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Jess Gets Down & Dirty

JSIMPSON091907_01.jpgJessica Simpson JSIMPSON091907_07.jpgWe caught Jessica Simpson passed out on the sidewalk with a bottle in her hands - no, really! Of course, it was all for art; Jess was just filming another scene for her upcoming part in Major Movie Star. And besides, the bottle in question was full of Dom - would Jess settle for any less?



JSIMPSON091907_24.jpgWhy, hello!

JSIMPSON091907_25.jpgWe hear Jess joins the army in this one...

JSIMPSON091907_05.jpg...but as hot as she's lookin', we're the ones standing at attention!

What a crazy-looking movie!

SEE MORE:
  >   Jessica's Dog Daisy Taken By Coyote! - Sep 14, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica's Back From Brazil! - Sep 13, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Simpson Escapes From LA! - Aug 09, 2009
  >   Jessica Needs To Wash That Man Right Out Of Her Hair...AND Just Wash Her Hair - Aug 08, 2009
  >   Jessica & Ken Cause All Sorts Of Chaos At Beso! - Aug 06, 2009

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Posted by: Iam who Iam

1st! woot!



Posted by: Anonymous

1st!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Iam who Iam

GO FUCK YOURSELF CUNT.



Posted by: BBperfume

Even if eevryone do not thionk Jessica is a major movie star in real life, but hey at least she's making her big bucks to keep up with her life style.. us normal folks can dream of 7 figures as we work from 9 to 5!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Worst actress EVER!!!!!!!!!!! She's a joke!



Posted by: Anonymous

Worst actress EVER!!!!!!!!!!! She's a joke!



Posted by: aaron

she is hooooooot



Posted by: Bronwen Giuseppin

I hate this bitch..dumb blonde



Posted by: Jessica

who cares! Jessica is OVER! nobody cares about what she does. Jessica has been over since she decided that she did not want to be married to Nick. I used to be a HUGE fan of ms. Simpson until I watched her show Newlyweds. JESSICA CAN'T ACT TO SAVE HER LIFE.



Posted by: Aretha

Love her



Posted by: Raven is Back

its not "major movie star" she's making the remake to "Private Benjamin" and thats what the movie title is and will be when it comes out. Seems Jessica just cant get anything original these days. she has to look at stuff thats already been made.. just to make it look worst.. honestly they should have tried to get Goldie Hawns daughter to do the remake after her moms starring role in the film. but hey they settled for young, dumb and cheap and while after shoots she drinks cum.

jessica is a waste of time and nothing but a struggling nut-pocket



Posted by: Raven is Back

its not "major movie star" she's making the remake to "Private Benjamin" and thats what the movie title is and will be when it comes out. Seems Jessica just cant get anything original these days. she has to look at stuff thats already been made.. just to make it look worst.. honestly they should have tried to get Goldie Hawns daughter to do the remake after her moms starring role in the film. but hey they settled for young, dumb and cheap and while after shoots she drinks cum.

jessica is a waste of time and nothing but a struggling nut-pocket



Posted by: boredatwork

This movie should have been made with Kate Hudson & called Private Benjamin II. btw Jess's toes arehanging off the ends of her shoes :{



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica is getting lots of film roles,
britney cant even get her foot in a directors door to his office.

NOOOOOONE WILL HIRE BRITNEY FOR SQUAT!!
NO PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT
NO FILM ROLES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING..SHES POISON AND SNUBBED IN HOLLYWOOD!



Posted by: Anonymous

She passes out in the street and wakes up with every hair in place? Who directed this?



Posted by: anonymous

Why is the media torturing us with these washed up has-beens (Britney, Jessica Spears, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan).

Please, someone, get a clue. Make these losers GO AWAY.



Posted by: Anonymous

Who gives a fuck that she has money, money isn't everything. Stop using she's better than us as an excuse. If you're a woman on here that can think for yourself and doesn't need her parents to carry you, then you're a lot better than this skank!



Posted by: Anonymous

Yikes! Even from these few pics and short video, this looks like it will be horrid! It will likely go right to DVD, just like the other movie she recently filmed (Blonde Ambition) which apparently was PUTRID!!



Posted by: Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson


If I give some of you FREE tickets to her movie or concerts .... will you PLEASE GO !!

What about ASSlee ? is she Hot enough for you ?

O.K .... I won't let them do interviews .



Posted by: ANONYMOUS

so f*cking hooot!!


GOTTA LOVE HER



Posted by: pep

JUST LIKE DUMBASS'S OTHER MOVIE, BLONDE AMBITION, GOING,GOING,GONE TO NOWHERE OR STRAIGHT TO DVD, NOT EVEN. DON'T SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY ON THIS DUMBASS! DUMBASS GO AWAY AND MARRY YOUR HAIRDRESSER!



