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Jessica Simpson Looks....Good?

Jessica Simpson Getty84767752.jpgPhoto courtesy of Getty Images

Yeah, I said it! The wannabe country singer picked a way better outfit this time around, and we're proud of her. Instead of showcasing her back chub, Jess showed off her toned legs in a pair of sparkly pumps and a little black dress er, skort. Skort?! Since when did they make skorts so cute?

Anyway, according to Newsday, Jessica put on a great performance, and she even joked with the audience that she's ripped her pants in the past, and that's why she opted to wear this sexy little getup. Jess told the crowd, "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That's why I'm wearing a skort - not a skirt, not a short - just so they wouldn't split."

Ahh, it all makes sense now! Just stay away from leopard waist belts Jess!



Think she's done any of this for attention?

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Posted by: Anonymous

I'm staring at the picture now.

She looks AMAZING>



Posted by: Anonymous

BEAUTIFUL! outfits make all the difference.



Posted by: Anonymous

very pretty



Posted by: Anonymous

very pretty



Posted by: Anonymous

Her new name is Messica



Posted by: Anonymous

cause she a hot mess



Posted by: ag

No matter how much she "cleans" up, she still is a hag with no talent. Fake lips, fake nose, fake boobs, liposuction, do I have to go on. She's Plastica Simpleton. Die bitch, die.



Posted by: ag

No matter how much she "cleans" up, she still is a hag with no talent. Fake lips, fake nose, fake boobs, liposuction, do I have to go on. She's Plastica Simpleton. Die bitch, die.



Posted by: Anonymous

Plzz that mom jeans outfit was a PR stunt to get attention for her straight to dvd movie. Just like Joaquin pretending crazy to promote a crappy movie.



Posted by: Anonymous

You people are morons at x17. You never say anything about Britney's tree trunk legs and fat linebacker neck. I am not a fan of Jessica Simpson, her music sucks! and she is a ditz.
But she is not fat! she gained a few pounds big deal, she at least looks female and not masculine like Shitney.
Jessica is a pretty girl with a body a lot of girls would die for.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks like she's about to rip a giant fart.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jessica looks banging.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE'S GOT THE BEST BOOBS ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

o.k. she looks good in that picture, but what is that on her thigh, is that a scar. That ain't cool, if it is.



Posted by: Anonymous

I actually remember when she split her pants! It was at Nassau Coliseum during Z100's Zootopia like 8 or 9 years ago, she was wearing leather pants, she started singing, stopped, ran off stage, then came back like 10 mins later and said she ripped her pants!



Posted by: 14:59 of 15 minutes!

She's been STARVING herself so people won't call her fat anymore! Too bad she can't do something to get rid of her lack of talent!



Posted by: ME

hey 1450.....u said it well!! prbly starving herself.....and she is living in black....everything she wears is black.....to hide the weight gain....she is all fake....hair, boobs..lips...etc.....no talent...can't sing...ugh!!! does she not hear the public??? we don't love u jess....go away.....sit in a shoe store and make your ugly 6 inch heels for short , fat people like u!!!! poor tony....im sure he'll come to hs senses soon!!!!



Posted by: ME

hey 1450.....u said it well!! prbly starving herself.....and she is living in black....everything she wears is black.....to hide the weight gain....she is all fake....hair, boobs..lips...etc.....no talent...can't sing...ugh!!! does she not hear the public??? we don't love u jess....go away.....sit in a shoe store and make your ugly 6 inch heels for short , fat people like u!!!! poor tony....im sure he'll come to hs senses soon!!!!



Posted by: ME

hey 1450.....u said it well!! prbly starving herself.....and she is living in black....everything she wears is black.....to hide the weight gain....she is all fake....hair, boobs..lips...etc.....no talent...can't sing...ugh!!! does she not hear the public??? we don't love u jess....go away.....sit in a shoe store and make your ugly 6 inch heels for short , fat people like u!!!! poor tony....im sure he'll come to hs senses soon!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Bar Rafaeli has better fake boobs than Messica, and they don't come on such a short fat stumpy package!



Posted by: Anonymous

I was at the show last night....she sings amazing she looked good the only thing I could say is she seemed fake when she was talking to the crowd....but she looked pretty



Posted by: Anonymous

she is a beautiful girl



Posted by: Anonymous

She still looks hagged! I think it is absolutely pitiful that she depends on tony tomo to be at her concerts or else she falls apart...this concert he was there so she was able to perform better....that is not a very good sign that she is that dependent of someone ELSE to be able to feel good....yeah if you think its not true look at the concert she just had where tony failed to show up and she fell apart!
She is a wreck and needs help and if someone who loves her does not open their eyes she is going to end up going down the same kind of road that other celebs do when they have no self esteem without some crutch tony being jessicas!



Posted by: anonymous

That looks like a picture of a man in drag. It looks like a linebacker shaved his legs and put on a Miss Piggy wig and a pair of heels.







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