Were they at the Spanish Kitchen?

Seems like it is Jess drawing attention to the girls, like "Sweetie, are they even, my bra itches, my boobies are hungry......Whereas JM does't really get glued in, perhaps he was aware of the cameras and Jess is unaware having tittie issues"

Jessica is a hypocrite. She was a virgin until marriage and was a major advocate for that and for what? She's probablly sleeping with John Mayer right now anyway. Lost girl : (

Why does he always seem to have a "man purse"?

Man, I have to be honest. I used to really like Jessica Simpson. Nick Lachey is a good guy. Then she gets all into the Hollywood scene and starts to change into a complete mess thinking she is the second coming. She dumps Nick. Now she has transformed back into a half normal person so she can date John Mayer...since he wouldn't be interested in a Hollywood plastic.

I am sure it is love but I don't know how they are not sick of each other by now. They have been on tour together constantly without five seconds apart. I respect love but this is the type that burns out quick.

The photogs didn't care this much about him before, wonder why. I love a man who sips iced tea through a straw. Jessica you are dating a boy, get a man.

I AGREE WITH 9:18 AM ~ SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BIGGEST THING & NICK WAS HOLDING HER BACK FROM BEING THE BIGGEST SUPERSTAR EVER BUT A FUNNY THING HAPPENED SHE FELL FLAT ON HER PANCAKE TITS! AND NOW IS PRETENDING TO BE DOWN TO EARTH AND SHUNNING THE PAP'S WHEN SHE COURTED THE HELL OUT OF THEIR ASSES! I THINK JOHN M. MUST REALLY LOVE HIM SOME BIG TITTIES AND THATS ENOUGHT TO KEEP THEM TOGETHER! WHAT OTHER PIECE OF ASS HAS HE HAD? SHE'S PATHETIC! & NOW SHE'S WRITING A BOOK? WHAT THE FUCK WON'T SHE SCHILL? ~ HER 15 MINUTES ARE OVER... SNOOZE!!!

aaawww... that is too cute!! i love jessica and i am glad to see her happy!

john mayer looked bored as hall...the only thing interesting about jessica is her AVERAGE sized chest she always puts on display becuase shes DESPERATE. seriously this is just completely wrong. DEAR JOHN MAYER, WE GET IT. YOU'RE NOT GAY, YOU SHAGGY HAIRED CROONER WITH THE PERKY POP STAR GIRLFRIEND,YOU. WINK WINK. stop torturing yourself, perez is gonna out you soon enough. go listen to the song GONE GOING by the black eyed peas i heard all the lyrics were about you. johnny wanna be a big star...... that song is from your former fans to you...listen carefully

aaawww... that is too cute!! i love jessica and i am glad to see her happy!

aaawww... that is too cute!! i love jessica and i am glad to see her happy!

I wonder when they're contract expires. This is clearly PR.

I guess I just don't get this couple... John seems way too deep for her...and I don't see her getting his sense of humor at ALL. She seems too shallow for him. I mean, he can't like spending his days shopping...and shopping some more...and then for a bit of a switch, shopping for something OTHER than clothes. I just don't see them meshing at all. Like, I see it as something that he'd have to explain himself to her ALL THE TIME cause she'd be all, "I don't get it! what does satiate mean?" ANd John all being "ok honey, when I say this, THIS is what I mean...." and prceeds with the explaination of himself. NOT COOL!!!

This wackiness needs to stop cause it's dragging him down, and he's too good of a musician to go there.

Fake Fake Fake

John Mayer shame on you for leading on that simple girl.

p.s.
John, tell her to learn the words to the songs she performs.

omg...they are so cute together:)

I can't believe that John Mayer would be interested in Jessica Simpson. She's a self-involved twit. He acts as if he's so profoundly deep, and not into the superficial. She is all about the superficial...shopping, shopping, shopping and having others take care of her. Didn't he see the "Newlyweds." I am so disappointed in him. He's just another guy enamored by beauty over brains. Nick couldn't even deal with how she wouldn't pick up after herself or do laundry. She brings nothing to the party but that "betty boop" persona.

they look like brother and sister.