Posted by: ANONYMOUS

Team Jessica

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Posted by: do you care

loving her

she is looking so damn cute lately


better than the shit of Britney and lindsay



Posted by: Lita

At least she has her shit together more than alot of the young actresses. She has clothing lines, shoes, hair, you name it she has it. She is a business woman whether you want to admit it or not. She carries herself like a lady also. You don't ever see her going out acting like a fuckin skank like most of the other girls her age. Damn give the girl some credit.



Posted by: Jessica

Jessica carries herself like a lady? I THINK NOT! If Jessica was a lady, she would not have to flaunt her chest like she does.
Jessica is a business woman ONLY because she wants money from her "fans". I was a fan at one time until I began to realize that Jessica and her family are ONLY out for money and NOTHING else.
Jessica is just as low as the rest of them, just because she is not an alcoholic or a drug addict does not make her better than anyone.

EARTH TO JESSICA FANS SHE ONLY WANTS YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!! AND SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT HER NEXT SHOPPING SPREE!



Posted by: Raven is Back

lita,
back up abit jessica doesnt have that she has peeps working that its called " her marketing team" jessica doesnt know a dam thing about fashion design, remember she shops and buys her clothes lol, shoes ? now when in hell did you hear this dimwit talking about the composition of a sole? hair? she has hair stylist and wears extentions( AKA whitegirl weave) jessica is even being pimped out by her own dad. If she was successful she would have a guy at her side left and right instead of "playing the field" she has no one. no one wants her. that "dumb blonde" look is failing fast since paris has finally counted it as 'not cool".. jessica is only being used as Tits and Flat ass in movies. she's going down the path to "has-been" soo fast its all finally catching up to her.. she's a walk around town looking for some guy to take care of her. next to slut word= jessica simpson.. the bootycall girl, the hotel room vistor, the escort.. next up daddy will be asking her to go ahead and show nudes of the plastic boobies, hell her sister is already going out giving lap dances.. cant you see a trend? the simpson sisters are trying to get america to sweat them and its failing ! lol

/points gun at team jessica says "silicone tits means you're a fake bitch" gun shot

forum drive-by



Posted by: anonymous

Fuck off Raven. If you want to preach a sermon, go to church.

Jessica sucks.



Posted by: Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson


I agree , Jessica should just do porn & get it over with , the family is running out of money as the public finally realizes there is no talent , intelligence or beauty .



Posted by: Not Raven mad unlike..Raven

Oh dear Raven is back. Dedicated Jessica Simpson blog stalker.
I think she salivated when she saw this blog post.



Posted by: michelle

Somebody tell this bimbo SHE CANT ACT!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Hyde

Her costume, expressions....this looks like a porno.



Posted by: The Pink Bikini (Whose Secret Identity Can Never Be Revealed)

HA! You're all just jealous! Jealous!! JEALOUS!!!

He's more of man than any of you will ever be.


(Yeah, me again, still trying to delude myself that I'm not in love with her. Things are getting worse though. Last night I rented "Employee of The Month" which in itself is fairly bad, but even worse (Oh God the shame!) I actually thought it was really funny! And at the bit where Jess has got those huge fake ears on, I went "Awwww" out loud!

I realise now that there's no place for a person like me in modern society, so I am of course going to do the decent thing and kill myself. Well, I will (no, I really will!) but somebody said that "Blonde Ambition" has just been released on DVD, and you wouldn't want me to go to my grave without seeing just how bad it is, would you? And why have I written most of this in parentheses?)



Posted by: Anonymous

It is so hard to look at Jessica knowing she already had an abortion and just think she saved herself for marriage.



Posted by: Anonymous

Another FLOP, courtesey of the Simpson family. The non-animated Simpson Family......Can't wait, good times. (Dripping with sarcasim).



Posted by: No we are not jealous, because we don't want to be use like a ho.

So true Raven!!!!!!!!
This piece of fake shit sticks her tits in everyone's face to get attention. Men just use her at night-she has to go to their hotel room. If this movie was free I would NOT go see her shit. This loser has low self-esteem, how can anyone else have respect for her. At least Paris is in control and do not let men use her like a nasty rag then dump her ass. How long before we start seeing you back at JM's side like the well train puppy you are. To bad they can't train you to do a decent movie.



Posted by: Anonymous

This no talent monkey has some hideous looking legs. Kind of tranny like.



Posted by: loser

Her creepy father is right there as always. Does she do anything on her own? He is really creepy..... She needs to ditch him and get better management.



Posted by: Catherine

Despite agreeing with most of these posts, I must say - that dress is gorgeous!

And... what abortion? Do tell!



Posted by: Anonymous

wow if she did have an abortion, that is the lowest a human can ever go.



Posted by: john

shes so amazingly beautiful and i just dont love her for her body i love her as a person i am actually in love with jessica simpson i wish she new that and met me but thats never gonna happen :( but i love her and always will xxxxxxxxxx and i am single and have been since 1 year ago and always gonna be untile jessica gives me a message? xxxxxxx



Posted by: tina

at least she's not like Britney, or Paris or Lindsey.....she's working hard and deserves to shine



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