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Jess Dresses To Impress

JSIMPSONFRED102407_13.jpgJSIMPSONFRED102407_06.jpgJSIMPSONFRED102407_11.jpgWe had to rag on Jessica's vintage fixation yesterday - but we have to admit that she sure cleans up nice! Papa Joe's eldest daughter was looking classy as all get-out as she stopped by Frederick's of Hollywood's red-carpet event (with her faithful friend Ken Paves coming along for the ride). But don't let her slinky a-line sheath fool you - Jess may have broken out her little black dress, but she was flashing her pearly whites whenever her fans came calling!



JSIMPSONFRED102407_01.jpgBlue Steel, anyone?

JSIMPSONFRED102407_10.jpgKen's got Jessica's back

JSIMPSONFRED102407_12.jpgHot stuff, comin' through!

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Posted by: z


She looks like a dirty old mop with all those extension!!! FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks like a dirty old mop with all those extensions!!! FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Poor girl will never get a boyfriend if she's always hanging out with her gay hairdresser.

Posted by: Anonymous


Damn, she looks good!!

Posted by: Moon




I sense desperation. I find it bizarre that the only men who stick around are her hairdresser and her dad. Did she get a nose job...if so she needs a refund..her nose looks weird.

Posted by: Anonymous


I sense desperation. I find it bizarre that the only men who stick around are her hairdresser and her dad. Did she get a nose job...if so she needs a refund..her nose looks weird.

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks so jaded in the posed picture. The second picture makes her look so desperate for attention that she seems to be lunging at the fan.
So sad!

Posted by: Loki's Emissary


Ditzy or not, she looks beautiful. Not skanky. Take note Ms. Spears.

Posted by: Anonymous


SHE LOOKS HIGH, TACKY AND DESPERATE

OH WAIT - SHE IS!

SHE LOOKS HIGH, TACKY AND DESPERATE

OH WAIT - SHE IS!

Posted by: NARC


she looks like a porn star with those extensions. SHE SCREAMS DESPERATION AND FAKENESS WRITTEN ALL HER APPEARANCE.

why is she news anywaysssssssss!!!!!!!

Posted by: give me a break


omg she looks so beautiful in these pics. love her.

Posted by: Anonymous


NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS BITCH. SHE REMINDS ME OF THE DISNEY CHARACTER GOOFY.

Posted by: Anonymous


hahaha she is happy for that one paid fan to shout her name. She must have remembered she was once famous for been famous. SHE HAS BEEN CELEB

Posted by: honesty


God you people kill me with your half ass jealous comments. You know this girl looks damn perfect..fat asses sitting behind your Blue Hippo computer all day with nothing better to do than make nasty comments on celebs. What losers..

Posted by: honest girl


she really is a weird looking woman. Her face photographs very weird depending on the angle. I can't put my finger on exactly what the issue is, but sometimes she looks pretty and sometimes she looks very horsey or something.

Posted by: Anonymous


are you guys jealous of her extensions????

Posted by: Anonymous


Thanks honest girl!! What you said is sooo true! Jessica doesn't look desperate at all! and hey all you double posters: Practice patience... nobody wants to read your Same comment twice.

Posted by: sun


Wow, I'm a female and I have to say that she looks beautiful. She's a beautiful girl. Britney, Paris, etc..they all wear extentions too. She looks clean & pretty.
Not nasty and ratty like Britney.

Posted by: Anonymous


Honest Girl and Sun

Right on... Blue Hippo... LMAO!!!!

Jess is a natural beauty, flawless.

______________________________________

Hey NARC - Are you single?

Posted by: Just asking


10.07 No we are not jelous of her extension, we point out the truth! nobody gives a shit of her anymore, she is all FAKE and DESPERATE to mantain her remaining 15mins by calling the paps and papa joe whoring her out.

Posted by: truth hurts


Hey Truth Hurts... here's some pain for you.

WHY ARE YOU NOT PHOTOGRAPHED AND POSTED?

Because you are a nobody and nobody gives a shit about YOU. Jessica is a celebrity. That's it....

Posted by: Anonymous


She's not a bad looking girl although she has some weird features i.e. her nose and her mouth. Unfortunately, she does come off as desperate. I don' think she realizes how pathetic she really looks.

Posted by: Anonymous


looking very sexy!!

Posted by: www.teambritney.com


ANYONE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS IF THEY HAVE HAD AS MUCH PaLSTIC SURGERY ON THEIR FACE AS JESSICA. SHE HAS HAD ALOT OF PLASTIC SURGERY SINCE 1999. FOR PROOF JUST GO TO INSTYLE MAGAZINE (WWW.INSTYLE.COM) - CLICK ON STAR FINDER.
JESSICA'S 1999 PICTURE IS WHAT THE REAL JESSICA LOOKS LIKE BEFORE ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY. SHE'S A TOTAL PHONY, SHE ACTS LIKE HER SISTER IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS HAD WORK DONE. THE ONLY THING THAT STILL MAY BE ORIGINALLY HERS IS HER BREASTS. EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN BOUGHT AND PAID FOR AT A PLASTIC SURGEON'S OFFICE.