They look like a cute couple together!! John's much cuter than Nick anywayz...

They look like a cute couple together!! John's much cuter than Nick anywayz...

They look like a cute couple together!! John's much cuter than Nick anywayz...

They look like a cute couple together and John's much cuter than Nick anywayz..

LOVE THEM, Jessica is a sweetheart, and this boy is so talent, Hope this work out, she is soo pretty, like her blonde anyway.
good luck for this two!!

John Mayer looks like fug Mark Anthony in these pics. This has to be the ugliest couple around

Damn is it just me or did John seem REALLY BORED

she's REALLY not cute. She's gone downhill SO bad. She was actually cute when she was w/ Nick..now she looks like an old fat housewife

what deep conversation can you have with your dumb ass girlfriend is touching herself and she has her hairdresser sitting next to her.....is that why John Mayer is totally bored,yawn!

Does anyone remember when Jessica was a "nobody"? When she signed up to do reality tv to purposely become more famous than her Britney/Christina counterparts. Ugh! She makes me sick!

this couple is a fraud. john likes boyssssss on the side. i know a guy he hooked up with...not too long ago. page six has john by the balls..haha so sad.

does anyone else think john looks like johnny depp in edward scissorhands? yuk, he's so not cute, but neither is she now, trying too hard.

They look like brother and sister. it's gross!

Anyone notice who their little friends are with them? Messica's GAY hairdresser. And as always, they look weird...not like a couple in love usually does. SHe's ugly, that's a given, and lately he looks like a skeleton with a drug problem. something just doesn't seem right with them. someone in Hollywood needs to get to the bottom of this!!!

Love how the paps were tipped off to get footage of them. Publicity whores...both of them. Who called them this time, Pimpa Joe or Mayer's people? What a pathetic existence they both have.

She is just the dumbest ho ever. i Can't stand her.

Anyone notice who their little friends are with them? Messica's GAY hairdresser. And as always, they look weird...not like a couple in love usually does. SHe's ugly, that's a given, and lately he looks like a skeleton with a drug problem. something just doesn't seem right with them. someone in Hollywood needs to get to the bottom of this!!!

Love how the paps were tipped off to get footage of them. Publicity whores...both of them. Who called them this time, Pimpa Joe or Mayer's people? What a pathetic existence they both have.

Love you Jessica!!

I think they are adorable together!! I love Jessica!!

You know she died her hair just to look like him and to be taken more seriously than a dumb blond. Superficial change though. Taking a book out of Cameron Diaz's brunette transformation. Hair tint is skin deep, dumb is to the bone.

They are getting so desperate to convince people of their fake relationship.jess showing off her boobs clearly embarrased him and he looks right at the camera.We never see vids inside a restaurant,why now?Guess they were allowed in to film,LOL.John being friendly outside is a joke too.Keep trying Joe.Notice too,after all the times they've showed up and left in separate vehicles,they made it a point to show up in one!

More of a gentleman than when he had a Jack Daniels bottle on her head, took her around NYC looking wasted, boobs flashing in Florida; didn't cover her up then! All the talented people are in Austin right now and John is stuck in LA. Don't people ever eat at home anymore!

awwww... I am soooo happy for her!!!!! Her and John look so happy together!!! YAY:)

Johnny wanna be a big star-Black Eye peas call that one right long time ago.
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE
Mayer is not some great person he's
very shallow like Jessica, he likes to shop like a bit@#, he's no different from Jessica. There has been alot of hype behind Mayer's career.
My bet is that Mayer call the paps this time, you know they take turns on that.
I think Mayer is hoping to silence gay rumors, but gay men get married to women all the time-so this hook-up do not change anything, Jessica is probably holding the black mail pictures over Mayer's head. Imagine being so scared that your family and friends will find out about your gay life style.
Fans that Mayer divorce don't buy those concert tickets that wil send a message loud and clear.
X-17 way to go. hound them.

