Jessica Makes It Rain

She looks like Pam Anderson...eeeww!! whatever...wasting my time...

She needs her sagging tits lifted Im sure she can afford it and why is she always hanging out with her hairdresser has she no fucking friends LOSER!!!!!!!

I so wanna put my face in those big tities!

is there anybody care about this HAS BEEN??? stop posting about her, she needs to go a way

no kikky we care about your trailer ass, your big fat smelly trailer ass...feel better loser??

her body may be great BUT!!!! THAT FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUGGIE FUG!!!

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH JESSICA'S FACE. IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SHE LOOK 80. THIS GIRL IS AGING SO FAST I CANT KEEP UP. GET READY FOR A MAJOR FACE LIFT AND THE SKIN COLOR IS AWEFUL. SOMEONE HELP JESS ITS NOT RIGHT TO LOOK THIS UGLY SO SOON.

I hope Romo gets rid of this no talent loser. She is so annoying - and has no friends - always hanging with her plastic hair"stylist". She is such an idiot, I bet she has an education level of a 8 year old. I hate her stupid facial expressions, her creepy minister dad, her horrible career. Just a lame loser. Her sister is a poser too. Both of them should move back to the sticks. Her "country" album will tank and country fans will hate her. She is exactly what that part of the industry hates - a fake, hollywood wannabe who tried to leave the country life. I hope Romo sees the light very soon - before next season.

i hate this chick's face - what a stupid look getting out of the car. what a nerd

I think she looks BEAUTIFUL...all you haters are just jealous of her...there needs to be more positive people posted like Jess than negative like Britney. That is what is wrong with today.....She is georgous!!!!! You go Jess!!!

Jess is a Mess. A loser who 1) copies every guy's style - a la - matching sweat suits on "couples" you unfortunately see together 2) has absolutely no talent 3) can't keep a man - even Mayer - but says "she needs a real man" - who, hopefully, can read for her 4) On that note - an idiot who thinks it's cute to be stupid 5) dumb facial expressions 6) a wierd dad 7) a loser sister (SNL was great). It goes on. Believe me, a lot of us are not jealous. She is an idiot, LA poser

Great hair - but never did go for that Michael Jackson/Sgt. Pepper jacket style.

she looks beautiful here plus i heard her movie that didn't do well here did well in the UK, good for her.

How much did it make in the UK and throughout Europe? 100 bucks, 90 more than in the US. Even with Wilson in it - it tanked. Actually, all of her movies failed - even Dukes. She is done

i am glad that stella got her grove back.

as an aside, you american people are extremely rude. Sitting there behind your computer acting like a tough guy in your house coat with potato chip remains sitting on your belly. I dejavu'd that it was 1950 's and people were still ignorant. YOU are the new generation, make yourselves smatrter and more educated. Youre racist and gastly.

i am glad that stella got her grove back.

as an aside, you american people are extremely rude. Sitting there behind your computer acting like a tough guy in your house coat with potato chip remains sitting on your belly. I dejavu'd that it was 1950 's and people were still ignorant. YOU are the new generation, make yourselves smatrter and more educated. Youre racist and gastly.

i am glad that stella got her grove back.

as an aside, you american people are extremely rude. Sitting there behind your computer acting like a tough guy in your house coat with potato chip remains sitting on your belly. I dejavu'd that it was 1950 's and people were still ignorant. YOU are the new generation, make yourselves smatrter and more educated. Youre racist and gastly.

It's all the orange fake tan junk she's wearing. I mean, WHY??? It does make her look 80.

She looks likes a drag queen doing his/her interpretation of Pamela Lee. Must suck to be her.

wow--she looks great.

She looks great? What planet do you live on. It's winter - even in LA. She is manly and orange.

I think I made more money on my home movie of my dog's birthday. My mom paid me $35 to have copies made for some of her friends. My mom is so sweet! I netted more than Jessica Simpson's movie!

Well, when I was six I sold my Barbie doll and got $5 for it. I also netted more than her movie. LOL

Sitting there behind your computer acting like a tough guy in your house coat
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NAAAA we have the toughest people on the planet...Ali, Tyson, Kimbo, US Military..plus we have enough firepower to make you third worlders our bitches..so go get me a beer while I sit on my PC (U.S. invented), on the Internet (U.S. invented) and make fun of you little tards!!!

Ya know for a "stupid" country we seem to have all the major inventions, more money than ANY other country, better standard of living than most, so my suggestion to you little people in the third world European countries...SUCK MY SWEATY U.S. NUT SACK !

she looks great and i love her coat!!

She looks cute!

Pamela Anderson wishes she looked like this again. Jess looks so pretty, this is a great look for her. Anyone out there bitching and complaining is jealous and bored. Good grief, if I looked like this I would be throwing a party LOL

It sounds like there are alot of people who are insecure and unhappy with themselves, to judge and rip on someone about their looks. Atleast she hasn't been in REHAB, or Acting like a tramp. Sorry if I offended you, those are probably the people you do look up too?

