Jess and John Joined At The Hip

I have loved John since I saw him on The Chappelle Show. Hilarious!

They both look incredibly bored with each other. Does anyone really think this relationship will last any longer than her marriage...?
No, probably not. Why does John always look so pale and tired? They are such a dull couple, I don't know why anyone bothers even taking their photos.
If anyone saw that recent Saturday Night Live sketch, it was spot on and hilariously funny!

Sorry, They will not last very long.

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Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others!

He looks like my ex when he was deep into drugs. The pale skin and dark reddened eyes. Nasty! Both of them.

I SERIOUSLY do not understand what people see in Jessica Simpson.

SO WHAT she is attractive and rich, is that all that REALLY matters in this world? what she did to Nick was WRONG and how can anybody support her and her family's selfish ways?

Jessica seems to be a VERY, VERY ugly person on the inside. Jessica has proven OVER and OVER who she REALLY is.
(and her family TRUE intentions have been exposed). This Family is after one thing and one thing only: MONEY!!!

funny, how at one time this family claimed to be SO into God and now it's like he does not even exist in their world anymore.

He has to be one of the ugliest guys in Hollywood---or anywhere else for that matter. I cannot figure out how she goes from Nick Lachey to that. I'm so glad Nick seems so much happier than Jessica. She screwed up big time with that one!!! What a dumbass!

Did they not get the memo that no one cares about PR relationship? Back out gracefully while you can.

He has to be one of the ugliest guys in Hollywood---or anywhere else for that matter. I cannot figure out how she goes from Nick Lachey to that. I'm so glad Nick seems so much happier than Jessica. She screwed up big time with that one!!! What a dumbass!

They're coming to Montreal wedensday which is where I live!!! Party time!

Stupid.

I Love John as a singer, and Jessica? she's always trying, but what a poor stupid country woman.

I'm BETTER.
... and I have money too
HAHAH

=P

If comparing yourself to these girls helps your selfesteem, whatever you need girl!!! I find it sad...and I have no money!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. FUG and JUGS SUCK!!! Very ugly couple.. Post some Nick pictures..

do these two ever stay in? it seems that they are always going to a bar/restaurant/club. it's almost like okay if noone has seen them together in 1 or 2 days they have to go somewhere public to be seen. they know exactly what they are doing. this seems to be the only way to keep jessica in the limelight what the hell else has she done? i don't know either of them personally for all i know they are both wonderful people.i do like his music though.
good luck to them i guess............

He's right, it was Ray Knight. Props to JM!!

I think I heard her say "I love you" (which is kinda weird since they are about to get in the car together), but did he say it back? It sounds like she said that and he said "Ok, I'll see you at the car." Can anyone else hear what he said?

You sad women. Yeah right, he's so ugly you, but you're so damn upset and jealous.

Nick Lachey isn't all that hot, honestly. He's just typical and probably somebody you guys would date.

John is way more talented (a million times more talented) and he isn't bad to look at either, I mean she used to look at Nick with his no neck and big nose, so I figure she shouldn't have a probably looking at John.

And how can you tell he's bored with her? Bored with the paparrazi more like it. And she wasn't saying she loved John, stupid ass who needs to believe John Mayer doesn't like Jessica (sad, delusional), she was saying it to someone else, probably someone she knew in the place she was coming from, if it was even her, because there's another woman around, you can hear her voice when she talks about being in Sydney, Australia once too.

Get over it, they're a couple and look like they are having fun together.

he may be a very talented singer/songwriter but he's lacking in the looks dept for sure.

Nick and Nessa pictures PLEASE!!!!! No more FUGS N JUGS!!!!

Look, I was just asking a damn question because I didn't hear what she said clearly. No one is delusional or in denial. You need to calm down!

They are so cute so down to earth, so freakin normal. Awisley what seems normal to u guys that comment here wont last.... they are both good lookin, young and have achived so much more than many others, hope this will last!

JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS!

NICK and NESSA PICS PLEASE!!!! No more FUGS and JUGS!!!

JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS!

JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS!

JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS!

KEEP POSTING PICS OF THIS COUPLE X17!!! THEY ARE HOT

JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS!

KEEP POSTING PICS OF THIS COUPLE X17!!! THEY ARE HOT

They are a great couple. I've liked both of them for years esp. Jessica. I have to say that she looks so happy and im happy for her. oh yea..her watch is so fabolous! does anyone know what kind it is?

jess is a beautiful person on the inside and out. i totally respect her and everything she does. fame seems to be the least important thing to her now. she wants to work on her relationships to make sure they last. i love them together. they seem to understand each other and enjoy being together. you rock jess and your fans love you!