At least I'm not the only one who noticed the man purse!! And what is with the hair?? Dude needs a hair cut!! I love John Mayers music but what the hell is she thinking?!

I was the valet parking guy, and guess what? THEY DIDN'T PAY!
You can see that in the movie..
lol

I was the valet parking guy, and guess what? THEY DIDN'T PAY!
You can see that in the movie..
lol

I was the valet parking guy, and guess what? THEY DIDN'T PAY!
You can see that in the movie..
lol

Does anyone like the new brown hair? She looks so average

JOHN MAYER IS SOOOOO UGLY, NICK LACHEY WAS HOT MAN! WHAT A RETARD FOR LEAVING SUCH A FINE MAN ! NOW WITH A UGLY DUCKLINGG... THIS IS TRUE

JOHN MAYER IS SOOOOO UGLY, NICK LACHEY WAS HOT MAN! WHAT A RETARD FOR LEAVING SUCH A FINE MAN ! NOW WITH A UGLY DUCKLINGG... THIS IS TRUE

JOHN MAYER IS SOOOOO UGLY, NICK LACHEY WAS HOT MAN! WHAT A RETARD FOR LEAVING SUCH A FINE MAN ! NOW WITH A UGLY DUCKLINGG... THIS IS TRUE

Not at all, she look so desperate and depressed, like she can't stand the brown color and soon as she get a married she's going back blonde.
John is looking really desperately also.
Some how they do not look happy.

These two are getting really desperate,
The whole thing look set up.
Publicity Whores.

will our culture EVER evolve to the point where gay men don't have to run around with fake girlfriends? DAYUM!!!

I never though of John as the druggie type but he's looking so thin these days you have to wonder if he's on the snow. There is something so odd about these two. I'm going to see him in concert at the end of April. He's super talented but I smell a burnout coming on. Being with Chestica every day would be enough to drive anyopne to drink ...or drugs.

Anyone notice that she may have a baby bump going on? Like she's not very far along? She sure totes big bags around and blocks certain shots of her from the breasts down.

Yeah, it must be soooo hard to find a decent man when you`re rich, smoking hot, and stupid enough to believe anything a guy says. I admire her ability to overcome adversity.

I want cute, blonde Jessica back! Why oh why has she gone boring on us? Jess, you don't have to dress down just to please your man. You never looked like this with Nick. Ever! What happened to the cute outfits and hairstyles you used to wear? You used to be so glamourous and now you just look....average! Ugh! Stop changing your style and being something you're not just to keep a man. It's so desperate!

I want cute, blonde Jessica back! Why oh why has she gone boring on us? Jess, you don't have to dress down just to please your man. You never looked like this with Nick. Ever! What happened to the cute outfits and hairstyles you used to wear? You used to be so glamourous and now you just look....average! Ugh! Stop changing your style and being something you're not just to keep a man. It's so desperate!

Is John trying to purposely look like Marc Anthony here? I agree with the comment about her being such a proud virgin until marriage and now...That sure got shattered.

jessica wouldnt even make it into the top 12 on american idol. she really has zero talent. her singing is beyond torture. please let her fade out, shes dating mayer to cover up his secret gay afairs. please please let her fade back into obscurity. we never liked her.

OMG she looks like she's pregnant!

It's like she's trying to cover something with that purse.

John you better watch it!

John looks like he is drowning.

I have NEVER seen John look so bad. He looks gaunt and peaked... and yes, the hair is a little out of control.
I hope he isn't doing drugs, but if not drugs then what is it?
This isn't even about Jessica anymore, but the last picture says it all. She looks blissfully happy and he looks completely embarassed by the ENTIRE situation... dolorous and uncomfortable.
I wonder how long he can deal with it.
You tell me; what happened to John Mayer?
Reminds me of a comment he made not too long ago about sometimes getting a little masochistic with yourself and saying "yeah, go do that, you'll get a song out of it."
If pain is art, then the next album will be his best work to date.