Good grief, if I looked like this I would be throwing a party LOL
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...and I'd be going to that party! :)

Her friend looks very happy in that last shot going for boob. SCORE!

I want to unzip the grey wrapping and get to the two round presents inside. Boiiinnggg!

Is she ever in Nashville working on that album? I know stop laughing!!!

Wow, she really might be a man.

Obviously they can't spell where you're from either...it's actually spelled GHASTLY

Her fans are some of the dumbest on earth proven by the number of inane comments she always gets AND LMAO that anyone would think this chick provokes jealously of any kind. Poor Tony, the idiot doesn't realize or care that Jessica Simpson sucks the life out of her paramour's careers and credibility.

I like her and think she could be doing alot worse things than hanging out with her hairdresser!!! I think she looks fine but you gotta remember we all have days we look better than other days. Give all the negative remarks to the ones who really deserve it... the ones that just want attention whether it be positive or negative. At least she's not with a different man everytime you see her!

I like the pic where he basically has his hand on her tit. Why do homo's think it's okay to grab women's breasts? If that cockroach did that to a woman I knew in my presence he'd (it) would be picking up his teeth off the sidewalk.

Am sorry... Are you calling this thing beautiful??? Ewwww... Really! I can only imagine how you look like...SCAAARYYY!!

Young people!! I just wandered into this conversation and can't not imagine why you (or I) are wasting your time in this kind of mindless discussion. Go get a job or help someone who needs help. Mindlessly critiquing this woman's looks and work is NOT appropriate behavior for productive people--no matter what country they come from. You guys interested in her anatomy--go find a girl friend in real life!

gosh you guys are bad, so much hate towards her. relax people dont get a heart attack. only cuz u guys/gals cant be her dont hate on her.

gosh you guys are bad, so much hate towards her. relax people dont get a heart attack. only cuz u guys/gals cant be her dont hate on her.

AM I IN "THE TWILIGHT ZONE" OR WHAT? DEFINITELY LIKE GRANDMA SAYS 'YOU PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND NEED A LIFE!!

Jess looks great. Stop hating all u losers!!!!!!!

You people really need to stop hating.
Stop hating on her big boobs just because your're flat and saggy. Stop hating on her face just because you're fucking ugly as shit. Stop being jealous that she has a best friend who she has been friends with since she released her first album. Who is she supposed to hang out with? Shitney shears? Herpes Hilton? I don't think so. Stop hating on her talent. Blonde Ambition has made over $6,000,000 in DVD sales and is doing very well in the UK. You stupid Americans need to get lives. Go worship herpes ridden Paris or something and stop waisting your time on a celebrity who you say you hate so much and has no talent.

Why are people always holding her up? Last time it was her mother. Does she have some sort of problem? You know Ken Paves charges by the hour to be her friend,or escort.

She should remove her cheek implants, they make her face look hard and older. They do make her sister look much better though.

i would do filthy things to her.

Her movie is doing well in the UK because- lets be honest here- your shows suck. I'm sure every C-grade movie that comes out of Hollywood is some sort of blockbuster over there.
She's pretty, but she has no sort of acting talent whatsoever, she should just stick to singing.

Why Don't ya'll get a fucking life and quit butting into others lives so much. Have you ever thought what it might be like to be in the spotlight all the fucking time?!

All these negative comments are coming from people that are soooooo jealous and have not lives of their own....

All these negative comments are coming from people that are soooooo jealous and have not lives of their own....

i think she is beautiful

i think she is beautiful

I love how they speak of her bravery regarding the inclement weather, what a joke. I was forced to travel out into freezing rain today, but I'm pretty sure no one gave me a pat on the back for it! So ridiculous.

I love how they speak of her bravery regarding the inclement weather, what a joke. I was forced to travel out into freezing rain today, but I'm pretty sure no one gave me a pat on the back for it! So ridiculous.

Double posters much?

Hey look Americas bimbo w/ a drunk chimp

IM NOT JEALOUS - SHE IS A TRAMP - BAM, MAYER - SHE SUCKS SHIT. Is Alli Sims around maybe they can be BFFs. Losers, mostly her fans. SHE SUCKS

Actually the UK has invented just over 60% of all inventions the most important one being beer.

She looks beautiful!! Honestly though, that tan/spray tan is making her look 50 yrs old! Come on people...u know that...get off her balls. Shes still beautiful though

She looks beautiful!! Honestly though, that tan/spray tan is making her look 50 yrs old! Come on people...u know that...get off her balls. Shes still beautiful though

OMG Jessica go away with your orange tan, and get an education already! Dumbass! I can't stand that girl... Let's focus on some real talent, and leave this bimbo where she belongs... In a Jello wrestling ring or something!

I just don't see the beauty in her. She's orange and skinny w/ fake breasts. Not to seem mean, but she's dumber than a rock. I will say I like her voice, but that is all. Not a natural beauty, this is for sure.

LOOK YOU TROLL-LIKE PPL YOUR JUST JEALOUS!! JEALOUS!! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SEE!!

