Jessica Simpson Is The New Face Of Stampede Beer!

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Love Jessica Simpson. She will represent the beer well. She is a great American.

i love jess, shes soo funny, i wish she would have he rown reality show..

that doesn't even look like her. she's way prettier than that!

So, she's a drunk with muppet hair and acne?

why doe she always have that stupid look on her face , i cant stand her !!!

The irony is killing me.

Jessica is smarter via drinking that beer.

I've got a bridge to sell you...

She looks more slow than usual... yee haw

She looks more slow than usual... yee haw

that doesnt even look like jessica. they shouldve chosen a better looking pic. im not a fan of hers either but i think shes really nice and a down to earth kinda girl just trying to do her thing out there.

She is a very pretty girl, but she does not look good in this ad. And why would she post for beer? It`s just so silly. Isnt she supposed to be an A-list singer?? Then she must be abel to get better jobs! Wright??

The words Smart and Jessica don't belong in the same sentence.

she wished she looked like that in real live!! so air brushed!

i think her eyes are hazel not blue...
she looks really fake!

Oh that is so funny! A "healthy" beer? And "drink smart, be smart." Obviously the Stampede Brewing Co. is either drunk on their "healthy" beer or just plane stupid. This is the girl who questioned why tuna is the chicken of the sea. She looks like she's about to fall over drunk. Or about to have sex then pass out in the middle of it from drinking smart.

She looks really smart in that picture. Way to represent!

I don't care about the product or her questionable intelligence.

She does look hot in that picture (which is her main job in this world), and she can't be distacting future hall of fame and future 7 time Super Bowl MVP Tony Romo while she is at a photo shoot for doing advertisement for this bizarre product!!!!!!!!!

Doesn't even look like her. I guess my wish for Christmas is to be photoshopped.

Is this what Jessica would look like with a nose job?

She looks like how i would feel after about a dozen of those beers!

photoshop much?

They should have had her (ugly) pregnant sister advertise the beer. It would have gotton more publicity and they wouldn't have had to pay for as much ad time when the media kept showing it over and over.

Right Jessica Simpson & smart don't belong together unless the word isn't is in between them. Look how bad that photo is. She looks possessed & the country gear they got her in because she thinks "Now i'm a country singer after working with Dolly Parton & messing up 9 to 5 & 'cause my bf Tony is a Dallas Cowboy which is football that I nothing about. I wish I was married & pregnant like Ash."

They take photo shop so far that the models end up not looking like themselves. Jessica looks like a cross between herself and Fergie.

Actually beer is healthy. Not too much of it but some is a very beneficial drink.
The ad is very glam. Jessica is a really fine role model. The beer made an excellent choice. I am buying.
Jessica is way smart, Baby.

Good for her! I like the ad. I would give the beer a try, why not?

i give that EXACT same look when i have a cold with a stuffy nose and i have to breathe thru my mouth.........yea that exact look. it really sucks this person is unable to keep her mouth shut in any picture shes in;

dont get me started on those demon eyes, she looks possessed

Yeah, you're right 5:13 beer IS healthy, but not too much of it. it's a good message to send to watch how much you drink, but I just don't Jess is right for this ad. Country duds don't suit her & her look in this photo is off. I will admit she can be very business savvy, but she can be very ditzy too. I think it's a bad move planned by Joe Pimpson. He creepy exploiting his kids what's next his grandkid.

Colored contacts!!!!

Her eyes are brown!!!

My thought is she is trying her best to look like Fergie!

Someone needs to tell her it's not working!!!

Jessica wishes she could be Fergie who is way prettier, has a better voice and have Josh by her side. Plus Jess has on fake lips, hair, tan, boobs, nose and now colored contacts, but I like the message 'cause it's important to not drink too much.

Too much photoshop!!

so nasty, looks like she gonna swallow some crappy suds. she is a great American? She was in Iraq for a day. She is such a no talent hack - total media whore and a cheater. What a joke - her album will bomb.

Is it just me or does she look like she is mentally handicap in the picture... Whats wrong with her lips and nose????? and those droopy eyes!

Yep, she looks like Fergie!!!

SHE LOOKS LIKE ANNA NICOLE!

That doesn't even look like her.

I am a big fan of Jessica's but I have to agree with the rest of you guys that doesn't look like her in the pic!!!

Chestica's father pays for people to write good comments about his nontalented offspring. Chestica is a stupid girl who will eventually sell her soul (and her daddy) to the devil for a buck. She's a rich no talent whore.

durrrr
Are her and Tony split up over her looking at his call log. Sounds like they will be.

And she's so dumb she said, "I know it's not true. I looked at his call log." First jealous gf don't you trust your cheater bf because she's so stupid you can delete stuff from the call log.

Right, "I looked at his call log", you would have to be retarded literally to be that stupid. He would drop her in a split second if Carrie would give his dumb ass the time of day.

Carrie Underwood's so much better than Jessica Simpleton talent-wise & looks. Tony should go back to Carrie since he calls her still. Plus Carrie is way prettier, definitely smarter & a better singer,& a REAL sports fan

Eww, why are you people comparing piss pants fergie to Jess. Jess is way hotter and photoshopped or not she is definately hotter than Fergie and Carrie Underwood put together. Fergie is just the ugliest woman alive. Butterface. Jess is a great girl with a hater magnet.

So sick of this girl and this pic has been really fixed up. Take away the positive comments that Daddy pays people to write here and all you have left are everyone else who can't stand her. How much bloody fake hair does she have on in this pic and what is wrong with her lips? God, this girl has more of a costume on, fake wig and all on an everyday basis, than what we wear on Halloween!

So sick of this girl and this pic has been really fixed up. Take away the positive comments that Daddy pays people to write here and all you have left are everyone else who can't stand her. How much bloody fake hair does she have on in this pic and what is wrong with her lips? God, this girl has more of a costume on, fake wig and all on an everyday basis, than what we wear on Halloween!