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Despite looking reasonably attractive last night, Jessica Simpson waddled out of her car yesterday morning in NYC wearing THIS unfortunate ensemble.

Remember on Newlyweds when she'd traipse around the house in a white undershirt with no makeup on, looking totally gorgeous? We KNOW Jessica is a (naturally) pretty girl, so we're totally baffled as to why she insists on wearing tacky outfits that show off all the wrong body parts.

Look, even though she's gained some weight, we're NOT calling Jessica a fat cow...we're merely criticizing her inability to dress for her body type. Jessica shouldn't be wearing skorts this short, she's totally busting out of her blouse, and topping off the outfit with a gold jacket? Fashion fail!



WHY Jessica? WHY?!

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  >   Jessica Needs To Wash That Man Right Out Of Her Hair...AND Just Wash Her Hair - Aug 08, 2009
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Posted by: Anonymous

Lol, for a second there I thought she was Kristie Allie! You guys are right. Jessica is a pretty girl...her fashion choices lately is awful. Somebody needs to fire her stylist and get her a new one. Stat.



Posted by: Anonymous

fashion don't with a gazillion exclamation marks.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'd love to see her fall on her ass in those dumb shoes! street walker shoes!



Posted by: anonymous

You all sound like a great bunch to be judging others.



Posted by: Anonymous

Somebody needs to tell her to keep her legs together. It looks like she's trying to hide her belly.



Posted by: tutu

no somebody needs to tell she is not a TEEN anymore. she is almost 30 and needs to dress her age



Posted by: Sylvia

That first picture she looks like a hooker lol.



Posted by: Anonymous

She should hook up with Shitney.



Posted by: susan

She used to dress so chic and fashionable when she was with Nick. Since then she's dressed like a skank.



Posted by: Anonymous

NICE EFFIN LEGS WOOHOO I'D LICK THEM ALL THE WAY UP!



Posted by: eman

Jessica seems like a nice woman. She would benefit from hiring a new manager and stylist.



Posted by: Anonymous

Couldn't you take one pic that is normal - You have pics of her awkwardly trying to exit that vehicle and no full length photos, But even from these bad pics she looks good, not even a little fat - She used to look anorexic, She looks fine, lay off...



Posted by: Anonymous

Total slob.



Posted by: Anonymous

I love the shoes. Any idea how to find them?



Posted by: Anonymous

And she wonders why people mock her.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh my, it seems she's pulling a Britney



Posted by: Anonymous

She might be trying to copy her sister's "I'm a hard bitch, I was f'ing your bf when you were dating him ways"



Posted by: Anonymous

I would still love to nail her. I bet she can be wild in bed.



Posted by: Anonymous

she looks like she's trying toooo hard to look good, but it just never works!!! u dont look good jess.....as someone else said....dress your age already girl...u r getting older, but not better!!! u r not impressing anyone, u look bad!!! stop with the shorts and short skits!! your legs just dont look good!! ewww..... u did look good back when u were with nick...what happened?? im glad he has vanessa!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

look at her legs.. wow... how did she get like this? very sexy.... but I agree that she should dress more like a woman.. but that's fine the way it is. i love her



Posted by: Anonymous

She's aged, drinks too much, eats too much fried food probably guzzles beer washed down with a bucket of fried chicken plus genetics isn't exactly on her side. On the flip side, Tony Romo is rapidly losing his hair.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's aged, drinks too much, eats too much fried food probably guzzles beer washed down with a bucket of fried chicken plus genetics isn't exactly on her side. On the flip side, Tony Romo is rapidly losing his hair.



Posted by: Ronni3

Shes hiding the fat with the purse! This technique does not work - you can see the fat from the side view - oops.



Posted by: Anonymous

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP THIS WOMAN DRESS. A FITTED SHIRT WOULD LOOK SO MUCH BETTER AND LESS FAT. DOES SHE NOT HAVE A MIRROR? THANKFULLY THE HUGE BAG COVERED THE STINKY BEAVE SHOT THAT WE ALL DID NOT NEED!



Posted by: Anonymous

7:25 PM. Why don't you just shut up and speak for our ugly self. How do you know she has a stinky beaver, was it in your mouth ? LOL.



Posted by: Anonymous

7:25 PM. Why don't you just shut up and speak for your ugly self. How do you know she has a stinky beaver, was it in your mouth ? LOL.



Posted by: Anonymous

Here, pussy, pussy, pussy. Here, pussy, pussy , pussy. Here, pussy,pussy, pussy.



Posted by: Anonymous

This woman lacks grace and needs help picking out her wardrobe. She looks very cheap!



Posted by: Anonymous

Attention all ladies.......keep your knees together while exiting a car! Use some common sense!



Posted by: Anonymous

since she left nick she has gone nothing but down hill I cant wait until romo dumps her ugly ass " the love of her life" too bad she is not romos love of his life!
she looks so cheap and downright disgusting



Posted by: Anonymous

girl trailerpark, trailerpark girl... etc



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe I'm confused but why you say she's to fat for this skurt. Oke, is too short, but I think she got great legs and her body aint that fat!
Ok, her taste in closes...zip!



Posted by: Steve

Would it be wild if I offer my services for a week and be her stylist ? I bet it will be better for everyone including miss Simpson !



Posted by: anonymous

From the waist down it looks like Romo shaved his legs and put on h ooker shoes. It looks like Kirstie Alley from the waist up.



Posted by: Anoneemouse

It's Mariah Carey version 2.0--!!



Posted by: Not jealous

Easy to judge on someone else he.... Look in the mirror.... are you so beautiful..........?



Posted by: Éveline

I think she's a beautiful girl and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way she looks. Ok her skirt could be a little longer but with her legs there's nothing wrong. Just let her be. There is pressure enough out there, the last thing we want is for her to become as skinny as she was een year ago!



Posted by: Éveline (netherlands)

I think she's a beautiful girl and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way she looks. Ok her skirt could be a little longer but with her legs there's nothing wrong. Just let her be. There is pressure enough out there, the last thing we want is for her to become as skinny as she was een year ago!



Posted by: reale mf

youre all stupid focks if you think this is interesting news fock off,what a dumb people are there on this world.







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