Oh plee! Jealous of Jessica Simpson??? There are plenty of actually beautiful girls out there that can actually read a book! She's pathetic and stupid. Who DOESN'T know this. I agree with the comment on Jello wrestling, LOL! Or maybe she can turn to porn or something. That takes zero acting skills. Dumb b****!

she's like a replica of pamela anderson here. people nowadays are so superficial... just leave her all alone. why dont you get a grip? stop making her life so miserable by giving negative comments. nobody is perfect and she cant please everyone so beat it.

SHE'S GORGEOUS AND RICH AND KNOWS HOW TO INVEST HER MONY AND YOUR NOT SO WHO'S THE DUMB B....!! YOU!!!!

Nice lines on your forehead Jessica, that is what sun exposure does sweetie. Oh that's right, you'd know this if you could read. Nick moved onto a real woman. Jessica Simpson is a skank period. My girlfriend thinks she's cute, I think she's a porn-star look alike.

If you don't like her why are you here you useless asswholes!!

People people give her a break. Her parents may have not had the funds to get her the proper education, LOL! I'm sure her parents are proud. LOL! Between her and Ashlee, I wonder if their parents had children that can add 2+2! I agree with most of the population, dumb dumb dumb. But please, if you can prove me wrong. Watch Newlyweds! That hurt to watch!

NOONE TAKES HER SERIOUSLY, OR I DOUBT EVER WILL. I ADMIT SHE CAN SING, BUT THAT IS IT! TAKES MORE THAN BEING ORANGE AND CUTE TO MAKE YOUR MARK IN THIS WORLD. SHE'S MADE NO DIFFERENCE IN OUR WORLD, WHY CARE?

jealous of jess? lmfao! of her fake beauty or her lack of brains? this s*** is too funny! jess is like this big no-talented moron!

I feel sorta sorry for her, and I mean no ill will by this. I watched newlyweds guys, and she seems so overly stupid that it was all fake. Surely she can't be that dumb. I wish her well, and I like her clothes. I have to admit her skin looks very wrong, is she trying to be orangy-red?

like her music, loathe her nasty dumba**

she sucks and she looks like a muppet

she does look a little like Pam Anderson. :P I like her outfit and her hair, though! :)

There is just something mean behind her smile!!! I cannot help it. She has a beautiful eyes/hair/smile, but some of the face expressions she makes are scaring me! And someone already wrote that she is aging fast and I must agree - look at here wrinkled face and what is she like 27 years old??? Very strange - maybe she's abusing something!!!

If you dislike her so much why do you take the time to look at pictures and pin point all the flaws? Then sit and think of the perfect way to slam her....do you really think she'll read this....I can't believe I did.....I have a life to get back to.

You are all jealous! Shes gorgeous! Shes also a much better role model than brit of lohan. Come on, get over your jealousy and admit you LOVE HER!!

You are all jealous! Shes gorgeous! Shes also a much better role model than brit of lohan. Come on, get over your jealousy and admit you LOVE HER!!

I can't belive how nasty some of you guys are.i wonder what pepole would say if a picture of you was posted.

I can't belive how nasty some of you guys are.i wonder what pepole would say if a picture of you was posted.

If she was so dumb, she would not be making millions of dollars right now.

JEALOUS OF WHAT??? IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO BE JEALOUS OF A GIRL WITH NO TALENT OR BRAINS. LOOKS FADE, BUT TO BE VERY CANDID... SHE IS NOT PRETTY TO ME. SHE HAS A FAKE TAN AND FAKE TITS. I COULD GO TO A MALL IN CALIFORNIA, AND FIND 50 MORE BLONDES JUST LIKE HER, EXCEPT PRETTIER AND WITH A BRAIN. LET'S NOT FORGET WHAT AN IDIOT SHE IS.

JEALOUS OF WHAT??? IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO BE JEALOUS OF A GIRL WITH NO TALENT OR BRAINS. LOOKS FADE, BUT TO BE VERY CANDID... SHE IS NOT PRETTY TO ME. SHE HAS A FAKE TAN AND FAKE TITS. I COULD GO TO A MALL IN CALIFORNIA, AND FIND 50 MORE BLONDES JUST LIKE HER, EXCEPT PRETTIER AND WITH A BRAIN. LET'S NOT FORGET WHAT AN IDIOT SHE IS.

brittany and lindsey may have some problems, we all know this... but i bet their i.q. is a lot higher... jessica is seriously retarded guys... stay in school jessica and maybe, just maybe you'll have the knowledge of a 3rd grader lol!

Omg! Jess is pretty, but her skin looks like ****! What's with the lines on her forehead? I'm sad, she is not aging gracefully at all. Aw well, she can afford plastic surgery in a few years. I read an article on her in allure where she finally admitted having a breast augmentation, her honesty is cool.

Her best friends are in rehab{kirsten and Eva} and sooner or later she'll be too.what a walking disaster

Her best friends are in rehab{kirsten and Eva} and sooner or later she'll be too.what a walking disaster