Swim to the surface John and take a deep breath. No one wants to see you suffocate in the quicksand that is Hollywood.
You're better than that.

john is a known druggie;he even did his rolling stone interview while on maryjane.he's rumored to be gay,and more than likely that is true too;at least jessica is getting her drugs for free in this sham that other than Jessica's 12 year old fans,nobody believes.

Jess wouldn't get pregnant by a druggie like Mayer,unless it's not his.She's just getting fat again

He looks like he's doing alot of drugs.
I believe she would pull the old I'm knocked John you gotta marry me.
She's a desperate worm.
These two are pathetic I would not waste my time or money going to a Mayer concert since he divorce his fans anyway he don't want you at his concerts
If someone hate you why would you follow them anyway that's just sad.
You going to his concert makes you no better than Jessica.
I think that whole set up is to try to swing attention to Ken P-for the hair crap, Mayer is such a waste now-big SELL-OUT.

Mayer is heavy into drugs and alcohol go back and read the past interviews and if you look up the a Carson D TV apearance he tells you he like men to.
Jessica is looking like shes doing drug to, these two are no better than Britney Spears.
I agree Jessica's looking pregnant I do believe she would get pregnant to trap Mayer she is desperate and that would be a desperate act and Jessica do not care if John is on drugs she still will get pregnant from him anyway how else will she be able to do that deed.
Jessica's whole family is in on this act if I were Johns familiy I would be embarrassed by this turn of events.

Very very pathetic just too pathetic.
That table scene is very empty as if JM is saying ok I'm here what now? then JS tries to get JM's attention by talking about her breast, its the only way to get him.....very lowly and small.
JM rips off other real artist's music,
so his music is no big deal.
JS is not preggers all she does is follow him around and eat out that will make women fat our matabolism is not like men JS should find work lol

John has said that he doesn't even smoke weed anymore. He explained why he did it in that Rolling Stone interview. A true fan would be current on his interviews. Also, I seriously doubt he would go on national tv and admit that he likes guys. The gay rumor is probably just that, a rumor.

I guess you, true JM fan did not hear about John Mayer divorcing himself from you.

OMG I hate to bring you bad news Danielle, but John Mayer divorced you.
A little ago sorry

I heard about that. I also heard him explain a few days later what he really meant by that and how the interviewer interrupted his thought in that interview. In other words, it was taken out of context.

So another "Don't believe the Hype"
again, sounds desperate like Jessica lol

Lol Johns gonna start his own line of extension for men that is just too funny
That's so good love it.

In response to a comment that was posted at 10:42 pm about Jessica looking pregnant... They did JUST get done eating so OBVIOUSLY her stomach would look a little bigger. And she is ALSO bending over to sit in a car so that could bulge her stomach a little, too.

Definitely agree with all the posts about Jessica being a phony. It appears that she is coached every step of the way. Perhaps she truly fell for John -- knew there was no way in hell she had a chance with a true artist -- then figured if she morphed into a woman that was more his type he would notice. Glad Employee of the Month and her recent recording effort tanked! To shy away from the cameras that made a "star" is hypocritical. Presumably she is still earning great income from her brand extensions because she won't be making any money from anything that requires true talent.

john divorced his fans cuz he went HOLLWOOD. he sold his nyc apartment. they got engaged while in paris. it's one of john's metaphors. DUH.offically divorced like her, so now they are engaged. he's gone going...gone...burnt every bridge along the way. he is gay. he slipped up & slept with a male reporter, who will eventually spill the beans. he'll marry jessica simpson just to keep the cover up alive. it's really sad actually, hes not who his fans think he is. he never was. the biggest liar & sellout in the music biz today. HE WILL NEVER BE IN COMPARISON TO JIMI HENDRIZ EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR. WAVE ON JOHNNY MAY WAVE ON

I love how eveyone talks about them as if they know them..