Posted by: Lisa


10.17

Because i have life as a nurse. jessica is a has been celeb and a media whore who has no talent, everything she does suck thats why she has to pose and pays paps for ATTENTION and fool dumps assess like you

Posted by: truth hurts


10.17

Because i have life as a nurse. jessica is a has been celeb and a media whore who has no talent, everything she does suck thats why she has to pose and pays paps for ATTENTION and fool dumbs assess like you

Posted by: truth hurts




She needs to get a job.

Posted by: Ooba Gooba


skanky gross desperate annoying pig

Posted by: jersey


she gain weight , arms, stomach, uhh her body is not skinny jessica face it ¡¡

Posted by: Anonymous


10:17. Here's a clue for you. Not everyone wants to be famous!! At least "truth hurts" is out there making a difference in peoples lives. Jessica doesnt do anything but flash her horse face around at random events!

Posted by: Anonymous


Dear Truth Hurts -

Can you understand the words coming out of my mouth?

You're a nurse and you can't even speak - I hope you are not in charge of saving lives cause if you went to school they would have taught you to write and speak properly...

As far as your comment - that's your opinion. My opinion is that everyone who thinks she's not as pretty as she really is is jealous. You know it's true.

Posted by: The "real" truth


get ur own style bitch ! stop copying britney , u'll never be her u have to understand that fucking jobless bitch ur songs suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !

Posted by: Anonymous


get ur own style bitch ! stop copying britney , u'll never be her u have to understand that fucking jobless bitch ur songs suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !

Posted by: Anonymous


get ur own style bitch ! stop copying britney , u'll never be her u have to understand that fucking jobless bitch ur songs suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !

Posted by: Anonymous


10:33 - She's a celebrity, her chosen field just as the nurse chose hers. Why are you minding my business anyway... start your own conversation. Here let me start it for you:

I am jealous of those who are prettier than I am... like my neighbor, my better looking friends and even some gay guys...

Posted by: That's all


Hey 10:36-37

What, I didn't hear you the first time...

Britney wishes she looked this good.

Idiot...

Posted by: Anonymous


she would kill to look like QUEEN B. but she'll never will! stop trying honey , britney is a world famous singer and ur......i dont know actually hahahahahaha

Posted by: Anonymous


britney wannabe and never will be

Posted by: Anonymous


britney wannabe and never will be

Posted by: Anonymous


britney wannabe and never will be

Posted by: Anonymous


ANYONE WOULD LOOK THIS WAY IF THEY HAD THEIR FACE INJECTED WITH BOTOX AND RESTALYNE, BODY INJECTIONS TO DISSOLVE FAT/CELLUITE AND HAIR EXTENIONS! SO EVERYONE SAVE YOUR MONEY AND SPEND IT ON YOURSELVES NOT ON THIS DUMBASS!

Posted by: pep


britney wannabe and never will be

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks good until she opens her mouth. She has ugly teeth and her face looks distorted when she smiles and when she has her mouth hanging open.

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY WONNA BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I have to laugh, atleast Britney is an entertainer and jess mmmmmmm im DITZY by shoes and make up

Posted by: anonymous


wow all you britney fanatics are messed in the head - the jaded following their leader. britney wannabe? who the hell would want to be that trainwreck of a mess? and "Queen B" refers to what exactly? Queen Biatch? Queen of Buntcake? Queen Blah? Queen Buttugly? Queen Breakdown?

jessica looks stunning and classy. her extensions look great. lots of young ladies have their hair long like that now. also - people who keep talking about all her plastic surgery - which of you looked identical now to when you were a teenager? people mature, change, lose the baby fat and most women thin out in their faces. stop being so jealous and just give the girl a break. she looks good.

Posted by: Anonymous


Lets thank the "real" truth!!! Well said!

Posted by: sun


she looks like a Male horse

Posted by: anonymous


11:00

Perfectly put.

Posted by: Anonymous


Can she even sing still????????????

Posted by: Anonymous


Can she even sing still????????????

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey kids... seriously... there is No need to double post!!! Practice patience!

Posted by: annoyed with the double posts


1. Britney Spears = lipsyncer
2. Christina Aguilera = amazing voice
3. Jessica Simpson = ???? desperate

CAN SHE STILL SING ?????????????????

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks so skanky. Poor girl. Washed up has been before she even turns 30.

Posted by: Anonymous


DOUBLE POST HAHAHAHAHAHA
DOUBLE POST HAHAHA NANA
HA HA NA NA NA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DOUBLE POSTER


DOUBLE POST HAHAHAHAHAHA
DOUBLE POST HAHAHA NANA
HA HA NA NA NA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DOUBLE POSTER


11:13

Yes Christina is an amazing talent but I don't understand what you are asking as far as "CAN SHE STILL SING?" Who are you talking about?

