Just...No.


Despite looking reasonably attractive last night, Jessica Simpson waddled out of her car yesterday morning in NYC wearing THIS unfortunate ensemble.
Remember on Newlyweds when she'd traipse around the house in a white undershirt with no makeup on, looking totally gorgeous? We KNOW Jessica is a (naturally) pretty girl, so we're totally baffled as to why she insists on wearing tacky outfits that show off all the wrong body parts.
Look, even though she's gained some weight, we're NOT calling Jessica a fat cow...we're merely criticizing her inability to dress for her body type. Jessica shouldn't be wearing skorts this short, she's totally busting out of her blouse, and topping off the outfit with a gold jacket? Fashion fail!
WHY Jessica? WHY?!
> X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica's Back From Brazil! - Sep 13, 2009
> X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Simpson Escapes From LA! - Aug 09, 2009
> Jessica Needs To Wash That Man Right Out Of Her Hair...AND Just Wash Her Hair - Aug 08, 2009
> Jessica & Ken Cause All Sorts Of Chaos At Beso! - Aug 06, 2009
Click on the photos to see the gallery: Time For An Intervention?



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