GET A LIFE AND LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE!

Jessica and his family know he's gay but they so desperately need Jessica to be seen with a man they will take anything, those people have no pride.
John should just come out with what he is and deal with it, and let the zero's Simpsons go, we already suspected John was gay for a long time now.
People would have better respect for him. He sets the gay world back with this old trick, when the gay community were making steps forward. He must really hate the gay world pretty bad.

Does anyone have actual proof that he is gay? I mean, some blind item in the NY Post really doesn't mean anything.

Yeah I think its the gay thing which is why he is running so deep into this fake relationship no guts johnny's at it again.
He is Hollywood now at least the fans help him to get rich and reach his Hollywood life style.

Who cares about Jessica Simpson? Her and her fish lips need to go back to whence she came

I'm from MSM someone made a link so I desided to speak my mind here since we can't do it there or else John will have the mods shut us down.
It's funny John is waiting on the world to change but pulling the same media tricks that he sings about.
Jessica Simpson is just so dumb ewww look at how stupid she looks in that clip, who sits at the table and draw attention to their breast hoping for someone to look, ewwww yuck this chick is a Dumb A$$ Publicity Whore and I never will like her.

someone needs to tell Jessica that you adjust your bra in the ladies room, not at the table! terrible manners.

there is TONS of proof that he is gay. i really hope someone outs him soon. he's so scared hes asking papa joe for help. how sad it that? jessica on the other hand actually thinks john is into her. shes just dumb and always will be. you can see how uncomftable john is in this video. hes thinking to himself 'i hope their buyin this, i cant wait to get home to my gay roomate' seriously he's 30 years old & he still has a roomate RED FLAG x17 please find him with his gay boyfriends so everything starts making sense. no one in their right mind would date jessica simpson seriously.

So true a room mate and hes rich and don't need to split rent come on.
So not going to no concerts of his.
The fans that believe in him are always the last one to know, like the don't believe the hype the fans believe him but he was lying.
Now the gay thing again the fans will be the last to know, the rest of the world is getting it.

I adore John Mayer.
He should dump Jess and let her go back to Nick. They were cute together.
And John should cut his hair, lose weight and go back to being the amazing singer/song writer he is.
BIGGEST JOHN MAYER FAN EVER.
X

John is gaining alot of Jessica's 12-15 year old fans you go woo-hoo.
Going to be alot Moms bringing their little girls with all the hair extention to concerts this summer.

JM has alll the mannerisms that would make me assume he plays for the other team. WHICH IS FINE!?!? What is his problem???

Seriously, what could you possibly keep in that piece of luggage you call a purse? If she had a kid, I could understand....but what, do tell could be in there, maybe a wallet and some lip gloss? whatever

I think it's hilarious we live in a world that has useless beings as leaders, the center of attention in this life.

Adam levine is living with a guy too.Maybe they live with each other?there's a pic of them kissing where Mayer's playing guitar and Levine appears in diapers.

jessica's like: look at my boobs!!!
and he's like: ehh.. no thanks.
she looks SO GOOD in that hair colour by the way

Mindless Hollywood Whores like her carry their toothbrush, make-up, extra underware and anything else they may need for overnight.
They plan on sleeping with whoever they bump into, so they don't want to be caught without. Jessica is just like Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton or Nicole.
I would have never thought Mayer would have ended up with one of them, I guess that's why Hollywood is laughing at him....maybe Mayer is as dumb as they are...something to think about.

I remember someone took a picture of Jessica leaving Adam Levine's hotel room, she stayed the night with him, girl can get around, I wish that picture could come up again.

All i have to say is that she can do better he may be a nice guy but he is one ugly mother cut your hair shape up man you have an eagles nest on your fucking head jessica it is nice to see you gave mr ugly a chance most stars date stars i am glad you gave a nobody a chance one Lucky ugly guy

What's with the man purse why did John have to take that big thing into the resturant, he could have left it in the car. I'm sure he was the one paying since that's why Jessica got him so she and her friends can leache off of him but man I would have left that big thing in the car.