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey thats all... there is no jealousy here. I'm confident in my own skin! Anyone who is a Jessica Skankson fan is a moron wrapped in an idiot;) You fit that description wonderfully:)

Posted by: Anonymous


Duh Jessica of course? this is jessica post. I truley belive that jessica is screwed because she's trying to act but she can't. And as far as her music career goes, she SUCKS AT THAT TOOOOO.

Jessica is FUCKED

Posted by: Anonymous


11:21

That's the exact answer I was expecting from an ignorate fool as yourself.

Nice talking to you.

Posted by: THAT'S ALL


HAS BEEN!!! Now she is resorting to country music to get some kind of career going....LOSER!!!

I vote to put her on the surreal life!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I'm glad I made your expectations;) Just putting out what you have been giving me! I have to go to work now instead of wasting my time talking to a couch potato. Get a life and a job!

Posted by: Anonymous




I never understand why some people think she's pretty. She looks like a man with wacky eyes, weird mouth and teeth. She annoyed the hell out of me since the first day out, no need to mention her creepy vulgar daddy, fake plastic sister and this nasty gay hairdresser. She can't act, can't sing, just desperately want to extend her 15 min reality show fame to shoes and hair extentions. Jessuckkk, please just go away!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Jessica is fake, she is desperate for attention and just because you feel that way doesn't mean that your fat, or jealous of her. She failed in her relationships because she's spoiled, selfish, and a tramp!She's failing as a movie star because she can't act, and she's has zero star power!

Posted by: Anonymous


ewww....gross....they don't even know how creepy they are! so creepy

Posted by: Anonymous


Desperate wannabe, keep blasting out shes rich and calling photogs to take her picture, because she needs a man now. Nick and John moved on with their life and got real sweet down to earth women and now are much, much happier.
This tramp is still hanging on to Ken for two reasons.
1. She can't brush her own hair, when ken put the wig pieces in, they start looking like a rats ass on Jessic.
2. He is the only man that will get close to her, yes a paid worker. Sometimes he looks like he is sick of her. This tranny will bring down any man in a relationship with her.

Posted by: Anonymous


plastic surgery or not, the girl does look good!!!

Posted by: Elda


she has the flatest asss ever omg she is such a horse face and when she kisses somebody she looks like a fish well she gets lip injections so she always looks like one she is a whoree she wasnt a virgin before she met Nick it was all make believe shyyt and that is why she is where she is now lol poor thing she looks like ur everyday fake blond headed hooooo

Posted by: she looks fat even witht hat black dress on poor thing losing the only thing that can make her money


They both look nasty and creepy. JS is so pathetic with her advertisments of her body. She looks stupid in that pose.
They are putting fake fans out again. Give it up JS you are not going to get Mayer back.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney looks amazing, and Jess' beauty can't even compare!

Posted by: Princess of Denmark


I AM A HUGE FAN!SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!I ABSOLUTLY LOVE HER!SHE IS VERY CLASSY!ONE MORE THING SHE IS NOT AN HAS BEEN DUMB ASS'S!

Posted by: MICHELLE


Dateless like usual. She should just marry a gay guy like Katie Holmes.

Posted by: Anonymous


I bet with u that she isnt a BRITNEY WANNABE... Shit...who even wants to be like Britney Spears?

WAKE UP LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRR


JESSICA IS HOTTTTNNNEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



BRITNEY WISHES SHE LOOKED THAT GOOD


WISHES.............



Can everyone pretend she is not famous for a moment? Take away her celebrity status...This girl is plain gorgeous. Most celeb women were trolls before they come to Hollywood and get work done. Jessica has always been a beautiful girl.

Posted by: Anonymous


1st pic, see those toes???
good lord... all i wanna do is suck on them!!!!!!

Posted by: iwoulddoherinanewyorkminute


Desperado why don't you come to your senses.

Posted by: Anonymous


x17,it looks like you guys are on the payroll{like we didn't know that already].Why rehash these 2 day old pics of this slutting cokehead?was there a bonus involved?

Posted by: Anonymous


Jessica Simpson is HOTT!... =)


www.myspace.com/ronk73

Posted by: Mr. Ron K.


yummy!

Posted by: Nick


I wish I was still with her...

Posted by: nick lachey


SHE IS A NICE GIRL AND SHE IS ALONE LIKE VERY MUCH PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD

Posted by: GISEL


damn i dont see why people hate on her i do sense alot of jealousy people dis on stars like her bcuz there lowlifes or either plan ugly hah

JESSICA SIMPSON&BRITNEY SPEARS #1

Posted by: hmmm


WOW people, why do you hate so much on one person. She has made mistakes just like we all do everyday. WE are not in the every day spotlight of having people waiting with cameras following us around and making allogations just by taking pictures of us. Just think if we did and then think of what people would make out of your lives.

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