually interested in her =fugs n jugs

fake

March 21, 2007 3:30 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

How is Jessica being rude??? The photographers are the rude ones flashing cameras in their face!

March 21, 2007 3:32 PM

Posted by: Anonymous

It's REALLY funny that the people who have such negative things to say are the people actually looking up pics of Jessica and John!! If you don't like them then why do you even bother to look up their pics in the first place? Obviously you are fascinated by them!!!

March 25, 2007 6:52 AM

Posted by: Adult Friend Finder Canada

Your beard (jessica) is enough. Lose the stache, Adam Morrison!

April 29, 2007 11:10 AM

Posted by: Jonglly