Nick is clearly the winner in this divorce. He's done so much better for himself than she has.

they are so cute together!!!!!
^^

love them

Since Nick got out he has not spoken of them in the media, but somehow dumb ass Jessica and Papa Joe can't leave Nick alone.
I can't wait untill John and Jessica bust up so Papa Joe can media trash talk John, the way he trashes Nick.
Expect it mates papa can't mind his own F**king business you can see it all over the media-noone but an idiot would mess around with that media whore.

Mayer is a sell-out and sinking to an all time low he and Jessica are friends with that stinky Perez Hilton.
Oh Johnny boy how low are you gonna go.
Nick had her floating now that she is on her own every thing she touch suck real bad, boy she ruin that last movie she was in and her CD's always sucked. That blonde movie she's in is gonna tank to. This chick is clueless I don't think clamping on to Mayer was the answer to her career problems if any thing it's killing her career.
I'm stepping back and taken a second look at Johnny boy's music to, it could have all been hype.

theyre so cute together!!

Jess looks sweet with the dark hair, I just hope that John Mayer can bring some depth out of the girl. I am sooo sick of the superficial american type of bimbos...... Maybe there's some hope for Jess, don't sell your soul to Hollyweird.

Both already did sell their soul. Their fake and phony Hollywood now, they lost it long time ago, I kinda think Mayer was fake from the beginning he just did a good snow job.

I agree that's why he pick her- Fugs just like her inside.
Media Jerks

I think Jessica is a shallow and superficial little girl not to mention brain dead, John is a very mature, literate, and smart man. What are they doing together? This only pisses off his fans, it's hard to take him seriously anymore. I hope she's not at his concert in canada, I'll can her in the head.

Felix, Jessica is very shallow and superficial and totally brain dead. Why would John pick her if he could not relate to her? it's unfortunate but John is shallow and superficial.
At the moment John could care less about his fans and has said he's divorcing them. His goal is to trade the old fans in for Jessica Simpson fans(the teenager crowd-that's all she has) That's why alot of fans have not purchased summer tour tickes.
She is such a desperate leache she follows him every where because she's afraid of losing him.
So chances are she will be there. sorry

Does anyone remember when Jessica was a "nobody"? When she signed up to do reality tv to purposely become more famous than her Britney/Christina counterparts. Ugh! She makes me sick!

I have watched Jessica since her 1st album came out,and her feelings from being just a singer to being in love completly changed!
It went from music videos to her own show on MTV "The Newlyweds"...Her and nick were the BEST couple I feel ever! What went wrong? Publicity? Too much time together? Strippers? Her being to much of a blonde? I don't understand? Her style went from hollywood to is there a name for it? I love you Jess but since the break up I don't know where your mind is....I don't know how Nick moved on so quickly with that girl from trl, what's her name?haha..anyway..I will always love you Jess you are like my mentor, but you really have to take more care of yourself..I mean John Mayer? Come on...the only song I know is "wonderland" You don't need a man right now, you need to hang with your career and family...I mean if you want a man hook up with Colin Farrel, or someone..NOT JOHN MAYER....

I have watched Jessica since her 1st album came out,and her feelings from being just a singer to being in love completly changed!
It went from music videos to her own show on MTV "The Newlyweds"...Her and nick were the BEST couple I feel ever! What went wrong? Publicity? Too much time together? Strippers? Her being to much of a blonde? I don't understand? Her style went from hollywood to is there a name for it? I love you Jess but since the break up I don't know where your mind is....I don't know how Nick moved on so quickly with that girl from trl, what's her name?haha..anyway..I will always love you Jess you are like my mentor, but you really have to take more care of yourself..I mean John Mayer? Come on...the only song I know is "wonderland" You don't need a man right now, you need to hang with your career and family...I mean if you want a man hook up with Colin Farrel, or someone..NOT JOHN MAYER....

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