They are so fake ,it's laughable.what's more funny is that they actually have some people fooled.Like someone wrote earlier,all they do is go to restaurants to be photographed,with the paps waiting,and if that doesn't get enough attention,he stands there all alone drawing them in case they missed the tip off!

"she wants to work on her relation hahaha haha" when they hire razzi to follow them everywhere on tour. Her carreer has gone nose dive she has to go places where she know she will be photographed. They are both publicity Whores. She is just famous to be famous. She cannt act or sing

"she wants to work on her relation hahaha haha" when they hire razzi to follow them everywhere on tour. Her carreer has gone nose dive she has to go places where she know she will be photographed. They are both publicity Whores. She is just famous to be famous. She cannt act or sing

Where is her house located at in Beverly Hills? Anyone know?

They look happy. Good. That's all we all really want isn't it?

They look happy. Good. That's all we all really want isn't it?

i never thought john was hot until that video! he's funny too. jessica looks gorgeous. but why so private? i like celebs like brittany, what are they hiding? or is it the mysteriousness that gets their publicicty.

i never thought john was hot until that video! he's funny too. jessica looks gorgeous. but why so private? i like celebs like brittany, what are they hiding? or is it the mysteriousness that gets their publicicty.

1ST.CHECK OUT SNL SPOOF ON JESSICA DUMBASS AND MASTER JOHN. AN INTIMATE MOMENT WITH THEM,PRICELESS,LOL. SNL NAILED IT RIGHT ON. 2ND.I WONDER IF JESSICA DUMBASS KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THE 1986 WORLD SERIES, HERSELF. SHE SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING AT THE PAPS! 3RD. WHO HAS THAT WHINNY VOICE IN THE BACK GROUND, IT'S SO ANNOYING! JUST LIKE SEEING JESSICA DUMBASS WITH MASTER JOHN. LOL!

you should all stop ranking on jessica and john as their tired of having to be followed all the time and jessica is beautiful inside and out stop being jealous!!

The jealous shit is so stupid, more than half of the world hate Jessica stupid ass no one wants to be in her position. Jessica and her fans seem to have alot in common.
This tired boring ugly couple are big publicity Whores, sniffing for attention everywhere they go. Thats why they will not stay home, because paps are not in their house-very sad couple.
I can't wait untill they get married, because I know a nasty Hollywood divorce
is coming.
Especially since shes running to the alter fast as she can-so desperate.
Heres another K-Fed & Brit.
Mayer is not going to change anyone's mind about her if anything we are changing our mind about him, kinda hate him now.
The Saturday night live spoof about them was so funny. You can see it on SNL site.

They look like hedious Monkeys and I will never like you, some people you will not be able to buy.

They don't look bored. FGS they are just coming out of a restarant with photogs snapping away. If they acted up they'd be accused of attention seeking.

They are simply dignified. Why should they stop going out.

She looked much better with blonde hair.

Seriously I've been out of the country and I had no internet. I don't know much about this guy but HE IS UGLY. Wow Jess is getting OLD!

I really do not like them and never will-I wish they would vanish.
Just proves John is buying attention and no one wants to see them.
I believe their hired people are putting up alot of these post.
I think Jessica is ugly just my opinion.

If the jealous shit was so stupid then you should stop being so damn jealous. These are two, minding their own business, traveling around the world together, having sex, having fun, making music, making money and y'all jealous ass are pissed off.

Because think about it, what has Jessica Simpson done to really piss anyone off? Nothing. She got a divorce from a man she wasn't in love with. Big deal, didn't affect anyone but her and Nick. She was a virgin before she got married 'cuz she was listening to her stupid parents tell her it would make her marriage better and love greater. She found out that wasn't true so she got a divorce and decided it's best to sample the goods first. Good for her. Her music ain't that great, neither is Britney's but she still has fans and loo at how Britney is pissing her life away. Britney deserves the anger, Jessica is 25 and living her life.

She is soooo annoying!! I do not know what he is doing with that airhead and people think she has such a great style when she doesnt, when they were in Austrailia she was wearing a red tent! He could do so much better!!!

The Simpsons love to suck on lollipops

I THINK SHE IS SICKENING TO. I SAW THE REALITY SHOW. SHE IS KIND OF ANNOYING. I THINK HE SHOULD TAKE HIS TIME. DONT GO FOR THE ILLUSIONS. ILLUSIONS CAN CHANGE ON YOU, ONCE YOU GET SUCKERED IN.